Uranium Ore on sale now at Amazon

[stinkbud]

The Winter Carnival gift for the person that has everything....

LINK (http://www.amazon.com/Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM/ref=sr_1_14?ie=UTF8&s=miscellaneous&qid=1196699904&sr=8-14)

Read the reviews...funniest stuff ive seen in awhile.

[underdog]

Its not even the reviews, its the things others have bought.

Although, there was a much better variety a week ago.

[topless_mike]

holy shit
how did you even come across this?

[RAAMONE]

why would people who buy uranium also buy anal douche rectal syringes?

[underdog]

why would people who uranium also buy anal douche rectal syringes?

Why wouldn't people who buy uranium also buy anal douche rectal syringes?

[stinkbud]

why would people who buy uranium also buy anal douche rectal syringes?

How in the hell do you expect to apply the uranium????

:flush:

[patsopinion]

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in also viewed
that would be a sweet christmas present
all it needs is a whatley possey tag on the side

[reillyluck]

best review

By Chris Gladis "Chris" (Kyoto, JAPAN) - See all my reviews

I have to admit, I've tried many different power sources for my orbiting satellite death beam, and nothing does it like good old U-238. If you've never held an entire nation hostage for your maniacal whims (I always ask for my ransom in kittens), then you haven't lived yet. And this can make it happen!

It's also a wonderful dessert topping. A little of this on your ice cream and the kids will just scream and scream and scream....

[MadMatt]

This review rules:

Great product, lousy packaging., November 30, 2007
By Jimbo Jones (Chicago, IL) - See all my reviews

I bought a can of this about 4.5 billion years ago, give or take a few million years, but when I went to use it today I noticed only half of it was still in the can. I swear I put the lid on tight. I'd give it more stars if it came in a better package.

[Marc with a c]

is doc brown retiring?

[underdog]

This review rules:

Great product, lousy packaging., November 30, 2007
By Jimbo Jones (Chicago, IL) - See all my reviews

I bought a can of this about 4.5 billion years ago, give or take a few million years, but when I went to use it today I noticed only half of it was still in the can. I swear I put the lid on tight. I'd give it more stars if it came in a better package.

Science jokes are hilarious.

[zentraed]

The Winter Carnival gift for the person that has everything....

LINK (http://www.amazon.com/Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM/ref=sr_1_14?ie=UTF8&s=miscellaneous&qid=1196699904&sr=8-14)

Read the reviews...funniest stuff ive seen in awhile.

dammit, you stole my post! my old roomie sent me this last night.

[stinkbud]

This one makes me giggle:

I'm sure in 1985 uranium is available at every corner drugstore, but in 1955 it's a little hard to come by!

This one is good too:

This is a decent deal, but if you're looking to really please that lucky someone this holiday season, I'd recommend upgrading to Amazon Prime to get uranium-235 (with free shipping!). Although it's a bit pricier, it comes with more bonus alpha particles upon arrival and is sure to be a hit in its included glow-in-the-dark wrapping paper.
I already put mine under the tree (which I need to replace soon; most of the leaves seemed to have fallen off for some reason), and it's so cute to see the kids shaking the box next to their ears to try to guess what's inside. Once little Jimmy gets back from the hospital and CDC testing facility, he's going to have one happy Christmas morning!

[Chigworthy]

I'm going critical mass over this thread.

[stinkbud]

These reviews dont stop

Seconday use saved it., December 3, 2007
By Joshi - See all my reviews

When I first recieved this product I was vey excited. I exposed myself immediately and got fitted for tights. However my super powers did not manifest in the promised 2-4 weeks. Instead I got cancer. I was incredibly displeased with this turn of events, and almost requested my money back. The product redeemed itself after I gave it to my annoying neighbor and not only gave HIM cancer, but also mutated his dog into a rampaging monster.

[Chigworthy]

These comments make me happier than a yellow cake on my birthday.