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hedges
12-12-2007, 06:11 PM
If you were on death row and your execution was soon, you get a choice for your last meal.
If this was you, let's just say you can choose anything, from anywhere, from any restaurant--4 course whatever. What would be your final meal?
I'm leaning towards prime rib or a porterhouse steak, with some kind of tomato/mozzerella salad; but I haven't figured in the sides yet. And no booze.
Fez4PrezN2008
12-12-2007, 06:13 PM
bottle rockets, roman candles, and flash bulbs - so when they electrocuted me it would be a really cool show for everyone.
PapaBear
12-12-2007, 06:14 PM
Steak is great, but I get plenty. I almost never get lobster, so I'd probably lean that way.
Hottub
12-12-2007, 06:21 PM
Fried calamari and a nice salad. With a bottle of Cabernet Sovignon for the 1st course.
A veal chop, stuffed with prosciutto and fresh mozzarella, seared, then grilled for my main. (don't forget the mashed potatos) Accompanied by a few pints of Guinness.
Then carrot cake with a big mug of coffee and a really tall Jamesons on a rock.
Give me a Cohiba, 5 minutes to run a batch, and then plug me in.
mdr55
12-12-2007, 06:21 PM
All you can eat shrimp......anything to delay the inevitable.
Warden, keep those shrimps coming, it's going to be awhile!!!!
hedges
12-12-2007, 06:29 PM
And no booze.
I don't know what got in me. I forgot about the Port.
jetdog
12-12-2007, 06:32 PM
two 1 1/4 lb lobsters, freshly caught and steamed, served with plenty of drawn butter, a bowl of clam chowder from the Fishmonger's in Woods Hole and a stuffed quahog from the Paddock in Hyannis (MA).
That or a freshly caught silver salmon from the Russian River in AK, grilled and served with steamed Jasmine rice and (again) plenty of butter.
ChrisTheCop
12-12-2007, 06:42 PM
Vagina is great, but I get plenty. I almost never get cock, so I'd probably lean that way.
:innocent:
PapaBear
12-12-2007, 06:45 PM
:innocent:
See here... (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?p=1546697&highlight=propose#post1546697)
hedges
12-12-2007, 07:01 PM
bottle rockets, roman candles, and flash bulbs - so when they electrocuted me it would be a really cool show for everyone.
"Top of the World, Ma!" I know, I'm blending two Cagney pictures together...
Ritalin
12-12-2007, 07:31 PM
Pumpernickel bagels?
SatCam
12-12-2007, 07:33 PM
Pumpernickel bagels?
two buttered black russians and one white russian
ZigZagBigBag
12-12-2007, 07:41 PM
swedish meatballs yo! just like mom used to make. and then a pint of xmas ale.
jauble
12-12-2007, 07:46 PM
I would just really want to cook something for myself. I would be nervous and cooking is a real relaxer for me. Get some pasta make a nice red wine sauce garlic plenty of peppers, red onions, green onions some beef tips topped with oregano, basil and some fresh parmesean with a nice chianti or possibly even a merlot.
FUNKMAN
12-12-2007, 07:46 PM
vagina and some provolone
hedges
12-12-2007, 07:51 PM
[QUOTE=hedges;1548178 And no vagina.[/QUOTE]
I don't know what got into me. Last course, please...
joethebartender
12-12-2007, 08:27 PM
Going with a crave case. I'd get through as much of it as I could. The room would smell like Castles as soon as they hit the switch and make everyone hungry!
http://www.whitecastle.com/_assets/images/food/menu/crave_case_lg.jpg
Ritalin
12-12-2007, 08:41 PM
two buttered black russians and one white russian
It's funny and I don't even know what the fuck you're talking about
pennington
12-12-2007, 08:46 PM
Years ago a saw an interview with the Chaplain of a prison (I forget which one) who was a part of like 12 executions. He said the condemned man never ate the last supper, they always gave it to the other prisoners on death row.
joethebartender
12-12-2007, 08:48 PM
Years ago a saw an interview with the Chaplain of a prison (I forget which one) who was a part of like 12 executions. He said the condemned man never ate the last supper, they always gave it to the other prisoners on death row.
all the more reason for a crave case then.
thejives
12-12-2007, 08:59 PM
Fried calamari and a nice salad. With a bottle of Cabernet Sovignon for the 1st course.
A veal chop, stuffed with prosciutto and fresh mozzarella, seared, then grilled for my main. (don't forget the mashed potatos) Accompanied by a few pints of Guinness.
Then carrot cake with a big mug of coffee and a really tall Jamesons on a rock.
Give me a Cohiba, 5 minutes to run a batch, and then plug me in.
God damn that's some amazing stamina
pennington
12-12-2007, 09:08 PM
all the more reason for a crave case then.
Hey Joe, how have you been?
joethebartender
12-12-2007, 09:20 PM
Hey Joe, how have you been?
Aces baby, aces.
pennington
12-12-2007, 09:21 PM
Aces baby, aces.
:thumbup:
hedges
12-12-2007, 10:54 PM
drink: before the Port, Maker's Mark neat
sides: asparagus with Roma tomatos red onions and vinagrette
garlic mashed potatos
wet and dry rub rib tips
brisket
buffalo tenderloin with demi-glace
PapaBear
12-12-2007, 10:56 PM
Ketchup and bologna sandwich. Then I'll be happy to die.
joethebartender
12-13-2007, 01:13 AM
drink: before the Port, Maker's Mark neat
sides: asparagus with Roma tomatos red onions and vinagrette
garlic mashed potatos
wet and dry rub rib tips
brisket
buffalo tenderloin with demi-glace
Makers mark manhattan up; my favorite cocktail. I really only drink spirits once or twice a year and that's the one! (beer or wine daily) :drunk:
Reephdweller
12-13-2007, 03:27 AM
Bacon wrapped filet mignon from Mortons Steakhouse
Grilled shrimps from Ayhan's...make that ENDLESS shrimps...I'll steal MDR's idea
A good chilled bottle of merlot from Viansa
I think it would definitely call for a cigar also, so I'll have a Cohiba as well.
Leticia
06-20-2008, 07:37 PM
I'm sorry if a thread like this has already been started.
But,
I think I'd get sweet turkey sausage, with a western omlete. 1 pancake with blueberry syrup.
um. And Jiffy! Cornbread. :)
Oh and warm chocolate milk and a glass of water.
Maybe this makes me seem like I'm crazy?:unsure:
ChrisTheCop
06-20-2008, 07:39 PM
I'd like an all you can eat buffet, and bottomless cup of coffee.
(yes, that old gag)
DiabloSammich
06-20-2008, 07:42 PM
Baby.
Snoogans
06-20-2008, 08:15 PM
Filet mignon, 2 lobster claws, thats right CLAWS, and King Crab Legs
led37zep
06-20-2008, 08:19 PM
In-N-out.
Coach
06-20-2008, 08:22 PM
A hot woman's box. Which would be a pointless request..since after that long without a woman..the old nurse in the prison infirmary would look hot...
Team_Ramrod
06-20-2008, 08:25 PM
1 rib eye steak (12oz) done rare, Peaches and Cream Corn, Baked Potato, Garlic Bread, Carrots and for desert I'd like cheesecake with strawberry topping.
To finish I'd like a chocolate mousse made with exlax so I shit all over myself really messy when I die.
PapaBear
06-20-2008, 08:26 PM
I already answered lobster, but I'm going to change that to ramen noodles and refried beans. Then I'm going to throw up on the executioner.
Leticia
06-20-2008, 09:14 PM
I already answered lobster, but I'm going to change that to ramen noodles and refried beans. Then I'm going to throw up on the executioner.
Good plan.
spoon
06-20-2008, 09:17 PM
I already answered lobster, but I'm going to change that to ramen noodles and refried beans. Then I'm going to throw up on the executioner.
Good plan.
And you'd be happy to die after eating that too.
Leticia
06-20-2008, 09:23 PM
And you'd be happy to die after eating that too.
Actually I would die if I ate beans. So I'd rather throw them up on the person who gave them to me before I died.
I'm allergic to beans...
tele7
06-20-2008, 09:27 PM
I'd go with a typical Christmas eve dinner cooked by my late grandmother. Home made borscht w/kreplach, pierogi (potato and saur kraut) topped with a mushroom sauce, pickled herring and a good loaf of jewish rye bread....followed by a snort of cognac
PapaBear
06-20-2008, 09:35 PM
I'm allergic to beans...
Do you give a fuck?:king:
Hottub
06-21-2008, 07:16 AM
Do you give a fuck?:king:
Hey. Guess what?
tileslinger
06-21-2008, 07:38 AM
Pizza Hut Pan Pizza with extra onions and hot peppers
Burritos, nachos and tacos from Taco Bell with extra Guac and Sour Cream
Dorito's
24 ice cold Coronas
Just like every night.
I'll never even rember that those bastards killed me.
Friday
06-21-2008, 08:55 AM
here are some actual requests..... some are pretty fancy if you ask me.....
Death Row Meal Requests (http://www.thememoryhole.org/deaths/texas-final-meals.htm)
reillyluck
06-21-2008, 10:28 AM
here are some actual requests..... some are pretty fancy if you ask me.....
Death Row Meal Requests (http://www.thememoryhole.org/deaths/texas-final-meals.htm)
i love how one of them ordered just one bag of assorted jolly ranchers. THats pretty Gangsta.
mine would probably be THree Steak soft shell tacos, A chicken Quesadilla, and Chili Nachos.
for dessert...A Mister Softee banana Split
britneypablo
06-22-2008, 07:27 AM
BBQ another prisoner...and a diet soda because I'm trying to watch my figure
Fallon
06-22-2008, 07:33 AM
here are some actual requests..... some are pretty fancy if you ask me.....
Death Row Meal Requests (http://www.thememoryhole.org/deaths/texas-final-meals.htm)
The people that just get jolly ranchers and whatever have to be real creeps.
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