eggers
11-28-2001, 07:54 PM
well, it's not going to be a book really. just a collection of every noteworthy post here, in book form. each page would be a new thread. chronological order. to be sold at amazon and other book selling places.
i've said this before and it's not that i like repeating this because i'm humble and all, but i'm recognized as one of the nine best message board posters in the world. i have fans; these fans follow me from message board to message board to read my posts and have no idea who ron and fez are (and many times they ask me who ron and fez are and why it is that they have their on message board). anyway, these fans of mine will pay $21.95 for this book that is going to be compiled, hopefully by foundrymusicjeff in collaboration with dan from hoboken and publishing giant bmg.
book title:
The ronfez.net Mesage Board Collection: Posts by Eggers and Others
cover: everyone's sig
all funds can go to some cool charity or something that deals with retarded people like retard martin and al dukes.
the introduction can be written by fez and the conclusion can be written by mario cantone and when the press asks us why we chose fez to be in the front and mario to be in the back we'll just say that that's the way they like and we will laugh amongst ourselves but they will be confused.
we can dedicate the book to sweet melissa, gina from hoboken, and lisa for being so cool.
eventually, girl girms and perrynoid will mock us for "selling out" (as they will put it), and will go on to form keepingitreal.com, a web site and message board about reality and people who are real. in response, i will say that we are keeping it real because the book is about reality and reality rules because shows like survivor do well in the ratings. i will also say that all proceeds from book sales are going to a charity for retarded people and that that is real too. but girl girms and perrynoid will continue mocking me and i will remain upset until forever.
so... i guess thats it. foundrymusicjeff and dan from hoboken i wish you luck. i also wish luck to the brave men and women of the u.s. armed forces who i know need no luck because they are so well trained and brave and they rule.
laters eggers
... and as of yesterday, i'm technically no longer a virgin!
i've said this before and it's not that i like repeating this because i'm humble and all, but i'm recognized as one of the nine best message board posters in the world. i have fans; these fans follow me from message board to message board to read my posts and have no idea who ron and fez are (and many times they ask me who ron and fez are and why it is that they have their on message board). anyway, these fans of mine will pay $21.95 for this book that is going to be compiled, hopefully by foundrymusicjeff in collaboration with dan from hoboken and publishing giant bmg.
book title:
The ronfez.net Mesage Board Collection: Posts by Eggers and Others
cover: everyone's sig
all funds can go to some cool charity or something that deals with retarded people like retard martin and al dukes.
the introduction can be written by fez and the conclusion can be written by mario cantone and when the press asks us why we chose fez to be in the front and mario to be in the back we'll just say that that's the way they like and we will laugh amongst ourselves but they will be confused.
we can dedicate the book to sweet melissa, gina from hoboken, and lisa for being so cool.
eventually, girl girms and perrynoid will mock us for "selling out" (as they will put it), and will go on to form keepingitreal.com, a web site and message board about reality and people who are real. in response, i will say that we are keeping it real because the book is about reality and reality rules because shows like survivor do well in the ratings. i will also say that all proceeds from book sales are going to a charity for retarded people and that that is real too. but girl girms and perrynoid will continue mocking me and i will remain upset until forever.
so... i guess thats it. foundrymusicjeff and dan from hoboken i wish you luck. i also wish luck to the brave men and women of the u.s. armed forces who i know need no luck because they are so well trained and brave and they rule.
laters eggers
... and as of yesterday, i'm technically no longer a virgin!