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Judge Smails
10-31-2007, 08:13 AM
on second thought . . .

MIT Researchers Improve `tractor Beam' (http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5id7kvTMmyj_oMN3K1s3UFPAPsGRAD8SJQ6SO0)

Taking up the sci-fi staple of "tractor beams," scientists have developed a way to use light to grab and move minuscule particles on a microchip. The research could lead to fine-grained biological sensors and other precisely built nanoscale devices.

The work by Massachusetts Institute of Technology researchers could extend the possibilities for "optical tweezers" — super-focused beams of light that have been used for years to study and manipulate tiny biological structures or even individual atoms.

Furtherman
10-31-2007, 08:16 AM
A cloaking device is on its way too.

In secret trials last week, the Army said it had made a vehicle completely disappear and predicted that an invisible tank would be ready for service by 2012. (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=490669&in_page_id=1770)




Hello... don't these people know about The Philadelphia Experiment??

Doctor Z
10-31-2007, 08:21 AM
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/star_wars/_group_photos/alec_guinness2.jpg

"That's no moon..."

Judge Smails
10-31-2007, 08:23 AM
Can we get some of these eggheads working on some Mudd Women, please?

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/b/be/STMuddsWomen.jpg

topless_mike
10-31-2007, 08:31 AM
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/star_wars/_group_photos/alec_guinness2.jpg

"That's no moon..."

its a giant..... maid

http://www.botcollector.com/_images/TFiRL/SpaceballMaid.jpg