Pumpernickel Bagels Rule!!!!!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

all other Bagels fail to meet the standards that the Pumpernickel Bagel sets.....


prove me wrong

what's your favorite bagel

[cupcakelove]

Everything bagel owns you.


Lock it up.

[JPMNICK]

everything bagel

or a burnt plain bagel

[Earlshog]

http://www.poster.net/ryder-winona/ryder-winona-photo-winona-ryder-6224177.jpg

[reillyluck]

Everything bagel owns you.


Lock it up.

everything bagel

or a burnt plain bagel

pumpernickel does indeed rule, but Everything bagels are the shiznit!


http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa165/rxckstr1/294846856_6400efc3ec.jpg

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Everything Bagels was my fav from 2001-2004


just a plain bagel with decorations, it eventually bows down to the Pumpernickel Bagel

[DarkHippie]

I enjoy a cinnimon raisin bagel with a shmear of cream cheese

[ladyface]

None of you enjoys the Biali? How is that? You can never truly love the bagel, whatever type, until you've eaten its hole.

I'm new, and disgusting.

[marky2bucks]

http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa165/rxckstr1/294846856_6400efc3ec.jpg

I'm fuckin starvin'. Earl, we got any bagels?

ET is the king of all bagels

[thejives]

The place near my apartment has a wicked good french toast bagel. It's like a cinnamon swirl but with some other yummy flavors in there. I like that when I'm in the mood for something sweet.

Their spinach bagel is good too.

But... I have to agree with your 2001-2004 self, if all the bagels were in a tent, the tent was on fire, and I could only save one, I'm taking Everything.

[RAAMONE]

The place near my apartment has a wicked good french toast bagel. It's like a cinnamon swirl but with some other yummy flavors in there. I like that when I'm in the mood for something sweet.

Their spinach bagel is good too.

But... I have to agree with your 2001-2004 self, if all the bagels were in a tent, the tent was on fire, and I could only save one, I'm taking Everything.


i thought you said you could only save one

[Snacks]

Everything bagel owns you.


Lock it up.

You are so correct, everything bagels are the best. The thread should have been locked!!!

Hippo I will give them a try next time I go to a bagel joint. I like almost every kind so I cant see not liking the pump!

[thejives]

i thought you said you could only save one

my mind just 'sploded :blink:

[FUNKMAN]

honey wheat for the sexually secure...

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Love the pumpernickel- especially with a smear, some lox, and a little bermuda onion.

But beyond your basic bagels, I loves me a sun dried tomato bagel.

[topless_mike]

rye bagels is where the action is at...

the beauty of rye bread mixed with the fabulousness of a bagel.

[NortonRules]

Pumpernickel with butter is awesome. Everything is awesome, too.

[thejives]

And Jesus was way cool.

[RAAMONE]

Everything is awesome, too.

you're a very positive person

[thejives]

you're a very positive person

I think we're going to have to invent a nothing bagel so this joke can come full circle.

[Furtherman]

Salt bagel.... with Ham, Bacon, Cheese, Salt, Pepper, Ketchup.

Smashed.

http://www.bagelsmashery.com/pic_1.jpg

[thejives]

Yeah... salt bagels are good. But they start to burn your tongue after a while if it's the really good sea salt.

I like it when Everything has salt on it .....





.... wait for it.

[PhishHead]

Cinnamon Raisin Bagel

but then the ultimate bagel is.....


THE BLACK RUSSIAN BAGEL!!!

It is a sweeter pumpernickel bagel with raisins its basically a cinnamon raisin infused with pumpernickel.

It is the best bagel ever!!!

everyone should go out and get one right now.

[RAAMONE]

I think we're going to have to invent a nothing bagel so this joke can come full circle.

i bring nothing to the table

[RAAMONE]

I like it when Everything has salt on it .....





.... wait for it.

fine...


that could be very bad for your health in the long run

[SatCam]

cinnamon raisin, blueberry and possibly a french toast

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Cinnamon Raisin Bagel

but then the ultimate bagel is.....


THE BLACK RUSSIAN BAGEL!!!

It is a sweeter pumpernickel bagel with raisins its basically a cinnamon raisin infused with pumpernickel.

It is the best bagel ever!!!

everyone should go out and get one right now.


QFT Black Russian Bagels also kick ass

this is why Phishy is the man

[PhishHead]

QFT Black Russian Bagels also kick ass

this is why Phishy is the man

King Hippo is pretty damn cool too!

[Knowledged_one]

King Hippo is pretty damn cool too!

Why dont you two go ahead and just jizz on each others bagel

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Why dont you two go ahead and just jizz on each others bagel


still bitter that I mocked your pathetic attempt at a person above you thread

[Knowledged_one]

Still bitter that i said that :king: at the end of each post was and is the worst thing ever?

[thejives]

fine...


that could be very bad for your health in the long run

i bring nothing to the table

Not so. You'll always be able to bring that joke to the table.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Still bitter that i said that :king: at the end of each post was and is the worst thing ever?

I knew it bothered people, figured i would be nice and make everyone happy

you sir were about 2 months late in the :king: bashing

why fight, it will be a drawn out tit for tat

[Marc with a c]

no bagel no bagel no bagel no bagel

[EddieMoscone]

rye bagels is where the action is at...

the beauty of rye bread mixed with the fabulousness of a bagel.

I agree with this. The bagel place around my way stopped making them though so I go with my number 2 the pumpernickel. When I was younger I thought pumpernickel was an old person's bread, but now I realize I was a bread product with balls.

[thejives]

When I was younger I thought pumpernickel was an old person's bread

And now you're an old person.
Do you get prunes with that?

[EddieMoscone]

And now you're an old person.
Do you get prunes with that?

Yes, and a venti metimucil...

[King Hippos Bandaid]

if you are anti pumpernickel, I declare that you are a racist

[thejives]

White people are so scared of pumpernickle

[sailor]

pumpernickel or rye, best bagels in the world! have one like 3-4 times a week.

[ralphbxny]

mMMmmm Bagels!! Everything is my fav but pumpernickel is close!

[Heather 8]

I do like a nice, fresh, hot pumpernickel bagel. The second it goes cold, no amount of toasting can bring back the goodness.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I do like a nice, fresh, hot pumpernickel bagel. The second it goes cold, no amount of toasting can bring back the goodness.

agreed , in college I used to go to the Bagel Store at 6:02, because thats when the Pumpernickels and the Everythings came out fresh

toasted bagels are ok

the worst is a microwaved bagel, worst thing ever

[Heather 8]

the worst is a microwaved bagel, worst thing ever

When I lived in Wisconsin, that's how my co-workers ate their bagels. They found it hilarious that I popped mine in the toaster.

"Why do you want to wait so long, just nuke it for 30 seconds!"
"Um, because lukewarm soggy bagels are gross."

BTW, never found a pumpernickel bagel out there. Savages.

[thejives]

When I lived in Wisconsin, that's how my co-workers ate their bagels. They found it hilarious that I popped mine in the toaster.

"Why do you want to wait so long, just nuke it for 30 seconds!"
"Um, because lukewarm soggy bagels are gross."

BTW, never found a pumpernickel bagel out there. Savages.

I'm gonna go change my answer on the turning-a-state-into-a-lake thread.

[BoondockSaint]

I like a nice toasted cinnamon raisin with butter or cream cheese.

[PhishHead]

if you are anti pumpernickel, I declare that you are a racist

im anti pumpernickel

pro black russian

[feralBoy]

THE BLACK RUSSIAN BAGEL!!!

It is a sweeter pumpernickel bagel with raisins its basically a cinnamon raisin infused with pumpernickel.

It is the best bagel ever!!!

everyone should go out and get one right now.

I always thought that was just called "pumpernickel raisin." I thought a black russian bagel was a pumpernickel bagel with sesame seeds. maybe that's a white russian?

Anyway, pumpernickel is my fav. An everything bagel is like an ugly girl with alot of make-up.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

im anti pumpernickel

pro black russian


but you are pro to a black bagel, i cant call you racist

[thejives]

but you are pro to a black bagel, i cant call you racist

I guess that rules out any meaningful communication

[JPMNICK]

the real question is what is the worst bagel, and i vote sesame seeds

[FUNKMAN]

the real question is what is the worst bagel, and i vote sesame seeds

egg

looks like it got hepatitis

[Heather 8]

the real question is what is the worst bagel, and i vote sesame seeds

Blasphemy! I LOVE sesame bagel, toasted so the seeds are golden, with a smear (not a brick) of cream cheese.

My least favorite? Salt. Had one by accident last week, and that is a mistake that will never be repeated.

[spadanko]

Salt bagel.... with Ham, Bacon, Cheese, Salt, Pepper, Ketchup.

Smashed.

http://www.bagelsmashery.com/pic_1.jpg

Bagel Smashery fucking rules!!!

and so do Pumpernikle bagels

[lleeder]

A jew making a thread about about bagels, way to break stereotypes.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Blasphemy! I LOVE sesame bagel, toasted so the seeds are golden, with a smear (not a brick) of cream cheese.

My least favorite? Salt. Had one by accident last week, and that is a mistake that will never be repeated.

again Heather is right, a salt bagel is wanna be pretzel without flavor

godawful

[Section 8]

Most of the time, I'll get pumpernickel bagels. My second choice is always a marble bagel, because it's pumpernickel and rye. Yummy!

And I like a chunk of cream cheese on my bagels, too.

[joethebartender]

Cinnamon Raisin Bagel

but then the ultimate bagel is.....


THE BLACK RUSSIAN BAGEL!!!

It is a sweeter pumpernickel bagel with raisins its basically a cinnamon raisin infused with pumpernickel.

It is the best bagel ever!!!

everyone should go out and get one right now.

I thought that the "black russian" bagel was the pumpernickel one with sesame seeds on it. It's my personal favorite.

Attention "everything" bagel supporters: your seasonings are the leftovers and scrapings of what missed their intended bagel targets. There's usually some dust, burnt stuff and an occasional hair in that mixture. Everyhing bagels are for the same people that put ketchup and mustard on hot dogs. Less is more in this case my friends. Just say no to ketchup on dogs too.

Love,
-Joe
http://www.pulsetc.com/image/2004/0114/worst-bagel.jpg

[FUNKMAN]

hear about the redneck who thought he won an RV on the raffle at the local bakery?

yeah, the ticket read " win a bagel "

[joethebartender]

hear about the redneck who thought he won an RV on the raffle at the local bakery?

yeah, the ticket read " win a bagel "
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