Everybody hates New Jersey?

[reillyluck]

Marc with a C seems to think so. Do you?

[Chigworthy]

If it's anything like "Nothing but Trouble", then I love it.

[Don Stugots]

http://www.gorbould.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/that_stinks.jpg

[reillyluck]

Doodie stain.

[Don Stugots]

NJ transit:

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40974000/jpg/_40974898_haedo5.jpg

[sailor]

old jersey pwns new jersey

http://www.itsalreadysigned4u.com/shop/media/images/product_detail/ape-lamonica-j.jpg

[Gvac]

You know why us Jersey people are so negative?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is NYC.

So there.

[Don Stugots]

the garden state:

http://blog.lib.umn.edu/scha1028/architecture/htdocs/blog/scha1028/architecture/Lo-Landfill.jpg

[Marc with a c]

You know why us Jersey people are so negative?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is NYC.

So there.

it's probably more likely the six dollars at the end of the tunnel.

[sailor]

You know why us Jersey people are so negative?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is NYC.

So there.

nyc = heaven? agreed.

[Don Stugots]

NJ gave us this:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/manchester/content/images/2006/06/05/040606_bon_jovi_02_450x350.jpg

need i say more?

[lleeder]

New Jersey is the King Hippos Bandaid of the Tristate Area.

[mikeyboy]

it's probably more likely the six dollars at the end of the tunnel.

It's at the beginning of the tunnel.

[reillyluck]

the garden state:

http://blog.lib.umn.edu/scha1028/architecture/htdocs/blog/scha1028/architecture/Lo-Landfill.jpg

no. i think thats Staten Island. Dick. :tongue:

[mikeyboy]

New Jersey is the King Hippos Bandaid of the Tristate Area.

New Jersey has all of the letdown of a douggrasso threesome.

[Marc with a c]

It's at the beginning of the tunnel.

yeah i know, but that didn't work well with the joke.

the point is that it costs six dollars to leave new jersey, and it is free to enter.

[Don Stugots]

http://www.luxuriousinns.com/images/Atlantic%20City%20Skyline.bmp

[FUNKMAN]

New Jersey

where New Yorkers move to get away from the scum

[Don Stugots]

no. i think thats Staten Island. Dick. :tongue:

don't be so sure.

or

Staten Island might as well be Jersey.

[mikeyboy]

yeah i know, but that didn't work well with the joke.

the point is that it costs six dollars to leave new jersey, and it is free to enter.

Kinda like your bedroom, except the payment is shame and a petri dish of STDs.






I'm embarrassed by how far I had to go to shoehorn that punchline.

[drjoek]

"But I paid $x.xx for gas (fill in the blank), and they pumped it for me."

I set my stopwatch whenever I talk to someone from New Jersey to see how long it takes for them to bring this up.

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/23/86/23118623.jpg

I'll pay the extra .10 a gallon and pump my own to not live near this.

http://static.flickr.com/9/85912162_96750ff911.jpg

[lleeder]

"But I paid $x.xx for gas (fill in the blank), and they pumped it for me."

I set my stopwatch whenever I talk to someone from New Jersey to see how long it takes for them to bring this up.

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/23/86/23118623.jpg

I'll pay the extra .10 a gallon and pump my own to not live near this.

http://static.flickr.com/9/85912162_96750ff911.jpg

Love the 1950's style photos.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

New Jersey is the King Hippos Bandaid of the Tristate Area.


so Jersey isnt too bad


there are more than 8 posts in this thread, so its definitely not a Lleeder

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I wish I was back in Brooklyn


Jersey and Staten Island both suck

[DiabloSammich]

New Jersey is the King Hippos Bandaid of the Tristate Area.


So, New Jersey sells cruises?

To where, the StinkAss Islands?




Sorry, I just made myself giggle a little bit

[ahhdurr]

My future family vacations are going to be in a rental in Hazlet and every year we're going to make a pilgrimage down Route 36 to Monmouth Univ. and I'll say "kids... take a good hard look at what contributed to a maniac like ESD."

[spoon]

http://www.gorbould.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/that_stinks.jpg

I call spammer!

Stu is promoting his show in an unrelated thread! :nono:

[DolaMight]

tunnelbridgers

[TheGameHHH]

Greatest state in the Union. I'll be a true Jersey boy till the day i die.

[spoon]

Greatest state in the Union. I'll be a true Jersey boy till the day i die.

Hence the reason I'll always hate Jersey! :wink:


Congrats on 10k you bastard!

[TheGameHHH]

Hence the reason I'll always hate Jersey! :wink:


Congrats on 10k you bastard!

thanks man, you helped. about 1,000 of those posts are pure venom and rage spewed directly at you.

[spoon]

thanks man, you helped. about 1,000 of those posts are pure venom and rage spewed directly at you.

Nice! It is my forte and I do my best!

[JustJon]

I'd like to echo Frank Sinatra's sentiments here....

[Bossanova]

New Jersey is the fucking best. Fuck all you haters. Now excuse me, I am going to Philly for the night.

[HBox]

"But I paid $x.xx for gas (fill in the blank), and they pumped it for me."

I set my stopwatch whenever I talk to someone from New Jersey to see how long it takes for them to bring this up.

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/23/86/23118623.jpg

I'll pay the extra .10 a gallon and pump my own to not live near this.

http://static.flickr.com/9/85912162_96750ff911.jpg

That's funny. I live in New Jersey, pay cheap gas prices and live nowhere near that.

[Tall_James]

I always have to have a Taylor Ham, Egg and Cheese on a roll whenever I am in the Garden State. So how bad could it be?

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

New Jersey: It beats Long Island

[Bulldogcakes]

New Jersey

where New Yorkers move to get away from the scum

http://retry.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/sopranos-season5f.jpg

How'd that work out for you?

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

http://retry.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/sopranos-season5f.jpg

How'd that work out for you?

Apparently quite well.

[furie]

Not as much as i hate Massachusetts, but yes I do hate NJ.

[A.J.]

Love the cheap gas, hate the State Police speed traps.

[Freakshow]

I'd have to actually think about the state in order to hate it, so that's a no, I guess.

[SniperDudeMJS]

yeah i know, but that didn't work well with the joke.

the point is that it costs six dollars to leave new jersey, and it is free to enter.

Ouch! That's gonna leave a mark.

[ahhdurr]

Love the cheap gas, hate the State Police speed traps.

Did the other 49 states revoke their speed limits and I don't fucking know about it?!!

[joethebartender]

Just get that "Elizabeth" chick to close her legs and we're done with the stink!

The turnpike is our biggest problem. A lot of the industry and most of the commercial ports for the nation is out in a swamp that stinks of rotting vegitation to begin with. The most used corridor between Philly and NYC runs right through it!

Jersey would be a lot nicer if we get:
1. The Guidos from staten Isalnd off of our beaches.
2. The Brooklyn born Hip-Hop scum out of Bergen county.
3. The pig farming Eagles fans out of the south.
4. Soprano want to be's out of our trades.
5. To see an ID for clothing at malls so that NY'ers have to pay at least a 3% tax.
6. Korea out of Palisades Park

I love Jersey and must say, look at where a lot of the liscence plates are from the next time you're over here and realize that it's the assho;es from other states f'ing this place up!

Go home, Benny. Go home.

[flipper21]

Just get that "Elizabeth" chick to close her legs and we're done with the stink!

The turnpike is our biggest problem. A lot of the industry and most of the commercial ports for the nation is out in a swamp that stinks of rotting vegetation to begin with. The most used corridor between Philly and NYC runs right through it!

Jersey would be a lot nicer if we get:
1. The Guidos from Staten Island off of our beaches.
2. The Brooklyn born Hip-Hop scum out of Bergen county.
3. The pig farming Eagles fans out of the south.
4. Soprano want to be's out of our trades.
5. To see an ID for clothing at malls so that NY'ers have to pay at least a 3% tax.
6. Korea out of Palisades Park

I love Jersey and must say, look at where a lot of the licence plates are from the next time you're over here and realize that it's the assholes from other states f'ing this place up!

Go home, Benny. Go home.

Well put! Just go about 40 miles NW where I am (in the land of Moe) or out west to where Fat_Sunny roams to see the beauty of our state. The Turnpike/Newark Airport area does suck, probably due to it's proximity to NYC...

[sailor]

Just get that "Elizabeth" chick to close her legs and we're done with the stink!

The turnpike is our biggest problem. A lot of the industry and most of the commercial ports for the nation is out in a swamp that stinks of rotting vegitation to begin with. The most used corridor between Philly and NYC runs right through it!

Jersey would be a lot nicer if we get:
1. The Guidos from staten Isalnd off of our beaches.
2. The Brooklyn born Hip-Hop scum out of Bergen county.
3. The pig farming Eagles fans out of the south.
4. Soprano want to be's out of our trades.
5. To see an ID for clothing at malls so that NY'ers have to pay at least a 3% tax.
6. Korea out of Palisades Park

I love Jersey and must say, look at where a lot of the liscence plates are from the next time you're over here and realize that it's the assho;es from other states f'ing this place up!

Go home, Benny. Go home.

jersey sucks because of racism/xenophobia.

[IMSlacker]

All I know of New Jersey is the Newark airport and the Super Shuttle ride from Newark to Manhatten. Newark has a pretty decent airport. Hell of a lot better than LaGuardia. So, New Jersey has that going for them.

[LordJezo]

New Jersey is the home of Lord Jezo and didn't sheepy work or live here at some point?

How could it be any more perfect?

[Heather 8]

jersey sucks because of racism/xenophobia.

Right, because New York doesn't corner the market on that at all.

[Gritty]

Just get that "Elizabeth" chick to close her legs and we're done with the stink!

The turnpike is our biggest problem. A lot of the industry and most of the commercial ports for the nation is out in a swamp that stinks of rotting vegitation to begin with. The most used corridor between Philly and NYC runs right through it!

Jersey would be a lot nicer if we get:
1. The Guidos from Staten Island off of our beaches.
2. The Brooklyn born Hip-Hop scum out of Bergen county.
3. The pig farming Eagles fans out of the south.
4. Soprano want to be's out of our trades.
5. To see an ID for clothing at malls so that NY'ers have to pay at least a 3% tax.
6. Korea out of Palisades Park

I love Jersey and must say, look at where a lot of the liscence plates are from the next time you're over here and realize that it's the assho;es from other states f'ing this place up!

Go home, Benny. Go home.

Well said!

If we stink so much, why all the transplants from NY and PA even after we show them the worst the state has to offer right up front? It's got to be better than whatever they're leaving!

We've got everything we need within an hours drive in any direction: the beach, the country, the city. Drive 10 minutes north, south or west from the turnpike and NJ is beautiful. Just don't tell anyone else. We've got enough ex-somewhere-else's living here already.

And our corrupt politicians are the best in the country, maybe the world.

New Jersey fan since day one!

[Death Metal Moe]

Jersey rules. You can be in a more wooded, country area or to an urban center in like an hour. It's nice. Sure, I don't go into the more industrial and urban sections of NJ that much, but everything is there so if I decide to go, I have the option.

And NYC is less than an hour without traffic.

Fuck yo' state, Jersey 4 life.

[Marc with a c]

Jersey rules. You can be in a more wooded, country area or to an urban center in like an hour. It's nice. Sure, I don't go into the more industrial and urban sections of NJ that much, but everything is there so if I decide to go, I have the option.

And NYC is less than an hour without traffic.

Fuck yo' state, Jersey 4 life.

location is great, but have you seen the people? my god the people.

why are you people so tan?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

location is great, but have you seen the people? my god the people.

why are you people so tan?

chemical tans

[topless_mike]

we are tan because of the light pollution coming from nyc.
god dam, turn off the lights once in a while.

[grlNIN]

My future family vacations are going to be in a rental in Hazlet and every year we're going to make a pilgrimage down Route 36 to Monmouth Univ. and I'll say "kids... take a good hard look at what contributed to a maniac like ESD."

I grew up in Hazlet!

[DarkHippie]

we are tan because of the light pollution coming from nyc.
god dam, turn off the lights once in a while.

Ahem, City that never sleeps

[topless_mike]

Ahem, City that never sleeps

maybe its time to start.

[joethebartender]

Ahem, City that never sleeps
Rockland County... the county that never wakes.
Further from NYC than Jersey.

[jauble]

Ahem, City that never sleeps

It is the city of Earl...maybe he needs a change of location

[Death Metal Moe]

location is great, but have you seen the people? my god the people.

why are you people so tan?

I understand you're going with the "Lodi/Secaucus Guido" stereotipical NJ guy here, but there is a very small segment of people from NJ like that.

[cougarjake13]

i hate those new jerkians with their jersey slide

[landarch]

I voted eat shit grandma. I miss pee in my butt.

[scottinnj]

Greatest state in the Union. I'll be a true Jersey boy till the day i die.

You've been infected from the water. Either that or McGreevy's security took pictures of you and him in the rest area.

[scottinnj]

I hate this place. I hate everything about it. I hate the politicians here. I hate the taxes and want to choke the douches who bring up the gas tax being so low. I hate the turnpike, AC expressway and the GS Parkway. I hate being held hostage at having to pay whenever I want to leave this shithole. I hate the fact that the gardens that make us the "garden state" are being razed on a daily basis to provide room to build overpriced McMansions by crooks like KHov Homes because of the dummies in NYC who watch "The Sopranos" and think NJ is their personal retirement community. I hate the strip malls, the Applebees and TGIFs that have taken over the personality of the original diners. I hate the circles, and I hate the jughandles that are replacing them. I hate that nobody here pulls over for ambulances and police cars, and you are considered a slowpoke doing 70 in a 65 MPH zone. I hate the radio stations that are in the Jersey Market, and the mind-numbing commercials that air on them. (Big Wallys, furniture store...big big values, selection and more!) I hate beach tags. I hate parking meters in the summertime. I hate Bruce Springsteen's music. I hate Bon Jovi's music. I hate the NY Giants and I hate the Meadowlands.

All in all I hope global warming is real, and the polar icecaps melt and NJ becomes the reef it deserves to be.

Oh yeah, born and raised here.

[DarkHippie]

Rockland County... the county that never wakes.
Further from NYC than Jersey.

Touche

[Dash77]

If NJ sucked so bad how come New yorkers come here for vacation ? B/c NY is shit...

And Sure we unleashed Bon Jovi and Burce Juice, but New York has alot more mistakes out there..

[Sarge]

New Jersey rules, I'll never leave it.

[bigredd]

I've never been there; I can't hate it...yet.

[scottinnj]

"But I paid $x.xx for gas (fill in the blank), and they pumped it for me."

I set my stopwatch whenever I talk to someone from New Jersey to see how long it takes for them to bring this up.

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/23/86/23118623.jpg

I'll pay the extra .10 a gallon and pump my own to not live near this.

http://static.flickr.com/9/85912162_96750ff911.jpg

Love the 1950's style photos.

That was the last time we upgraded the stuff.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

I really wanted to vote "No" because I'm born and raised here and have seen the good sides of Jersey and actually didn't really get familiar with the turnpike and parkway until like...age 24

But how can you not vote "eat shit grandma"? Jesus, I would vote that 60 more times if I could.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

I hate this place. I hate everything about it. I hate the politicians here. I hate the taxes and want to choke the douches who bring up the gas tax being so low. I hate the turnpike, AC expressway and the GS Parkway. I hate being held hostage at having to pay whenever I want to leave this shithole. I hate the fact that the gardens that make us the "garden state" are being razed on a daily basis to provide room to build overpriced McMansions by crooks like KHov Homes because of the dummies in NYC who watch "The Sopranos" and think NJ is their personal retirement community. I hate the strip malls, the Applebees and TGIFs that have taken over the personality of the original diners. I hate the circles, and I hate the jughandles that are replacing them. I hate that nobody here pulls over for ambulances and police cars, and you are considered a slowpoke doing 70 in a 65 MPH zone. I hate the radio stations that are in the Jersey Market, and the mind-numbing commercials that air on them. (Big Wallys, furniture store...big big values, selection and more!) I hate beach tags. I hate parking meters in the summertime. I hate Bruce Springsteen's music. I hate Bon Jovi's music. I hate the NY Giants and I hate the Meadowlands.

All in all I hope global warming is real, and the polar icecaps melt and NJ becomes the reef it deserves to be.

Oh yeah, born and raised here.

Yeah well, explains why you hate everything :thumbup: (no disrespect)

[CofyCrakCocaine]

I voted eat shit grandma. I miss pee in my butt.

I'll never miss it. Pee in my butt was the one thing Yerdaddy invented that I disliked.

[jauble]

I'll never miss it. Pee in my butt was the one thing Yerdaddy invented that I disliked.

perhaps a pee in my grandma is needed...or an eat my pee grandma's butt. You get the gist.

[PopPop]

Don't hate it but there seems to be a great deal of really rude folks there. Not always a bad thing

[ahhdurr]

If NJ sucked so bad how come New yorkers come here for vacation ? B/c NY is shit...

And Sure we unleashed Bon Jovi and Burce Juice, but New York has alot more mistakes out there..

Eddie Money

[King Hippos Bandaid]

If NJ sucked so bad how come New yorkers come here for vacation ? B/c NY is shit...

And Sure we unleashed Bon Jovi and Burce Juice, but New York has alot more mistakes out there..

Legalized Gambling, not a vacation

[cougarjake13]

If NJ sucked so bad how come New yorkers come here for vacation ? B/c NY is shit...

And Sure we unleashed Bon Jovi and Burce Juice, but New York has alot more mistakes out there..

b/c we really own new jersey and you new jerkians havent figured it out yet

jerkians dont have much in the IQ department

[AppleBoy]

It's home. It'd be a lot nicer if Philly weren't so close.

[ralphbxny]

It's home. It'd be a lot nicer if Philly weren't so close.
AMEN!

[Hottub]

AppleBoy! :bye:

[ahhdurr]

I grew up in Hazlet!

I went to rehab in Keyport and my band has played up and down 36. Small world.

[scottinnj]

Don't hate it but there seems to be a great deal of really rude folks there. Not always a bad thing

That's not from living in NJ. That's from putting up with the shoobs from NYC. Every summer, the scars just get deeper and deeper.

[scottinnj]

Yeah well, explains why you hate everything :thumbup: (no disrespect)

Oh none taken CCC,:wink: I can be a grumpy guss when I set my mind to it.

I have been a lot happier since posting on ronfez.net though. :thumbup:

[Earlshog]

I hate this place. I hate everything about it. I hate the politicians here. I hate the taxes and want to choke the douches who bring up the gas tax being so low. I hate the turnpike, AC expressway and the GS Parkway. I hate being held hostage at having to pay whenever I want to leave this shithole. I hate the fact that the gardens that make us the "garden state" are being razed on a daily basis to provide room to build overpriced McMansions by crooks like KHov Homes because of the dummies in NYC who watch "The Sopranos" and think NJ is their personal retirement community. I hate the strip malls, the Applebees and TGIFs that have taken over the personality of the original diners. I hate the circles, and I hate the jughandles that are replacing them. I hate that nobody here pulls over for ambulances and police cars, and you are considered a slowpoke doing 70 in a 65 MPH zone. I hate the radio stations that are in the Jersey Market, and the mind-numbing commercials that air on them. (Big Wallys, furniture store...big big values, selection and more!) I hate beach tags. I hate parking meters in the summertime. I hate Bruce Springsteen's music. I hate Bon Jovi's music. I hate the NY Giants and I hate the Meadowlands.

All in all I hope global warming is real, and the polar icecaps melt and NJ becomes the reef it deserves to be.

Oh yeah, born and raised here.


Location: Atlantic County New Jersey

Isn't Atlantic County Deleware? :tongue:

[scottinnj]

We're still working on our plans to succeede from North Jersey. New South Jersey. Now that's a name with class!

[Snoogans]

As a resident of North Jersey, PLEASE do it. It can't happen fast enough. The only good part is AC, and soon I wont even need that cause a casino is goin up an hour away in Montebello or whatever

[Tenbatsuzen]

This was a sig I made in response to Curtoid's Northern Virginia sig:

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/9011/njsig1vj6.jpg

[Lady Resin]

We live in Northern NJ. We were all set to put the house up for sale and move to Monmouth Cty. My husband works for Essex Cty Parks. Just as we were all set to start looking, the county told the workers that you have to live in Essex Cty. to work for Essex Cty. I always wanted to live by the beach.:down:

[Tenbatsuzen]

We live in Northern NJ. We were all set to put the house up for sale and move to Monmouth Cty. My husband works for Essex Cty Parks. Just as we were all set to start looking, the county told the workers that you have to live in Essex Cty. to work for Essex Cty. I always wanted to live by the beach.:down:

Would it be possible to maintain a residence as a sublet?

[Lady Resin]

Would it be possible to maintain a residence as a sublet?

We've thought of that, but it's a 3 family house and he starts work at 7:00 a.m. That would be a commute for him. It would be at least an 1 hour 1 1/2 hour drive for him. He doesn't have enough senority to put a transfer in. He's been with the county for a little over 3 years. If he was able to stay in the publishing business, he would be about 8-10 years from retiring.

[ahhdurr]

We're still working on our plans to succeede from North Jersey. New South Jersey. Now that's a name with class!

scott's a "piney from his nose down to his hiney"?

a creek is a "crick", mosquitoes have been known to carry a baby away and all of the incest jokes apply to the 609 area code.

Nature frequently attempts immolation of this entire area.

Jersey does suck and i'm glad I moved .75 miles over the line into PA. I can pack heat now.