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MobCounty
12-14-2007, 01:03 PM
Another Ron and Fez "What If?"

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...If the world was ending in 6 hours... What would you do?

Additional Criteria:
-Everyone else knows the world is ending too.
-There is no chance that anyone will survive past 6hrs.

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I figure some would turn to religion, some would turn into rapists.. Personally I see myself having a few beers and calling friends to say goodbye. :drunk:

... Oh, and I'd load up some hollowpoints and buckshot just in case some of you fruity would-be rapists live near by.


MC

Chigworthy
12-14-2007, 01:04 PM
Chain smoke, chain fuck, and chain drink.

drjoek
12-14-2007, 01:07 PM
Post

underdog
12-14-2007, 01:08 PM
I think there would be a major orgy for the last 6 hours.

thejives
12-14-2007, 01:21 PM
side note: I wonder how different this would be than one hour. Jefe and Dubs did this with one hour left to go on one of the Next! podcasts and Jefe said he'd rape a white man. I wonder if he would rape the same white man for six hours or move on to different white men. That show is so gay.

As for me. If I had six hours, I'd probably climb on the roof of our building (something I've always wanted to do) with my wife, drink some wine, and laugh at all the people freaking out.

cupcakelove
12-14-2007, 01:27 PM
Walk around the city naked.

Team_Ramrod
12-14-2007, 01:28 PM
Sit in my room and try to complete the ever elusive 'Self suck'.

If I had any time left over I'd join my wife and kids for goodbye cuddles.

Chigworthy
12-14-2007, 01:34 PM
I'd join my kids and try to complete the ever elusive 'Self suck'.

If I had any time left over I'd join my wife for goodbye cuddles.

I doubt she'd cuddle you after that atrocity.

Hottub
12-14-2007, 01:35 PM
Mrs. Rod.
While Ram is in the other room, trying to fuck himself.

bigredd
12-14-2007, 02:13 PM
It depends on where I was. If I were at work I'd do a lil groping before I left to meet my wife at home, get high as a cat's ass and eat our chicken. After that I'd crack the seal on that Johnny Walker Blue I'd just liberated from the abandoned liquor store down the street and watch the sunset or sunrise for the last time.

WampusCrandle
12-14-2007, 02:21 PM
jay walk - like to live on the edge!

donnie_darko
12-14-2007, 02:36 PM
i'd check ron fez.net to see if there was a listening thread.

lleeder
12-14-2007, 02:40 PM
Get blown while I ate a steak and did rails off a hookers ass.

MobCounty
12-14-2007, 02:52 PM
I would try to time it so the end of the world happend just as I passed out. Honestly, I don't think I could get it up during the end of the world.

I too would come to RF.net to check for a 'listening thread'.

TheGameHHH
12-14-2007, 02:55 PM
Get blown while I ate a steak and did rails off a hookers ass.

i'd be chillin with lleeder..........no homo

BoondockSaint
12-14-2007, 02:58 PM
Take a nap.

lleeder
12-14-2007, 03:06 PM
i'd be chillin with lleeder..........no homo

Hey brother if there's time left and no more chicks. A mouths a mouth...

MrPink
12-14-2007, 03:09 PM
Hit up the white lady and cause general mayhem like breaking windows and shooting out tires. And I'd have to blow something up.

SatCam
12-14-2007, 03:14 PM
jerk off in public

patsopinion
12-14-2007, 03:17 PM
fuck this chick i met the other day that im smitten with

listen to ron and fez(hopefully get to hear a fezzatorial)


in that order

TheGameHHH
12-14-2007, 03:21 PM
Hey brother if there's time left and no more chicks. A mouths a mouth...

i dont roll like that.......besides, i plan on having like 15 hookers there

MellySmelly
12-14-2007, 03:24 PM
Fuck Don Stugots

DiabloSammich
12-14-2007, 03:28 PM
Tell my mother-in-law that since the world was ending to come over and let bygones be bygones.

Then when she comes in I'll punch her in the throat.

And then I'll probably hug my kid.

DiabloSammich
12-14-2007, 03:30 PM
side note: I wonder how different this would be than one hour. Jefe and Dubs did this with one hour left to go on one of the Next! podcasts and Jefe said he'd rape a white man. I wonder if he would rape the same white man for six hours or move on to different white men. That show is so gay.

As for me. If I had six hours, I'd probably climb on the roof of our building (something I've always wanted to do) with my wife, drink some wine, and laugh at all the people freaking out.


Really? I thought for sure you would be posting in the Person Above you Thread. :smile:

thepaulo
12-14-2007, 03:35 PM
fuck Don Stugots

Bulldogcakes
12-14-2007, 06:21 PM
http://toughpigs.com/uploaded_images/1donknotts-737200.jpg

Fuck Don Knotts

FezPaul
12-14-2007, 06:21 PM
Plant a tree.























































































That old gag.

Doctor Z
12-14-2007, 08:46 PM
Well let's see...

(6 hours... 60 minutes per hour... 360 minutes... )




































































I'd have sex 720 times.

TooLowBrow
12-14-2007, 08:59 PM
1. listen to ron and fez(hopefully get to hear a fezzatorial)

2. Chain smoke, chain fuck, and chain drink.

3. Get blown while I ate a steak and did rails off a hookers ass.

4. Plant a tree.

5. I'd have to blow something up.

6. Jerk off in public

thanks!
KA-BOOM

thepaulo
12-14-2007, 10:19 PM
try to watch some of the Twin Peaks box set.

Fallon
12-14-2007, 10:21 PM
jerk off in public

You must think it's the end of the world everyday.

PapaBear
12-14-2007, 10:23 PM
Post

The World.... DEAD!!!

led37zep
12-15-2007, 05:20 AM
Grab a chair, grab a cigar, glass of the best scotch I could find...and watch the world die.

MobCounty
12-15-2007, 01:55 PM
I'd prolly make a photoship with all of the RnF cast as dolphins and put a caption.. "Thanks for all the fish!".

thejives
12-15-2007, 01:57 PM
I'd prolly make a photoship with all of the RnF cast as dolphins and put a caption.. "Thanks for all the fish!".

Oh yeah. I guess I'd have to go get 42 tatooed on my forehead.

MobCounty
12-15-2007, 02:03 PM
Oh yeah. I guess I'd have to go get 42 tatooed on my forehead.

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