2007 - "Suck a Thick Dick!!"

[DiabloSammich]

Ronnie's right. 2007 blew in a way that can't be described. I lost my mother to cancer, one of my employees was arrested, and my bank account currently reads $-7,604.


2007, hit the fuckin bricks. And don't let 2008 fuck you in the ear on the way out.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

hated 2007

boo urns 2007


booooo-urnsss


except December, I love December

[A.J.]

I liked 2007.

http://blog.masslive.com/redsoxmonster/2007/10/large_bigpapitrophy.jpg

[DiabloSammich]

http://www.thesimpsonsquotes.com/images/moleman.gif


"I was saying boo-urns."

[cupcakelove]

I loved 2007.

[Doctor Z]

I can't tell the difference from one year to the next. It all blends into the same pile of horse shit.

[TheMojoPin]

This thread totally reads like "Such a Thick Dick," and I want to keep saying "thank you" to it for the lovely compliment.

[Fallon]

For the most part 2007 ruled.

[thejives]

I can't tell the difference from one year to the next. It all blends into the same pile of horse shit.

It's all in his book "The Power of Positive Thinking" By Dr. Z.

As for how good this year was... too early to say.
That threesome could still happen this month.

[DiabloSammich]

You mean douggrasso's?

Man, I hope this thread doesn't get merged into his epic thread. It's gonna have to get alot gayer first.

[ladyface]

My boyfriend came home with some twisted ass stuff in his head yesterday. He had heard something at work that he wanted us to try, so I kinda agreed without asking too many questions. Here goes: He wanted to put styling gel all over his fatone and all over my post-office before we had sex. Anyone else ever heard of this, because I get the feeling he was just fucking with me? He said it was called glue-balling. Not sure what I was supposed to get out of it, but...I didn't.

[TheMojoPin]

My boyfriend came home with some twisted ass stuff in his head yesterday. He had heard something at work that he wanted us to try, so I kinda agreed without asking too many questions. Here goes: He wanted to put styling gel all over his fatone and all over my post-office before we had sex. Anyone else ever heard of this, because I get the feeling he was just fucking with me? He said it was called glue-balling. Not sure what I was supposed to get out of it, but...I didn't.

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[reillyluck]

My boyfriend came home with some twisted ass stuff in his head yesterday. He had heard something at work that he wanted us to try, so I kinda agreed without asking too many questions. Here goes: He wanted to put styling gel all over his fatone and all over my post-office before we had sex. Anyone else ever heard of this, because I get the feeling he was just fucking with me? He said it was called glue-balling. Not sure what I was supposed to get out of it, but...I didn't.

im not sure how this pertains to 2007, but girl...dont be lettin him put hair gel in your vag. youre just asking for an infection. Ew. good call on not doing it.

[RAAMONE]

im not sure how this pertains to 2007, but girl...dont be lettin him put hair gel in your vag. youre just asking for an infection. Ew. good call on not doing it.

its just a more fun way to style your pubes

[Furtherman]

My boyfriend came home with some twisted ass stuff in his head yesterday. He had heard something at work that he wanted us to try, so I kinda agreed without asking too many questions. Here goes: He wanted to put styling gel all over his fatone and all over my post-office before we had sex. Anyone else ever heard of this, because I get the feeling he was just fucking with me? He said it was called glue-balling. Not sure what I was supposed to get out of it, but...I didn't.

2007 will suck unless I pull this off.

[ladyface]

idk, glueballing...2007...end of days...is there a connection?

[Jughead]

I put glue on my nads back in 2005....

[thejives]

There's still the rest of the month for us all to glue ball two chicks.




All of us except douggrasso, of course.

[Knowledged_one]

I used to use styling gel on my pubes but it just got to expensive now i have just let them grow and went ahead and made them into cornrows.......next stop pubelocks

[ladyface]

google led me to this freak's blog: theharrysituation.com
check out post 9 of his blog called Glueballing!! Save us all.

[Soupy_Dreck]

I put glue on my nads back in 2005....

hoo hoo, tell 'em fred! :tongue:

[Cleophus James]

2006-
My boss quit
Left to deal with implementation of new protocol
poor
Friend dies in Iraq
stuck in 4 year relationship going nowhere
Working 60 hours a week

2007-
Got big ass (I mean like 50%) pay raise
Ended 4.5 year relationship (very good thing)
worked about 25% less hours
My brother finishes college, gets good job in Pheonix
Mom and step dad move to Germany (trip planned late OCT 08)
Got a date this weekend
Lost 25 pounds over the year

2:drunk:7 was a very good year, but 2006 was so fucking bad.

[Jughead]

2006-
My boss quit
Left to deal with implementation of new protocol
poor
Friend dies in Iraq
stuck in 4 year relationship going nowhere
Working 60 hours a week

2007-
Got big ass (I mean like 50%) pay raise
Ended 4.5 year relationship (very good thing)
worked about 25% less hours
My brother finishes college, gets good job in Pheonix
Mom and step dad move to Germany (trip planned late OCT 08)
Got a date this weekend
Lost 25 pounds over the year

2:drunk:7 was a very good year, but 2006 was so fucking bad.




I want a year like that except I want to keep my wife:tongue:

[buzzard]

I'm unsure about 2007 :unsure:

or maybe I'm not?

[Chris from TX]

2007 sucked ass.

[led37zep]

I want a year like that except I want to keep my wife:tongue:


I used to think you were cool.

[Doctor Z]

It's all in his book "The Power of Positive Thinking" By Dr. Z.
That was actually pretty good. Nicely done.

[ralphbxny]

2007 started out like shit

1- got laid off
2- fell behind on money
3- depression sucks
4-We lost our Free FM show
5-Uncle had a heart attack and two strokes


Then

1.Got a better job with more money
2.traveling more
3. Job, money, travel, means no more depression
4. my uncle woke up from his coma and is beginning his long road back
5.We have unmasked!


2007 was a big mixed bag! I hope 2008 has less kicks in the balls!

[thejives]

2007 started out like shit

1- got laid off
2- fell behind on money
3- depression sucks
4-We lost our Free FM show
5-Uncle had a heart attack and two strokes


Then

1.Got a better job with more money
2.traveling more
3. Job, money, travel, means no more depression
4. my uncle woke up from his coma and is beginning his long road back
5.We have unmasked!


2007 was a big mixed bag! I hope 2008 has less kicks in the balls!

Damn. If you were a chick this could be a movie on Lifetime.
Way to survive this.

2008 will kick ass.

[Dudeman]

Ron is right again... 2007 suuuuuucked

[conman823]

My boyfriend came home with some twisted ass stuff in his head yesterday. He had heard something at work that he wanted us to try, so I kinda agreed without asking too many questions. Here goes: He wanted to put styling gel all over his fatone and all over my post-office before we had sex. Anyone else ever heard of this, because I get the feeling he was just fucking with me? He said it was called glue-balling. Not sure what I was supposed to get out of it, but...I didn't.

WOW, and you let him do that to you?? If it doesn't work out PM me.

[Bossanova]

Well, 2007 as a whole wasn't great for many people. I know way too many people who lost someone, lost a job, lost a pet. Hell, I started hating my job, fucked up my knee, expenses went up and my best friend was paralyzed during our hockey game. I am just done with this year.

The reason I decided to vent today is that I just got off of the phone with my chick. Her grandmother is in the ICU right now. Her kidney's and liver decided to just give out. She is losing so much blood by the second by vomiting and other ways I choose not to share. The hardest part is that her grandmother and her share a bond tighter than what my chink and her mom have. My girlfriend basically lost it on the phone with me and could barely stand.

I told her I was on my way, but she said to stay home with my friends and she didn't want me to drive anyway. (drunk watching Eagles) She said there is nothing I could do, but stand by.

So obviously Christmas for us is not happening and I honestly couldn't care less. Sorry to bitch for what seems to be an essay, but I hate 2007


God I need to smoke(what you expect me to keep it serious through the whole thing)

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I totally agree, my Grandmother and Nicole's Grandfather passed away, along with 2 great Aunts

Had numerous car problems and issue with a Dentist and Insurance Company which took away thousands of dollars I am trying to save.

Thank god for friends (inlcuding you guys) , family and alcohol

[joethebartender]

I concur. Without getting into details, this may have been one of the worst years for me ever! Health (physical and mental), money, relationships have all hit the wall for me this year. I too say fuck you, 2007!

[WampusCrandle]

FUCK YOU, 2007! i got denied for financial aide and student loans, had to defer, and work with a bunch of cranky bitches going through "the change." oh, and thanks dad for not helping ever - FUCK YOU, 2007!

[DarkHippie]

2007 can definitely go fuck itself hard and sideways

[weekapaugjz]

that sucks you guys are having a shitty year. the beginning of the year was rough for me but things took a complete 180. I finished grad school, got a job, and found an awesome chick. i think im as happy as i have ever been.

[Cleophus James]

So i am supposed to be in Vegas right now, but the fog at the airport saturday said fuck you. 2007 was so good, but it just had to fuck me once.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

I can't say fuck you to 2007, but 2006 definitely was a big waste of time for me. There's been shit things happening to my life, great things happening too tho. So it's been a mix of the bad with the good... and I'm doing well for myself, at least in comparison to where I was at in 2006. I can however, say fuck you to whatever it is that made life shitty at times, which definitely have happened a few times in '07. Fuck that force. Fuck it in the ass.

[joethebartender]

FUCK YOU, 2007! i got denied for financial aide and student loans, had to defer, and work with a bunch of cranky bitches going through "the change." oh, and thanks dad for not helping ever - FUCK YOU, 2007!

Next time check Native American/Hawaiian islander on the application.

[Bulldogcakes]

google led me to this freak's blog: theharrysituation.com
check out post 9 of his blog called Glueballing!! Save us all.

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[boobieman]

2007 really suck..most of the year was just a ho-hum year. End of the year sucked. My brother passed from cancer. He was 45 year's old..(Miss you big bro John)

.....hum nothing else really happened..then again the last 3 weeks just took everything from me...I still work for a shit job...I still feel like shit...so FUCK 2007..I hope it gets gang raped by aids infected dog pack.

Please please please let 2008 make me feel better.I hope 2008 is better for everyone...enough of the misery....I..no..we need some happiness and fun back in our lives.


SEE YYAYAYAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAYAYAYAYYA and Love ya

[PopPop]

My Sister-In-Law lost a Four year struggle with breast cancer. Got in her lungs. We were all pretty close. They live in the next subdivision, within walking distance. My wife and I saw them a lot. Now he has started drinking pretty heavy and we are worried about our nieces. The youngest is 13. For all the problems me and my Dad had he died on December the 7th. As my kids used to say that sucked so bad it sucked the butt out of the cat. I have been really cranky and hard to get along with and my wife is pissed. Can't say I blame her. So so long 2007. I hope it is a better year for everyone !:wallbash:

[ahhdurr]

Wife pregnant in June with our first.
Finally got certified and dove Cozumel.
New Nephew.
Great new job.

And... finally saw Ron and Fez in person at an Unmasked.

[landarch]

Yeah, I'm not so big on the memory of 2007 either. My reasons are of far less importance than some others already mentioned, so I won't give an itemized list. It just seems like a black cloud has been hanging over this year since week 1 for almost everyone. 2008, however, holds many exciting things.

1. First baby (my little girl!!!!!) due to be born end of January
2. Set to graduate in May with a new bachelor's degree
3. Last semester only has one 5-credit class
4. I can go back to work and start reversing the debt in which 2007 left me.
5. A whole new year of Ron and Fez!!

Come on '08!

[spot]

Lost my mom.

Changed jobs to one I hate more.

Rachael Ray got a talk show..


2007 sucked ass hard.

[Friday]

For the most part 2007 ruled.

I have to concur with Fallon here.

For me, 2006 was the year that blew. 2007 let me pick up the pieces. :)

[Bill From Yorktown]

2006 sucked
2007 blew

let's hope 2008 rocks

[cougarjake13]

2006 sucked
2007 blew

let's hope 2008 rocks

actually in 08 you may swallow

[djjd]

the only good thing that happened in 2007, was my discovery of ron and fez and ronfez.net

that helped make the last half of the year tolerable

[underdog]

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[WampusCrandle]

Next time check Native American/Hawaiian islander on the application.

i keep forgetting to check that box, i always check superior wasp - damn, the fool i am!

[Don Stugots]

with the events of the past 4 days, i cannot wait for it to be over.

Die 2007 DIE!

[DiabloSammich]

Little over nine hours before we can flush this lumpy turd known as 2007 down the shitter.


I can't wait.

[Bellyfullasnot]

I'm driving a town car from Suffolk co. so a couple can watch the ball drop. I never work New Year's. It's up there with Christmas, Mother's day, Father's day, and my kids birthdays. It was really hard to pass on this one. Let's see if it bites me in the ass.

I think by the end of the night I'll be happy to see NYC and 2007 in my rear view mirror.
Have a safe night, and a better 2008.

[MadMatt]

I'm driving a town car from Suffolk co. so a couple can watch the ball drop. I never work New Year's. It's up there with Christmas, Mother's day, Father's day, and my kids birthdays. It was really hard to pass on this one. Let's see if it bites me in the ass.

I think by the end of the night I'll be happy to see NYC and 2007 in my rear view mirror.
Have a safe night, and a better 2008.

Just be careful Budday. I hope they tip well! :thumbup:

[Gvac]

I honestly think there was only one bright spot in 2007 for me.

As shitty as the rest of the year was, however, that bright spot shined so brightly that I can't say it was a horrible year.

Hopefully 2008 brings a few more positives to really light it up.

[SatCam]

I honestly think there was only one bright spot in 2007 for me.

As shitty as the rest of the year was, however, that bright spot shined so brightly that I can't say it was a horrible year.

Hopefully 2008 brings a few more positives to really light it up.

gvac got laid

[A.J.]

I honestly think there was only one bright spot in 2007 for me.

As shitty as the rest of the year was, however, that bright spot shined so brightly that I can't say it was a horrible year.

Hopefully 2008 brings a few more positives to really light it up.

You found your hat?