fuck your diamonds

[patsopinion]

fuck your diamonds
there are so many diamond comercials right now
and they are awful
wtf
you cant drive them, live in them they arent even pretty

wtf
why are these things valued?
gold should only be valued because it is such a good conductor of electricity, otherwise that is fucking worthless

love is not a shitty, insanely overvalued mineral

[SatCam]

diamonds are forever

[Kevin]

Diamonds are a girls best friend..

[drjoek]

http://www.physicalgeography.net/fundamentals/images/yankee_stadium.jpg
Beautiful Diamond

[LordJezo]

Did you go to Jared's?

Cause if not you are a dick.

[Chigworthy]

Once you go into one of these jewelry stores, they really start nickel and diamond you.

[cupcakelove]

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[jetdog]

Fuck yo Diamonds Nigga!

http://www.crusha.com/gifs/chappeleRickJamesDirtyUpCouch.gif

Fuck Yo Diamonds

[Jujubees2]

Amen brother. My wife knew better than to expect a piece of pressurized coal from me. But the diamond industry has some of the greatest PR campaigns to make people feel they HAVE to give diamonds if they love someone.

[Jujubees2]

Once you go into one of these jewelry stores, they really start nickel and diamond you.

Yeah, but you can jew them down...

[Chigworthy]

Yeah, but you can jew them down...

You gotta have the stones to pull that off.

[led37zep]

Amen brother. My wife knew better than to expect a piece of pressurized coal from me. But the diamond industry has some of the greatest PR campaigns to make people feel they HAVE to give diamonds if they love someone.

Lab Diamonds my friend, Lab Diamonds.
http://www.diamondnexuslabs.com/

[patsopinion]

Lab Diamonds my friend, Lab Diamonds.
http://www.diamondnexuslabs.com/

even then why the fuck would u pay for that?!?
its a piece of glass

does your chick need approval from the outside world so badly that you gotta fork out 2-12k for something that does nothing

buy her a dime bag and make her watch blood diamond
and tell her to shut up

[underdog]

even then why the fuck would u pay for that?!?
its a piece of glass

does your chick need approval from the outside world so badly that you gotta fork out 2-12k for something that does nothing

buy her a dime bag and make her watch blood diamond
and tell her to shut up

Why do you need nice clothes? Why do you need a nice car? Why do you need a nice place to live? Why do you need to eat good food?

People like certain things.

[patsopinion]

Why do you need nice clothes? Why do you need a nice car? Why do you need a nice place to live? Why do you need to eat good food?

People like certain things.

but why do people need things as a symbol of love?
that a guy has to buy this to prove that hes cool?

does it go back to dowries and how possesions have value that can be retained outside of the marrige and will not drastically go down in value

i get cars, tvs and houses
these are things you use, even nice clothes are things you use

diamonds aren't used in the same sence
they are obtained and worn as symbols of value, instead of being of any actual value

[underdog]

but why do people need things as a symbol of love?
that a guy has to buy this to prove that hes cool?

does it go back to dowries and how possesions have value that can be retained outside of the marrige and will not drastically go down in value

i get cars, tvs and houses
these are things you use, even nice clothes are things you use

diamonds aren't used in the same sence
they are obtained and worn as symbols of value, instead of being of any actual value

My wife looks nice in diamonds. She wears diamonds because she likes them. Why is that so bad?

But most guys are retarded and go places like Jareds to buy a completely overpriced, shitty diamond rings and jewelry.

Also, what has value, other than what you place on it? You don't like diamonds, that's fine. Don't buy them. But don't act like the only reason women wear them is to make other people jealous.

[led37zep]

even then why the fuck would u pay for that?!?
its a piece of glass

does your chick need approval from the outside world so badly that you gotta fork out 2-12k for something that does nothing

buy her a dime bag and make her watch blood diamond
and tell her to shut up

Pat,

Are you newly single, shopping for a ring or have an ex you're still in love with get engaged recently?

I can't see why you're so pissed about this.

[Kevin]

Pat,

Are you newly single, shopping for a ring or have an ex you're still in love with get engaged recently?

I can't see why you're so pissed about this.

All of the above would mean i owe ALOT of people 10 bucks...

[Hottub]

My wife looks nice in diamonds. She wears diamonds because she likes them. Why is that so bad?



My wife looks better with a pearl necklace.:wink:

[cupcakelove]

Dude, some people like diamonds. Its not hard to find a chick that doesn't.

[Chigworthy]

It's just a facet of women's personality that we don't understand.

[underdog]

Are you newly single, shopping for a ring or have an ex you're still in love with get engaged recently?

The engaged thing gets a lot of guys mad because you're convinced, through advertising, that it takes two months salary to buy a ring. And that's retarded.

[FUNKMAN]

i blame the whites

white south africans

[Kevin]

Well i blame the black Africans for digging them out..

[Chigworthy]

Well i blame the black Africans for digging them out..

That's the kind of comment that's gonna get you a lump of coal in your stocking this year.

[led37zep]

The engaged thing gets a lot of guys mad because you're convinced, through advertising, that it takes two months salary to buy a ring. And that's retarded.

My chick is a guilt ridden liberal and doesn't feel right about a mined diamond. Thats how I know about those lab diamonds. Her crazy politics are going to save me a shit load.

[Chigworthy]

My chick is a guilt ridden liberal and doesn't feel right about a mined diamond. Thats how I know about those lab diamonds. Her crazy politics are going to save me a shit load.

She sounds like a real gem.

[FUNKMAN]

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Profiles/20061002/244.philips.lou.092806.jpg

[patsopinion]

My wife looks nice in diamonds. She wears diamonds because she likes them. Why is that so bad?

But most guys are retarded and go places like Jareds to buy a completely overpriced, shitty diamond rings and jewelry.

Also, what has value, other than what you place on it? You don't like diamonds, that's fine. Don't buy them. But don't act like the only reason women wear them is to make other people jealous.
....
maaaaybe

She sounds like a real gem.

blotd

[jauble]

That's the kind of comment that's gonna get you a lump of coal in your stocking this year.

And with enough time and pressure bam a diamond. This might be a good idea.

[Chigworthy]

And with enough time and pressure bam a diamond. This might be a good idea.

The way you pointed that out was precious.

[jauble]

The way you pointed that out was precious.

That line got me laughing so hard you would swear I was stoned

[Hottub]

The way you pointed that out was precious.

But the clarity was less than perfect.

[drjoek]

My wife looks better with a pearl necklace.:wink:

useless without pictures or even better a video

[IamFogHat]

fuck your diamonds
there are so many diamond comercials right now
and they are awful
wtf
you cant drive them, live in them they arent even pretty

wtf
why are these things valued?
gold should only be valued because it is such a good conductor of electricity, otherwise that is fucking worthless

love is not a shitty, insanely overvalued mineral

Someone got the ole' engagement jitters?

[Chigworthy]

Someone got the ole' engagement jitters?

Your so far out of the loupe it's not funny.

[IamFogHat]

Your so far out of the loupe it's not funny.

I'm a lazy, lazy man.

[led37zep]

Your so far out of the loupe it's not funny.

Thats one hell of a cut.

[MadMatt]

These quips are proving you are all marquise players on this board.

[Chigworthy]

What can I say, I'm a stud.

[Mullenax]

Fuck diamonds, I'd rather go somewhere fun. I'm with you- what am I supposed to do with it? Try to get other women who are also wearing diamonds slightly jealous?

[AngelAmy]

Try to get other women who are also wearing diamonds slightly jealous?

isnt that what life is all about? making other women jealous? if not i have wasted 24 years of my life!

[suggums]

could care less about diamonds, BUT i love the wannabe indiana jones of the diamond trade, ronnie mervis

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[A.J.]

Seeing those commercials makes me glad I'm single.

[TheMojoPin]

I like to sprinkle diamonds on everything I eat just so my doodie twinkles.

THAT'S THE BALLIN'EST SHIT EVER, SON.

[sailor]

good cleavage is its own reward

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I bought a Diamond twice Engagement and Wedding ring for my wife

she hates jewelry , so i lucked out

If only i could get her to hate Lennox Beauty and the Beast collectibles

[Chigworthy]

So I guess the diamond puns are all mined out?