R&F Listening Thread for 11/30/2007

[Hottub]

Woo Hoo!!

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The 2007 RonFez.net Christmas Party Extravaganza! (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=64978)

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Please check out the links. If they weren't important, they wouldn't be there.

[Tallman388]

Good morning buddays!!!

It's a fine Friday morning.

Dynamite Hack - Boyz in the Hood

[cupcakelove]

Mornin Buddays!!!! I actually get to listen today!

[Chip Vaughn]

Hiya Buddays...

:unsure:

[EliSnow]

Good morning, buddays.

Today's song will be Stevie Wonder "Living For The City"

[chubbyknuckles]

Morning all, can we hope todays show further tries to push earl to the brink, i def hope so

[Solace666]

Morning all, can we hope todays show further tries to push earl to the brink, i def hope so

Yeah, he's gonna lose his MIND :wacko:

[jauble]

hey buddays...eat lunch or take a nap? What a predicament.

[hexy68]

hi all :bye:

[Jughead]

Good morning you witty lil posters!!!

[jauble]

hey jughead...hows work going?

[Jughead]

hey jughead...hows work going?

Bottom of the last inning....But I'm ahead on the count...:smoke: Hope everything is good with you.....Buddyyyyyy

[Jughead]

How would you like the title to read Mr. customer??...I'm practicing closing questions....:wink:

[ChrisTheCop]

Todays song will be anything by Frank Zappa.

Good morning buddays.

[Jughead]

Well we found out what won't work for your trade....So that means you have to know what will..Then shut up first one to talk is the looser....:smoke::smile:..Ok i will quit now!!!:banning:

[jauble]

Im going with Elvis Costello - Girls, Girls, Girls

[jauble]

Well we found out what won't work for your trade....So that means you have to know what will..Then shut up first one to talk is the looser....:smoke::smile:..Ok i will quit now!!!:banning:

I used to do TVs, dvds, speakers and that lot for awhile. My manager would try to get me to practice with him but he had an awful lisp and so it usually ended in me laughing and him getting pissed (pissthed) off and walking away. I was fairly good at what I did so there were no reprecussions.

[Jughead]

I used to do TVs, dvds, speakers and that lot for awhile. My manager would try to get me to practice with him but he had an awful lisp and so it usually ended in me laughing and him getting pissed (pissthed) off and walking away. I was fairly good at what I did so there were no reprecussions.

That's how it works sell and they leave ya alone....The bill collectors 2...:smile: The place I work is the best..Great people no tower system no t.o system my customers only have to talk to me buy or not...No pressure and no misleading advertising they don't believe in it..And it makes your job a lot easier

[Drunky McBetidont]

can't wait to hear paul o review fred claus today.

missed you buddays

[Solace666]

Todays song will be anything by Frank Zappa.

Good morning buddays.

Ummm.......

[Drunky McBetidont]

Todays song will be anything by Frank Zappa.

Good morning buddays.

winner

[ChrisTheCop]

I'm so smart.

(Ron practically begged for this song yesterday).

[Jughead]

I can't listen right now...Did Chris get it????Zappa I mean...:tongue:

[Solace666]

I'm so smart.

(Ron practically begged for this song yesterday).

Radio psychic. Radio psychic

[Mike Teacher]

I couldnt say where shes coming from,
But I just met a lady named dinah-moe humm

She stroll on over, say look here, bum,
I got a forty dollar bill say you cant make me cum
(yjes cant do it)

She made a bet with her sister whos a little dumb
She could prove it any time all men was scum

I dont mind that she called me a bum,
But I knew right away she was really gonna cum
(so I got down to it)

I whipped off her bloomersn stiffened my thumb
An applied rotation on her sugar plum

I pokedn stroked till my wrist got numb
But I still didnt hear no dinah-moe humm,
Dinah-moe humm

Dinah-moe humm
Dinah-moe humm
Where this dinah-moe
Comin from
Done spent three hours
An I aint got a crumb
From the dinah-moe, dinah-moe, dinah-moe
From the dinah-moe humm

I got a spot that gets me hot
But you aint been to it
I got a spot that gets me hot
But you aint been to it
I got a spot that gets me hot
But you aint been to it
I got a spot that gets me hot
But you aint been to it
cause I cant get into it
Unless I get out of it
An I gotta get out of it
Before I get into it
cause I never get into it
Unless I get out of it
An I gotta be out of it
To get myself into it

(she looked over at me with a glazed eye
And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area
And she said...)

Just get me wasted
An youre half-way there
cause if my minds tore up
Then my body dont care

I rubbed my chinny-chin-chin
An said my-my-my
What sort of thing
Might this lady get high upon?

I checked out her sister
Who was holdin the bet
An wondered what kind of trip
The young lady was on

The forty dollar bill didnt matter no more
When her sister got nekkid an laid on the floor
She said dinah-moe might win the bet
But she could use a little ------- if I wasnt done yet

I told her...
Just because the sun
Want a place in the sky
No reason to assume
I wouldnt give her a try

So I pulled on her hair
Got her legs in the air
An asked if she had any cooties on there

(whaddya mean cooties! no cooties on me!)

She was buns-up kneelin
Buns up!
I was wheelin an dealin
Wheelin an dealin an ooooh!
She surrended to the feelin
She sweetly surrendered
An she started in to squealin

Dinah-moe watched from the edge of the bed
With her lips just a-twitchin an her face gone red
Some drool rollin down
From the edge of her chin
While she spied the condition
Her sister was in
She quivered n quaked
An clutched at herself
While her sister made a joke
bout her mental health
till dinah-moe finally
Did give in
But I told her
All she really needed
Was some discipline...

Kiss my aura...dora...
M-m-m...its real angora
Would yall like some more-a?
Right here on the flora?
An how bout you, fauna?
Ywanna?

Mmm...sound like ymight be chokin on somethin

Did you say you want some more?
Well, heres some more...

Mmm, sure...listen
Dyou think I could interest you
In a pair of zircon-encrusted tweezers?

Mmm...tweezers!
Here, lemme sterilize em...
Gimme your lighter...

I couldnt say where shes coming from,
But I just met a lady named dinah-moe humm

She stroll on over, say look here, bum,
I got a forty dollar bill say you cant make me cum
(yjes cant do it)

I whipped off her bloomersn stiffened my thumb
An applied rotation on her sugar plum

I pokedn stroked till my wrist got numb
An you know I heard some dinah-moe humm,
Dinah-moe humm

Dinah-moe
Dinah-moe
Dinah-moe
Dinah-moe

[ChrisTheCop]

Is Zappa TRYING to sound like Earl's mom during this part?:

Kiss my aura...dora...
M-m-m...its real angora
Would yall like some more-a?
Right here on the flora?
An how bout you, fauna?
Ywanna?

[MadMatt]

Wow. :ohmy:

[ralphbxny]

aww buddays!! I get to listen to the 1st hour or so!

[ChrisTheCop]

Way to go MikeTeacher!!

RonFez.net Delivers!!!!!!!

[IamFogHat]

Wow, big EP move by Fezzie.

[Gvac]

I hadn't heard "Dynamo Humm" in about 20 years.

Thanks Mike.

[ChrisTheCop]

Frank Zappa died on December 4, 1993.

[MadMatt]

Fun Fact: Several 7-11's became "Quick-E-Marts" to help promote the release of The Simpson's Movie.

[EliSnow]

Maybe Earl's problem is his vision. He doesn't have shaky hands, but he's seeing shaky hands.

I think the idea of Fez f'ing him his getting to him.

[ChrisTheCop]

FunnerFact..... it didnt work.



good day EliSnow!!

[boobieman]

So what David just said...does KC come with the finger in her ass....good girl.

SEEYAYAYAYAYA

[Drunky McBetidont]

Q. what is easiest way to make a woman cum?
A. Who cares?

[Solace666]

I miss swinging dick Fez Whatley

[boobieman]

Easy way for the women I know to cum.....Coach gift certificate on the top of my head.

SEEYA!!!!!!!!

[ralphbxny]

Mr. Doug works blue!

[buzzard]

:bye: what'sup peeps?

[Jughead]

http://re3.mm-a2.yimg.com/image/2340029530 Somebody send out a search party buzz is not here???:sad:

[ChrisTheCop]

wait a minute...thats how dave laughed at me.

[Jughead]

ha ha ha ....Never mind:bye:

[buzzard]

http://re3.mm-a2.yimg.com/image/2340029530 Somebody send out a search party buzz is not here???:sad:

Awwwwwwww! Budday! here I be! Hiya Jug lots o things going on in buzzland!

[Drunky McBetidont]

i dont like pitsy. at least his chick's dad knows that he has a future in hard labor. he has no future in radio

[EliSnow]

good day EliSnow!!

And good day to you, CTC!

[ralphbxny]

Boys Act like men...listen to Mr.B.

Everyonce and a while you can help, but every time...f that.

[EliSnow]

So what David just said...does KC come with the finger in her ass....good girl.


Who doesn't? :wink:

[buzzard]

Journeyman isn't that show sort of a ripoff of that old Scott Bakula show?

[ChrisTheCop]

Journeyman isn't that show sort of a ripoff of that old Scott Bakula show?

how DAAAARE you sir!

its similar, but theres alot more going on.

(and count bakula's show was Quantum Leap)

[hexy68]

esd would wipe his mom's ass...yet he makes fun of earl and his mother

[ralphbxny]

Be Men Boys...Be Men!

[Gvac]

I'm still not home for lunch yet.

This is an outrage.

What am I supposed to do, eat lunch in less than 2 hours?

What am I, an animal?

[buzzard]

how DAAAARE you sir!

its similar, but theres alot more going on.

(and count bakula's show was Quantum Leap)

that was more or less a lil shot @ the honorable Solicitor Snow :lol:

[EliSnow]

I'm not biting, gentlemen.

[led37zep]

morning buddaaaays.

[buzzard]

a baux of wine! :lol:

[buzzard]

I'm not biting, gentlemen.

the children are far more chewy anyway :bye: Eli!

[ralphbxny]

I'm still not home for lunch yet.

This is an outrage.

What am I supposed to do, eat lunch in less than 2 hours?

What am I, an animal?

Well your our animal!!

[led37zep]

that was more or less a lil shot @ the honorable Solicitor Snow :lol:

glad you weren't serious. I'd hate to bash Robert Kennedy jr. again. ;)

[RAAMONE]

esd would wipe his mom's ass...yet he makes fun of earl and his mother

esd would just wipe her ass...earl would eat his moms ass..thats the difference

edit:wait...wasnt dave accused of fucking his mom also...cant keep up with all the sex in the show...or lack of

[EliSnow]

the children are far more chewy anyway :bye: Eli!

Hey buzz.

[ChrisTheCop]

Is Eli a fan? I didnt think I ever saw him in the thread, and just checked...
he's not there. How come I didnt know he was a JourneyMan fan?

[ralphbxny]

esd would just wipe her ass...earl would eat his moms ass..thats the difference

edit:wait...wasnt dave accused of fucking his mom also...cant keep up with all the sex in the show...or lack of

ESD will pee in Earl's ass.

[hexy68]

easter egg hunt...geez dave man up!!

[buzzard]

glad you weren't serious. I'd hate to bash Robert Kennedy jr. again. ;)

how 'bout them Duckys? :dry: I hear Dixon is starting in the civil war!


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that was low...even for me! :wink:

[AnotherMike]

I haven't owned pajamas since I was 8.

I think ESD and his Mom need to elope.

[buzzard]

Is Eli a fan? I didnt think I ever saw him in the thread, and just checked...
he's not there. How come I didnt know he was a JourneyMan fan?

yer lucky you carry a gun CTC EliSnow is a dangerous man he knows stuff!

[RAAMONE]

Is Eli a fan? I didnt think I ever saw him in the thread, and just checked...
he's not there. How come I didnt know he was a JourneyMan fan?

hes the one who constantly compares the show to quantum leap...gets annoying

[jauble]

how does he have no credit history?

[EliSnow]

Is Eli a fan? I didnt think I ever saw him in the thread, and just checked...
he's not there. How come I didnt know he was a JourneyMan fan?

I'm not in the thread, because I've been catching the show on DVR weeks after it airs. For instance, last night, I watched the episode where Dan dealt with the Ukrainian brothers, who were a mechanic and the other a schizo bomber.

So I don't go in the thread so that I don't see spoilers.

[IamFogHat]

God he's dumb, I've known how my debt/check card works since I was 17.

[hexy68]

how does he have no credit history?

because he's not very smart

[comp_atkins]

holy shit dave is a 30 year old 5th grader

[ChrisTheCop]

cmon dave....you didnt know where the money from your debit card comes from?

this is NOT an act folks.

[EliSnow]

hes the one who constantly compares the show to quantum leap...gets annoying

fuckers.

[buzzard]

so I'm walking to my car leaving Wallyworld and this hayseed pulls right up behind me in an SUV and lays on the horn..scared the phuck outta me and she puts the window down and says ;"I don't care how much I scared you,that was funny" so I coughed up a lunger & spit it right in her face and retorted;"enjoy yer breakfast Hayseed!"

yer friend,
buzz

[Jughead]

Ill bet Dave could not finance a gift certificate

[ChrisTheCop]

I'm not in the thread, because I've been catching the show on DVR weeks after it airs. For instance, last night, I watched the episode where Dan dealt with the Ukrainian brothers, who were a mechanic and the other a schizo bomber.

So I don't go in the thread so that I don't see spoilers.

I see...so you havent seen the one where his wife dies?

[jauble]

when ESD opens his credit report there is going to be a blank peice of paper inside...maybe a bit of lint.

[ralphbxny]

Wow Dave!

[chubbyknuckles]

Dave is a real deal man child, he should crawl back in his mothers hole and set up shop

[EliSnow]

I see...so you havent seen the one where his wife dies?

You're not as funny as you may think, Chris.

:wink:

[nate1000]

Sup everybody.

Dave is unbelievably retarded.

[MadMatt]

Heya Buzz!

Damn, I am always late to the party these days.

[ChrisTheCop]

Dave sounds like that Chris Rock bit
"I pay my rent every month...I pay Con Ed every month"

its what EVERYone does...why should you get special treatment from a credit company?

[ibanez23]

Did Dave say He spends $4500 on rent?

[ralphbxny]

Go to Bank of America Dave.They do it there.

[buzzard]

I see...so you havent seen the one where his wife dies?

yer a mean man & one of my favorite posters! :lol:

[hexy68]

how did he get an apartment with no credit history?

[ChrisTheCop]

You're not as funny as you may think, Chris.

:wink:

but starting tomorrow, I'll have 2 pretty cool Christmas SigPics.

[MadMatt]

Did I just hear Sheepy in the background?

[ToLEEdo]

does dave not realize how long it takes to build up credit

[Solace666]

Dave is the best. He's like a fuckin' child

[RAAMONE]

100,000...whats he getting a trailer?

[ChrisTheCop]

yer a mean man & one of my favorite posters! :lol:

Farrah Fawcett is still my favorite poster of all time.

Stains and all.

[EliSnow]

but starting tomorrow, I'll have 2 pretty cool Christmas SigPics.

I can't argue with you there.

[ToLEEdo]

Dave is moving to Cambden?

[buzzard]

Did Dave say He spends $4500 on rent?

didn't he post his salary one(of many) drunken nights?

[Freitag]

Callback time:

Will Dave with a credit card end up at the St. Regis with a butler to iron his Metallica T-shirts?

[ralphbxny]

You can buy a studio in the hood for that. $100k craziness!

[EliSnow]

David, if you don't have a social security card, order it from the government.

God, I can't believe he's this dense.

[AnotherMike]

High prices in New Jersey? That's not what I heard.
You can buy all of Baltic Avenue for $60.
For a little more, you can build hotels on Boardwalk or Park Place.

Fools!

[RAAMONE]

since when do you have to actually show the ss card...i have it...but i cant remember the last time i used it

[EliSnow]

Callback time:

Will Dave with a credit card end up at the St. Regis with a butler to iron his Metallica T-shirts?

Was that Wonderboy?

[Faustus]

Someone tell the redheaded doof to contact Orchard Bank, they won't even turn him down. :wallbash:

[Chip Vaughn]

I don't have a credit card...is that a bad thing?

[WampusCrandle]

oh dave . . . the manboy

on the flip side, ron and fez are laughing like it was the wnew days

[MadMatt]

Request a new SS card you idiot! It's really easy to do - although it may cost a couple of bucks.

[buzzard]

I may have to rethink my feelings towards the Kennedy clan!

[ralphbxny]

The Macs Wall of Honor!!

[ChrisTheCop]

The phone company may have been trying to cut him some slack for having no credit.
"ok, all we need is your ss card..."

Credit proves that you exist as a member in good standing in the community.
Social Security cards prove that you even exist.

[Solace666]

Ron's so right about Dave only being funny when he is serious.

[mikeyboy]

Was that Wonderboy?

Spaz

[buzzard]

Someone tell the redheaded doof to contact Orchard Bank, they won't even turn him down. :wallbash:

nice 1st post,Faustus,red-headed doof is good too!

[ibanez23]

since when do you have to actually show the ss card...i have it...but i cant remember the last time i used itHe's lying.You just tell them your ss #.But then again he probably doesnt know it.

[EliSnow]

Spaz

God, that was such a long time ago.

[RAAMONE]

what ever happened to that citymedic guy...he was here all the time when i first joined

[hexy68]

I don't have a credit card...is that a bad thing?

it would serve you well to get a credit history started...try a dept store cc...got my first one from Sears

[Jughead]

We have a whole Dept for guys like Dave.....We call it special finance...:glurps:

[ChrisTheCop]

the old "call back to the wrong show" gimmick.
http://www.maxand99.com/images/Don1966.JPG

[Freitag]

Was that Wonderboy?

No. Spaz.

[EliSnow]

ESD's picture should be in the dictionary next to "Manchild."

[ralphbxny]

I did pre paid with T mobile and then went to a regular account after my credit improved!

[chubbyknuckles]

Dave shouldnt reallly have one, one drunken night and that muther fucker would buy a fucking star wars jukebox, and then bitch about paying it

[buzzard]

what ever happened to that citymedic guy...he was here all the time when i first joined

Keithy_19 absorbed him I think :lol:

[buzzard]

I'm NOT enjoying them bashing the FF:annoyed:

[ibanez23]

what ever happened to that citymedic guy...he was here all the time when i first joinedI was thinking that too....And where is the guy that sees UFO's? Is it chuckwagon?

[ralphbxny]

I wasnt as bad as dave, but I didnt have the best credit at 30. at 33 I am starting to get the credit card companies to give shit to me. Next step is a house which I am hoping by 35. It is a process but you have to start now Dave!

[Gvac]

I'm finally home.

[nate1000]

I do not understand how Dave cannot get a credit card. Banks are dying to give you credit. My wife, who has not worked a day in the past seven years, gets offers daily for more credit than we should ever even consider.

[ChrisTheCop]

I'm finally home.

Eat something, will ya!?

[Jughead]

I take credit statements everyday....I have trouble with about 50% of the customers..Its really hard these days for a lot of people to pay on time....I really fell for some of these young kids who run up credit cards....

[buzzard]

I was thinking that too....And where is the guy that sees UFO's? Is it chuckwagon?

CHUCKWAGONCOOK,carsonigin,AlabamaMan....oh wait he's still around:dry:

[ralphbxny]

OK Buddays...Driving from Santa Fe to Albequerque! Then NM to TX to NY....home by midnight. Enjoy the show buddays!!

:bye:

[ChrisTheCop]

I do not understand how Dave cannot get a credit card. Banks are dying to give you credit. My wife, who has not worked a day in the past seven years, gets offers daily for more credet than we should ever even consider.

Because he's 30 and has no credit history....and no social security card....
In this say of Identity Theft, ya kinda gotta have an identity to steal.

[moochcassidy]

since when do you have to actually show the ss card...i have it...but i cant remember the last time i used it

you do need a Soc Security number to get a job tho right?

[ChrisTheCop]

OK Buddays...Driving from Santa Fe to Albequerque! Then NM to TX to NY....home by midnight. Enjoy the show buddays!!

:bye:

good lord man. drive safe.

[ToLEEdo]

do we have pics of Coco?

[buzzard]

I wasnt as bad as dave, but I didnt have the best credit at 30. at 33 I am starting to get the credit card companies to give shit to me. Next step is a house which I am hoping by 35. It is a process but you have to start now Dave!

was it hard to get them to issue cards that say "poopypants?" :lol:

[RAAMONE]

I wasnt as bad as dave, but I didnt have the best credit at 30. at 33 I am starting to get the credit card companies to give shit to me. Next step is a house which I am hoping by 35. It is a process but you have to start now Dave!

i fucked my credit a few years back...finally after everything got paid off i'm starting to recieve credit card offers, but they're not even worth taking...they give me like a 100 dollar limit and i have to pay like 50 bucks a month to keep the account acctive...its not worth it...i'm with dave and am trying to find an easier way to build...actually the best thing that happened to my credit was getting it turned over to the collection agency...that actually helped my credit alot after making scheduled payments

[WampusCrandle]

i think Fez should hang out with the manly A.J. PoopieShitsl . . . . linger longer!

[buzzard]

OK Buddays...Driving from Santa Fe to Albequerque! Then NM to TX to NY....home by midnight. Enjoy the show buddays!!

:bye:

travel safe budday! :thumbup:

[Jughead]

OK Buddays...Driving from Santa Fe to Albequerque! Then NM to TX to NY....home by midnight. Enjoy the show buddays!!

:bye:

We careful Buddy!!!

[Solace666]

i think Fez should hang out with the manly A.J. PoopieShitsl . . . . linger longer!

Tits and chicks

[ChrisTheCop]

We careful Buddy!!!

yeah, we are... but its more important the He be.



and now, I must get ready for work....see yuh!!!

[EliSnow]

ESD Blown Line Of The Day: Aquapuncture

[buzzard]

http://www.comicbookradioshow.com/trapped/aquaman.jpg

[hexy68]

i think Fez should hang out with the manly A.J. PoopieShitsl . . . . linger longer!

AJ likes tits i hear

[nate1000]

i fucked my credit a few years back...finally after everything got paid off i'm starting to recieve credit card offers, but they're not even worth taking...they give me like a 100 dollar limit and i have to pay like 50 bucks a month to keep the account acctive...its not worth it...i'm with dave and am trying to find an easier way to build...actually the best thing that happened to my credit was getting it turned over to the collection agency...that actually helped my credit alot after making scheduled payments

Go buy a shit heap car- finance the payments over a couple of years and put together some positive history.

[MellySmelly]

do we have pics of Coco?


http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/3932/1316ko4.jpg

[buzzard]

http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/3932/1316ko4.jpg

how long since the surgery?

[jauble]

Ron's last words "Earl pack your things...we have to let you go"

Homestar's last words "and thats the end of my life...donk"

[Freitag]

Sheepy's soooo getting a Ronnie B. mask for Christmas now.

[Chip Vaughn]

I'd dress up like a cowboy if someone would dress up like an indian. Or vice a versa...

[ToLEEdo]

is dave scabbing with the eulogy?

[Solace666]

New partner. I laughed out loud at work. HAHA

[Freitag]

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust... Ron and Dave, 12-3 on XM 202. G'night everyone!"

- Ron at Fez's funeral.

[buzzard]

I'd dress up like a cowboy if someone would dress up like an indian. Or vice a versa...

been done!

http://www.daytondailynews.com/shared-gen/blogs/dayton/education/media/villagepeople.jpg

[ToLEEdo]

I'm so glad that Ron points outs Flea's awful voice.

[MadMatt]

Thanks for the input Flea - we stopped talking about that subject 45 minutes ago.

[buzzard]

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust... Ron and Dave, 12-3 on XM 202. G'night everyone!"

- Ron at Fez's funeral.

Earl's epitaph:

Uhhhhhmmmm,I'm sorry! I take full responsibilty for this!

[MadMatt]

Earl's epitaph:

Uhhhhhmmmm,I'm sorry! I take full responsibilty for this!

... I understand that, but...

[RAAMONE]

so according to earl: anyone that doesnt have a credit card has no brain...guess i'm brainless

[jauble]

start of todays breakdown 1:09 pm

[MadMatt]

I don't sleep and I am at work and productive everyday.

Earl = Slacker a-hole.

[ToLEEdo]

as soon as Fez gets okay. Earl loses his mind.

[IamFogHat]

Hahaha crybaby Earl. Today is the day he loses it.:clap:

[buzzard]

so according to earl: anyone that doesnt have a credit card has no brain...guess i'm brainless

s'ok we still like ya scarecrow!

http://readyweb.crc.uiuc.edu/library/1993/respons/scarcrow.gif

[cupcakelove]

Nice, an Earl breakdown.

[Jughead]

so according to earl: anyone that doesnt have a credit card has no brain...guess i'm brainless

Me 2.........I just have my debit card...

[MadMatt]

"What - are you gonna squirt?"

http://www.moviemaker.com/magazine/issues/50/images/duvall.GreatSantini.jpg

[jauble]

its nice having someone other than fez crying on the show...but having fez laugh at him is even better

[buzzard]

are there vending machines @ Belleview?

[Chip Vaughn]

Let's hear it Earl...

http://www.govindagallery.com/pages/exhibitions/waterman/john_lee_hooker.jpg

[ToLEEdo]

11-30-07 the day Earl quit the show.

[aceofspades7]

i just tuned in - what's up with earl's voice? so weird...

[Servo]

Afternoon buddays... home from work with a bad back, been on the phone with tech support since 10:30 this morning. Just tuned it... what did Earl fuck up this time?

[ibanez23]

Ha! Ha! Point and laugh at Earl friday.:lol:

[ToLEEdo]

2 minutes to 12 is when Ron shows up.

[Faustus]

i just tuned in - what's up with earl's voice? so weird...

The true break down... it might be upon us at last.

[MadMatt]

11-30-07 the day Earl quit the show.

He won't quit.

He actually quit once, but came back anyway. They will only get rid of Earl if XM fires him or he dies.

[jauble]

11-30-07 the day Earl quit the show.

do you think all the best of's in february will be all of the Earl breakdowns in honor of black history month?

[Jughead]

are there vending machines @ Belleview?

Yep..only have planters in um!!!

[RAAMONE]

dave was at work at like 9:00 today...at least he shows up early and appears to get some show work done

[Solace666]

Ron... is... PISSED!

[buzzard]

tell it to the mouse!

http://www.samizdata.net/blog/~pdeh/mohamikey.gif

[chubbyknuckles]

How do you show up to a job where everyday your shown to be incompetant and crazy

[Chip Vaughn]

He won't quit.

He actually quit once, but came back anyway. They will only get rid of Earl if XM fires him or he dies.

HE didn't think he quit, everyone else knew he did...

http://theambler.com/images/costanza.jpg

[Cleophus James]

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BOOM

[buzzard]

http://www.baplaysets.com/images/AngelesGroup/Furniture/round%20table.jpg

[ToLEEdo]

whoa first listed by Dave

[buzzard]

1st thing ESD has said of content today! :clap: RF.NET!

[jauble]

How do you show up to a job where everyday your shown to be incompetant and crazy

http://www.michaeltotten.com/archives/images/George%20W%20Bush.jpg

thanks for the props ESD...maybe mikeyboy can help him get some credit

[RAAMONE]

WE'RE BACK...and better than ever...WE'RE BACK!

linger...

[ibanez23]

I think the stress of getting laid in 7 months is getting to Earl.

[chubbyknuckles]

http://www.michaeltotten.com/archives/images/George%20W%20Bush.jpg

thanks for the props ESD...maybe mikeyboy can help him get some credit

f'n hilarious, nicely done

[buzzard]

that's Nacho cheese Earl!

[Chip Vaughn]

9 hours at night and 3 hours during the day is a good rest

[epo]

Thanks Fez for jinxing my Packers!

[jauble]

maybe ronnie can just go to belleview and brodcast from there daily...just get ESD, Fez and Earl committed

[buzzard]

Jessica dated :king: didn't she?

[epo]

Sounds like I've missed the beginning of the end of Earl.

[IamFogHat]

f'n hilarious, nicely done

ChubbyKnuckles, what in god's name is your avatar pic? It's killing me.

[Jughead]

:tongue:http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:uIhvg4gPpaf7oM:http://www.clt.astate.edu/sparks/book%2520images/Volume%25201/volume%25201%2520issue%25204/Oh%2520Lord,%2520I%2520wish%2520I%2520was%2520a%25 20Buzzard.jpg

[MadMatt]

I wouldn't call dating Jessica Simpson lucky. She is hot, but her shallow personality and lack of intelligence is a complete turnoff.

[Solace666]

Time for commercials... Come rock out on Sunday

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m65/kenkriete/12_02_07.jpg

[RAAMONE]

Opie's doing shit commercials now?

[IamFogHat]

I wouldn't call dating Jessica Simpson lucky. She is hot, but her shallow personality and lack of intelligence is a complete turnoff.

He's not marrying her, he's just banging her.

[reillyluck]

Jessica dated :king: didn't she?

so THATS where this started!!!!! I knew it!

[chubbyknuckles]

ChubbyKnuckles, what in god's name is your avatar pic? It's killing me.

its a scene from te movie FREAKS

[jauble]

I wouldn't call dating Jessica Simpson lucky. She is hot, but her shallow personality and lack of intelligence is a complete turnoff.

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/03/pics/03jdynacorp.jpg

[IamFogHat]

its a scene from te movie FREAKS

Ah. Carry on.

[RAAMONE]

i wonder who's going to be the vajayjay of the dayday today?

[MadMatt]

He's not marrying her, he's just banging her.

Banging her is fine, but spending time with her in any kind of social situation would be more than I could take.

Example: Romo went to Thanksgiving dinner with Jessica & her family. I would have been forced to jam a carving knife into her chest after about 15 minutes.

[ibanez23]

I take it the strike is over?

[jauble]

Talkin the sports

is anyone else having cut outs in the signal online?

[WampusCrandle]

wait a second - i must have missed something - the writer's strike is over? i really havent had time to check the news - is it true, or is dave a scab now?

[Chip Vaughn]

i wonder who's going to be the vajayjay of the dayday today?

:nono:

It may never go to anyone else

[schabadoo]

We seem to be a bit off the rails, no?

[jauble]

Banging her is fine, but spending time with her in any kind of social situation would be more than I could take.

Example: Romo went to Thanksgiving dinner with Jessica & her family. I would have been forced to jam a carving knife into her chest after about 15 minutes.

There is a chance that she may have been the interesting/smart one there

[nate1000]

S C A B!!!!

[WampusCrandle]

i wonder who's going to be the vajayjay of the dayday today?

it has to be earl - he will become a two time champion (the only thing that earl will win twice)

[IamFogHat]

Oh dear, Dave fell apart at the end there.

[Tallman388]

I miss Bob Bobberson.

Did the writer's strike get resolved or did ESD cross the picket line?

[Dougie Brootal]

heinrich heinrichson is great! he's got that amazing energy!

[MadMatt]

There is a chance that she may have been the interesting/smart one there

Good point. I guess I might need more than one knife... :lol:

[Dougie Brootal]

i miss chick chickerson!
:glurps:

[RAAMONE]

this line got me

"alergies may me sneezy...sports make me talky"

[Solace666]

Earl sounds like Fez

[comp_atkins]

weep earl, weep

[ToLEEdo]

oh man i missed guy guyerson!

[jauble]

http://www.theradreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/ashlee-simpson-nose-job2.jpg

"tony...tony look at me. Im important and talented"

[Dougie Brootal]

earl should go away for a while.

[ibanez23]

Steppin on Fezzies bit.:lol:

[bobsnin]

we're taking it this weekend RAAMONE

[WampusCrandle]

fuck - PRIZE CLOSET!

[hexy68]

run a batch at night earl..that'll put you out :smoke:

[RAAMONE]

http://www.theradreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/ashlee-simpson-nose-job2.jpg

"tony...tony look at me. Im important and talented"

she looks totally different...she got the make me look like a hotter different person surgury

[chubbyknuckles]

Earls needs to grow some balls, just to build up the courage to off himself

[blotto98]

Oh my God Earl SUCKS!

And ESD is a scab

[jauble]

she looks totally different...she got the make me look like a hotter different person surgury

the original pic that I was going to use was better but it wasnt loading on the site so I grabbed this one as a backup

[RAAMONE]

we're taking it this weekend RAAMONE

the way we're playing it could happen...doubt it...but maybe...if your team only had an ounce of defense they could take it

[RAAMONE]

isnt channel 65 classic hip hop earl?

[Cleophus James]

65 the rhyme anyone

[cupcakelove]

What about The Rhyme? These people don't even know their own company.

[bobsnin]

if the field doesn't hold up like 240$ worth of pudding, the over under may be more than 6.

[Jughead]

Xm just sent me a email they will do 9.99 a month for a year if i resign..That is a deal I think???:glurps:

[biggie]

Ronnie is so nice to Earl. Have him on the brink of quitting and brings him back.