JESSICA ALBA ....wait for it....PREGNANT!!!!!

[Dougie Brootal]

its all over folks.

Jessica Alba is pregnant with boyfriend Cash Warren's child, her rep
tells PEOPLE exclusively.

"I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late
spring, early summer," says rep Brad Cafarelli.

Alba, 26, has dated Warren, 28, since the fall of 2004 after they met
on the set of The Fantastic Four, on which Warren was a director's
assistant.

The couple have been seen being affectionate together in Los Angeles
in recent days, shopping for mattresses last Saturday and attending a
Lakers game, where they were spotted kissing Sunday.

Alba has also starred in Sin City and the recent Awake. Her upcoming
films are The Eye and The Love Guru.

Before the pregnancy announcement, she said she was in talks to make
her Broadway premiere this summer in a revival of playwright David
Mamet's Speed-the-Plow.



my penis weeps for the destruction of her hot body by this foul demon seed.

DAMN YOU CASH WARREN!!!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!

[Team_Ramrod]

It wasn't me.

I wish it was, I'd divorce her and tell her to make another Fantastic 4 cause me and the baby need a new car.

I'm so unlucky.

[Dougie Brootal]

It wasn't me.

I wish it was, I'd divorce her and tell her to make another Fantastic 4 cause me and the baby need a new car.

I'm so unlucky.

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

oh well, she still will be smoking pregnant

Id like to lego that prego

[OGC]

This thread is useless without pictures.

[drjoek]

I just got wood

[Team_Ramrod]

oh well, she still will be smoking pregnant

Id like to lego that prego

I'd hit any preggo chick. It's sexy man.... well, as long as they are riding me and squeezing their breasts, spraying milk all over me. Otherwise, their vaginas look wierd.

[nate1000]

Great. Just what the world needs: more herpes babies.
Maybe this kid can get together with Britney's new one so they can ooze on each other.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I'd hit any preggo chick. It's sexy man.... well, as long as they are riding me and squeezing their breasts, spraying milk all over me. Otherwise, their vaginas look wierd.

I Haven't had the experience yet

I made an Eggo Joke, Im Funny

[TheGameHHH]

i just started to cry. i wanted to be the one that let my seed run wild inside of her.

[Ritalin]

CASH?

[chubbyknuckles]

its all over folks.




my penis weeps for the destruction of her hot body by this foul demon seed.

DAMN YOU CASH WARREN!!!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!

hey at least Michael Douglas didnt get this one

[Furtherman]

Eh... good for her. It's not like any of us had a chance.

[ScottFromGA]

I'd hit any preggo chick. It's sexy man.... well, as long as they are riding me and squeezing their breasts, spraying milk all over me. Otherwise, their vaginas look wierd.

I was right there with you till the milk spraying.....


seriously, Ram....seek help.

[IamPixie]

I'd hit any preggo chick. It's sexy man.... well, as long as they are riding me and squeezing their breasts, spraying milk all over me. Otherwise, their vaginas look wierd.

:blink::blink::blink::blink::blink::blink::blink:

[HBox]

:blink::blink::blink::blink::blink::blink::blink:

I second this reaction.

[lleeder]

I can't wait for the bump pictures. Love the pregnant latinas.

[ChrisTheCop]

Eh... good for her. It's not like any of us had a chance.

Speak for yourself!



















...and me.

[spoon]

I can't wait for the bump pictures. Love the pregnant latinas.

Is there any other kind!? :lol:

[DiabloSammich]

Caseyelan wannabe.

[Don Stugots]

Eh... good for her. It's not like any of us had a chance.

speak for yourself.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I hope the baby is born retarded! BAHAHAAHHAHAHAH I'M SO FUNNY EDGY AND WITTY!

[Don Stugots]

I'd hit any preggo chick. It's sexy man.... well, as long as they are riding me and squeezing their breasts, spraying milk all over me. Otherwise, their vaginas look wierd.

I agree.

[Hottub]

I know it was toungue in cheek, but really.

Type
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Think
Reply or delete accordingly.

I would have gone with the latter.

[patsopinion]

CASH?

that was my reaction
what a duchedag
and if this fucks up filming in anyway for sin city 2 im going to be pissed

[Tenbatsuzen]

I know it was toungue in cheek, but really.

Type
Read again
Think
Reply or delete accordingly.

I would have gone with the latter.

Not really, because people are idiots and need to be shown the errors of their ways.

Besides, everyone hating on Cash is equivalent on a lesser degree to people hating on Dave.

[patsopinion]

Not really, because people are idiots and need to be shown the errors of their ways.

Besides, everyone hating on Cash is equivalent on a lesser degree to people hating on Dave.

did u just compare casey elan to jessica alba
if so we need pictures

[Hottub]

Not really, because people are idiots and need to be shown the errors of their ways.



Thank God you are here.

[DiabloSammich]

oh well, she still will be smoking pregnant

Id like to lego that prego



I don't think you're supposed to smoke while pregnant. It's bad for the baby.


Nice Lego joke, by the way.

[Don Stugots]

did u just compare casey elan to jessica alba
if so we need pictures

of casey? momma mia what a hottie.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Thank God you are here.

If Mikey is God, I'm kinda like Moses.

[Tenbatsuzen]

did u just compare casey elan to jessica alba
if so we need pictures

Casey looks like Fiona Apple if Fiona was a regular girl. And had Big. Jew. Tits.

Jessica Alba is, well, Jessica Alba.

[Hottub]

I was thinking Judas Iscariot.:tongue:

[Tenbatsuzen]

I was thinking Judas Iscariot.:tongue:

Jesus walks into a hotel. He puts three nails down on the counter. He says, "Can you put me up for the night?"

[ChrisTheCop]

Jesus walks into a hotel. He puts three nails down on the counter. He says, "Can you put me up for the night?"

Jesus never was good at getting rooms.

[thejives]

Jesus never was good at getting rooms.

:clap:

[drjoek]

http://static.flickr.com/27/60276493_0f47c32d42.jpg
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/175/436424296_3d4f2a2c03.jpg

[ChrisTheCop]

http://static.flickr.com/27/60276493_0f47c32d42.jpg

what a waste.

[patsopinion]

what a waste.

does anyone have any post pregnancy projections for alba?

[drjoek]

does anyone have any post pregnancy projections for alba?

http://www.hawcc.hawaii.edu/nursing/Samoan_images04/samoan_web_picture3.jpg
Hope not this bad

[ChrisTheCop]

does anyone have any post pregnancy projections for alba?

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y162/mountie_007/FatWomenTryingtogetpantson.jpghttp://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y162/mountie_007/FatWomenTryingtogetpantson.jpg

[Hottub]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/153/994066~The-Family-Guy-Got-MILF-Posters.jpg

[TheMojoPin]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/153/994066~The-Family-Guy-Got-MILF-Posters.jpg

That's a cartoon.

[Hottub]

Is it?

Not much out there that is safe for work.
http://babyloveleicester.com/images/milf.jpg

[fezident]

http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2007-11/34018929.jpg

[Hottub]

http://freebiesblog.net/media/1/20051001-Kid-Shirt.jpg

[FUNKMAN]

JESSICA ALBA ....wait for it....PREGNANT!!!!!

not sure how, we were using the rhythm method?

[ChrisTheCop]

JESSICA ALBA ....wait for it....PREGNANT!!!!!

not sure how, we were using the rhythm method?

ha. I was gonna joke about that originally, but then I saw a pic of Jessica Alba and my mind wandered.

[pennington]

Well, here they are:

http://www.aolcdn.com/red_galleries/jessica-alba-cash-warren-400a092707.jpg

Lets see, his name is Cash Warren and he's an assistant director (at least he's not a hair and make-up person)

[epo]

Cash Warren, you are a lucky sombitch!

[Fez4PrezN2008]

JESSICA ALBA ....wait for it....PREGNANT!!!!!

not sure how, we were using the rhythm method?
http://www.roflwigger.com/images/wigger/145828004_c819f2a666.jpg

[chubbyknuckles]

I can't wait for the bump pictures. Love the pregnant latinas.

so...latinas

[AngelAmy]

Eh... good for her. It's not like any of us had a chance.

speak for yourself

[RingWraith]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g15/lawrence79/nooooo.jpg

[Caseyelan]

Caseyelan wannabe.

Agreed.

















she's a cunt.

[TeeBone]

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:DAaRCmj2xKowUM:http://www.arthistoryclub.com/art_history/upload/thumb/a/a6/300px-The_Scream.jpg

[Furtherman]

Ehhh too bad. She's a crazy pain in the ass.

Jessica Alba says she was attacked by a ghost when she was 17. (http://www.smh.com.au/news/people/ghost-attacked-me-says-jessica-alba/2008/02/06/1202233907134.html)

"Something definitely took the covers off me and I definitely couldn't get off the bed, and then, once I did, I screamed, ran to my parents' room and I don't think I spent many nights in that house ever again!

"I think I've already thrown Cash out of the house twice since I've been pregnant," she said.

"He's like, 'Are you just pregnant? I hope you're just pregnant and acting crazy,' and I'm like, 'It has nothing to do with that!'

[grlNIN]

What a mexican't.