View Full Version : A Tribute To Freddy.
lleeder
11-21-2007, 03:16 PM
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4 years 3 months and 6 days ago Freddy Krueger was killed. Who could forget his burnt disfigured face, red and green striped sweater, brown fedora hat, and trademark metal-clawed leather glove. He'll be missed.
Please no Robert Englund jokes.
torker
11-21-2007, 03:20 PM
Please no Robert Englund jokes.
okay
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TooLowBrow
11-21-2007, 03:24 PM
Now I have a story that Id like to tell
About this guy you all know he had me scared as hell
He comes to me at night after I crawl into bed
Hes burnt up like a weenie and his name is fred
He wears the same hat and sweater every single day
And even if its hot outside he wears it anyway
Hes home when Im awake but he shows up when I sleep
I cant believe that theres a nightmare on my street
It was a saturday evening if I remember it right
And we had just gotten back off tour last night
So the gang and I thought that it would be groovey
If we summoned up the posse and done rushed the movie
I got angie
Jeff got tina
Ready rock got some girl Id never seen in my life
That was all right because the lady was chill
Then we dipped to the theater set to ill
We saw elm street and man it was def
And everything seemed all right when we left
But when I got home and laid down to sleep
That began the nightmare, but on my street
It was burning in my room like an oven
My bed soaked with sweat
And man I was bugging
I checked the clock and it stopped at 12:30
It had melted it was so darn hot
And I was thirsty
I went downstairs to grab some juice or a coke
Flipped the tv off, and then I almost choked
When I heard this awful voice coming from behind
It said, you got my favorite letter but now you must die
Man, I aint even wait to see who it was
Broke inside my drawers and screamed, so long, cuz
Got halfway up the block
I calmed down and stopped screaming
Then thought, oh, I get it, I must be dreaming
I strolled back home with a grin on my grill
I think that since this is a dream I might as well get ill
I walked in the house, the big bad fresh prince
But freddy killed all that noise real quick
He grabbed me by my neck and said
Heres what well do
We gotta lotta work here, me and you
The souls of your friends you and I will claim
Youve got the body and Ive got the brain
I said, yo fred
I think you got me all wrong
I aint partners with nobody with nails that long
Look, Ill be honest man, this team wont work
The girls wont be on you, fred, your face is all burnt
I patted him on the shoulder, said thanks for stopping by
Then I opened up the door and said take care guy
He got mad, drew back his arm, and slashed my shirt
I laughed at first, then thought, hold up, that hurt
It wasnt a dream, man, this guy was for real
I said, freddy, uh, pal, theres been an awful mistake here
No further words and then I darted upstairs
Crashed through my door then jumped on my bed
Pulled the covers up over my head
And said, oh please do something with fred
He jumped on my bed, went through the covers with his claws
Tried to get me, but my alarm went off
And then silence
It was a whole new day
I thought, huh, I wasnt scared of him anyway
Until I noticed those rips in my sheets
And that was proof that there had been a nightmare on my street
sailor
11-21-2007, 03:25 PM
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TheMojoPin
11-21-2007, 06:39 PM
Fifteen years, eight months and twenty-one days ago, Right Said Fred's "I'm Too Sexy" tragically fell from its position atop the Billboard Hot 100 Singles chart. Despite the efforts of thousands of hacky commercials, TV shows, terrible movies and awful wedding DJ's, efforts to restore the song to its glory ultimately failed. Right Said Fred's career vainshed into the ether shortly thereafter.
A moment of sexy silence, please.
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Don Stugots
11-21-2007, 06:44 PM
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the man worked hard and he played hard. He lived life to the fullest. A regular Hemingway in that respect.
Mad props to Big Flint.
Hottub
11-21-2007, 06:48 PM
Whatever.
Don Stugots
11-21-2007, 06:49 PM
bullshit! Fred Flintstone deserves his own tribute thread.
IMSlacker
11-21-2007, 06:51 PM
Whatever.
Missed one. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=64935) And, I was just getting ready to start the Fred Mertz tribute thread.
Don Stugots
11-21-2007, 06:53 PM
so was I.
Hottub
11-21-2007, 06:55 PM
You dare to compare Fred, to Freddie?
Damn you all!
IMSlacker
11-21-2007, 06:56 PM
so was I.
Just 41 years, 8 months and 18 days ago...
Don Stugots
11-21-2007, 06:59 PM
You dare to compare Fred, to Freddie?
Damn you all!
Yeah we do. Did you Fred work all day in a quarry?
TheMojoPin
11-21-2007, 08:18 PM
Assholeface.
ChimneyFish
11-22-2007, 09:10 AM
Dear, sweet Freddy (http://youtube.com/watch?v=G4ffd3rvnmY)
His hand spells death
He breathes his vile breath
No way you can stop him once he's out
He haunts your sleep
In your tub he hides down deep
He rips your face and no one hears you shout
He's come for you, what will you do
He'll slash you, and rip you, and cut you in two.
He's come for you, what will you do
He'll slash you, and rip you, and cut you in two.
His teeth are black
Flex metal knuckles with a crack
Maggots crawling all throughout his skin
He'll get them all
Everyone will hear his call
When the razors grip beneath their chin.
He's come for you, what will you do
He'll slash you, and rip you, and cut you in two.
He's come for you, what will you do
He'll slash you, and rip you, and cut you in two.
As the blood begins to splat
On his sweater and his hat
His rotted mouth smiles as you die
His color's red and green
His skin's not what it seems
He rips at it and tears off his own flesh.
He's come for you, what will you do
He'll slash you, and rip you, and cut you in two.
He's come for you, what will you do
He'll slash you, and rip you, and cut you in two.
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