Funniest line you have ever heard...

[TeeBone]

naturally, Ronnie B would be a prime candidate for the perennial winner of this thread, but what is the funniest line you have ever heard in person? Not on the radio, not retold in a story....but something you actually heard....

I have two:

1. My signature line, "I used to have the body of a Greek God but now I have the body of a God Damn Greek." My grandfather told me that a few months before he died and it was hysterical then and it still makes me laugh.

2. Upon asking my brother about his recent trip to Key West, his response was, "I ate so much conch, you could put your ear to my asshole and you'd hear the ocean."

[Marc with a c]

I just read sheepy's post in the bikini bull riding thread and I started cracking up in public, and the lady with the pleather coat and frizzy hair looked at me funny.

[Kevin]

I just read sheepy's post in the bikini bull riding thread and I started cracking up in public, and the lady with the pleather coat and frizzy hair looked at me funny.

Yea, that wasn't because of the laughing..

[Jujubees2]

Don't sweaty the petty stuff, pet the sweaty stuff.

[reillyluck]

Its not your baby.

[Kevin]

Its not your baby.

Says Reilly to Gvac?

[Marc with a c]

if you haven't responded to the rsvp. dont bother.

[mikeyboy]

if you haven't responded to the rsvp. dont bother.

wow

:lol:

[reillyluck]

if you haven't responded to the rsvp. dont bother.

thank god the wedding didnt happen. You might have worn that shirt AGAIN.

[Bossanova]

Marc with a C : I am straight

[Hottub]

if you haven't responded to the rsvp. dont bother.


Holy shit!

[Gvac]

if you haven't responded to the rsvp. dont bother.

thank god the wedding didnt happen.


Wait...what???

[Gvac]

Its not your baby.

Wait...WHAT???

[deliciousV]

in one of my earliest exposures to Ron and Fez they were giving concert tickets to the tallest caller, which was just hysterical, the buddays were just so deadpan and believing, when the height got up to over 100 feet Ron said something like "Fezzy, ya gotta start to worry whether the winner will even fit into the arena" or something very close to that, I nearly wrecked my truck. I know the Mr. B lines are an easy pick, but that one has killed me everytime I've thought of it.

oops, went back and reread the rules, I fucked the dog on this one. But the line was damn funny.

[Chip Vaughn]

My buddies brother always introduces his wife as..."My first wife..."

Upon hearing this I told one of my other friends , he told his dad, and his dad just had this weird look on his face. I guess my friends grandpa use to introduced his grandma same way.

/That is the first one I could think of...