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torker
11-23-2007, 12:35 PM
I planned on cleaning my gutters out today. But, after climbing up the ladder I just couldn't do it. I've never liked heights, but this was major fear.


Fag.

King Hippos Bandaid
11-23-2007, 12:42 PM
daily

I am a (jew)wuss , I pay people to do most things for me

:king:

badorties
11-23-2007, 12:43 PM
i just bit my tongue trying not to berate the mindless former soviet dissident who cut my hair way too short

i've gown so tired of not being listened to -- how fucking hard is it to follow instructioins: "sides short, and leave the top long"

Marc with a c
11-23-2007, 12:51 PM
never.

i'm all man all the time.

RAAMONE
11-23-2007, 12:52 PM
never.

i'm in man all the time.

sounds more like it

SatCam
11-23-2007, 01:02 PM
i just bit my tongue trying not to berate the mindless former soviet dissident who cut my hair way too short

i've gown so tired of not being listened to -- how fucking hard is it to follow instructioins: "sides short, and leave the top long"

bowl cut?

reillyluck
11-23-2007, 01:07 PM
never.

i'm all man all the time.

especially in the hot dude game thread. only real men can post handsome guys.

gracias.

TooLowBrow
11-23-2007, 01:29 PM
i just bit my tongue trying not to berate the mindless former soviet dissident who cut my hair way too short

i've gown so tired of not being listened to -- how fucking hard is it to follow instructioins: "sides short, and leave the top long"
party in the back, business up front?

Gvac
11-23-2007, 01:31 PM
Yesterday, when I didn't tell my dad to go fuck himself when he asked me to drive up to Vermont tomorrow (5 and a half hours each way) load a U-haul truck, and drive it back down and unload it all in one day because my parents are moving back to Jersey.

Kris10
11-23-2007, 01:45 PM
Yesterday, when I didn't tell my dad to go fuck himself when he asked me to drive up to Vermont tomorrow (5 and a half hours each way) load a U-haul truck, and drive it back down and unload it all in one day because my parents are moving back to Jersey.

so when's moving day you big dick?

*I'm the bigger dick for not seeing you put TOMORROW!

reillyluck
11-23-2007, 01:49 PM
Yesterday, when I didn't tell my dad to go fuck himself when he asked me to drive up to Vermont tomorrow (5 and a half hours each way) load a U-haul truck, and drive it back down and unload it all in one day because my parents are moving back to Jersey.

you should be ashamed of yourself.

A.J.
11-24-2007, 10:58 AM
Every day I don't confront the douchebag upstairs who doesn't carpet and pad his floors like he's required to do.

King Hippos Bandaid
11-24-2007, 11:07 AM
I was gonna post a long winded post that would set things straight about the world, but I pussied out

:king:

Alice S. Fuzzybutt
11-24-2007, 11:07 AM
Every day I don't confront the douchebag upstairs who doesn't carpet and pad his floors like he's required to do.

I'll trade neighbors with you. :smile:

ralphbxny
11-24-2007, 11:09 AM
When my kitty ran away...

A.J.
11-24-2007, 11:20 AM
I'll trade neighbors with you. :smile:

Point taken Milady.

Kevin
11-24-2007, 11:25 AM
Every day I don't confront the douchebag upstairs who doesn't carpet and pad his floors like he's required to do.

Don't be too hard on Yerdaddy.. If he did it, his cat would just rip it to shreads..

jauble
11-25-2007, 10:37 PM
I went caving with a class and after we found a little outlet called the rabbit hole I opted to not try it. At least no one else got more than halfway so I looked like a pussy, but a smart pussy who didnt lose their helmet lamp.

topless_mike
11-26-2007, 04:51 AM
I went caving with a class and after we found a little outlet called the rabbit hole I opted to not try it. At least no one else got more than halfway so I looked like a pussy, but a smart pussy who didnt lose their helmet lamp.

Gee you've got a big pussy. Gee you've got a big pussy.

why'd you say it twice. I didn't.

Jujubees2
11-26-2007, 05:39 AM
i just bit my tongue trying not to berate the mindless former soviet dissident who cut my hair way too short

i've gown so tired of not being listened to -- how fucking hard is it to follow instructioins: "sides short, and leave the top long"

You've got to learn how to say mullet in Russian.

http://www.drodd.com/images/hoover_bro.jpg

topless_mike
11-27-2007, 11:07 AM
You've got to learn how to say mullet in Russian.

http://www.drodd.com/images/hoover_bro.jpg

looks like the product if Ivan Drago and Vanilla Ice accepted Ron's sex bet today.

Furtherman
11-27-2007, 12:32 PM
http://www.drodd.com/images/hoover_bro.jpg

He looks like Screech's Russian cousin, Sveech.

http://sitemaker.umich.edu/mc2/files/screech.jpg

scottinnj
11-27-2007, 04:29 PM
i just bit my tongue trying not to berate the mindless former soviet dissident who cut my hair way too short

i've gown so tired of not being listened to -- how fucking hard is it to follow instructioins: "sides short, and leave the top long"

bowl cut?


No, the Ringo Starr cut.

scottinnj
11-27-2007, 04:31 PM
Yesterday, when I didn't tell my dad to go fuck himself when he asked me to drive up to Vermont tomorrow (5 and a half hours each way) load a U-haul truck, and drive it back down and unload it all in one day because my parents are moving back to Jersey.


You should have said that your dad pussied out for wanting to come back to jersey.

scottinnj
11-27-2007, 04:38 PM
My biggest pussy moment was when I went up into the attic to install my attic fan, cut the hole, climbed through and nailed the fan into place. I planned on climbing down the roof and getting back inside through the attic window. I got so petrified on the roof I couldn't move. My wife was about to call the fire department to bring the ladder truck over, when I couldn't take being that big a pussy. So I had her call my buddy with his 30 foot ladder, and had to wait an hour and a half on the roof for him to get to my house so he could talk me down the roof to the ladder.


Hands down I win. Give me the pussy trophy and lock this thread up.

Snoogans
11-27-2007, 04:59 PM
My biggest pussy moment was when I went up into the attic to install my attic fan, cut the hole, climbed through and nailed the fan into place. I planned on climbing down the roof and getting back inside through the attic window. I got so petrified on the roof I couldn't move. My wife was about to call the fire department to bring the ladder truck over, when I couldn't take being that big a pussy. So I had her call my buddy with his 30 foot ladder, and had to wait an hour and a half on the roof for him to get to my house so he could talk me down the roof to the ladder.


Hands down I win. Give me the pussy trophy and lock this thread up.

why didnt you just take the fuckin fan out and go back in that way

scottinnj
11-27-2007, 07:25 PM
why didnt you just take the fuckin fan out and go back in that way

I had it nailed in and didn't want to damage the shingles pulling it back out.


Edit: I'm also a dummy too.

Ritalin
11-27-2007, 07:32 PM
I get freaked out by dogs sometimes, even though I own a 40 pound shepard mix. I got bit as a kid.

Yesterday some old lady (mid 60's, and tiny) was walking a decent sized pit bull down the street towards me, and I saw them and crossed the street. Fuck that. If that dog decided to go, there was nothing that old bitch was going to be able to do, and I've seen a pit go after someone for no reason.

Still, it's kinda pussy. I can't help it.

drjoek
11-27-2007, 08:07 PM
moguls run at Okemo. double black diamonds
I used to shred them even with half a buzz on from Blackberry Brandy back in the day. Now I look for the safest way down the mountain

Ritalin
11-27-2007, 08:12 PM
moguls run at Okemo. double black diamonds
I used to shred them even with half a buzz on from Blackberry Brandy back in the day. Now I look for the safest way down the mountain

That's not pussy. That's safe, that's smart.

That's age.

I'm right there with you man.

buzzard
11-28-2007, 07:18 AM
I live in the path of the airport so that would be every 3 hours,I swear one of these days a plane is gonna land on my f-in house! :glurps:

jauble
11-28-2007, 07:51 AM
I live in the path of the airport so that would be every 3 hours,I swear one of these days a plane is gonna land on my f-in house! :glurps:

Im about 40 minutes from Wright-Patterson Air Force base at school but whenever the large cargo planes start to come in it seems like they are right overhead. Also they sometimes (rarely) will unofficially buzz the local campuses in the fighters. That makes you wake up in class.

Dougie Brootal
11-28-2007, 10:14 AM
"sides short, and leave the top long"

http://www.sitecreative.com/tmp/Mullet-John-3.jpg

INFOSTUD
11-29-2007, 08:39 PM
Five days a week a do--when I decide to go to work.