Ask Jesus

[Kevin]

I feel i should do a service to the Ron and Fez community by starting this..


Being that our very own lord Jezo is now in contact with Jesus.. (through dreams) Please ask any question that you would like Jezo to ask Jesus on your behalf..

My question is already posted in the other thread..

[RAAMONE]

What Would You Do?

[topless_mike]

did you ever crank one out?

[Dougie Brootal]

dear jesus,
i gotta poop. BAD. should i get up and poop now or should i wait until your prophet, the great ron bennington, cuts to commercial?
thank you,
amen.

[StupidGirlllll]

Dear Jezo, I hope that Mikey Boy does not send Kevin on another vacation fo starting this thread...ty & gn

[Furtherman]

dear jesus,
i gotta poop. BAD. should i get up and poop now or should i wait until your prophet, the great ron bennington, cuts to commercial?
thank you,
amen.

Get up now and help your grandma.

[LordJezo]

Like I said in the other thread, these things come to me in dreams. I will pay close attention to the messages in them and report back any news concerning people from this board. I do not have an open line of communication with anyone nor can I control the messages.

[Russel P]

Is John Denver in Hell?

[DolaMight]

What ointments do you use on your ladyhands?

[Dougie Brootal]

Like I said in the other thread, these things come to me in dreams. I will pay close attention to the messages in them and report back any news concerning people from this board. I do not have an open line of communication with anyone nor can I control the messages.

could ya go take a quick nap now and ask him mine? i really gotta poop.

[StupidGirlllll]

Hey Jesus, what the hell happened to my sig pic?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Hey Jesus, Do you mind that I call you Jebus?

:king:

[Ritalin]

Hey Chucho, what's up man?

[buzzard]

Hey Jesus when are you coming over? should we set a place for you?Are you bringing an extra chair?Do you mind sitting at the kids table?:huh:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Hey Jesus , what will be the Trifecta for this race?

(4:12)

1 Mile | Open | 3 Year Olds And Up Allowance | Purse: $49,000

<table class="tjctable" summary="Results"> <tbody><tr> <th scope="col">Prg. #</th><th scope="col">PP</th><th scope="col">Horse</th><th scope="col">Jockey</th><th scope="col">Trainer</th><th scope="col">Wt.</th><th scope="col">Claim $</th><th scope="col">Equip.</th><th scope="col">Med.</th><th style="text-align: right;" scope="col">ML</th> </tr> <tr class=""> <td> 1 </td><td>2</td><td>Irving's Run</td><td>Garcia Alan</td><td>Bush Thomas M</td><td>120</td><td>
</td><td>
</td><td>L</td><td style="text-align: right;">5-2</td> </tr> <tr class="altrow"> <td> 1A</td><td>5</td><td>Belz</td><td>Garcia Alan</td><td>Bush Thomas M</td><td>122</td><td>
</td><td>
</td><td>L</td><td style="text-align: right;">5-2</td> </tr> <tr class=""> <td> 2 </td><td>7</td><td>That'll Do</td><td>Bracetty J A</td><td>Gyarmati Leah</td><td>114⁷</td><td>
</td><td>Blk-On</td><td>L</td><td style="text-align: right;">20-1</td> </tr> <tr class="altrow"> <td> 2B</td><td>11</td><td>Minority Leader</td><td>Bracetty J A</td><td>Gyarmati Leah</td><td>115⁷</td><td>
</td><td>
</td><td>L</td><td style="text-align: right;">20-1</td> </tr> <tr class=""> <td> 3 </td><td>1</td><td>New York Moon</td><td>Dominguez R A</td><td>Contessa Gary C</td><td>120</td><td>
</td><td>
</td><td>L</td><td style="text-align: right;">8-1</td> </tr> <tr class="altrow"> <td> 4 </td><td>3</td><td>Stopbluffing</td><td>Espinoza J L</td><td>Carroll Del W II</td><td>119</td><td>
</td><td>
</td><td>L</td><td style="text-align: right;">5-1</td> </tr> <tr class=""> <td> 5 </td><td>4</td><td>Love Lyndsey</td><td>Hill C</td><td>Lostritto Joseph A</td><td>119</td><td>
</td><td>
</td><td>L</td><td style="text-align: right;">10-1</td> </tr> <tr class="altrow"> <td> 6 </td><td>6</td><td>Chernobyl's Hero</td><td>Bravo J</td><td>Odintz Jeff</td><td>119</td><td>
</td><td>
</td><td>L</td><td style="text-align: right;">12-1</td> </tr> <tr class=""> <td> 7 </td><td>8</td><td>Love Abroad</td><td>Cedeno C</td><td>Hertler John O</td><td>115⁵</td><td>
</td><td>
</td><td>L</td><td style="text-align: right;">8-1</td> </tr> <tr class="altrow"> <td> 8 </td><td>9</td><td>True Wood</td><td>Coa E M</td><td>Levine Bruce N</td><td>119</td><td>
</td><td>
</td><td>L</td><td style="text-align: right;">7-2</td> </tr> <tr class=""> <td> 9 </td><td>10</td><td>Bonus Size</td><td>McCauley W H</td><td>Albertrani Louis</td><td>120</td><td>
</td><td>
</td><td>L</td><td style="text-align: right;">15-1</td> </tr> <tr class="altrow"> <td>10 </td><td>12</td><td>Stately Pegasus</td><td>Arroyo N Jr</td><td>Kimmel John C</td><td>120</td><td>
</td><td>
</td><td>L</td><td style="text-align: right;">10-1</td> </tr> </tbody></table> A-Coupled: Irving's Run and Belz



:king:

[Dougie Brootal]

Hey Jesus , what will be the Trifecta for this race?

(4:12)

1 Mile | Open | 3 Year Olds And Up Allowance | Purse: $49,000

<table class="tjctable" summary="Results"> <tbody><tr> <th scope="col">Prg. #</th><th scope="col">PP</th><th scope="col">Horse</th><th scope="col">Jockey</th><th scope="col">Trainer</th><th scope="col">Wt.</th><th scope="col">Claim $</th><th scope="col">Equip.</th><th scope="col">Med.</th><th style="text-align: right;" scope="col">ML</th> </tr> <tr class=""> <td> 1 </td><td>2</td><td>Irving's Run</td><td>Garcia Alan</td><td>Bush Thomas M</td><td>120</td><td>
</td><td>
</td><td>L</td><td style="text-align: right;">5-2</td> </tr> <tr class="altrow"> <td> 1A</td><td>5</td><td>Belz</td><td>Garcia Alan</td><td>Bush Thomas M</td><td>122</td><td>
</td><td>
</td><td>L</td><td style="text-align: right;">5-2</td> </tr> <tr class=""> <td> 2 </td><td>7</td><td>That'll Do</td><td>Bracetty J A</td><td>Gyarmati Leah</td><td>114⁷</td><td>
</td><td>Blk-On</td><td>L</td><td style="text-align: right;">20-1</td> </tr> <tr class="altrow"> <td> 2B</td><td>11</td><td>Minority Leader</td><td>Bracetty J A</td><td>Gyarmati Leah</td><td>115⁷</td><td>
</td><td>
</td><td>L</td><td style="text-align: right;">20-1</td> </tr> <tr class=""> <td> 3 </td><td>1</td><td>New York Moon</td><td>Dominguez R A</td><td>Contessa Gary C</td><td>120</td><td>
</td><td>
</td><td>L</td><td style="text-align: right;">8-1</td> </tr> <tr class="altrow"> <td> 4 </td><td>3</td><td>Stopbluffing</td><td>Espinoza J L</td><td>Carroll Del W II</td><td>119</td><td>
</td><td>
</td><td>L</td><td style="text-align: right;">5-1</td> </tr> <tr class=""> <td> 5 </td><td>4</td><td>Love Lyndsey</td><td>Hill C</td><td>Lostritto Joseph A</td><td>119</td><td>
</td><td>
</td><td>L</td><td style="text-align: right;">10-1</td> </tr> <tr class="altrow"> <td> 6 </td><td>6</td><td>Chernobyl's Hero</td><td>Bravo J</td><td>Odintz Jeff</td><td>119</td><td>
</td><td>
</td><td>L</td><td style="text-align: right;">12-1</td> </tr> <tr class=""> <td> 7 </td><td>8</td><td>Love Abroad</td><td>Cedeno C</td><td>Hertler John O</td><td>115⁵</td><td>
</td><td>
</td><td>L</td><td style="text-align: right;">8-1</td> </tr> <tr class="altrow"> <td> 8 </td><td>9</td><td>True Wood</td><td>Coa E M</td><td>Levine Bruce N</td><td>119</td><td>
</td><td>
</td><td>L</td><td style="text-align: right;">7-2</td> </tr> <tr class=""> <td> 9 </td><td>10</td><td>Bonus Size</td><td>McCauley W H</td><td>Albertrani Louis</td><td>120</td><td>
</td><td>
</td><td>L</td><td style="text-align: right;">15-1</td> </tr> <tr class="altrow"> <td>10 </td><td>12</td><td>Stately Pegasus</td><td>Arroyo N Jr</td><td>Kimmel John C</td><td>120</td><td>
</td><td>
</td><td>L</td><td style="text-align: right;">10-1</td> </tr> </tbody></table> A-Coupled: Irving's Run and Belz



:king:

great, now all those horses are gonna break their legs.

[buzzard]

Hey Jesus is :king: really a Jinx? oh this is too easy this place is getting like a small town where all roads lead to the same place! :laugh:

[Cleophus James]

Hey Jesus , what will be the Trifecta for this race?

(4:12)

1 Mile | Open | 3 Year Olds And Up Allowance | Purse: $49,000

<table class="tjctable" summary="Results"> <tbody><tr> <th scope="col">Prg. #</th><th scope="col">PP</th><th scope="col">Horse</th><th scope="col">Jockey</th><th scope="col">Trainer</th><th scope="col">Wt.</th><th scope="col">Claim $</th><th scope="col">Equip.</th><th scope="col">Med.</th><th style="text-align: right;" scope="col">ML</th> </tr> <tr class=""> <td> 1 </td><td>2</td><td>Irving's Run</td><td>Garcia Alan</td><td>Bush Thomas M</td><td>120</td><td>
</td><td>
</td><td>L</td><td style="text-align: right;">5-2</td> </tr> <tr class="altrow"> <td> 1A</td><td>5</td><td>Belz</td><td>Garcia Alan</td><td>Bush Thomas M</td><td>122</td><td>
</td><td>
</td><td>L</td><td style="text-align: right;">5-2</td> </tr> <tr class=""> <td> 2 </td><td>7</td><td>That'll Do</td><td>Bracetty J A</td><td>Gyarmati Leah</td><td>114⁷</td><td>
</td><td>Blk-On</td><td>L</td><td style="text-align: right;">20-1</td> </tr> <tr class="altrow"> <td> 2B</td><td>11</td><td>Minority Leader</td><td>Bracetty J A</td><td>Gyarmati Leah</td><td>115⁷</td><td>
</td><td>
</td><td>L</td><td style="text-align: right;">20-1</td> </tr> <tr class=""> <td> 3 </td><td>1</td><td>New York Moon</td><td>Dominguez R A</td><td>Contessa Gary C</td><td>120</td><td>
</td><td>
</td><td>L</td><td style="text-align: right;">8-1</td> </tr> <tr class="altrow"> <td> 4 </td><td>3</td><td>Stopbluffing</td><td>Espinoza J L</td><td>Carroll Del W II</td><td>119</td><td>
</td><td>
</td><td>L</td><td style="text-align: right;">5-1</td> </tr> <tr class=""> <td> 5 </td><td>4</td><td>Love Lyndsey</td><td>Hill C</td><td>Lostritto Joseph A</td><td>119</td><td>
</td><td>
</td><td>L</td><td style="text-align: right;">10-1</td> </tr> <tr class="altrow"> <td> 6 </td><td>6</td><td>Chernobyl's Hero</td><td>Bravo J</td><td>Odintz Jeff</td><td>119</td><td>
</td><td>
</td><td>L</td><td style="text-align: right;">12-1</td> </tr> <tr class=""> <td> 7 </td><td>8</td><td>Love Abroad</td><td>Cedeno C</td><td>Hertler John O</td><td>115⁵</td><td>
</td><td>
</td><td>L</td><td style="text-align: right;">8-1</td> </tr> <tr class="altrow"> <td> 8 </td><td>9</td><td>True Wood</td><td>Coa E M</td><td>Levine Bruce N</td><td>119</td><td>
</td><td>
</td><td>L</td><td style="text-align: right;">7-2</td> </tr> <tr class=""> <td> 9 </td><td>10</td><td>Bonus Size</td><td>McCauley W H</td><td>Albertrani Louis</td><td>120</td><td>
</td><td>
</td><td>L</td><td style="text-align: right;">15-1</td> </tr> <tr class="altrow"> <td>10 </td><td>12</td><td>Stately Pegasus</td><td>Arroyo N Jr</td><td>Kimmel John C</td><td>120</td><td>
</td><td>
</td><td>L</td><td style="text-align: right;">10-1</td> </tr> </tbody></table> A-Coupled: Irving's Run and Belz



:king:
Minority Leader (wins everytime) , but i don't know if Jesus is EOE.

[buzzard]

great, now all those horses are gonna break their legs.

none of the jockey's made their weight today race cancelled!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

great, now all those horses are gonna break their legs.


you dont even know sports, I cant take jinx insults from you, isnt there a D&D game you should be at

:king:

[buzzard]

Jesus,where's Marc with a C when we need him? :lol:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Jesus,where's Marc with a C when we need him? :lol:


he does protect the weak, I think you may need his help Picture Boy

:king:

[topless_mike]

Hey Jesus , what will be the Trifecta for this race?

(4:12)

1 Mile | Open | 3 Year Olds And Up Allowance | Purse: $49,000

<table class="tjctable" summary="Results"> <tbody><tr> <th scope="col">Prg. #</th><th scope="col">PP</th><th scope="col">Horse</th><th scope="col">Jockey</th><th scope="col">Trainer</th><th scope="col">Wt.</th><th scope="col">Claim $</th><th scope="col">Equip.</th><th scope="col">Med.</th><th style="text-align: right;" scope="col">ML</th> </tr> <tr class=""> <td> 1 </td><td>2</td><td>Irving's Run</td><td>Garcia Alan</td><td>Bush Thomas M</td><td>120</td><td>
</td><td>
</td><td>L</td><td style="text-align: right;">5-2</td> </tr> <tr class="altrow"> <td> 1A</td><td>5</td><td>Belz</td><td>Garcia Alan</td><td>Bush Thomas M</td><td>122</td><td>
</td><td>
</td><td>L</td><td style="text-align: right;">5-2</td> </tr> <tr class=""> <td> 2 </td><td>7</td><td>That'll Do</td><td>Bracetty J A</td><td>Gyarmati Leah</td><td>114⁷</td><td>
</td><td>Blk-On</td><td>L</td><td style="text-align: right;">20-1</td> </tr> <tr class="altrow"> <td> 2B</td><td>11</td><td>Minority Leader</td><td>Bracetty J A</td><td>Gyarmati Leah</td><td>115⁷</td><td>
</td><td>
</td><td>L</td><td style="text-align: right;">20-1</td> </tr> <tr class=""> <td> 3 </td><td>1</td><td>New York Moon</td><td>Dominguez R A</td><td>Contessa Gary C</td><td>120</td><td>
</td><td>
</td><td>L</td><td style="text-align: right;">8-1</td> </tr> <tr class="altrow"> <td> 4 </td><td>3</td><td>Stopbluffing</td><td>Espinoza J L</td><td>Carroll Del W II</td><td>119</td><td>
</td><td>
</td><td>L</td><td style="text-align: right;">5-1</td> </tr> <tr class=""> <td> 5 </td><td>4</td><td>Love Lyndsey</td><td>Hill C</td><td>Lostritto Joseph A</td><td>119</td><td>
</td><td>
</td><td>L</td><td style="text-align: right;">10-1</td> </tr> <tr class="altrow"> <td> 6 </td><td>6</td><td>Chernobyl's Hero</td><td>Bravo J</td><td>Odintz Jeff</td><td>119</td><td>
</td><td>
</td><td>L</td><td style="text-align: right;">12-1</td> </tr> <tr class=""> <td> 7 </td><td>8</td><td>Love Abroad</td><td>Cedeno C</td><td>Hertler John O</td><td>115⁵</td><td>
</td><td>
</td><td>L</td><td style="text-align: right;">8-1</td> </tr> <tr class="altrow"> <td> 8 </td><td>9</td><td>True Wood</td><td>Coa E M</td><td>Levine Bruce N</td><td>119</td><td>
</td><td>
</td><td>L</td><td style="text-align: right;">7-2</td> </tr> <tr class=""> <td> 9 </td><td>10</td><td>Bonus Size</td><td>McCauley W H</td><td>Albertrani Louis</td><td>120</td><td>
</td><td>
</td><td>L</td><td style="text-align: right;">15-1</td> </tr> <tr class="altrow"> <td>10 </td><td>12</td><td>Stately Pegasus</td><td>Arroyo N Jr</td><td>Kimmel John C</td><td>120</td><td>
</td><td>
</td><td>L</td><td style="text-align: right;">10-1</td> </tr> </tbody></table> A-Coupled: Irving's Run and Belz



:king:

i may not be a bright man, but how in the blue hell are there 2 jockeys, each riding 2 horses, all in the same race?

sounds like horseshit to me.

[buzzard]

he does protect the weak, I think you may need his help Picture Boy

:king:

what did you do to Marc with a C Jinxy Boy? I'll bet he'd add his two cents!

[Dougie Brootal]

you dont even know sports, I cant take jinx insults from you, isnt there a D&D game you should be at

:king:

its postponed till tomorrow. roderick lost his retainer and winston's inhaler is acting up.

[Hottub]

Dear Mr. Christ,
Is it true that you are going to smite the heathen, Kevin? If it is, can I get a little heads up? That would be cool to see.

Thanks,
Yours in you,
Tub.

P.S. What does the H stand for?!

[buzzard]

Hey Jesus do twins really share every thought?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

i may not be a bright man, but how in the blue hell are there 2 jockeys, each riding 2 horses, all in the same race?

sounds like horseshit to me.

i dont have a gambling problem (disclaimer)

the 1 and 1A are an entry by the same owner and trainer, 60% of the time one of the 2 horses scratch (dont race), if they do run both horses, they take one of the left over jockeys who isn't riding to race the other horse

:king:

[StupidGirlllll]

Hey Jesus, do you think I was a good girl this year?

[TheGameHHH]

Jesus, what are the Mega Millions numbers for the next possible drawing?

[Knowledged_one]

Jesus

Do you really prefer the name "jeebus" when you are undercover

[StupidGirlllll]

Hi Jesus it me Stupidgirlllll..I was just wondering can you bring back John From Cincinatti back for another season please.

[chubbyknuckles]

Hey Jesus, if you could've named yourself, what name would you have gone with?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Jesus, what are the Mega Millions numbers for the next possible drawing?

going for the big score.....

nice ill take my winning in small doses so they dont catch on that Jesus is helping a Jew win $$

:king:

[StupidGirlllll]

going for the big score.....

nice ill take my winning in small doses so they dont catch on that Jesus is helping a Jew win $$

:king:

Hey Jesus aren't you a jew? Please help KHB to understand that we all should live together as 1 nomatter what our religion is. You love us all the same right my lord?

[Recyclerz]

Dear Jesus

Did You really die for somebody's sins but not Patti Smith's?

I don't want to tell You how to do Your business but I would have gone in a different direction - maybe not dying for Gene Simmon's sins or that douchebag that used to sing for Creed.

But anyway, You know best (by definition).

Sincerely,
R

[IamFogHat]

Dr. Christ
Did having your arms stretched out make it easier to fly up to heaven?

[ChimneyFish]

Dear Jesus,



What's with all the Cancer????

[FUNKMAN]

are you sure you're jewish? i got a helluva lot of peurto rican friends with the same name

[topless_mike]

jesus,
next time you do my lawn, pls remember that strip along side the shed.

[keithy_19]

jesus,
next time you do my lawn, pls remember that strip along side the shed.

:lol:

[Furtherman]

Hey Jesus - I heard you served 6 months in Chino for exposing yourself to an eight year old.

Sicko, get lost.

[buzzard]

Hey Jesus - I heard you served 6 months in Chino for exposing yourself to an eight year old.

Sicko, get lost.

that was just....I'm speechless the future really stinks! wow,I can't type anymore & my eyes are burning My God Man! I can die happy now!:clap:

[drjoek]

jesus,
next time you do my lawn, pls remember that strip along side the shed.

LOCK IT:clap:

[StupidGirlllll]

Dear Jesus what would you do if they did lock this thread? Would you still be able to hear our cries?

[Fallon]

Jesus, did you send Chris Jericho to save.us?

[ralphbxny]

Does Jesus Walk....or float?