Would you Work for a Company's Evil Department?

[LiddyRules]

Would you work for an evil company? I'm talking about those covert businesses that seem to be in a lot of sci-fi shows (Paper Company/Toblowski Co. in Heroes; SD-6 in Alias; Wolfram and Hart in Angel; Luthorcorp, etc.) that have a legit face but have an entire evil behind the scenes enterprise going.

Would you be willing to take a job with them? Because I wouldin a heartbeat. I imagine they pay decently, travel, probably good benefits and it seems fun. Yes, dangerous, but fun.

Also, do they seek you out or do you just send out resumes and hope that synergy takes place?

[sailor]

depends on the type of evil, i s'pose.

[DolaMight]

If I got Globex Corporation money and I would not be held accountable, damn straight. I'd do it in a heartbeat.
http://members.fortunecity.com/biollante/frink/hank_s.jpg

[Freitag]

I'd work for Extensive Enterprises in a heartbeat.

I also think that corporate recruiting probably takes place.

Benefits include a 401K. Hopefully with a decent match.

[Midkiff]

If it pays enough, fuck it!

[A.J.]

As long as I can work on the Alan Parsons Project.

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[Furtherman]

I already do.





*this may be my last post, if it is.... tell my story*

[Doctor Z]

.NIGGA'S GOTTA EAT!

[Tall_James]

Would you work for an evil company?

Absolutely.

http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t22/rgreener26_2007/Hank_Scorpio.png

[patsopinion]

evil is all relative
with that as my creed
hell ya
id be an evil henchmen in a heart beat

[ChrisTheCop]

I already do.

[Axem Red]

I wouldn't want to be a henchman, but if I was just a random scientist or guy at a computer then yes.

[patsopinion]

I wouldn't want to be a henchman, but if I was just a random scientist or guy at a computer then yes.

so youd do data entry for an evil corp?

[Axem Red]

so youd do data entry for an evil corp?

I've never fired a gun before, I don't consider myself a very strong person, I'm self loathing in very stressful situations. I just want to send out the totalitarian pamplets in peace.

[ChrisTheCop]

Dont forget, most people who work for said companies dont think of their company as evil.

[Crispy123]

Dont forget, most people who work for said companies dont think of their company as evil.

said the cop
:innocent::innocent::innocent:

[patsopinion]

I've never fired a gun before, I don't consider myself a very strong person, I'm self loathing in very stressful situations. I just want to send out the totalitarian pamplets in peace.

see i think those are perfect qualifications for a good evil henchmen

[Axem Red]

see i think those are perfect qualifications for a good evil henchmen

I am a fast and eager learner...

[ChrisTheCop]

said the cop
:innocent::innocent::innocent:

i already made that joke, so it cancels out your cop hatin.

[Crispy123]

i already made that joke, so it cancels out your cop hatin.

I know, I just couldn't resist
:tongue::tongue::tongue:

[JustJon]

Work for? I already am running one.

[Kevin]

I already do.

You finally got your dream job with the Sox?? CONGRATS!

[ChrisTheCop]

You finally got your dream job with the Sox?? CONGRATS!

I'm thinking of changing their uniforms to cotton; it breathes.

[Chigworthy]

I would work for Weyland-Yutani as long as I could cary one of those bad-ass pulse rifles.
http://www.hammermods.com/images/PulseRifle.jpg

[joethebartender]

Tell me about the cafeteria at this evil company...it makes all the difference. Is it evil lunch or regular lunch? It can't be that evil if they serve tater tots either! (unless they're evil tots, I guess.)

[Kevin]

I'm thinking of changing their uniforms to cotton; it breathes.

Sounds like a good idea..

[Death Metal Moe]

MULTI!!

NATIONAL!!

CORPOR!!

ATIONS!!

GENOCIDE!!

ON THE!!

STARVING!!

NATIONS!!

http://www.spirit-of-metal.com/les%20goupes/N/Napalm%20Death/Scum/Scum.jpg

[LiddyRules]

Tell me about the cafeteria at this evil company...it makes all the difference. Is it evil lunch or regular lunch? It can't be that evil if they serve tater tots either! (unless they're evil tots, I guess.) I'd say depending on where you are in the company the quality of the lunch changes but I'd say it would be better food comparatively to your good/neutral counterparts. If you're in the field worker like HRG you get a pretty decent expense account.

I could see myself becoming a very good lackey to someone not just an average henchman but like the Smithers to their Burns, minus the gay stuff.

[buzzard]

nope,I got out of retail cuz I got tired of lying to people.that's why I went fishing.:smile:

[Ritalin]

Lemme ask you this: would you be a model in a cigarette ad? For, let's say, $10,000.

[LiddyRules]

Lemme ask you this: would you be a model in a cigarette ad? For, let's say, $10,000. Yes. And I'd rather be the face for the cigarette companies than be one of those Truth.com douches.

[Ritalin]

Yes. And I'd rather be the face for the cigarette companies than be one of those Truth.com douches.

Why?

[Hottub]

Goddammit! Godammit! Listen to me! Listen to me, you fuck! There's another guy. He's OCP. He's the senior president.

...anything you say can be used against you.

It's Dick Jonessssss...

You cocksucker! I work for Dick Jones! Dick Jones! He's the Number Two Guy at OCP. OCP runs the cops.

[patsopinion]

Goddammit! Godammit! Listen to me! Listen to me, you fuck! There's another guy. He's OCP. He's the senior president.

...anything you say can be used against you.

It's Dick Jonessssss...

You cocksucker! I work for Dick Jones! Dick Jones! He's the Number Two Guy at OCP. OCP runs the cops.

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[King Hippos Bandaid]

sure, Can I work in the Crushing Soft Spots on Babies Department

:king:

[Kevin]

sure, Can I work in the Crushing Soft Spots on Babies Department

:king:


And you wonder why your sports cursed...

[cougarjake13]

hell yeh

since i'm already a selfish prick why not be a well off selfsh prick

[LiddyRules]

Why?

A) More money (and yes, I know the cigarette companies fund truth)
B) Those truth.com bastards just annoy me right to my core. They're like those Greenpeace, Save the Children on the corner people with an even greater sense of entitlement.

[furie]

I work for Homeland Security. Really more soul-less than evil.
And can a company that provides a good hath package and a secure pension truly be evil?

[MrPink]

Absolutely.

http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t22/rgreener26_2007/Hank_Scorpio.png

That's exactly what popped into my mind when I saw the question. When I watched that episode with my dad, he said that he worked for a place that treated him like that.

[sailor]

Yes. And I'd rather be the face for the cigarette companies than be one of those Truth.com douches.

Why?

they're douches?

[scottinnj]

As long as I get to shoot.
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[CaptClown]

they're douches?

Yes. They make me want to smoke more than usual.

[joethebartender]

nope,I got out of retail cuz I got tired of lying to people.that's why I went fishing.:smile:

I'm getting out of bartending because I'm tired of people lying to me. I'm going fishing too. (I'll cut the bait and set up the rigs...you drive.)

[joethebartender]

I'd say depending on where you are in the company the quality of the lunch changes but I'd say it would be better food comparatively to your good/neutral counterparts. If you're in the field worker like HRG you get a pretty decent expense account.

I could see myself becoming a very good lackey to someone not just an average henchman but like the Smithers to their Burns, minus the gay stuff.

So according to you, Liddy, the entry level henchmen just get something like an evil egg salad sammich. The evil scientists get lets say a sinister Salisbury steak and mashed. and the top brass get a rancorous rack of lamb with all the fixin's. Do I have that right?

[JustJon]

they're douches?

someone who worked on those ads as a low level peon confirmed this for me.

[LiddyRules]

So according to you, Liddy, the entry level henchmen just get something like an evil egg salad sammich. The evil scientists get lets say a sinister Salisbury steak and mashed. and the top brass get a rancorous rack of lamb with all the fixin's. Do I have that right? More like if the good 'henchmen' get egg salad, the evil henchmen get egg salad with some cilantro and paprika. (I don't know if those are good spices for egg salad, I'm just assuming.) But it's not like Horrible Hamburger w/ Freaky Fries-day. (Unless Halloween falls on a Friday.)

Yes. They make me want to smoke more than usual. I want to smoke to spite them.

someone who worked on those ads as a low level peon confirmed this for me. Hahah! I knew it.