Passing a Drug Test....

[waltermitty]

Ok... Heres the situation....

Suppose that walter's friend recently got arrested for possesion of a small amount of marijuana....
This friend has a court date on Nov. 28th... The outcome will most likely be Probation and a bit of community service.....
Walter's friend will have to pass a drug test for probation within 1-2 weeks of the courtdate...
This friend has smoked on a regular basis since Bill Clinton was in office.....

So... 5+ yrs of regular use and 3-4 weeks to get clean......
Besides not smoking anymore, what else can be done to ensure a clean test????

[ralphbxny]

Prayer!:help:

[TheGameHHH]

Walter, I'm not sure. Let me share a recent story. Hypothetically, last week TheGameHHH was finally offered a job he really, really loved in a field that he wants to spend his life working in. In order to continue working TheGameHHH had to pass a drug test. For 28 days prior TheGameHHH didn't smoke because he knew a test might be involved, he went sober as a judge. He took the test and tested positive for pot. TheGameHHH was then fired. I don't know what to tell you.

[Slumbag]

Ok... Heres the situation....

Suppose that walter's friend recently got arrested for possesion of a small amount of marijuana....
This friend has a court date on Nov. 28th... The outcome will most likely be Probation and a bit of community service.....
Walter's friend will have to pass a drug test for probation within 1-2 weeks of the courtdate...
This friend has smoked on a regular basis since Bill Clinton was in office.....

So... 5+ yrs of regular use and 3-4 weeks to get clean......
Besides not smoking anymore, what else can be done to ensure a clean test????


Normally, when you start probation, you can fail your first drug test without penalty. Then the levels just need to go down after that. I'm not sure how things work where you're at, but that's how it works in Indy.

[BoondockSaint]

Edit: I was just trying to make the point that Slumbag made.

[Snoogans]

yea you can fail as long as the levels keep going down. he will be fine

[Don Stugots]

i never smoked before but does that gold seal stuff work?

[Snoogans]

i never smoked before but does that gold seal stuff work?

golden seal doesnt, but there are things that do. Problem is, probations and paroles usually test for those additives too

[Bossanova]

Same as everyone else, also flush your(er his ) system. Lots of water, chamomile, black tea. You could go with store bought cleansers but the can test for that, you have pleanty of time and leeway

[Don Stugots]

golden seal doesnt, but there are things that do. Problem is, probations and paroles usually test for those additives too

sneaky pricks.

[Chigworthy]

Move out here to CA. DA's will not prosecute unless you're trafficking.

[JPMNICK]

try not to lose weight, the THC is stored in your fat cells and if you drop some weight it can be seen on the test.

[PapaBear]

I think what everyone else said about the first test is almost always true. They almost expect the first test to be positive (though that doesn't mean your friend should go smoke up, though). If said person is really concerned, they can buy a home test to check themselves out first. It may ease their mind. You wouldn't want them getting all stressed out, and smoking more weed to calm down.

[Kris10]

Walter, I'm not sure. Let me share a recent story. Hypothetically, last week TheGameHHH was finally offered a job he really, really loved in a field that he wants to spend his life working in. In order to continue working TheGameHHH had to pass a drug test. For 28 days prior TheGameHHH didn't smoke because he knew a test might be involved, he went sober as a judge. He took the test and tested positive for pot. TheGameHHH was then fired. I don't know what to tell you.

I feel for you!!!!

[TeeBone]

Walter's friend is fucked.

[Crispy123]

You can pick up synthetic urine online and if your friend is really clever he can get it in the cup instead of his piss.

[Reynolds]

My work, no matter what injury, even if you report a splinter, you have to get tested. I take ephedrine from time to time, and the other day an infected toe was really bothering me, could barely walk. Made me piss in a cup 4 times, results were inconclusive each time for amphetamines. I got a 3 day "vacation" while they sent a sample to the lab.

[walking joint]

Ok... Heres the situation....

why do i feel like that line should always be followed by "my parents went away on a weeks vacation"

[mendyweiss]

Tell Walters friend I like his avatar

[drusilla]

you have to be careful of flushing out your system. i used to have to drug test athletes at the old school i worked for. after you are observed peeing into a cup (worst part of the day for me personally as the technician), you have to make sure you produce a large enough sample, so there's a nice mark on the cup where they want you to pee too. after that, a small sample is analyzed through this special scope to make sure it's viable. if it's too diluted they will just dump the product & make you start over. we were told to consider someone who couldn't produce a viable sample as a failure. also same goes for people who miss the test. supposedly one athlete told my boss he was "out of town" for the friday we ran the tests so he came in on monday & passed. rumor has it that he was not on a mini vacation, but that he was figuring out some way for his urine to come out clean. whatever he did actually worked because his sample came out clean & we were told by everyone that there was no way in hell that it should have.

[nancy drew]

My friend had to get a drug test a few months ago and she drank so much water, like literally 5 gallons the day or two before the test, that she flushed everything out of her system and the test came back inconclusive. they did not make her redo the test right away because it would basically have been the same. she got a couple days and then had to go back and take the test and she passed.
On the other hand I have another friend who knew he was going to have a drug test so he refrained from smoking before the test. Instead, he just rode along with his friends as they all smoked and then hung out with them afterwards. He ended up testing positive.
You never really know what you're gonna get unless you completely avoid the drug.

[mdr55]

When they collect your urine sample, instruct them to wrap tin foil around the speciman jar. And tell them to place it in the fridge. It should come out clean. Guarenteed!!!!

When you try to flush your system by drinking lots of water, (I'm not sure which level it is) but if it's escalated or not within range, they pretty much know that you were trying to flush your system.

[MellySmelly]

Studying hard is the best way to pass a test. :wink:

A shot of vinegar the night before followed by a lot of water, may help too. Anyone got any pot, I'm craving it now and I don't even smoke it.

[buzzard]

Studying hard is the best way to pass a test. :wink:

A shot of vinegar the night before followed by a lot of water, may help too. Anyone got any pot, I'm craving it now and I don't even smoke it.

white vinegar

[MellySmelly]

white vinegar

racist!

[SatCam]

A few weeks ago a buddy of mine needed to pass a drug test for work, so he got my other friend to piss in a bottle. The pee was then transferred to a condom which was tied around friend #1's balls. He used a thumbtack to rupture the condom and "pee" in the cup. By some miracle the nurse accepted the pee as being in the good range for temp.

Test came back negative and he got the job :smoke:

true story

[Chigworthy]

Why didn't he just shoot his friend's pee up his cockhole with a douche bag equipped with the elusive penis pipe?

[drusilla]

oh i forgot that a lot of drug tests also look for all the shit that people use to cover up. so sometimes you have to be careful with that too.

A few weeks ago a buddy of mine needed to pass a drug test for work, so he got my other friend to piss in a bottle. The pee was then transferred to a condom which was tied around friend #1's balls. He used a thumbtack to rupture the condom and "pee" in the cup. By some miracle the nurse accepted the pee as being in the good range for temp.

Test came back negative and he got the job :smoke:

true story

that was pretty brilliant. luckily no one was truely observing him. i always kinda faked paying attention too, because i really really couldn't stand there & watch some other chick pee. it's just not my thing.

[nancy drew]

i always kinda faked paying attention too, because i really really couldn't stand there & watch some other chick pee. it's just not my thing.


wouldnt it make the person pee-shy too? or is that just me:huh:

[drusilla]

wouldnt it make the person pee-shy too? or is that just me:huh:

yeah it does. it was not easy & testing days could last about 8 hours because of it.

[Crispy123]

A few weeks ago a buddy of mine needed to pass a drug test for work, so he got my other friend to piss in a bottle. The pee was then transferred to a condom which was tied around friend #1's balls. He used a thumbtack to rupture the condom and "pee" in the cup. By some miracle the nurse accepted the pee as being in the good range for temp.

Test came back negative and he got the job :smoke:

true story

that was pretty brilliant. luckily no one was truely observing him. i always kinda faked paying attention too, because i really really couldn't stand there & watch some other chick pee. it's just not my thing.

Yeah, that is good. I was in a position that I had to be randomly tested for a period of several years. The best method to pass is to make sure "clean" piss goes into the cup. I found that if you act calm and flash your junk at the observer a couple of times and even ask them to hold your hand they tend to back away and give you some space. Fortunately, now I am not in that position anymore and I have cut back on my illicit activities.

[sailor]

why not use this as a sign that your friend might want to consider straightening up? and everyone always goes on and on about it not being addictive, so why does it matter if he only has 3-4 weeks? if the alternative is going to jail, why would you take the chance of trying some specious masking methods?

[waltermitty]

why not use this as a sign that your friend might want to consider straightening up? and everyone always goes on and on about it not being addictive, so why does it matter if he only has 3-4 weeks? if the alternative is going to jail, why would you take the chance of trying some specious masking methods?


The question was more one of how to clean out the system over the next month, not of how to toke up everyday and mask a dirty sample....

[sailor]

The question was more one of how to clean out the system over the next month, not of how to toke up everyday and mask a dirty sample....

ah, my bad. i stand corrected.

[whiskyriver]

The question was more one of how to clean out the system over the next month, not of how to toke up everyday and mask a dirty sample....
A month is no problem. Drink alot of water for the next month,and try to loose some weight. thc is stored in the fat cells. I've also read that you should eat alot of fatty foods a week before to give you a "new layer" of fat before the test,but I have never tried this.
I've been subject to random test for the past 15 years for work and have never failed,smoking or not,but I allways use a flush just in case....I don't trust the labs.
http://www.all-detox.com/........good place for detox products and info.

[sailor]

try not to lose weight, the THC is stored in your fat cells and if you drop some weight it can be seen on the test.

A month is no problem. Drink alot of water for the next month,and try to loose some weight. thc is stored in the fat cells. I've also read that you should eat alot of fatty foods a week before to give you a "new layer" of fat before the test,but I have never tried this.
I've been subject to random test for the past 15 years for work and have never failed,smoking or not,but I allways use a flush just in case....I don't trust the labs.
http://www.all-detox.com/........good place for detox products and info.

fight!

[Chigworthy]

fight!

or face?

[sailor]

or face?

well, i don't know who's right, so they have to fight it out. my money's on nick.

[BronxJohnny]

Thats some crazy shit because i always thought Golden Seal is the way to go as is a Jamaican root known as mamba bush you can get it at any heatlh stores or carribean spots,you can't pass a drug test maaaan its the government maaaan:smoke:

[Marc with a c]

is walters friend named jack bleezis?

[Ritalin]

Is there anything I can do for the two Vicodin I just took?

Of course, I work for myself, so I'm going to let myself slide on this one, but next time.....

[whiskyriver]

well, i don't know who's right, so they have to fight it out. my money's on nick.

All i know is I've passed over 40 test in my life,so I might know what I'm doing......:huh:

[Knowledged_one]

Since THC is fat soluble drinking water for a month does nothing you should really only drink the day of the test.

Here are some things that i have followed after needing to be tested:

1. Dont take Ibuprofen - it is one of the leaders in causing false positives
2. Take Vitamin B it adds color to your urine so it wont look diluted
3. Drink 8-8oz glasses of water the day of the test before you go
4. Never have your test be your first piss of the day more metabolites in that sample
5. When taking the test let the start of your piss go in the toilet, stop piss in cup, less metabolites in your urine after the intial start
6. Buy a dtox drink to cover that is high in Vitamin B and Creatine as it will cover your dilution
7. Vinegar, goldenseal and the rest dont work, vinegar will only change the pH of the sample
8. 28 days is all it should take
9. Exercise hard for the first two weeks as you will burn it off in your fat, then eat high fat foods for a week to cover up the exisiting metabolites
10. Take fiber, it binds the THC to your shit rather then your piss

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Should I be worried? I smoked some weed two weeks ago but only like four hits of a little water pipe. I am an athlete and I have been working out since then up until monday. Before all of this the last time I smoked was last year in November.

[Mullenax]

How important is it that you pass the test?

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

For a summer job. Regular end of semester shit.

Shame on target too because a week before I smoked they sent a letter saying I can't get the job, then two days ago they called me.

[instrument]

Hope you've been drinking lots of water.

[CountryBob]

How frequently did you smoke up to the 2 weeks ago cutoff? If you baked alot - I might be worried some - but if you are just a occasional smoker - no worries mate!

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Four hits was all, and before that it was six months since I smoked, even then it was only once every couple weeks.

[Melk]

I have heard of urine tests turning up positives after two weeks, but I am not sure about that.

If the thing you have to take the drug test is so important, why take anything that would cause them to take that away from you?

I am for marijuana legalization, but until then, I think everyone knows the risk of getting caught. Until legalization happens, abstain.

When I pulled over for a sobriety test (they used to be done all the time in the Chicago area in the mid-90s), the police ripped my car seats because I had a passenger who had a plastic bag containing 3 rolled joints in his jacket pocket and when the police asked him if he had more on him, my friend, thinking he was doing me a favor, kept punching the point that "[I] wasn't doing any weed tonight" and "[I] didn't have any weed on [me]." They decided to do a search pulling up any and every but of carpeting and upholstery I had in the car because I may have been smuggling.

I'm not saying don't smoke, I am saying keep your priorities in line. If the weed is more important than the opportunity, smoke the weed

[Melk]

Shame on target too because a week before I smoked they sent a letter saying I can't get the job, then two days ago they called me.
Was Target the only potential summer job requiring drug tests? Otherwise, why is it Target's fault? They don't want to hire people take illegal substances.

[WampusCrandle]

all i can offer is good luck.

[IamFogHat]

Stop doing drugs, stupid, then you'll never have to worry again.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Stop doing drugs, stupid, then you'll never have to worry again.

Dude relax, I'm a college student who took four hits off a water pipe at the end of a semester. And let's not act like weed is a "hard" drug. Oh and about the stupid part, come on, I am sure you've done something less than brilliant.(probably repeatedly too)

[IamFogHat]

Dude relax, I'm a college student who took four hits off a water pipe at the end of a semester. And let's not act like weed is a "hard" drug. Oh and about the stupid part, come on, I am sure you've done something less than brilliant.(probably repeatedly too)

Dude, I'm kidding you. Good luck on the test.

[MacVittie]

fuck those assholes at Target. You should light up a fattie the second you're done pissing.

[Saul Goode]

Drugs are bad . ok

[ToiletCrusher]

all i can offer is good luck.

You can't drink or eat that.

[CountryBob]

Yeah you'll be just fine. I work in HR and have had to order 100's of random and pre-employment tests. Some have admitted to smoking weed days before the random but miraculously passed.

[instrument]

Is there a reason you keep mentioning "water pipe" is this to somehow seperate you from the dirty rolling paper hitters?

[Mullenax]

I think you'll pass, but if not, Target is one of few chain retailers strict about testing.

[earthbrown]

prob too late, but if you drink a stupid amount of water, such that you aare peeing every 10 minutes it can dilute the test. My theory is that the piss is not in the system long enough to be tainted. I did this twice with a job 5 years ago, where they gave you 8hr notice on the piss test.


K

[pittphantoms]

Just never use the begining or the end of the piss in the cup... only the middle of the flow.

I dont smoke - I just have had many room mates who needed to pass tests

[CountryBob]

I had an employee pass out at work and was acting strange. When i told him I was taking him to the hospital for a drug/alcohol test he started drinking large amounts of water. Once in the waiting room he had filled up his water bottle about 5 times. we go back to the lab and he says that he cant pee - well we go back and wait while he drinks 5-8 more bottles of water. long story short - he keeps saying he cant pee but I know he was trying to flush out his system. I finally told him that he better cut the shit and piss already and I knew what he was up to. He did, and his sample was almost completely clear. He thought he was good to go but the diluted sample didnt save his ass - he was positive for prescription drugs, cocaine, and weed. (i wouldnt make this public but no one knows me or his name) I mentioned this to our occupational medical manager and she said that they now can test diluted samples differently and still get most of them. That bastard, working underground in a coal mine and being that f-ed up - risking about 200 lives. He got what he deserved.

[Contra]

If you are not a habitual smoker then two weeks is the cut off, so you are cutting it close, good luck buddy!

[TheMojoPin]

I have heard of urine tests turning up positives after two weeks, but I am not sure about that.

If the thing you have to take the drug test is so important, why take anything that would cause them to take that away from you?

I am for marijuana legalization, but until then, I think everyone knows the risk of getting caught. Until legalization happens, abstain.

When I pulled over for a sobriety test (they used to be done all the time in the Chicago area in the mid-90s), the police ripped my car seats because I had a passenger who had a plastic bag containing 3 rolled joints in his jacket pocket and when the police asked him if he had more on him, my friend, thinking he was doing me a favor, kept punching the point that "[I] wasn't doing any weed tonight" and "[I] didn't have any weed on [me]." They decided to do a search pulling up any and every but of carpeting and upholstery I had in the car because I may have been smuggling.

I'm not saying don't smoke, I am saying keep your priorities in line. If the weed is more important than the opportunity, smoke the weed

This is really sound advice.

You don't have to give up smoking, but it's probably in anyone's best interest to stop smoking while they look for work.

[boosterp]

THC is stored in body fat which is then slowly eliminated through urine and more so feces. This new generation of testing can detect trace amounts of just about any drug out there and they keep adding more. All the amount of water you can ingest makes little difference except in urine concentration. The more concentrated (yellow) your urine the more there is to detect. But having very diluted urine can still contain a trace.

Burn fat, stay away from fatty foods, drink water staying away from caffeine (diuretic effect), and you stand a good chance.

When seeking or trying to maintain employment stay off the drugs.

[west milly Tom]

I carry fake urine which can be purchased at any head shop, with a guarantee mind you.

[biozombie]

I carry fake urine which can be purchased at any head shop, with a guarantee mind you.

Do you carry it in your belly because it tastes good?


On a side note, as time moves on & the technology gets cheaper, I fully expect something like the hair test to become the standard for these kinds of tests. What a fucked up world.

[west milly Tom]

Do you carry it in your belly because it tastes good?


On a side note, as time moves on & the technology gets cheaper, I fully expect something like the hair test to become the standard for these kinds of tests. What a fucked up world.



Buzzkill

[khaxzan]

Nice.

Thread is fucked up too, I nominate Reckless Bastard.:surrender:

[biozombie]

Buzzkill

Pissguzzler.

[west milly Tom]

Pissguzzler.

So your wife told you.

[SatCam]

I knew this dude who needed to pass a drug test so he had my friend piss in a cup, then transfered the pee from a cup to a condom. tied the condom to his dick and kept a thumbtack in his mouth to puncture the rubber.

i think ive posted this already but im just so amazed something so fucking stupid actually worked. i wouldnt have believed it if i hadnt seen the whole thing

[ScottFromGA]

don't smoke weed, don't worry about your job.

one of my major peeves is when a person I know that has an awesome job, making 50,000 to 100 grand a year smokes weed and could lose it all due to a drug test.


would rather get that high than be financially safe.....I just don't get it.


Maybe I need to smoke a joint to understand or something. :huh:

[SatCam]

don't smoke weed, don't worry about your job.

one of my major peeves is when a person I know that has an awesome job, making 50,000 to 100 grand a year smokes weed and could lose it all due to a drug test.


would rather get that high than be financially safe.....I just don't get it.


Maybe I need to smoke a joint to understand or something. :huh:

it was just four hits....... from a water pipe no less........ end of the semester............ who hasnt?\


fuck summer jobs

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

don't smoke weed, don't worry about your job.

one of my major peeves is when a person I know that has an awesome job, making 50,000 to 100 grand a year smokes weed and could lose it all due to a drug test.


would rather get that high than be financially safe.....I just don't get it.


Maybe I need to smoke a joint to understand or something. :huh:

Dude stop clenching and let your ass muscles relax. When you smoke on your own time and keep your priorities in line it's a non issue. If you read you would notice I said that they first contacted me and told me that they could not offer me the job. Then a week after that after finals I took four hits of a bowl. Life isn't black or white, just shades of grey.

[Annie Waits]

i think you should be fine, and if it does show up it will be very minimal and depending on the lab they might just let it go....but i wouldn't even worry about it, especially if you don't smoke most of the time.

[SatCam]

Dude stop clenching and let your ass muscles relax. When you smoke on your own time and keep your priorities in line it's a non issue. If you read you would notice I said that they first contacted me and told me that they could not offer me the job. Then a week after that after finals I took four hits of a bowl. Life isn't black or white, just shades of grey.

here's a ? if you're looking for summer jobs why are you smoking? i mean when you decide to get summer job should you say ... ok im not gonna smoke for a month then ill start applying to places. did you give up because target rejected you? one place?

[Annie Waits]

here's a ? if you're looking for summer jobs why are you smoking? i mean when you decide to get summer job should you say ... ok im not gonna smoke for a month then ill start applying to places. did you give up because target rejected you? one place?

someone needs to take their chill-pill :smoke:

[SatCam]

someone needs to take their chill-pill :smoke:

no can do i have to take a piss test tomorrow it might show up

[pittphantoms]

The new thing to do in Carolina is the mouth swab...

Cheaper than a wiz-quiz - and not as in depth from what I hear...

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

here's a ? if you're looking for summer jobs why are you smoking? i mean when you decide to get summer job should you say ... ok im not gonna smoke for a month then ill start applying to places. did you give up because target rejected you? one place?

No because target was one of many to reject me ( nobody is really hiring in this shit economy) so I said no big deal this bunch of companies said no, so one smoke now, I'll re apply to places in a few weeks.

[TheMojoPin]

Wouldn't it maybe make more sense to just not smoke until you get a job?

[boosterp]

The new thing to do in Carolina is the mouth swab...

Cheaper than a wiz-quiz - and not as in depth from what I hear...

My gf manages the blood lab here and I'd have to ask her to be certain but I think it is just as sensitive. It's new and I do not think it is cheaper than the ol dipstick method used by clinics.

[MC Pee Pants]

Dear Oracle, please help me out with this. I bought one of those flushers, but is there anything else than can help insure I pass this?

[ToiletCrusher]

Don't do drugs.

Or, drink cranberry juice.

[MC Pee Pants]

Don't do drugs.



not an option.

[Death Metal Moe]

not an option.

You'd save an ass ton of money.

[SatCam]

Do drugs, just not any time before a drug test

[Tallman388]

How far away is it? If you have a few days use the flush right away, get some exercise, drink water- but don't overdo it and eat foods with plenty of fiber. If the test detects too much water, it arouses suspicion and you could be in for a more thorough test.The fiber and exercise helped me last time.
Of course, not doing drugs would be my best advice.

[Stuft]

I see you're in Jersey. How far are you from Plainfield? There's a little ghetto kinda headshop on Front Street that sells a flush that works magic. You gotta refrain from smoking for like 2 days then just take the flush AND FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS the morning before you take the test. It's worked for alotta people i know who use more than once a day. Good luck!

[ToiletCrusher]

Do drugs, just not any time before a drug test

Wise, this one is.

[Snoogans]

dont do drugs

[sailor]

do legal drugs.

[mikeyboy]

Get high on life.

[Stuft]

dont do drugs

:lol:

[SatCam]

Get high on life.

they test for that now

[Snoogans]

:lol:

glad someone got it

[IamFogHat]

A recurring theme here, if you know it's coming up, stop doing drugs re-re. Or ask that charlie surfing fellow who doesn't appreciate silly humor. :tongue:

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Dear Oracle, please help me out with this. I bought one of those flushers, but is there anything else than can help insure I pass this?

If it's in a few days, DO NOT EXERCISE many drugs are fat soluble. Working out breaks down fat and release the molecules into your blood stream which increases the concentration in urine. If anything you want to eat a shit load of food. So that little fat breakdown occurs. Lots of water and orange juice. Also you want to use the middle part of the stream.

BTW I drank protein shakes. Whey protein 27g mixed with milk or water twice a day. You'll get the water you need and it will stave off the hunger.

Good luck! :thumbup:

[boosterp]

Depends on the drug, your metabolic system, and how much body fat you have.

[TripleSkeet]

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[MC Pee Pants]

These are good. I like them. Ive been drinking water and bought a flusher. My buddy used the same one for a state drug test for his probation officer and it worked, so I think i'll be good. Good call on not to much exercise though, I've been doing that for years now.

[dino_electropolis]

My brother in law just received notice that he has a drug test next week for a good job. Hes no druggie, but smokes the sensi regularly (we were at a concert last nite).

Anyone know of any good detox products to clean his system, other than Gold Seal, as i have heard that they actually test for presence of gold seal as well!


Any help is greatly appreciated.

[strawberrypop]

Bumping so someone who is smarter and more powerful than me can link and/or merge w/ the new thread in OT.

[razorboy]

Ask Onterrio Smith for some tips.

[Aggie]

so did you pass the test mc?

[dino_electropolis]

so far, i have heard mixed things regarding the excercise, although the post above makes sense re solubility.


Test is about a week away. Any safe products out there with high success rate?

[topless_mike]

masturbate

[RhinoinMN]

Ask Onterrio Smith for some tips.

Miss that guy.

[west milly Tom]

I don't use anymore but when I did I passed a few with a product called UA flush. I also carried one of those synthetic urine products with the little heater. I never had to use it but a guy at work used to pass all the time using su.

[Sinestro]

Rule #1: Don't do drugs???? and you have nothing to worry about.

[west milly Tom]

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?p=2503076#post2503076

[red_red_red]

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?p=2503076#post2503076
:laugh: you are a fucking degenerate...i applaud that behavior :clap::clap:

[west milly Tom]

:laugh: you are a fucking degenerate...i applaud that behavior :clap::clap:

thank you

[FrogSlayer]

You could always take some clean urine with you. The method I have heard used is a washed condom filled with the clean sample. Attach to your member, and carry a needle to prick the condom and fill the cup. Make sure that you have it installed long enough for the sample to warm up to your body temp and hope like hell that no one watches you give the sample.
good luck

[Space Edge]

Buy someones clean piss to use. There is probably a methadone clinic in your town there are usually people that hang around there that sell clean piss. Buy a bottle then go get a home drug test kit to make sure it's clean.

[ecobag2]

This thread makes me have to take a nice clean drug free leak.

Tallman mentioned fiber. Psyllium Husks really pull water (and toxins) into your colon. Not sure if that'll help but it's worth throwing all the shit you have against the wall.

Get the can of that stuff though, not the pills.

[TooLowBrow]

A good idea is to shit into the sample cup and claim that you didnt know they wanted piss

if they try to get you to go back and leave a liquid sample,

either,

grasp your forehead and say you feel like youre having a stroke

or

piss everywhere else BUT the cup.

is it a crime to have bad aim?

let them mop it up

[PapaBear]

is it a crime to have bad aim?
When I was on probation, I had to do regular piss tests. They had a full length mirror propped up in the corner next to the toilet, so the PO could watch people piss. The mirror was COVERED in piss splatter stains. GROSS!

[keithy_19]

When I was on probation, I had to do regular piss tests. They had a full length mirror propped up in the corner next to the toilet, so the PO could watch people piss. The mirror was COVERED in piss splatter stains. GROSS!

Or hot!




...just sayin'...

[fezident]

A good idea is to shit into the sample cup and claim that you didnt know they wanted piss

if they try to get you to go back and leave a liquid sample,

either,

grasp your forehead and say you feel like youre having a stroke

or

piss everywhere else BUT the cup.

is it a crime to have bad aim?

let them mop it up

That was beautiful. Just beautiful.

[ScottFromGA]

Dear Oracle, please help me out with this. I bought one of those flushers, but is there anything else than can help insure I pass this?

yes....dont do drugs.

[Ocho Cinco]

man there was like one real answer to this and the rest just garbage answers. is this whole board straight edge? try some drugs kids, being sober all the time is pretty boring. and if you are all living such great lives and don't need drugs god bless you, i smoke every goddamn day and love every second of it

when i had to pass my drug test i bought this drink called "liquid stuff". i basically went to vitamin world or barn and told the lady i needed to pass a drug test. she got me that and said this is what all her cop and firemen friends use. i literally only stopped smoking the night before and took the test and the liquid stuff the next day. i got the job so i'm assuming it worked...

[MC Pee Pants]

I passed everyone, no worries. I kept my job driving the elderly around and I can still get high as fuck doing it.

[FrogSlayer]

How did you do it?

[dino_electropolis]

man there was like one real answer to this and the rest just garbage answers. is this whole board straight edge? try some drugs kids, being sober all the time is pretty boring. and if you are all living such great lives and don't need drugs god bless you, i smoke every goddamn day and love every second of it

when i had to pass my drug test i bought this drink called "liquid stuff". i basically went to vitamin world or barn and told the lady i needed to pass a drug test. she got me that and said this is what all her cop and firemen friends use. i literally only stopped smoking the night before and took the test and the liquid stuff the next day. i got the job so i'm assuming it worked...

This whole post was beautiful.

[Ocho Cinco]

I passed everyone, no worries. I kept my job driving the elderly around and I can still get high as fuck doing it.

i love happy endings. and not just at massage palors

btw thanks dino!

[Drunky McBetidont]

i love happy endings. and not just at massage palors

btw thanks dino!

brings up a question i have had. do the message therapists (which are men) in professional athletics help the players... release their tension or is that a strictly rub n tug thingy?

[MC Pee Pants]

How did you do it?

Some kind of crazy ass flushing drink. My local head shop sells it for $20. I smoked thta week, drank it the day off, drank a coffee & water to go with it, then pissed once before the test.

Fuck the man, he aint got shit on me Michael Jackson.