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patsopinion

11-08-2007, 04:14 PM

lleeder

11-08-2007, 04:15 PM

patsopinion

IrishAlkey

11-08-2007, 04:22 PM

I don't understand.

First name? Either name? Twins?

patsopinion

11-08-2007, 04:26 PM

I don't understand.

First name? Either name? Twins?

yea whatever
could even be a last name

as far as her she is going to name her baby, weather it be boy or girl, is going to be cali...
wait whats the question?

drjoek

11-08-2007, 04:36 PM

Bad Thread Starter is a catchy name

lleeder

11-08-2007, 04:42 PM

yea whatever
could even be a last name

as far as her she is going to name her baby, weather it be boy or girl, is going to be cali...
wait whats the question?

She's gonna name her cali...no man I don't think so.

ScottFromGA

11-08-2007, 04:43 PM

Savannah Cheyenne....

my cousin named her little girl that....so fucking hick, it embarrasses me.

Most Beautiful Name - Anberlin Jane.

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u176/SCOTTFROMGA/DSCN0417.jpg

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u176/SCOTTFROMGA/DSCN0328.jpg

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u176/SCOTTFROMGA/DSCN0325.jpg

my baby fucking rocks....

lleeder

11-08-2007, 04:45 PM

Savannah Cheyenne....

my cousin named her little girl that....so fucking hick, it embarrasses me.

Did she just choose her two favorite pornstars and merge the names? :thumbup: :devil2:

ScottFromGA

11-08-2007, 04:50 PM

Did she just choose her two favorite pornstars and merge the names? :thumbup: :devil2:

shes too fucking dumb to realize that she did that.

seriously, my cousin has about as much imagination as a sack of bricks.....:dry:

mikeyboy

11-08-2007, 04:59 PM

so my friend is having a kid
and she has a regular name picked out for the first names
but she is going with california tiger salamander as the kids either name
boy or girl

im just wonder what the worst name you ever heard was

Pat, sometimes I have to read your posts 3 or 4 times to comprehend them This is one of those times.

reillyluck

11-08-2007, 05:08 PM

ulga and hilda.

nancy drew

11-08-2007, 05:18 PM

Seven

SatCam

11-08-2007, 05:41 PM

draggle and hydia

http://images.blockbuster.com/is/amg/dvd/cov150/drt800/t890/t89021mqfzk.jpg

Hottub

11-08-2007, 05:46 PM

Gertrude, Millicent, Stephanie.:innocent:

IMSlacker

11-08-2007, 05:49 PM

Pat, sometimes I have to read your posts 3 or 4 times to comprehend them This is one of those times.

I've read the post at least four times, and I still don't get it. WTF is an "either name"?

ralphbxny

11-08-2007, 05:54 PM

Coco Crisp

Majestic and Scientific mapp

choo choo freeman

WhistlePig

11-08-2007, 05:57 PM

Dick Smehlick

http://czechfan.com/images_cz/smehlik_richard_2.jpg

ScottFromGA

11-08-2007, 06:13 PM

im not lying....

few months back when I was still in the body shop at the GM dealership I work at, this estimate came in from Progressive over the fax. The customers name was....

no shit....I swear I'm not lying.....

Shithead.

pronounced "Shi-TH-eed"

also knew a black girl named Tequila. Pronounced "Ta-Quilla"

underdog

11-08-2007, 06:13 PM

She's gonna name her cali...no man I don't think so.

:thumbup:

Snacks

11-08-2007, 06:25 PM

Savannah Cheyenne....

my cousin named her little girl that....so fucking hick, it embarrasses me.

Most Beautiful Name - Anberlin Jane.

.

I think Savannah is a real pretty name, I like it better then that other name.

sailor

11-08-2007, 06:29 PM

Coco Crisp

Majestic and Scientific mapp

choo choo freeman

god shamgod

Nothing Sound

11-08-2007, 07:00 PM

PapaBear

11-08-2007, 07:08 PM

Todd

Kevin

11-08-2007, 07:21 PM

god shamgod

Oh man, I remember that dude.. He was supposed to be this incredible player.. Wound up sucking major balls..

Chigworthy

11-08-2007, 07:40 PM

Pat, sometimes I have to read your posts 3 or 4 times to comprehend them This is one of those times.

This implies that you actually comprehended this post. I will make no such claim.

PapaBear

11-08-2007, 07:46 PM

This implies that you actually comprehended this post. I will make no such claim.
im just wonder why you say thats

King Hippos Bandaid

11-08-2007, 07:58 PM

my middle name is Ira, it sucks

:king:

Fezticle98

11-08-2007, 08:08 PM

god shamgod

Ethnic Sands

Marc with a c

11-08-2007, 08:12 PM

pumpkin fucker

Alice S. Fuzzybutt

11-08-2007, 08:15 PM

Years ago I met this really pretentious woman. The fact that she was a "Life Coach" made me loath her, but when I found out she named her son Atticus I wanted to punch her in the throat.

Fallon

11-08-2007, 08:22 PM

These parents (http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/news/story?id=1829996) should die.

Devo37

11-08-2007, 08:23 PM

Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo

PapaBear

11-08-2007, 08:25 PM

BoondockSaint

11-08-2007, 08:27 PM

I hate when people name their kids John Johnson or David Davidson or William Williamson or anything like that.

Fallon

11-08-2007, 08:28 PM

I hate when people name their kids John Johnson or David Davidson or William Williamson or anything like that.

Guy Guyerson?

King Hippos Bandaid

11-08-2007, 08:29 PM

Guy Guyerson?

or Bob Bobberson

:king:

BoondockSaint

11-08-2007, 08:30 PM

Guy Guyerson?

or Bob Bobberson

:king:

There are exceptions to every rule. Sometimes a name fits perfectly.

tele7

11-08-2007, 08:35 PM

I had a cab driver named Fuk-man about 10 years ago. Turns out, Evan Dando of the Lemonheads had the same driver. He mentioned him during an interview on HBO's Reverb.

underdog

11-08-2007, 08:37 PM

Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo

That's the stupidest name I've ever heard.

TooLowBrow

11-08-2007, 08:47 PM

"fez, cause he only stole it from the kid on the 70's show"

Chigworthy

11-08-2007, 09:25 PM

Evan Dando

ScottFromGA

11-09-2007, 02:40 AM

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u176/SCOTTFROMGA/DSCN0328.jpg

I never understood why people would post actual pictures of their kid(s) on the internet.
As proud as I am of my Daughter I would never take a chance of putting a picture out there
where anyone could just grab it, save it, and use it for their own personal enjoyment or just randomly post it anywhere.

To each their own. Just don't start bitchin when you see your kid on some Pedo site.

as seen on the news, no matter what happens....some sicko can run up behind your daughter and snap a picture of her panties while she never knows it. So, theres nothing I can do to prevent pictures of anything I have getting on the internet....

but I have another question....why would I be looking at a Pedophile site in the first place?

do you have something to admit, Nothing Sound?:nono:

ScottFromGA

11-09-2007, 02:43 AM

I think Savannah is a real pretty name, I like it better then that other name.

Savannah - Overused and Trailer Park Trashy....not to mention, a city in Georgia.

unless you like to go there and party alot.....it gives you fine memories of past times or whatever....

but Anberlin is something you never hear......its usually Amberlynn or Amber Lynn or something like that...

I like it for the uniqueness....but I respect your opinion and will move along. :bye:

TeeBone

11-09-2007, 03:13 AM

For a women - Wanda. It is just so damn indicative of parents not thinking things through.
For a man - Ethan. It sounds so unmanly. Do you think 'Ethan' could change a tire or explain the infield fly rule?

Honorable Mention: Crystal, Gabriel, Tristan, Micha.

"Of coarse if I had a baby, I'd name him Jason, Caleb or Tab. You gotta get the diptet...."

StupidGirlllll

11-09-2007, 03:24 AM

VH1 has a special on how celebrities pick weird names for their kids...Jason Earls names his son Fighter Pilot I believe or something just as crazy.

PapaBear

11-09-2007, 03:40 AM

For a women - Wanda.

That's a tough call on that. I've never met a "Wanda", but I always imagined a "Wanda" being a fascinating
person (for a women).

TeeBone

11-09-2007, 03:47 AM

That's a tough call on that. I've never met a "Wanda", but I always imagined a "Wanda" being a fascinating
person (for a women).

Imagination is one thing, Papa - but I've met 2 Wandas and they were both bat-shit.

nevnut

11-09-2007, 04:03 AM

I hate when people name their kids John Johnson or David Davidson or William Williamson or anything like that.

I knew a family with the last name of Katt.

They named thier kids Tom, Bob, and Kitty.

DonInNC

11-09-2007, 04:03 AM

my middle name is Ira, it sucks

:king:

I bet it generates interest though.

Back in the 80's, before the Clintons, My ex-wife was determined to use the name Chelsea Hillary after her grandmothers or something. Fortunately we had a boy.

Ritalin

11-09-2007, 04:04 AM

Apple and Brooklyn

CassiusClay

11-09-2007, 04:10 AM

My dad's friend was a judge and tried a murder case of two twins named Diswan and Datwan...no shit. Sadly though, they got the death penalty.

CountryBob

11-09-2007, 04:21 AM

Oglethorpe
Myrtle
Gineva
Bertha
Stanley

These names suck.

My friend named his son "Jet" - he must of had a premonition, that kid is fuckin fast!

DonInNC

11-09-2007, 04:22 AM

Sadly though, they got the death penalty.

For killing their parents I hope.

EliSnow

11-09-2007, 04:46 AM

I had a cab driver named Fuk-man about 10 years ago. Turns out, Evan Dando of the Lemonheads had the same driver. He mentioned him during an interview on HBO's Reverb.

I'm fairly certain I had the same driver, but I thought his name was Man Fuk.

underdog

11-09-2007, 06:15 AM

D'Brickashaw

A.J.

11-09-2007, 06:56 AM

Suntino Korleone Young (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korleone_Young)

reillyluck

11-09-2007, 06:57 AM

Gertrude, Millicent, Stephanie.:innocent:

Dick.

Death Metal Moe

11-09-2007, 07:03 AM

I always wished I had a cool "action" sounding name like Crack Stuntman or something.

http://www.hrwiki.org/images/6/6c/CrackStuntman.PNG

Hottub

11-09-2007, 07:03 AM

Dick.
:lol:
Yes. That one too!!! My "unofficial" name.

buzzard

11-09-2007, 07:06 AM

:lol:
Yes. That one too!!! My "unofficial" name.

Not so unofficial :laugh:

I knew someone that named their kid Huckleberry

another was Spaceshell ecccchhh!

hurlmon

11-09-2007, 08:56 AM

I currently work with a William Williams
and used to work with a Gigi Orifice.

Fallon

11-09-2007, 09:03 AM

Joe Kickass

drusilla

11-09-2007, 09:14 AM

For a man - Ethan. It sounds so unmanly. Do you think 'Ethan' could change a tire or explain the infield fly rule?

ethan from lost was pretty fucking scary

a friend of mine named her son alexander, but they gave the kid the nickname xander to be "creative".

nancy drew

11-09-2007, 09:33 AM

i know of an elementary school teacher who had kids in her class with the most ridiculous names. two girls who were twins were named Sharon and Notsharon. And a kid named Shithead too.

Chigworthy

11-09-2007, 11:35 AM

Dude-ass Man

FANDICK

11-09-2007, 12:14 PM

D'Brickashaw

Damn, that's what I was going to type.

On a side note, my girlfriend's brother's kids are named "Riven" & "Baine"

buzzard

11-09-2007, 12:20 PM

i know of an elementary school teacher who had kids in her class with the most ridiculous names. two girls who were twins were named Sharon and Notsharon. And a kid named Shithead too.

that's like twins named Kate & Duplicate or Pete & repeat. My Mom went to school with Ruth Rumph.:laugh:

Furtherman

11-09-2007, 12:27 PM

VH1 has a special on how celebrities pick weird names for their kids...Jason Earls names his son Fighter Pilot I believe or something just as crazy.

Jason Lee named his kid 'Pilot Inspektor'.

jauble

11-09-2007, 12:28 PM

I have to admit, I'm kinda a dork. I didn't give my kids crazy names, but the first two have two middle names. We just couldn't decide. To make matters worse, my oldest kid's initials are A.M.P.M. (totally unintended).

My girlfriends middle names are Alice Cooper (after her grandmother and Mom's maiden name respectivly)

The worst name oran'ge'jello thats pronounced orhan jzelloh but named after orange jello.

Dougie Brootal

11-09-2007, 12:31 PM

i knew a really hott chick that was part irish and part native american. her name was Mara O'Hara.

chubbyknuckles

11-09-2007, 12:56 PM

Friend of mine just had a kid, a boy, named it O'SHEEN, if asked to be the godfather, i must disrespectfully decline.

drusilla

11-09-2007, 12:59 PM

My girlfriends middle names are Alice Cooper (after her grandmother and Mom's maiden name respectivly)

The worst name oran'ge'jello thats pronounced orhan jzelloh but named after orange jello.

twins named oranjelo & lemonjelo!

Marc with a c

11-09-2007, 01:39 PM

Edit: I suck

Kevin

11-09-2007, 01:45 PM

i knew a really hott chick that was part irish and part native american. her name was Mara O'Hara.

You sure she isn't a fake native American??

Stankfoot

11-09-2007, 01:53 PM

so my friend is having a kid
and she has a regular name picked out for the first names
but she is going with california tiger salamander as the kids either name
boy or girl

im just wonder what the worst name you ever heard was

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/stankfoot/pot.jpg

BoondockSaint

11-09-2007, 01:53 PM

Edit: I suck

Suck is a terrible last name.

nancy drew

11-09-2007, 02:05 PM

that's like twins named Kate & Duplicate or Pete & repeat. My Mom went to school with Ruth Rumph.:laugh:

yeah except duplicate and repeat are real words. notsharon isn't, the parents created it. what bothers me is if they were smart enough to think of "notsharon" why couldn't they just come up with any other name that would essentially also mean "notsharon" because it would NOT be SHARON. wtf.:wallbash:

TeeBone

11-09-2007, 02:08 PM

The worst name oran'ge'jello thats pronounced orhan jzelloh but named after orange jello.

...yes, we've all heard about this one-----And he has a brother named, Leymonjello right?

jauble

11-09-2007, 02:41 PM

...yes, we've all heard about this one-----And he has a brother named, Leymonjello right?

No man my friend's brother knows a guy who met their mom:tongue:

TeeBone

11-09-2007, 04:37 PM

No man my friend's brother knows a guy who met their mom:tongue:

I think I hear a turnip truck.

Fezticle98

11-09-2007, 04:59 PM

Best names: Alpacino and Puertorican Rican

Worst name: Craphonso

Freakshow

11-09-2007, 06:28 PM

I went to school with a kid named J.D. For 10 or 12 years, always J.D. never his full name. We get to graduation and they're reading his full name and it's Jack Daniels. I then realized why he was always J.D.

nancy drew

11-09-2007, 06:34 PM

Bulldogcakes

11-09-2007, 06:47 PM

Pat, sometimes I have to read your posts 3 or 4 times to comprehend them This is one of those times.

He's like Sheepy-lite.

Chigworthy

11-09-2007, 11:21 PM

Pricklover R. Dicklesson. He's Norwegian.

PapaBear

11-09-2007, 11:30 PM

For a women - Wanda.

That's a tough call on that. I've never met a "Wanda", but I always imagined a "Wanda" being a fascinating
person (for a women).

Imagination is one thing, Papa - but I've met 2 Wandas and they were both bat-shit.

Sounds pretty "fishy" to me.

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film2/DVDreviews26/a%20a%20fish%20called%20wanda%20john%20cleese/new%20a%20fisch%20called%20wanda%20a_fish_called_w anda_d1-9.jpg

ChrisTheCop

11-09-2007, 11:53 PM

In my family, the prize goes to my cousin, Morningstar.

ridiculous.

Chigworthy

11-09-2007, 11:56 PM

In my family, the prize goes to my cousin, Morningstar.

ridiculous.

Try living in Northern California. Every other kid you see looks exactly like Newt from Aliens and has a name like Morningstar. Which is wierd, because isn't a morningstar some kind of vicious larping weapon?

TeeBone

11-10-2007, 02:31 AM

Sounds pretty "fishy" to me.

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film2/DVDreviews26/a%20a%20fish%20called%20wanda%20john%20cleese/new%20a%20fisch%20called%20wanda%20a_fish_called_w anda_d1-9.jpg

Touche.

sailor

11-10-2007, 03:10 AM

Try living in Northern California. Every other kid you see looks exactly like Newt from Aliens and has a name like Morningstar. Which is wierd, because isn't a morningstar some kind of vicious larping weapon?

why would someone name their kid after an investment research company (http://www.morningstar.com/hp.html)? actually, a morningstar is a variant of a mace.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6d/Fomfr_morning_star.jpg/180px-Fomfr_morning_star.jpg

sr71blackbird

11-10-2007, 04:03 AM

I knew a family with the last name of Katt.

They named thier kids Tom, Bob, and Kitty.

Thats pretty cool actually.

Isnt there some guy named Dick Trickle?

drusilla

11-10-2007, 05:24 AM

That's a tough call on that. I've never met a "Wanda", but I always imagined a "Wanda" being a fascinating
person (for a women).

the only one i ever knew was a dominican lesbian basketball player

Fezticle98

11-10-2007, 07:49 AM

Thats pretty cool actually.

Isnt there some guy named Dick Trickle?

Yeah, he was a former NASCAR driver. He was less successful than Lake Speed.