My plan to void my jury selection

[Hottub]

...and to increase my wardrobe.

I have been selected to the Grand Jury, starting Dec 14th. It apparently runs for 9 weeks. I have a few shirts lined up and ready to go for each appearance, but I want MORE!
I've got R&F, O&A, The Experience, The Posse, but I need a LOT MORE!!

Off the top of my head, I want Unhallowed, BWO, Garden State Roller Derby, Crankcase , Glenwood, Art Of The Topless, TINR, or any friend of the board who wants to contribute.
It will hopefully keep me out of the jury box, but if I do get picked for a mob trial, it could get you free exposure on national TV!

If you want to contribute, send me a PM

Tub. (one of 12 angry men)

[sailor]

just don't try wearin' a ball cap. they get touchy about that. best of luck!

[PapaBear]

How about shrinking a posse T, and cutting off the mid drift?

[TeeBone]

How does that saying go about 'removing all doubt?'

[King Hippos Bandaid]

talk really fast and interupt, that annoys the hell out of people

I do it alot and use it to my advantage

:king:

[reillyluck]

i'd let you use my "don hates stugots" shirt, but i'll be rocking that on santa monica blvd.

[Bossanova]

Go Larry Flynt style "Fuck this court"

[SatCam]

tell them you post on rf.net

[tele7]

Mrs' Tub....your husband has been absent 9 times.

http://www.80s.com/saveferris/images/ed/sly.jpg

[Marc with a c]

when they give you the date just pretend you forgot and thought it was the next day.

[tele7]

I served on a Grand Jury last year. Out of 80 of us they selected 23. It turned out to be a great experience, and I actually missed it when it was over.

[Don Stugots]

i'd let you use my "don hates stugots" shirt, but i'll be rocking that on santa monica blvd.

we need to have pics of that.


Tub, pull the Ronnie B gimmick and say you are a shock jock.

[torker]

I'd just wear the Whatley Posse one for the 9 week duration.

[TeeBone]

http://www.novelty-t-shirts.net/tshirts/fuck-sign.gif

[joethebartender]

I've bought a few from these guys at tshirt hell and I think that you should wear this one on selection day if you want out:

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a323/a323_bm.gif

love,
-Joe

[sailor]

"You're out of order! You're out of order! The whole trial is out of order! They're out of order! That man, that sick, crazy, depraved man, raped and beat that woman there, and he'd like to do it again! It's just a show! It's a show! It's "Let's Make A Deal"! "Let's Make A Deal"! Hey Frank, you wanna "Make A Deal"? I got an insane judge who likes to beat the shit out of women! Whaddya wanna gimme Frank, 3 weeks probation?"

[Heather 8]

I think a shirt with "SECTION 8" on it would be FABulous. I'll consult with the husband.

[A.J.]

Say "he/she is guilty and there's nothing that can convince me otherwise".

It works, believe me.

[topless_mike]

would be more hysterical if could find and wear this tshirt to court

http://www.movieposter.com/posters/archive/main/12/A70-6480

or

http://www.nndb.com/people/390/000022324/oj-simpson-mshot.jpg

[badmonkey]

Tell them you have a dog that can sniff out guilt and ask if it's cool to bring him. When they say no, tell them it's ok because your lucky quarter hasn't failed you yet. If all else fails, the badmonkey behind bars shirt will probably get you branded as a racist and permanently removed from jury duty for your state.

http://logo.cafepress.com/1/5233530.1568371.jpg

[Don Stugots]

I think I have a garden state roller girls shirt that I can give you.

a god hates stugots shirt might be possible too.

[Ritalin]

9 weeks? I have Grand Jury duty in New York starting on the 3rd, and that only runs 20 days. 9 weeks is brutal.

[FANDICK]

I have a shirt that has about a hundred phrases using the word "fuck"

You can borrow it if you want.

:thumbup:

[Dougie Brootal]

i got a couple unhallowed shirts. but you cant have them! :devil2:













































































because they shrunk in the laundry and dont fit me anymore.

[IMSlacker]

This one might do the trick. (http://www.bant-shirts.com/Charles-Manson-t-shirt.htm)

http://www.bant-shirts.com/images/nonph/Manson-320.gif

[JerseyRich]

Glennwood Tshirts are out of production and Crankcase TShirts were never in production.

Soorry.

[topless_mike]

my old boss had grand jury over in newark.
every thursday for 18 months.

i was like wtf is that. evidently its something really really important

[topless_mike]

hey.. AoTT shirts are always available (http://www.cafepress.com/artofthetopless) for your wearing or fucking in pleasure

[JustJon]

Glennwood Tshirts are out of production and Crankcase TShirts were never in production.

Soorry.

Does that make my Glenwood CD a collector's item?

[Hottub]

What about my vintage Whack shirt?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

maybe a shirt claiming the OJ Jury was right would get you out of jury duty

:king:

[A.J.]

Show up dressed in a Star Trek officer's uniform. (http://www.cnn.com/US/fringe/9603/03-14/trek.html)

http://www.cnn.com/US/fringe/9603/03-14/salute_lrg.jpg

[drjoek]

I would be glad to write you a Doctors excuse note

Food Poisoning from Bagged Pizza
Anal prolapse
Carpal tunnel syndrome from posting too many gay posts
Swollen Prostate from sperm back up


Any of these sound about right?

PM me and I will fill in any symptoms you may be embarrassed to share here on .net

[Heather 8]

Objection! I will not stand for you slandering Bag o' Pizza. :annoyed:

[Reynolds]

My plan was similar to this.... only I wore a funny shirt and stayed home.

[ralphbxny]

Blow the guy next to you as soon as they sit you down.

[buzzard]

...and to increase my wardrobe.

I have been selected to the Grand Jury, starting Dec 14th. It apparently runs for 9 weeks. I have a few shirts lined up and ready to go for each appearance, but I want MORE!
I've got R&F, O&A, The Experience, The Posse, but I need a LOT MORE!!

Off the top of my head, I want Unhallowed, BWO, Garden State Roller Derby, Crankcase , Glenwood, Art Of The Topless, TINR, or any friend of the board who wants to contribute.
It will hopefully keep me out of the jury box, but if I do get picked for a mob trial, it could get you free exposure on national TV!

If you want to contribute, send me a PM

Tub. (one of 12 angry men)

how about a 3X Tropicana or Harrah's T-shirt?

[TooLowBrow]

I'd just wear the Whatley Posse one for the 9 week duration.

wear the same exact outfit, like fez did, see if anyone notices, like no one did when fez tried it

[topless_mike]

not to by donnie downer or anything, but if you go in there intentionally trying to get out of jury duty, they highly frown upon that and react as such.

[S0S]

HAHA you couldn't get out of this one.

:innocent::tongue:

[cougarjake13]

...and to increase my wardrobe.

I have been selected to the Grand Jury, starting Dec 14th. It apparently runs for 9 weeks. I have a few shirts lined up and ready to go for each appearance, but I want MORE!
I've got R&F, O&A, The Experience, The Posse, but I need a LOT MORE!!

Off the top of my head, I want Unhallowed, BWO, Garden State Roller Derby, Crankcase , Glenwood, Art Of The Topless, TINR, or any friend of the board who wants to contribute.
It will hopefully keep me out of the jury box, but if I do get picked for a mob trial, it could get you free exposure on national TV!

If you want to contribute, send me a PM

Tub. (one of 12 angry men)



just for my curiousity

do they pay more for a grand jury selection ???

[lleeder]

My plan to void my jury selection ...and to increase my wardrobe.


Am I the only one that read this part and immediately thought...dresses, lots of flowery dresses...?

[furie]

9 weeks?! I thought those ran for just 1 month!

[Hottub]

I start my first day today. I'm going with the Experience shirt.

If the courthouse provides wireless, I'll be in the listening thread for a little while today.

[Yosammity]

...and to increase my wardrobe.

I have been selected to the Grand Jury, starting Dec 14th. It apparently runs for 9 weeks. I have a few shirts lined up and ready to go for each appearance, but I want MORE!
I've got R&F, O&A, The Experience, The Posse, but I need a LOT MORE!!

Off the top of my head, I want Unhallowed, BWO, Garden State Roller Derby, Crankcase , Glenwood, Art Of The Topless, TINR, or any friend of the board who wants to contribute.
It will hopefully keep me out of the jury box, but if I do get picked for a mob trial, it could get you free exposure on national TV!

If you want to contribute, send me a PM

Tub. (one of 12 angry men)

You wear a shirt to jury duty?

[topless_mike]

I start my first day today. I'm going with the Experience shirt.

If the courthouse provides wireless, I'll be in the listening thread for a little while today.

its today the bullshit day, or does the hearing start today.
if its the hearing, glad your paying attention!

[drjoek]

Wear a nice smelly bathrobe everyday

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.cnn.com/US/9603/crazy_godfather/gigante_bathrobe_movie.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.cnn.com/US/9603/crazy_godfather/&h=203&w=151&sz=17&hl=en&start=12&um=1&tbnid=zRG5_KcChWRXiM:&tbnh=105&tbnw=78&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dvincent%2Bthe%2Bchin%2Bgigante%26ndsp %3D20%26svnum%3D10%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26rls%3DGGLG ,GGLG:2005-31,GGLG:en%26sa%3DN

[Kris10]

Hope it goes quickly for ya!

[Hottub]

If you are keeping score at home.
Yesterday was 10 true bills, 2 no bills, and an hour & 10 minutes listening to the show.


Damn you, Bennington! You've got to let me know your secret!