Jesus came to me in a dream last night and told me to seek out topless_mike

[LordJezo]

Is topless_mike out there? Last night in my dream Jesus showed up and told me that topless_mike had the proper religion and that I should follow his path. So here I am, awake and on this message board, almost as if it is a command by God Himself.

Jesus also told me that topless_mike was a Southern Baptist.

topless_mike, can you enlighten me to the life that Jesus wants me to live?

[donnie_darko]

when jesus comes to me it's usually to vacuum the office or take out the trash.

odd dream you had there.

[Yerdaddy]

Can't you already smell the bleach?

[mikeyboy]

Another shitty, obsessive thread started by LordJezo...

[LordJezo]

Another shitty, obsessive thread started by LordJezo...

Dammit this dream happened last night, I don't make things up. It may be a bit hard for you to believe but some of us do dream about message boards. I had this dream so I came in here to find out the truth behind it. This is what the dream was about so I figured I would ask the people involved in it.

[Yerdaddy]

Why can't your dad have the same dream Abraham did?

[Death Metal Moe]

Why can't your dad have the same dream Abraham did?

Nice, score one for Yahweh!

LINGER LONGER!!!!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Lord Jezo although creepy, yet still better threads than patsopinion

:king:

[Marc with a c]

i love jezo threads.

maybe jesus was telling you that you should lose weight.

[topless_mike]

do i need to be worried?

[Hottub]

Why can't your dad have the same dream Abraham did?

:clap::clap:

[Dougie Brootal]

Lord Jezo although creepy, yet still better threads than patsopinion

:king:

hahahahahahahahaha!!!

[Death Metal Moe]

do i need to be worried?

Do you need to ask?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

maybe Jezo doesn't realize that topless means art of the topless, not shirtless

:king:

[DolaMight]

Lord Jezo although creepy, yet still better threads than patsopinion

:king:

I like those threads, they're opinionated.

[Kevin]

do i need to be worried?

Has anyone heard from Sheepy, since Jezo started on him??

[LordJezo]

do i need to be worried?

Are you a southern baptist?

Because if not then the dream's message does not mean anything to me.

[Kevin]

Soooooo... Since Jesus is taking the time to ask Lord Jezo to ask Mike if h e is a southern baptist.. He must not have much to do, there must be nothing else going on in the world.. I am more flabbergasted that Jesus does not know the answer...



Something seems fishy here...

[Kevin]

Mike.. Please give him an answer soon.. I want Jesus to contact Jezo again.. So he can ask him if i am going to hell for being a Muslim.. I NEED TO KNOW!

[Gvac]

LordJezo = RFnet MVP.

Whoever doesn't like his posts can kiss my ass.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

LordJezo = RFnet MVP.

Whoever doesn't like his posts can kiss my ass.

prepare for an influx of kisses, you must want your ass kissed alot

:king:

[drjoek]

So, I was having toast for breakfast this morning and .....
http://bioweb.usu.edu/taste/images/jesus%20toast.JPG

[Marc with a c]

LordJezo = RFnet MVP.

Whoever doesn't like his posts can kiss my ass.

i agree.

if youd like thrown this one in my best thread ever.

edit: oops here jezo goodness

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=63906

[Yerdaddy]

You know, I was just thinking: Jesus didn't happen to tell you who his real father is, did he?

[Don Stugots]

Last week I had a dream that I was on a little yellow school bus with Patrick and Dawn. We were on our way to pick up Topless Mike and the bus driver would not stop for him.

[Chigworthy]

So, I was having toast for breakfast this morning and .....


...you saw the zig zag guy on your toast?

[lleeder]

Last week I had a dream that I was on a little yellow school bus with Patrick and Dawn. We were on our way to pick up Topless Mike and the bus driver would not stop for him.

Man, even in dreams this guys a starfucker...

[Chigworthy]

Does anyone else find other people's dreams incredibly boring?

[reillyluck]

I had this weird dream that Lordjezo had a dream about stugots having a dream about driving on a school bus with dawn and patrick going to pick up topless mike but it wouldnt stop for him because the driver kept seeing some guy staring at the moon and wondering why its still in the sky at 10:30 in the morning.

[lleeder]

I had this weird dream that Lordjezo had a dream about stugots having a dream about driving on a school bus with dawn and patrick going to pick up topless mike but it wouldnt stop for him because the driver kept seeing some guy staring at the moon and wondering why its still in the sky at 10:30 in the morning.

I don't believe you, LIES

[Chigworthy]

I just had a daydream that Jesus told me to stop sitting hunched over the keyboard pressing "New Posts" as the daylight drains and get out there and have a couple of beers with my tangible friends.

[Gvac]

I just had a daydream that Jesus told me to stop sitting hunched over the keyboard pressing "New Posts" as the daylight drains and get out there and have a couple of beers with my tangible friends.

Crazy talk!

I'm just praying for the night when LordJezo comes to me in a dream.

[lleeder]

Crazy talk!

I'm just praying for the night when LordJezo cums on me in a dream.

Whatever your into buddy, whatever your into...

[reillyluck]

I don't believe you, LIES
i know...who would believe some idiot is staring at the sky looking at the moon at 10:30 in the morning. :tongue:

[lleeder]

i know...who would believe some idiot is staring at the sky looking at the moon at 10:30 in the morning. :tongue:

It really does baffle the mind. :wacko: