Dental Plan!

[K.C.]

http://lisaneedsbraces.ytmnd.com/

[A.J.]

Very funny -- now I lost my train of thought!

http://www.junkyville.net/content/multimedia/framegrabs/9F15/large/033.jpg

[ralphbxny]

Very Cute

[K.C.]

Very funny -- now I lost my train of thought!

http://www.junkyville.net/content/multimedia/framegrabs/9F15/large/033.jpg

Dental Plan!

[BeerBandit]

The point of the story was that I had an onion on my belt...

...which was the style at time.

[Knowledged_one]

Back in those days nickels had bees on them, you would say give me 5 bees for a quarter


The funny thing is that as soon as i saw the thread title my immediate first thought was...lisa needs brackes

This episode is classic i have it on audio and listen to it on CD in my car

[booster11373]

Who is that Firebrand Smithers?


http://images.google.com/url?q=http://deadon.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/exercise.jpg&usg=AFQjCNEtt8TarVjv4HtmozPb2Kz9FOO6PQ

[buzzard]

I thought this was a thread meant to remind me of my pending appointment next week! :sad:

[drjoek]

Best Thread EVER:clap::clap::thumbup::thumbup:

[HBox]

Why must you turn my office into A HOUSE OF LIES.

[BIGASS307Buddays]

Quite honestly the greatest use of the internet ever.. Even Al Gore (the inventor of the internet) never invisioned this.

[K.C.]

Why must you turn my office into A HOUSE OF LIES.

Let's look at a picture book...'The Big Book of British Smiles'

[booster11373]

during this time of labor strife, I am reminded of one of the greatest pro-labor chants of all time


where's my burrito

where's my burrito

where's my burrito

[HBox]

liar!!!!!!!!

[Chris from TX]

:lol: As soon as I saw the title, I too thought "Lisa need braces!"

[Freakshow]

Quite honestly the greatest use of the internet ever.. Even Al Gore (the inventor of the internet) never invisioned this.

I think he did, in his book 'sane planning, sensible tomorrow.'

[FUNKMAN]

beats the " i love gay sex " gaping asshole someone sprung on us a few years back

horrid

[A.J.]

Stupid Sexy Flanders! (http://takemeoutflanders.ytmnd.com/)

[K.C.]

Dental Plan!

[KnoxHarrington]

Lisa Needs Braces

[K.C.]

Dental Plan!

[K.C.]

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[CardiffGiant]

that youtube video is great.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Iron helps us play! Hello Joe! Whatya know?

[K.C.]

Gas break honk.

Gas break honk.

Honk honk punch.

Gas gas gas.

[led37zep]

the lack of simpsons clips on you tube saddens me.


I have a feeling I'll be dreaming of "dental plan" tonight.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Gas break honk.

Gas break honk.

Honk honk punch.

Gas gas gas.

BEST EPISODE EVER!!!

[K.C.]

http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/7763/40bm0.jpg

"The hitter's off his rock-er, kissing Betty Crock-er!...I use to rile the late great Connie Mack with that one at old Shibe Park."

"Well Simpsie, up for another wave?"

"All right, Burnsie!"

"Hey"

"Hey"

"Hey"

"Hey"

[silks]

Can we have a pool, Dad
Can we have a pool, Dad
Can we have a pool, Dad
Can we have a pool, Dad
Can we have a pool, Dad
Can we have a pool, Dad
Can we have a pool, Dad
Can we have a pool, Dad

[jauble]

the lack of simpsons clips on you tube saddens me.


I have a feeling I'll be dreaming of "dental plan" tonight.

Ahem* www.hulu.com *man this cough is killing me.

[booster11373]

Ahem* www.hulu.com *man this cough is killing me.


never mind

[K.C.]

Had the urge to watch this, so I figured this was the best place to share it.

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[BeerBandit]

I see where this thread is going.

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[Freakshow]

the lack of simpsons clips on you tube saddens me.


I have a feeling I'll be dreaming of "dental plan" tonight.

they very actively keep them off. Beavis and Butthead, too. :(


Damn you Ebay!

[K.C.]

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[booster11373]

Wow Hulu really sucks with that obnoxious ad in the corner of the clip

[Flea_Man]

http://www.watchthesimpsonsonline.com/

[MacVittie]

We're looking at a man whose complete lack of business sense and managerial impotence sent the number one cracker factory in town into a tie for sixth with "TableTime" and "Allied Biscuit."

[Mullenax]

Can anyone tell me the atomic weight of Bolognium?

[booster11373]

Did you know that Disco record sales where up 400% for the year ending 1976 if these trends continue.......ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Freakshow]

So says to Mabel, I says, I says...

[BeerBandit]

Aquaman! You cannot marry a woman without gills. You're from two different worlds. Oh, I've wasted my life.

[K.C.]

Miss Rodney Dangerfield.

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[booster11373]

Sounds like your working for your car Man! Simplify!

[TheMojoPin]

I'm about to hit a chestnut tree.

[BeerBandit]

Ve come from ze land of chocolate.

[Freakshow]

awww. I can't decide without the pictures.

[A.J.]

Marge: While you were out earning that dollar you lost 40 dollars by not showing up to work. The plant called and said if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in Monday.

Homer: Woo-hoo! Four day weekend!

[silks]

Did you know that Disco record sales where up 400% for the year ending 1976 if these trends continue.......ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Disco Stu doesn't advertise...

[BeerBandit]

Disco Stu doesn't advertise...
Ooh Kids! Back away, not today, Disco Lady!

[Freakshow]

Marge: While you were out earning that dollar you lost 40 dollars by not showing up to work. The plant called and said if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in Monday.

Homer: Woo-hoo! Four day weekend!

In America--first you get the sugar. then you get the power. then you get the women!

[K.C.]

Marge: While you were out earning that dollar you lost 40 dollars by not showing up to work. The plant called and said if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in Monday.

Homer: Woo-hoo! Four day weekend!


"I can't live the buttoned down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and musky odor - oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called 'City Fathers' who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about what's to be done with Homer Simpson?"

[TheMojoPin]

Batman's a scientist.

[Freakshow]

Free Masons run the country!

[K.C.]

Free Masons run the country!

I call it the Spruce Moose, and it will carry 200 passengers from the New York’s idle-wild airport to the Belgium Congo in 17 minutes!

[BeerBandit]

I am even dustier! Dustier than thou!

[Freakshow]

I call it the Spruce Moose, and it will carry 200 passengers from the New York’s idle-wild airport to the Belgium Congo in 17 minutes!

That's a nice model sir.

[TheMojoPin]

Model?

[TheMojoPin]

I'm one of your nephews you don't see very often, uh, "Bart-Bart."

[Freakshow]

So long stinktown!

[K.C.]

Model?

"Hop in"

"But sir.."

*cocks gun*

"I said....HOP....IN!"

[BeerBandit]

Look at you, standing there on your hind legs like a couple of Rory Calhouns

[Freakshow]

I won't share the same bed with a woman who thinks i'm lazy. I'm going to go downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping bag. Ah, nevermind. Goodnight.

[TheMojoPin]

Your agent said to SHUT UP.

Vera said that?

[Freakshow]

I thought you loved Jell-o shooters.

[TheMojoPin]

Is there a chance the track could bend?

Not on your life, my Hindu friend!

[Freakshow]

the ring fell off my pudding can

[K.C.]

Monoraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaillllllllllllllllllllll.... .Monoraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaailllllllllllllllllll lllllllll....Monoraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaillll lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll








Mono.......d'oh!

[BeerBandit]

the ring fell off my pudding can
Use my penknife my good man.

[Freakshow]

huh huh huh. Mule.

[TheMojoPin]

What's brunch?

You'd love it. It's not quite breakfast, it's not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end.

[Freakshow]

I was saying Boo-urns.

[Mullenax]

Tonight on Eye on Springfield: Just miles from your home, hundreds of men are given weapons and trained to kill. The government calls it the "army", but a more alarmist name would be the Killbot Factory.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Marge: Homer? Would you like some more macaroni and cheese?
Homer: [thinks] Yeah, a million dollars' worth, you treacherous
snake-woman!



You don't make friends with salad!

[TheMojoPin]

Mmmmmmmm...sixty-four slices of American cheeeeesssse...

1...2...3...4...

...62...63...64.

Homer, did you stay up all night eating cheese again?

I...think...I'm...bliiiinnnnd.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I hate every ape I see,
From chimpan-A to chimpanzee,
No, you'll never make a monkey out of me!

Oh my God! I was wrong!
It was Earth, all along!
You've finally made a monkey,

Yes we've finally made a monkey,

Yes you've finally made a monkey out of me!

I love you, Dr. Zaius!

[K.C.]

I hate every ape I see,
From chimpan-A to chimpanzee,
No, you'll never make a monkey out of me!

Oh my God! I was wrong!
It was Earth, all along!
You've finally made a monkey,

Yes we've finally made a monkey,

Yes you've finally made a monkey out of me!

I love you, Dr. Zaius!

:lol::lol::lol:

That's one of my all-time favorite movie parody bits.



Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius...Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius....ohhhhhhhhhh, Dr. Zaius


Can I play the piano anymore?

Why yes you can...

But I couldn't before!

[TheMojoPin]

Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does THAT do me?

[TheMojoPin]

Does Bart seem different to you?

New glasses?

No, I mean he seems sad.

Probably misses his old glasses.

I want to ask him whats wrong, but I'm afraid of smothering him.

Yeah, then we'd get the chair.

That's not what I meant.

It was Marge, admit it.

[K.C.]

Um....yeah....yeah...I love Grimby...

Uh...can I have some more bumper stickers, please, dude?




....All right! Our mummy's ready for it's mystical journey!

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Arnie, how are the children?

I can’t see through METAL, Kent!

[HBox]

OOOHHHHH! I'M MAKING PEOPLE HAPPY! I'M A MAGICAL MAN WHO LIVES IN A GUMDROP HOUSE ON LOLLYPOP LAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Hello there miss doesn't find me sexually attractive anymore. I just tripled my productivity.

[K.C.]

Hello their miss dosen't find me sexually attractive anymore. I just tripled my productivity.


Marge, this is everything I've ever dreamed of right here and nobody's gonna take it away from me.

You never had faith in me before.... but let me tell you, the slim lazy Homer you knew is
dead.... Now I'm a big fat DYNAMO! And where's that cake?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Homer: Moe, I need your advice.
Moe: [bored] Yeah.
Homer: See, I got this friend named...Joey Jo-Jo...Junior...Shabadoo --
Moe: That's the worst name I ever heard.
[A man leaves, weeping]
Barney: Hey, Joey Jo-Jo!
</pre>

[BeerBandit]

Lies make Baby Jesus cry.

[Freakshow]

I hate every ape I see,
From chimpan-A to chimpanzee,
No, you'll never make a monkey out of me!

Oh my God! I was wrong!
It was Earth, all along!
You've finally made a monkey,

Yes we've finally made a monkey,

Yes you've finally made a monkey out of me!

I love you, Dr. Zaius!

Maybe i'll get my own fragerance: Smellin' of Troy.

[Chip196]

Allright, Brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but lets just do this and I can go back to killing you with beer.

[TheMojoPin]

Oh my God! That man is my exact double!

OH MY GOD!!! THAT DOG HAS A POOFY TAIL!!!

Heeeeheheeeeeheeeeheeeheee! Here poof!

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito.

[K.C.]

There must be some mistake. We, uh, we make cookies here. Mr. Burns' old-fashioned, good-time, extra-chewy...

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Smithers, what's the name of this gastropod?

Homer Simpson, sir. One of your chair moisteners from Sector 7-G.




I call my section of cubicles "Section 7-G" and no one gets it.

[Devo37]

Don't have a cow, man!

[HBox]

Now when I say Hello Mr. Thompson and press down on your foot you smile and nod.

[silks]

"Helloooo, My name is Mr. Burns, I believe you have a letter for me..."

"OK Mr. Burns, what's your first name?"

"...I doooon't know...."

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

::whispers horsely:: I got a little tax problem.

[TheMojoPin]

HEYBARTWANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAWANDHOCKEYMASK?!?!?!

Bwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!

[Freakshow]

Don't make me run. I'm full of chocolate.

[DiabloSammich]

(Cletus sits atop a telephone pole...)

Hey, I can call my Ma from up here....

HEY MA!!!!!! GET OFF THE DANG ROOF!!!!

[Freakshow]

I'm just going to stay here and count the cocktail radishes. One. Two. Two radishes.

[A.J.]

I am evil Ho-MER!

I am evil HO-mer! (http://iaeh.ytmnd.com/)

[HBox]

I AM SO SMART! I AM SO SMART! S-M-R-T! I MEAN S-M-A-R-T!

[K.C.]

My baloney has a first name...it's H-O-M-E-R

My baloney has a second name it's H-O-M-E-R

[K.C.]

Hot Dogs

Armour Hot Dogs

What kind of kids like Armour Hot Dogs?

Fat kids...skinny kids....kids who climb on rocks.

Tough kids...sissy kids....even kids with chicken pox.

Love hot dogs....Armour Hot Dogs....the dogs...kids...love....to...biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiite!

[HBox]

Welcome to Itchy and Scratchy Land where nothing can possibli go wrong......... Well, that's the first thing that's ever gone wrong.

[HBox]

When I was 17
I bought some very good beer
I bought some very good beer i purchased with a fake ID
My name was Brian McGee
I stayed up listening to Queen.
When I was 17.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

<table border="0"><tbody><tr><td align="right" nowrap="nowrap" valign="top">Homer Simpson:</td><td> </td><td>Marge, prepare the celebration ham.</td></tr><tr><td align="right" nowrap="nowrap" valign="top">Marge:</td><td> </td><td>All we have left are the earthquake ham and the condolence ham.</td></tr><tr><td align="right" nowrap="nowrap" valign="top">Homer Simpson:</td><td> </td><td>Marge, they're just hams. OK?</td></tr></tbody></table>

[booster11373]

Do you find something funny about the word Trumboner!

[HBox]

Hello! My name is Mr. Snrub and I, uh, come from someplace FAR AWAY. Yes, that will do. Anyway I uh, I say we invest that money back into the Nuclear Plant!

I like the way Snrub thinks!

[BeerBandit]

There's very little meat in these gym mats.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

The babies look unhappy.
Add more balls.

[HBox]

Duff Gardens! HOORAH!!!!!!!!!

[booster11373]

Homer Simpson

Local Man

[BeerBandit]

Maaaaarge, the doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughing at me!

[Freakshow]

There's very little meat in these gym mats.

More testicles means more iron.

[Freakshow]

I know you can read my thoughts, boy. And if I find out you were cutting school your ass is mine. That's right, I think words I would never say.

[Freakshow]

Who holds back the electric car. Who makes Steve Gutenburg a star!

[TheMojoPin]

I know you can read my thoughts, boy. And if I find out you were cutting school your ass is mine. That's right, I think words I would never say.

And I know you can hear MY thoughts, boy! Meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow...

[Freakshow]

what if I was to shake your hand in this manner...

[Freakshow]

Because sometimes the only way to feel good about yourself is to make other people feel bad. And i'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves...

[BeerBandit]

Bart's teacher's name is Krabappel? I've been calling her Krandell. Why didn't anybody tell me? Now I look like an idiot.

[booster11373]

I slugged some jerk in Tahoe....

They gave me 1 to 3....

My high priced lawyer sprung me on a technicality....

I'm just visiting Springfield prison....

I get to sleep at home tonight!

[TheMojoPin]

Stupid Smarch weather.

[BeerBandit]

I'm shopping.

[TheMojoPin]

I don't like the idea of Milhouse having 2 spaghetti dinners in one day.

[El Mudo]

He certainly embiggened that role with his cromulent performance

[El Mudo]

Take my hand with your glove of loooooveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (http://borrowafeelingthesimpsons.ytmnd.com/)

[Freakshow]

I don't like the idea of Milhouse having 2 spaghetti dinners in one day.

Don't touch Willie. Hmm. Good advice.

[TheMojoPin]

La-la-laaa...I love myyyy peach treeeeee...laaaa-laaaa-laaaaaa...

[A.J.]

I don't like the idea of Milhouse having 2 spaghetti dinners in one day.

Willy, please! Mr. Van Houten has the floor.

[A.J.]

Good morning, Ma'am. Good afternoon Sir. It passed noon while I was speaking so that was technically accurate.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Willy hear ya. Willy don't care.

GREASE ME UP WOMAN!!!!!

[A.J.]

My retirement grease!!!

[booster11373]

LIVE FROM THE APPOLO THEATER Its the

Krusty Komedy Klassic

[HBox]

Missing children?

Sounds like Springfield's got a discipline problem.

Maybe that's why we beat them in football nearly half the time.

[BeerBandit]

hmm...two bucks? And it only transports matter?

[TheMojoPin]

NO, NOT IN MY MOUTH....is what they would say!

[Freakshow]

mmmm. Floor Pie.

[DiabloSammich]

Burns - "No, use an open-faced club! A sand wedge!"


Homer - "Mmmmmmmm, open-face club sandwedge......"

[BeerBandit]

You shot who in the what now?

[DiabloSammich]

Simpson! Homer Simpson!
He's the greatest guy in history!

From the...town of Springfield.
He's...about to hit a chestnut tree....


AHHHHH!

[TheMojoPin]

He's...about to hit a chestnut tree....

I already used that line.

10 demerits.

[DiabloSammich]

I already used that line.

10 demerits.



I've been drinking.

And yet, I haven't managed to "erase" any posts.

[TheMojoPin]

Don't make me erase your face.

[DiabloSammich]

Don't make me erase your face.



You're the one with the face.

[TheMojoPin]

Yes...our face.

[Freakshow]

I've been drinking.

And yet, I haven't managed to "erase" any posts.

Don't make me erase your face.

You're the one with the face.

Yes...our face.

When are they going to get to the fireworks factory...

[BeerBandit]

Go Banana!

[booster11373]

Zepplin Rules!

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

He's like a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a vest.

[booster11373]

The rod up that man's butt must have a rod up it's butt

[BeerBandit]

Now let's take a relaxed attitude towards work and watch the baseball match. The Ny(e) Mets are my favorite squadron.

[Freakshow]

I'm not a stabbing hobo, i'm a singing hobo:

Nothing beats the hobo life
stabbing folks with my hobo knife...

[BeerBandit]

Say it Frenchy! Chowdah!

[El Mudo]

Boy I thought that civil war would never end...now to soothe my head with a quiet evening at Ford's Theatre...

Oh no...John Wilkes Booth!!


HASTA LA VISTA....ABEY....*pop* *pop* *pop*

YOURE NEXT...CHESTER A. ARTHUR

We are the mediocre presidents
You wont find our faces on dollars or on cents
There's Taylor, there's Tyler, there's Fillmore and there's Hayes
There's William Henry Harrison..."I died in 30 days!!"

We are the adequate...forgettable...occaisionally regrettable
Caretaker presidents of the

U....S....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!


And yes, I just typed that song completely from memory...I'm pathetic :flush:

[Chip196]

Sorry Marge, Pinchy got all dirty in the yard chasing bird ... but don't worry, I put him in a nice, hot, bath!

hey what smells so good?

PINCHY!!!!!!!!!!!

[A.J.]

Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all! Nothing at all!! NOTHING AT ALL!!!!

[Freakshow]

Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all! Nothing at all!! NOTHING AT ALL!!!!

Stupid sexy Flanders.

[booster11373]

oo.. A fat sarcastic Star Trek fan you must be a hit with the ladies!

[TheMojoPin]

And for God's sake, put some clothes on.

[BeerBandit]

No one who speaks German can be an evil man.

[TheMojoPin]

Oh Margie, you came and you found me a turkey, on my vacation away from work-y.

[A.J.]

"Nobody's gonna take my Ned, gonna teach him to have fun - ooh, he's a Flanders machine..."

[King Hippos Bandaid]

whoa Maestro, there's a NEW Mexico

[Furtherman]

We believe Burns still has the bill hidden somewhere in his house, but all we've ascertained from satellite photos is that it's not on the roof.

[booster11373]

We believe Burns still has the bill hidden somewhere in his house, but all we've ascertained from satellite photos is that it's not on the roof.

Ya saying you want to commit a crime Homer?

[Furtherman]

Ya saying you want to commit a crime Homer?

Maybe. But first I need to hear about some other crimes to get me fired up.

[TheMojoPin]

I am intrigued by your ideas, sir, and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

[DiabloSammich]

FLANNNNNN..DERRRRRRRRRSSSSS!


FLANNNNNNNNNNNNDERRRRRRRRRSSSS!!


What?


GAMESOUTTHERE!!

[Freakshow]

Who are we? The Wildcats!
Who are we going to beat? The Wildcats!

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

You've held me back long enough! i'm going to clown college!

[K.C.]

No one who speaks German can be an evil man.

"Okay...the capital of North Dakota, named after a German leader"


"Hitler!"


"....Hitler, North Dakota??"

[El Mudo]

We believe Burns still has the bill hidden somewhere in his house, but all we've ascertained from satellite photos is that it's not on the roof.


Stay tuned for more scenes from the Simpson house, including when Marge Simpson put out the cat....possibly because it was sexually harrassed, we don't know for sure....



This is the gummy venus de milo, it was fashioned by gummy artisans who work exclusively in the field of gummy

stop saying gummy so much!

[BeerBandit]

You've held me back long enough! i'm going to clown college!
I don't think any of us expected him to say that.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Arnie Pie in the sky with the morning commute. Traffic this morning is as bad as it gets. Due to a fire at the Army testing lab, a bunch of escaped infected monkeys are roaming the expressway. Despite the sweltering heat, don't unroll your windows, 'cause those monkeys seem confused and irritable.

[Mullenax]

Marge to Bart: Where did you pick up such foul language?
Homer: Oop, gotta go, my damn weiner kids are listening.

[A.J.]

The goggles! They do nothing!

[BeerBandit]

Marge: Whatever happened to good old-fashioned town pride?
Lisa: It's been going downhill ever since the lake caught fire.

[Furtherman]

Thrillhouse.

[Freakshow]

Marge to Bart: Where did you pick up such foul language?
Homer: Oop, gotta go, my damn weiner kids are listening.

Marge: You don't have to join a travelling freakshow just because the opportunity came along.
Homer: You know, Marge. In some ways, you and I are very different people...

[BeerBandit]

These babies will be in stores while he's still grappling with the pickle matrix.

ngyah!

[Freakshow]

You're just mad cause there's no clock in your hat.

[TheMojoPin]

You couldn't fool me on the foolingest day of your life with an electrified fooling machine.

[Furtherman]

Oh, sorry I'm late. There was trouble at the lab with the running and the exploding and the crying when the monkeys stole the glasses off my head! MM-HEY!

[Freakshow]

Would anybody like to accompany me to library tomorrow? Notice I no longer say "libary" or "tomorree."

[K.C.]

"Come on, come on!

Crack those Atoms!

You...turn out your pockets!

Atoms!...one, two, three, four, five...six of them!

Take him away!"


"You can't treat the working man this way!...One day, we'll form a union and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve!...Then we'll go too far, and get corrupt and shiftless, and the Japanese will eat us alive!"


"The Japanese?! Those sandal-wearing goldfish-tenders? Bosh, flim-shaw!"

[DiabloSammich]

Work hard, Zutroy, and each day you'll get a shiny nickel!

[TheMojoPin]

Smithers, this monkey will need most of your skin.

[King Hippos Crown]

music is none of my business

[BeerBandit]

It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times!?

[Hottub]

It's not quite breakfast.
It's not quite lunch.
But it comes with a slice of cantelope at the end.

[El Mudo]

Ok every body, here's the plan for rounding up these illegal immigrants....okay first we're gonna go after your tired, then your poor, and then your huddled masses yearning to breathe free


Hey Barney, remember when I said we were gonna have to send away to NASA to get your bar tab?

Oh yeah! haha that was a pretty funny joke!


...This came today....you owe me 73 billion dollars....



When the weight of the world has got ya down
And you want to end your life

Bills to pay..dead end job...problems with your wife
Don't throw in the towel cause there's a place right around the block
Where you can drink your misery awayyy

At flaming...moes...(lets all go to flaming moes)
Where liquor in a mug can warm you like a hug
And happiness...is just a flaming moe away

Happiness...is just a flaming moe away

[El Mudo]

Around the house I never lift a finger
As a husband and a father i'm sub par
I'd rather drink a beer than win father of the year
And i'm happy with things the way they are

I'm getting used to never being noticed
I'm stuck here till i can steal a car
The house is still a mess and i'm going bald from stress
But we're happy with things the way they are

Theyre not perfect but the lord says love they neighbor
shut up flanders
okely dokely do

Dont think its sour grapes but youre all a bunch of apes
and so i must be leaving youuuuuuuuuuuuu

[El Mudo]

Thrillhouse.

Oh you can have bonestorm....i'm totally into this cup and ball now

[El Mudo]

by the way, the Sherry Bobbins song and the Flaming Moes song...completely off the top of my head...no cuttin' and pastin'...


i need help :down:

[Hottub]

Could I get a beer?
Oh yeah, sure.... oh sorry, I forgot we're out of beer.
Aaaaaah!
Oh I know, I got behind on my beer payment, the distributor cut me off, and I spent my last ten grand on the love tester.
It's too late Homer, Barney sucked it dry. Cut his gums up pretty good, too.

[BeerBandit]

It's not quite breakfast.
It's not quite lunch.
But it comes with a slice of cantelope at the end.
tsk tsk Tub. Mojo might get upset if he sees you repeating his posts.

Pray for Mo-jo.

[spot]

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.

[Piuki]

Shut up, Becky!

[Freakshow]

I'm gonna put it to you straight, rummy: Where'd you pinch the hooch? Is some blind Tiger running suds on the side?

[ANC]

It's not quite breakfast.
It's not quite lunch.
But it comes with a slice of cantelope at the end.

It looks like ketchup, it tastes like kecthup, but brother it ain't ketchup

Thrillhouse.

THRILLHO

[Mullenax]

We'll live like kings.
(Pause)
Damn Hell Ass Kings!!!

[ANC]

"I like pizza, I like bagels, I like hot dogs with mustard and beer! I'll eat eggplant, I could even eat a baby deer. La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, Whos the baby deer on the lawn?"

[Mullenax]

Yes I forgot to put the foglights in...

[ANC]

Bart Simpson: Oh, P-U, what where you drinking, gasoline?
Krusty the Clown: Yes, I was drinking gasoline, MOTHER!

[Mullenax]

He's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly"... and replace "dog" with "son."

[Freakshow]

That's where I see the leprachaun. He tells me to burn things.

[ANC]

It is part of my community service for my Glug Glug, Vroom Vroom, Thump Thump!

[A.J.]

Can't sleep. Clown will eat me.

[Freakshow]

yarrrr. I hate the sea and everything in it.

[ANC]

"Hi, Principal Skinner! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"

[Freakshow]

I think I hate Ted Koppel. No, wait. I find him informative and witty.

[ANC]

Homer: You put da beer in da coconut and drink it all up. You put da beer in da coconut and throw da can away ...

[throws a beer can at Ned]
Ned: Homer!

Homer: You throw da can away ...

[throws another beer can]

Ned: I said, Homer!

Homer: You throw da can away.

[Freakshow]

Everyone know rock acheived perfection in 1974.

[Freakshow]

Boy, the way the Bee Gees played
Movies John Travolta made
Guessing how much Elvis weighed
Those were the days

[A.J.]

Oh save me Jebus!

[Freakshow]

And you knew where you were then
Watching shows like Gentle Ben
Mister, we could use a man like Sheriff Lobo again

[Furtherman]

Drinking has ruined my life. I'm 31 years old!

[Freakshow]

"Disco Duck" and Fleetwood Mac
Coming out of my eight-track
Michael Jackson still was black
Those were the days

[BeerBandit]

Burns: Have you ever seen the sun set at 3 pm?

Sea Captain: Aye once when I was sailing round the arctic.

[El Mudo]

Everyone know rock acheived perfection in 1974.

Its a scientific fact!


Hey Lis do you smell that?

Yeah what is that? It kinda smells like....Otto's jacket

Get away from me Narc!
Who's the Narc!?
That fat Jamaican guy!
We dont want your hate crimes here Narc!!! HAAATE CRIMEESSS!!!!!!!

[IamFogHat]

I haven't looked at this thread because I assumed you were using a Simpsons quote as a pun for a story about your dental plan at work or some shit. I need to stop jumping to conclusions.

[BeerBandit]

Marge: I'm a lucky woman.
Homer: And I'm a wonderful man.

[El Mudo]

I haven't looked at this thread because I assumed you were using a Simpsons quote as a pun for a story about your dental plan at work or some shit. I need to stop jumping to conclusions.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/18/70384439_ba1fd5b9de.jpg

[El Mudo]

See, that's a typo...it should read

Works on retainer? No , Money down!

I probably shouldn't have this bar association logo on here either

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Go back to Russia!!!

[A.J.]

Over, under in and out -- that's what shoe-tying is all about!

[El Mudo]

Go back to Russia!!!

"Its just a little dirty! Its still good! its still good!"

"Its just a little slimy! Its still good! Its still good!"

"Its just a little airborne! Its still good! Its still go-"

"Its gone"

"Yeah I know..."


That also has one of my favourite lines that I use all the time, from Apu:

"Live and let live...you know...like Paul's song"

"Actually that was Live and Let Die"

"Whatever whatever"


So now I always call that song "live and let live"

[Freakshow]

See, that's a typo...it should read

Works on retainer? No , Money down!

I probably shouldn't have this bar association logo on here either

Lisa: You are invited to Homer's BBBQ. The extra 'B' is for BYOBB
Bart: What's that extra B for?
Homer: That's a typo.

[NewYorkDragons80]

Lisa: You are invited to Homer's BBBQ. The extra 'B' is for BYOBB
Bart: What's that extra B for?
Homer: That's a typo.

I think of that every time I hear BYOB.

[BeerBandit]

Spin the middleside topwise. Topwise!

[El Mudo]

I think of that every time I hear BYOB.

Me too...that ep has a ton of great lines...I love the Flanders Family Reunion


Here's Jose Flanders!

Buenos Ding Dong Diddly Dias senor!


You don't...eat cheese?

No! I dont eat anything that is made from or comes from an animal!

Oh...why...you must think i'm a monster!

Why yes I do!

[ANC]

Moe: Go home, science girl!
Lisa: I am home!
Moe: Good, stay there.

[BeerBandit]

mmm...forbidden donut.

[El Mudo]

I love the Beer Baron episode...there's just something about the way Marge yells BEER! When Homer runs into her and knocks over all the bowling balls that really makes me laugh

"Who wants a bathtub mint julep?"

*stills exploding*

"Oh i'm sorry Marge! I shouldnt have had that bean for dinner!"

*boom*

"Oh! excuse me!"

[Freakshow]

I love the Beer Baron episode...there's just something about the way Marge yells BEER! When Homer runs into her and knocks over all the bowling balls that really makes me laugh

"Who wants a bathtub mint julep?"

*stills exploding*

"Oh i'm sorry Marge! I shouldnt have had that bean for dinner!"

*boom*

"Oh! excuse me!"

Rex Banner: You're out there somewhere Beer Baron, and i'm going to catch you.
Homer (distant): No, you won't.
Rex Banner: Yes I will
Homer: No, you won't.

[El Mudo]

Are you the beer baron?

Yes...but only by night...by day I am a mild mannered reporter for a major metropolitan newspaper

Don't crack wise with me tubby!

Tubby?! what...oh...yes...

How bout you? Are you the beer baron?

Well, if you mean root beer baron I'm gill diddly ilty as char diddly arged!

Hmm....he's not the baron but he sounds drunk anyway

this one i had to cut and paste

Quimby: Demand? Who are you to demand anything? I run this town. You're just a bunch of low-income nobodies!
Assistant: Uh, election in November. Election in November...
Quimby: What?? Again?? This stupid country

[A.J.]

Perhaps you are all homosexuals!

[ANC]

From one of the Treehouse of Horror shorts:

Homer: We can outsmart those dolphins. Don't forget -- we invented computers, leg warmers, bendy straws, peel-and-eat shrimp, the glory hole, AND the pudding cup.

I almost fell off my chair when I realized he said "glory hole".

[El Mudo]

Bart's best prank was the thing with the bull horns...

TESTINGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Whoa whoa....slow down tubby! Youre not on the moon yet!

"Since you come from a public school we assume you are already proficient in weaponry, so we're gonna start you on something a little more advanced"

Wiggum: Now, what I am about to show you next may shock and educate
you. Hold onto your values as we step through the looking
glass into a hippie pot party.
[flicks a switch, lighting a mannequin with a joint crudely
stuck to his mouth]
While Johnny Welfare plays acid rock on a stolen guitar, his
old lady has a better idea.
[lights up another mannequin, of a woman opening wide to eat
a baby sandwich. The crowd gasps]
That's right, she's got the munchies for a California
Cheeseburger.

[Freakshow]

Thanks, Mr. Simpson. Because of you, we're all taking golden showers.

[El Mudo]

I'm shocked that for once Dad's butt prevented the release of toxic ga- BART!!!!

I'm a big fat Dynamo!!

Now where's that cake!?

Don't make me get my reaching broom!

I hear that guy's ass has its own ZIP code!


I just want to see Honk If Youre Horny in Peace!
Sir, if you'll calm down I'll gladly treat you to a trashbag full of popcorn!

We're sorry, the numbers you have use to dial the phone...are too fat...

Fish sandwich? I dunno...

I want to see more Teddy Roosevelts and less Franklin Roosevelts!

Carpal tunnel syndrome? No
Lumber lung? No
Juggler's Despair? No
Achy Breaky Pelvis? No....Oh I'm sick of being so healthy!

[Freakshow]

Florida? But that's America's wang.

[A.J.]

Lisa: Dad, how can you work for a man like Mr. Burns?
Homer: Well, he's not all bad. He did send me this nice thank-you card.
Lisa: [reading it] "Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie." Dad, this doesn't
have your name on it.
[Homer looks closely at the card, then lowers it slowly]
Homer: Kids, would you step outside for a second?
[the kids run out]
[standing up] F --
[a church organ plays a chord; birds fly away; everyone stops]
Ned: Dear Lord! That's the loudest profanity I've ever heard.

[Furtherman]

Did you ever notice how men always leave the toilet seat up?



Dat's the joke....

[Judge Smails]

Marge, this is the most fun I've ever had giving you wood.

[El Mudo]

Lisa: Dad, how can you work for a man like Mr. Burns?
Homer: Well, he's not all bad. He did send me this nice thank-you card.
Lisa: [reading it] "Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie." Dad, this doesn't
have your name on it.
[Homer looks closely at the card, then lowers it slowly]
Homer: Kids, would you step outside for a second?
[the kids run out]
[standing up] F --
[a church organ plays a chord; birds fly away; everyone stops]
Ned: Dear Lord! That's the loudest profanity I've ever heard.

Reminds me of when he put on the helmet when he learned Bart was stranded in Tennessee

I am going to send your brother the money to get home...and then I will murder him


I spent our last 10 dollars on this talking Al Gore doll!
You...are...hearing...me...talk...

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Well you gotta hand it to those dolphins, they just wanted it more

[Freakshow]

http://assets.espn.go.com/i/magazine/new/homer_marge.jpg

Marge. Can we switch places? I don't trust these guys.

[A.J.]

It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.