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mendyweiss
11-21-2007, 11:58 AM
"Awww, what are you going to stick those fucking needles in my head ? "
Anybody ??
King Hippos Bandaid
11-21-2007, 12:12 PM
never for me
the closest is the silly pin impression thing u could buy at Spencer's
:king:
cupcakelove
11-21-2007, 12:17 PM
I've never done it but I would.
buzzard
11-21-2007, 12:18 PM
I found it helpful in 1990 before facial reconstruction surgery,the needles don't hurt a bit
http://www.acupuncture-treatment.com/images/Fertility%20Acupuncture%20C.JPG
RAAMONE
11-21-2007, 12:22 PM
are there acupunture points on the penis?
just wondering...if so that would be odd and i wonder what they would heal
buzzard
11-21-2007, 12:35 PM
are there acupunture points on the penis?
just wondering...if so that would be odd and i wonder what they would heal
http://www.ffwdmag.com/Regis.jpg
always about the penis,enough about the penis!
fezident
11-21-2007, 04:11 PM
"Awww, what are you going to stick those fucking needles in my head ? "
Anybody ??
"Focking needles? Well, it's a treat-ment."
Chigworthy
11-23-2007, 01:24 PM
He's just trying to go out with a couple broads.
TooLowBrow
11-23-2007, 01:28 PM
http://www.baronbob.com/ouchvoodooboth.jpg
this is like long distance accupuncture
Don Stugots
11-23-2007, 01:31 PM
I have been going for treatments since last spring. it helps.
ChrisTheCop
11-23-2007, 01:44 PM
I have been going for treatments since last spring. it helps.
has it cured you of any homosexual tendencies?
Don Stugots
11-23-2007, 01:49 PM
has it cured you of any homosexual tendencies?
no, that is what the holy water is for.
Chigworthy
11-23-2007, 01:54 PM
no, that is what the holy water is for.
You mean cum?
ChrisTheCop
11-23-2007, 01:55 PM
He means Priest Urine.
The pin prick' pain response causes endorphins to be released by the body which acts as a short-term natural pain killer.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Endorphin#Acupuncture
BinaryTaoist
04-23-2009, 10:50 AM
I know this thread is nearly two yrs old but I thought I'd comment...
From a biomedical perspective there are a few ways acupuncture effects the body...
1) The simple act of inserting a foreign object into the body stimulates the immune system.
2) There is something called the spinal gate theory in which placing a needle along the nerve pathway blocks the sensation of pain from reaching the brain. Purely a temporary effect.
3) Being punctured will stimulate the nervous system, particularly nerves that detect temperature, vibration, and pressure... After a certain time of needle retention the brain will start to dump endorphins into body as well as neurochemicals unique to the induvidual..
4) As medicine progresses and our understanding of how the body works as an electrical circuit improves... there will probably also be an explanation on how acupuncture works on this level as well...
From a very traditional perspective the body (all parts seen and unseen) is thought of as a construct of binary language... yin & yang... the goal of the acuupuncturist is to find where the patient is out of balance and then use needles (or other things) to stimulate key areas of the body to restore balance...
ToiletCrusher
04-23-2009, 11:00 AM
never liked butt pins.
Crispy123
04-23-2009, 11:05 AM
Whenever I start dating a new chick she gets my amatuer acupuncture treatment.
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