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El Mudo

09-18-2008, 05:41 AM

I can't do this one justice by typing it

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Best part's when he puts it in the garbage disposal

ANC

09-24-2008, 06:48 AM

Lenny: Alcohol and night swimming, it's a winning combination!

Freakshow

09-24-2008, 06:59 AM

Silly customer. You cannot harm a Twinkie.

K.C.

09-26-2008, 02:44 PM

Queen of the Harpies!!

Queen of the Harpies!!!

Queen of the Harpies!!!!!!

Here's your crown, your majesty!!!!!!!

Queen of the Harpies!!!!!!!!!

Judge Smails

09-26-2008, 03:03 PM

Mr. Burns: Dogs are idiots! Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say?

Smithers: If you did it, sir?

Freakshow

09-26-2008, 03:06 PM

the square of the hypotenuse of an isosoles trinagle is equal to the sum of the square of the two remaining sides.

BeerBandit

09-26-2008, 04:34 PM

http://www.illamentalentertainment.com/inside/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/pete.jpg

Aye, that's Handsome Pete. He dances fer nickels.

TheMojoPin

09-26-2008, 08:58 PM

Can I be a boooooooozzzzzehounnnnnnnnnd?

Not 'tilllllll you'rrrrrre fifteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnn...

TheMojoPin

09-26-2008, 09:02 PM

the square of the hypotenuse of an isosoles trinagle is equal to the sum of the square of the two remaining sides.

That's a RIGHT triangle, you idiot!

BeerBandit

09-27-2008, 10:22 AM

Hey there lamppost, whatcha knowin'
I've come to watch your power flowin'

Freakshow

09-29-2008, 04:44 AM

That's a RIGHT triangle, you idiot!

d'oh.

No one must know I dropped them in the toilet.

BeerBandit

09-29-2008, 06:08 AM

Can I beeeee any more of a house?

Freakshow

09-30-2008, 06:49 AM

http://cookiepuss.ytmnd.com/

A.J.

09-30-2008, 07:18 AM

The bee stung my bottom and now my bottom is big!

Freakshow

09-30-2008, 11:45 AM

The bee stung my bottom and now my bottom is big!

Hello Dean? You are a stupid head.

BeerBandit

09-30-2008, 05:10 PM

Way to breathe, no breath.

booster11373

09-30-2008, 05:27 PM

Way to breathe, no breath.

Sanjay to the entrance with the windex, Sanjay to the entrace with the windex

BeerBandit

10-03-2008, 07:49 AM

What I'm saying is, all we have to do is go down to the pound and get a new jazzman.

Judge Smails

10-03-2008, 07:55 AM

Homer will vote for Obama in this year's Treehouse of Horror episode.

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booster11373

10-07-2008, 09:23 AM

Books and Cocoa in the same store! Whats next a talking Banana?

K.C.

10-11-2008, 01:20 PM

Had a couple episodes in my Tivo that I was watching today.

This parody killed me...

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:clap:

Rob roccoli

12-04-2008, 09:08 PM

Gas break honk.

Gas break honk.

Honk honk punch.

Gas gas gas.

Shavin' my shoulders. Gettin' the hair all shaved off.

Rob roccoli

12-04-2008, 09:12 PM

Why don't you use an open faced club, Homer? You know, like a sandwedge.

UUUMMMMMMM, open-faced club sandwedge.

Slumbag

12-04-2008, 09:15 PM

Uncle Moe, HERE I AM! Uncle Moe, THANK YOU MA'AM!!!!
This'll be a treat, Uncle Moe, HERE I AM, WHILE YA EAT!!!!!!!!
........please take the basket off my head, the fries are extremely hot.

Judge Smails

12-04-2008, 09:25 PM

Who here remembers this crime against humanity?

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Rob roccoli

12-04-2008, 10:04 PM

It gets thirty Hectares to the litre. PUT IT IN "H"!!!

Slumbag

12-04-2008, 10:05 PM

I traded your soul for Pogs..........Alf Pogs.

You remember Alf, Bart? He's back, in Pog Form.

PapaBear

12-04-2008, 10:14 PM

It was I, you fools! The man you trusted wasn't Wavy Gravy at all! And all this time, I've been smoking harmless tobacco!

jauble

12-04-2008, 10:23 PM

I traded your soul for Pogs..........Alf Pogs.

You remember Alf, Bart? He's back, in Pog Form.

Slummy you rule.

Freakshow

12-05-2008, 04:31 AM

It gets thirty Hectares to the litre. PUT IT IN "H"!!!

What country is this car from?

NYHCmikeX

12-05-2008, 11:59 AM

I'll be right back. I'm going outside to....stalk.....Lenny and Carl.

Rob roccoli

12-18-2008, 12:57 AM

It tastes like burning.

Rob roccoli

12-18-2008, 12:58 AM

Mr. Burns puts Homers brain and spine on his head, "Look at me! I'm Davey Crockett!"

Rob roccoli

12-18-2008, 12:59 AM

You have to love the stoned Homer montage when he's shaving and all the rainbows come out of his face.

Slumbag

12-18-2008, 01:03 AM

Marge. May I play Devils Advocate for a moment?
http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g212/nicoleavila75/devils_advocate.jpg

johnniewalker

12-18-2008, 01:41 AM

I traded your soul for Pogs..........Alf Pogs.

You remember Alf, Bart? He's back, in Pog Form.

You made me remember...

Bart: 'Scuse me, my good man, I have five hundred dollars to blow.
What've you got?
CBG: Behold, the ultimate Pog. (indicates the Steve Allen Pog)
Bart: I'll take it.

johnniewalker

12-18-2008, 01:45 AM

Who here remembers this crime against humanity?

That is unbelievable, I had to look it up to see if it was real. . This is what wiki says.

""Do the Bartman" was recorded in 1990. It was the number one music video on America's MTV network between January and March 1991.[citation needed] It was also an international success, being the UK number one single on February 16, 1991, staying there for a further two weeks. The song's success in the UK was remarkable, given that at that time The Simpsons had not yet been shown on British terrestrial television, and wasn't for a further 5 years. The single went on to sell over half a million copies, being certified Gold by the BPI.[1] It ended 1991 as the 7th best-selling single of that year in the UK. [2] It was not released as a single in the United States or Canada, although it did receive extensive airplay on radio stations in both countries.

The single performed well in Ireland, where it spent 9 weeks at Number 1 on the Irish Singles Chart. Only 6 singles have ever managed a longer run at Number 1 in Ireland. "Do The Bartman" was also the 11th highest selling single in Australia in 1991 after hitting #1 in March 1991. It was shown in international theatres with the Tim Burton film, Edward Scissorhands."

Rob roccoli

12-18-2008, 02:29 AM

"Up and atom!"
"Up and at them."
"No. Up and atom!"
"Up and at them."
"Arrgghhh"

Rob roccoli

12-18-2008, 02:32 AM

I've always wanted to be a surly union worker. (begin stretch off)

Rob roccoli

12-18-2008, 02:33 AM

McBain, that cannon of yours is against regulations! In this department we go by the book!
Bye, bye book.

booster11373

01-17-2009, 09:32 AM

Did somebody say Box-kites..........

Fiendish99

01-19-2009, 07:43 PM

"Lenny = white, Carl = black"

K.C.

01-28-2009, 03:58 AM

Bart: Ok, we're young...rich...and full of sugar. What do we do?

Milhouse: Let's go crazy BROADWAY STYLE!!!

El Mudo

01-28-2009, 04:09 AM

I've always wanted to be a surly union worker. (begin stretch off)

That's one of my favourites!

"I've always wanted to be a teamster!....So lazy and surly..."

ToiletCrusher

01-28-2009, 05:11 AM

That's one of my favourites!

"I've always wanted to be a teamster!....So lazy and surly..."

With a u ???

TjM

01-28-2009, 06:47 AM

:laugh:

I leave [as inheritance] these: a box of mint-condition 1918 liberty-head silver dollars. You see, back in those days, rich men would ride around in Zeppelins, dropping coins on people, and one day I seen J. D. Rockefeller flying by. So I run of the house with a big washtub and… hey! Where are you going?
... Anyway, about my washtub. I’d just used it that morning to wash my turkey, which in those days was known as... a walking bird. We'd always have walking bird on Thanksgiving with all the trimmings: cranberries, injun eyes, yams stuffed with gunpowder. Then we'd all watch football, which in those days was called "baseball"...
... Eh, why didn't you get something useful, like storm windows, or a nice pipe organ? I'm thirsty! Ew, what smells like mustard? There're sure a lot of ugly people in your neighborhood. Oh! Look at that one. Ow, my glaucoma just got worse. The president isn’t Democrat! Hello? I can't unbuckle my seat belt. Hello? [honks car horn] There are too many leaves in your walkway...

BeerBandit

01-28-2009, 02:37 PM

I'm cold and there are wolves after me.

El Mudo

01-29-2009, 04:02 AM

With a u ???

Always...like "favour" or "rumour"

It just looks better, and it makes me look more educated and worldly. I'll also use "defence", "offence" and "centre"

ANC

01-29-2009, 04:12 AM

Always...like "favour" or "rumour"

It just looks better, and it makes me look more educated and worldly. I'll also use "defence", "offence" and "centre"

My company used to be British owned, I just recently broke myself of this habit.

Slumbag

01-29-2009, 10:53 PM

Homer: My ears are burning.
Lisa: I wasn't talking about you, Dad.
Homer: No, my ears are really burning. I wanted to see inside, so I lit a Q-tip.

weekapaugjz

01-29-2009, 11:18 PM

white guys have names like lenny, whereas black guys have names like carl.

weekapaugjz

01-29-2009, 11:19 PM

i call the big one bitey.

weekapaugjz

01-29-2009, 11:22 PM

im like the guy who single handedly built the rocket and flew to the moon. what was his name? apollo creed?

TjM

01-30-2009, 02:35 AM

The word unblowupable has been thrown around allot lately

BOOOM!

So now we see what can potentially happen

ToiletCrusher

01-30-2009, 01:21 PM

"You only move twice"

on right now. thank you canadian tv.

Hank Scorpio!!!

Freakshow

02-18-2009, 06:50 PM

TV : Are you stuck in a deadend job?
Homer : Maybe.
TV : Are you sitting on your couch in front of the tv ...
Homer : What's it to you?
TV : Are you on to your 3rd beer of the evening?
Homer : Does whiskey count as beer?

BeerBandit

03-03-2009, 10:00 AM

And that's how, with a few minor adjustments, you can turn a regular gun into five guns.

ANC

03-03-2009, 10:12 AM

"Oh Lisa, that's a load of rich creamery butter!"

Friday

03-03-2009, 10:13 AM

"Oh Lisa, that's a load of rich creamery butter!"

you seem to be doing this a lot today :bye:

A.J.

03-03-2009, 10:14 AM

"It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography."

ANC

03-03-2009, 10:16 AM

you seem to be doing this a lot today :bye:

:lol: It was applicable in both threads this time.. I'm not suffering from disneyspy disease...... yet :unsure:

disneyspy

03-03-2009, 10:17 AM

:lol: It was applicable in both threads this time.. I'm not suffering from disneyspy disease...... yet :unsure:

wtf! its a humility thing

disneyspy

03-03-2009, 10:18 AM

oh wait,you're not talkin about not baten

ANC

03-03-2009, 10:18 AM

wtf! its a humility thing

:wink:

Hottub

03-03-2009, 10:23 AM

I was thinking of

We take 18 ounces of sizzling ground beef, then soak it in rich, creamery butter. Then we top it off with bacon, ham and a fried egg.

Hottub

03-03-2009, 10:27 AM

I was thinking of

We take 18 ounces of sizzling ground beef, then soak it in rich, creamery butter. Then we top it off with bacon, ham and a fried egg.

ANC

03-03-2009, 10:29 AM

I was thinking of

We take 18 ounces of sizzling ground beef, then soak it in rich, creamery butter. Then we top it off with bacon, ham and a fried egg.

I was thinking of

We take 18 ounces of sizzling ground beef, then soak it in rich, creamery butter. Then we top it off with bacon, ham and a fried egg.

Alright! We get it! We heard you the first time!

:wink:

disneyspy

03-03-2009, 10:31 AM

Alright! We get it! We heard you the first time!

:wink:

its sad when they get old and just drift away like that

Hottub

03-03-2009, 10:32 AM

The board had a 1.x moment. Not my fault.

BeerBandit

03-03-2009, 10:50 AM

And to drink...Meatballs.

NewYorkDragons80

03-03-2009, 01:56 PM

"Nothing's wrong, except for a visit from the BOOGEYMAN!! Which never would've happened if you were here."

That line kills me because not only does Homer think the Boogeyman is set to attack, but he abandons that the second Marge shows up, and realizes it mid-sentence.

Slumbag

03-03-2009, 07:32 PM

You better bacon up that sausage, boy.

BeerBandit

03-04-2009, 04:49 AM

The next place he robs better have a ramp.

Slumbag

03-09-2009, 09:23 PM

All day long, I have been laughing to myself thinking of Homer screaming at Bachman Turner Overdrive.

"Oh no, no new crap, Taking Care of Business RIGHT NOW!"

BTO plays Taking Care of Bussiness

"Get to the working overtime part!!!!!!!!"

BeerBandit

03-10-2009, 04:28 AM

Come on people, someone ordered the London Symphony Orchestra. Possibly while high... Cypress Hill, I'm looking in your direction.

K.C.

03-26-2009, 06:24 PM

Great sequence:

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ANC

04-17-2009, 05:46 AM

"Look at me, I'm Angie Dickinson! Out of my way!"

Slumbag

04-22-2009, 07:04 PM

Wiggum: Lou dropped rank cause he brought me my coffee cold.
Lou: Chief, you said you wanted an ice coffee.
Wiggum: No. I said I wanted a NICE coffee.

aceofspades7

04-27-2009, 08:39 AM

best simpsons episode ever!

saw this on spring break in key west - storm of the century hit the next day

silks

04-27-2009, 12:21 PM

"Ooh, ooh, 'An Evening with Philip Glass' - Just an evening!?"

Slumbag

05-04-2009, 11:06 PM

Waylon Smithers: His waggle is no match for yours, sir. I've never seen you lose a game. Except for that one in '74 when you let Richard Nixon win. That was very kind of you, sir.
Mr. Burns: Oh, he just looked so forlorn, Smithers, with his
[imitating Nixon]
Mr. Burns: "Oh, I can't go to prison, Monty. They'll eat me alive!"
[Smithers laughs]
Mr. Burns: I wonder if this Homer Nixon is any relation?
Waylon Smithers: Unlikely, sir. They spell and pronounce their names differently.

Freakshow

08-28-2009, 02:57 PM

Lisa: I'm Princess Margaret!
Bart: I'm Al Unser Jr.!
Homer: I'm Drunk!

PapaBear

08-28-2009, 09:36 PM

Marge: We got the popcorn. Did you get Waiting to Exhale?
Homer: Well, they put us on the Waiting to Exhale waiting list, but they said don't hold your breath.

TooLowBrow

08-28-2009, 09:48 PM

Marge: We got the popcorn. Did you get Waiting to Exhale?
Homer: Well, they put us on the Waiting to Exhale waiting list, but they said don't hold your breath.

gonna paint this wagon!

Freakshow

08-29-2009, 04:32 AM

Homer; The evening began with an evening at the gentleman's club, discussing Wittgenstein over a game of Backgammon.
Agent Skully: Mr. Simpson...
Homer: Fine, I was sitting in the car with Barney eating packets of mustard. Ya happy?

ScottFromGA

08-29-2009, 06:38 AM

Abe Simpson

I'm an old man! I hate everything but Matlock! OOOH, its on now!

found this...if its not been posted already....

http://www.funny-games.biz/cartoon/abe-simpson-soundboard.html

http://www.realmofdarkness.net/pranks/simpsoncharacters-soundboards.htm

ScottFromGA

08-29-2009, 06:49 AM

Moe: Yeah just a sec, I'll check....Amanda Hugginkiss? Hey, I'm looking for Amanda Hugginkiss? Why can't I find Amanda Hugginkiss? ::bar laughs::

Barney: Maybe your standards are to high! ::bar laughs::

Moe: You little SOB, if I ever find out who you are I'm gonna shove a sausage down your throat and stick starvin dogs in your butt!

weekapaugjz

12-02-2009, 07:02 PM

a noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.

Judge Smails

12-02-2009, 08:31 PM

My momma brought some of these boom potatoes back from Iraq.

K.C.

12-04-2009, 02:21 PM

weekapaugjz

01-22-2010, 07:12 PM

what's the point of putting socks on if i'm just going to take them off a week later...

ScottFromGA

01-23-2010, 11:32 AM

K.C.

07-27-2010, 05:26 PM

A lot more Simpsons clips on YouTube now...

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