Anything scarier than a great white shark?

[IamFogHat]

I can't imagine anything scarier than a fucking animal like this. What do you think?
http://www.deskpicture.com/DPs/Nature/Animals/GreatWhite.jpg

[Furtherman]

Anything scarier than a great white shark? Yea!

A bear holding a shark. Duh!

http://www.hrwiki.org/images/thumb/1/18/bearholdingshark.png/180px-bearholdingshark.png

[Badinia]

Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.-- Jack Handey

[JPMNICK]

grizzly bear is way scarier. so is a polar bear

[Ritalin]

an anaconda is way scarier.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

a Great White Shark is scary, but avoidable

Whats the most scary Animal/ thing, you can't avoid

:king:

[Furtherman]

Whats the most scary Animal/ thing, you can't avoid

:king:


Earl trying to eat a sandwich?

[BeerBandit]

Aneurysms.

Scare the shit out of me.

[badorties]

I can't imagine anything scarier than a fucking animal like this. What do you think?
http://www.deskpicture.com/DPs/Nature/Animals/GreatWhite.jpg

the only thing scarier is a flying great white


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[topless_mike]

gws are, i think the scariest looking animal.
either that or the tigerfish

http://www.tigerfishsafaris.com/images/Tigerfish%2035Kgs.jpg

http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2007-04/tiger-fish-congo-river.jpg

[Aggie]

a Great White Shark is scary, but avoidable

Whats the most scary Animal/ thing, you can't avoid

:king:


I think either of these animals charging at me would make me crap my pants and pass out.

http://www.smithmarketing.net/images/gold_charging_rhino.gif

http://cashcampus.com/ftt/wp-content/images/gorilla.jpg

[Furtherman]

The Terrifying Toothpick Fish (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=56385&highlight=Fish)

[A.J.]

A Great White fire.

http://www.crimerant.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/Station%20Fire.jpg

[Recyclerz]

http://thephoenix.com/OutsideTheFrame/content/binary/55_cheney.jpg

Sorry for the hack joke.* I just wanted to get this on the record before somebody says Hilary as President.


*Although I'm not sure why I feel compelled to start apologizing now.

[Hottub]

A Great White fire.




Ouch!

http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/7194/rimshotcx8.gif

[Solace666]

Hippos kill a lot of people...
http://www.birdsasart.com/Hippo-Yawn.jpg

[Team_Ramrod]

How about a big black..... bear?




:help:

[topless_mike]

a Great White Shark is scary, but avoidable



by staying out of the fucking water.

unless you are a master of tonic immobility, i wouldnt mess with them.

[TheMojoPin]

Sharks are just tricking us with the whole "can only live in water" thing. What was the biggest news story before 9/11? That's right...shark attacks. I have proof that sharks disguised as Saudi Arabians took over those planes and crashed them...to divert attention away and prevent the inevitable War on Sharks! Those JERKS.

[Keotok]

http://ucce.ucdavis.edu/files/filelibrary/5434/13124.jpg

Simply frightening

[Hottub]

Oh great. Mojo's drunk again. :drunk:

[midwestjeff]

Great white sharks aren't so bad, it's the black ones that you have to look out for.

[IamPixie]

Dobermans who spit out killer bees at you when they bark.

[lleeder]

http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb188/kkalaitzi/Pregnant.jpg

[Badinia]

Sharks are just tricking us with the whole "can only live in water" thing. What was the biggest news story before 9/11? That's right...shark attacks. I have proof that sharks disguised as Saudi Arabians took over those planes and crashed them...to divert attention away and prevent the inevitable War on Sharks! Those JERKS.

I KNEW IT! Here's a shark flying through the air to get a guy!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/212/508909636_7b66620d0e.jpg

[TheMojoPin]

Dobermans who spit out killer bees at you when they bark.

Followed up by the robotic Richard Simmons?

[ToLEEdo]

I KNEW IT! Here's a shark flying through the air to get a guy!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/212/508909636_7b66620d0e.jpg



That looks like it could be Justin Timberlake's retarded brother.

[deepinthewoods]

The horror:

http://a4.vox.com/6a00c2251d1feb8fdb00cd9735081c4cd5-500pi

[ZigZagBigBag]

a great white with a tazer.

[torker]

Great white guilt is scarier.

[furie]

No, an Orca is way scarier than any shark. except for maybe a zombie shark....

[buzzard]

clowns scare me:glurps:

[Rube]

Hello my computer companion Buzzard. My new glasses are on me right now. When my mom gets home I'll show them to you. O.K.?

[Rube]

Some day I'll come to new york

[furie]

Hello my computer companion Buzzard. My new glasses are on me right now. When my mom gets home I'll show them to you. O.K.?

Be More Funny!

[Bulldogcakes]

http://www.batguys.com/images/mice/mouse.jpg

EEEEEEK!!! WHATS THAT?
A MOUSE? AAAAGGGGHHHHH!!! HELP!!!! SOMEBODY, DO SOMETHING!! STEP ON IT!!! HELP!!!!!

[IMSlacker]

How about a Great White Hope?

http://www.nndb.com/people/465/000025390/gerry-cooney.jpg

[Rube]

Be More Funny!
I don't no what you mean? I wasn't trying to be funny.

[BMoses]

http://ucce.ucdavis.edu/files/filelibrary/5434/13124.jpg

Simply frightening

Does anyone else find this picture hot?

[Bulldogcakes]

Does anyone else find this picture hot?

If you're into 12 year olds, I guess.

I was thinking more along the lines of "another reason to support abortion rights"

[Justice4all]

I can't imagine anything scarier than a fucking animal like this. What do you think?
http://www.deskpicture.com/DPs/Nature/Animals/GreatWhite.jpg

Ever see it's ancestor? THAT was a scarier looking fish.
Think a Great White only 20 feet LONGER and 2 tons HEAVIER

[Hottub]

Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down to the pond and chasing bluegills and tommycocks. This shark, swallow you whole. No shakin', no tenderizin', down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's too many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.

[Snoogans]

I'm scared of the Jersey Devil

[Fallon]

Hippos kill a lot of people...
http://www.birdsasart.com/Hippo-Yawn.jpg

But Randys kill on the Ron and Fez show.

[thepaulo]

tiny creatures in the amazon that crawl up penis holes.....

[IamPixie]

Followed up by the robotic Richard Simmons?

shake your booty, bitch

[PapaBear]

This is at least the 3rd time I've posted this pic. Pretty scary.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/149.jpg

[tele7]

This is at least the 3rd time I've posted this pic. Pretty scary.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/149.jpg

The look of accomplishment. Nice! I'll leave the pants jokes to the pro's.

[Furtherman]

Sharks are just tricking us with the whole "can only live in water" thing.


Damn right. They're evolving.

Fisherman Reels in Shark with 'Webbed Feet' (http://www.underwatertimes.com/news.php?article_id=73210864950)

“It was only when I was about to cut the shark the day after I received it that I found two webbed feet sticking out from the lower part of the body."


My god.... do you know what this means? They're growing legs.

THEY'RE GROWING LEGS!!!!!!!!!

[CountryBob]

On the list of things to do before I die is to get in the shark cage with great whites banging around. I want to touch one of those fuckers on the nose.

[tupper65]

Does anyone else find this picture hot?

http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s102/kahne8198/ChrisHanson.jpg

[Furtherman]

Real life "Jaws" scare on Martha's Vineyard (http://www.necn.com/Boston/New-England/Real-life-Jaws-scare-on-Marthas-Vineyard/1215812020.html)

Lifeguards spotted the shark while they were doing drills in the water, and phoned in a biplane to get a better look. The pilot says that he did in fact spot the shark, a Great White about 22 feet long!

Well, I won't be needing these anytime soon.


*puts away swim trunks*

[grlNIN]

When my parents used to live in Florida my Dad and his friends would fish and catch hammerhead sharks.

Sharks are probably the most avoidable and even still, squids and octopuses are far more terrifying.

[furie]

even though an orca is bigger than a great white shark, the GWS stikes some primal fear point.
So unless they bring back the meglodon, then the GWS is the scariest thing in the water.

[nate1000]

http://files.myopera.com/Cois/blog/1pic30807.jpg

http://files.myopera.com/Cois/blog/1pic04098.jpg

[hedges]

a wolverine

and a polar bear

[TeeBone]

The Bull Shark
http://www.sharkdivermag.com/IMAGES/TIGER%20SHARK%2007/Tiger-Shark3-Sharkdivermag.jpg

It kills way more people than a great white.
it can live and kill in both fresh and salt water.
I had one start eating a trout I had on a stinger attached to my belt once while wade-fishing in Tampa bay.
It was horrifying.

[cougarjake13]

yeh i ws gonna say bull but tee beat me to it

[hedges]

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k231/Cajun89/Wolverine-2.gif

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Orcas aren't scary unless they're killing you. Great Whites are terrifying always.

Even though they generally aren't the type to eat people ever, if I were swimming in the ocean and took a look under me and saw a whale shark passing by, I'd shit my wetsuit. Giant squids too.

[bobrobot]

That's EASY!!! A Great White Radio Shark!!!

http://yourtech.typepad.com/main/WindowsLiveWriter/HDRadiotospawnGriffinsRadioSharkHD_F2F6/radioshark_hires_thumb%5B2%5D.jpg

[Captain Rooster]

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k231/Cajun89/Wolverine-2.gif

Hellz.

[topless_mike]

Sharks are probably the most avoidable and even still, squids and octopuses are far more terrifying.


google "humboldt squid"

if that doesnt make you shit yourself, i dont know what will.

[Reynolds]

a Great White Shark is scary, but avoidable

Whats the most scary Animal/ thing, you can't avoid

:king:


http://www.highsocietyradio.net/pics/shark.jpg

[Contra]

A woman scorned

[bobsnin]

My buddy and I were body surfing at the beach 2 weekends ago and about 75 yards away from us a fisherman pulled in a 5 foot shark. I'm sure there always around us. If we could see everything in the water, we'd never go in.

[TjM]

RE: Megladons


They came up with a maximum total length of about 52 feet (15.9 metres) and an approximate mass of 48 tons (tonnes). By comparison, the largest known White Shark was about 23.5 feet (7.1 metres) long and had a mass of roughly 2.3 tons (tonnes).



:blink:

[Furtherman]

Today, the sharks swim a little easier.

Frank Mundus, the legendary shark fisherman said to have inspired the Captain Quint character in the movie "Jaws," has died. He was 82. (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080915/ap_on_re_us/obit_mundus)

In 1964, Mundus used a harpoon to snag a 4,500-pound great white. He later bagged a 17-foot-long, 3,427-pound great white by rod and reel in 1986.

[brettmojo]

Damn right. They're evolving.

Fisherman Reels in Shark with 'Webbed Feet' (http://www.underwatertimes.com/news.php?article_id=73210864950)




My god.... do you know what this means? They're growing legs.

THEY'RE GROWING LEGS!!!!!!!!!

Land Shark.

[debit]

http://www.highsocietyradio.net/pics/shark.jpg

Can I get some sharks with freakin' laser beams?

[Furtherman]

The 3,427 lb White Shark: The Largest Fish On Rod and Reel

http://www.fmundus.com/images/TheFrankandDonnieFish.jpg

This shark was a little over 17 feet long and took us an hour and forty minutes to put the first gaff into it and then, after struggling for another hour, we finally got the fish secured with a tail rope, and dragged it home behind the boat.
Back at the dock at midnight, it took us another three or four hours to weigh in the fish, take photos and put him on a bed of ice for the night at Montauk Marine Basin. This picture shows where we brought him out in the morning to be examined by National Marine Fisheries Service scientists Jack Casey, Wes Pratt and their crew from the lab at Narragansett, Rhode Island.

Photo Copyright © 2000 Frank Mundus. All Rights Reserved

Hole-Lee Shite.

[Snoogans]

http://www.highsocietyradio.net/pics/shark.jpg

You know, I have only 1 request people. And that is for sharks WITH FRIKKIN LASER BEAMS ATTACHTED TO THEIR HEADS. Now apparently, My cycloptic colleague tells me this is impossible, PEOPLE, REMIND ME WHAT I PAY YOU FOR

[donnie_darko]

http://imgsrv.923krock.com/image/wfny3/UserFiles/Image/SHLOG/oeEarlnBree.jpg


the horror

[ahhdurr]

I KNEW IT! Here's a shark flying through the air to get a guy!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/212/508909636_7b66620d0e.jpg

From the looks of things - that shark is now armed with AIDS too.

[jennysmurf]

Now sharks have the AIDS too?

[led37zep]

Yes,

Hippo picking your team is MUCH scarier than a great white shark.

[Furtherman]

Anything scarier than a great white shark?

How about a GOONCH!

Humans scoffed by mutant fish (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/weird/article1784470.ece)

A FEARSOME mutant fish has started killing people after feeding on human corpses, scientists fear.

They reckon that a huge type of catfish, called a goonch, may have developed a taste for flesh in an Indian river where bodies are dumped after funerals.

An 18-year-old Nepali disappeared in the river last year, dragged down by something described as like an “elongated pig”.

But the first victim of a goonch attack was thought to have been a 17-year-old Nepalese boy.

He was killed in April 1988 as he cooled himself in the river.

Witnesses said he was suddenly pulled below the surface.

Three months later a young boy was dragged underwater as his father watched helplessly.

[TheMojoPin]

"Up from the 36 chaaaammmmmberrrrrrrrrrrrs..."

"IT'S THE GOONCH."

[Dougie Brootal]

imacculatly conceivable sharks???

[Furtherman]

Anything scarier than a great white shark?

Yep.

A BIGGER Great White Shark.

Great White nearly bit in half by an even BIGGER monster: Swimmers stay out of the water after warning over giant 20ft shark. (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1223001/Great-White-Shark-bitten-nearly-half-BIGGER-monster.html)

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/10/27/article-1223001-06FA4652000005DC-463_634x363.jpg

Holy shit.

Definitely going to need a bigger boat.

[brettmojo]

Yep.

A BIGGER Great White Shark.

Great White nearly bit in half by an even BIGGER monster: Swimmers stay out of the water after warning over giant 20ft shark. (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1223001/Great-White-Shark-bitten-nearly-half-BIGGER-monster.html)

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/10/27/article-1223001-06FA4652000005DC-463_634x363.jpg

Holy shit.

Definitely going to need a bigger boat.
Australia is the greatest place ever

[Aggie]

That is pretty terrifying. :ohmy:

[boosterp]

And the bitten shark was still alive when they pulled it from the water.

[TjM]

The extinct Megaladon

The green one is a 20 ft GWS the Red one is it's ancestor


http://wever.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/megalodon_scale1.png

[TjM]

Thats 57.48 feet :help:

[topless_mike]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/10/27/article-1223001-06FA4652000005DC-463_634x363.jpg



excuse me while i change my soiled undies.

i've never seen anything like this. my question, however, is why is there a smaller chunk taken out of the top, unlike the bottom? smaller shark?

the shark was perhaps stuck, and died or wounded/distressed, which probably rang the dinner bell for other sharks.

[Ponyboy]

Something scarier?....yea....a lump on your nuts!!!!

[Furtherman]

excuse me while i change my soiled undies.

i've never seen anything like this. my question, however, is why is there a smaller chunk taken out of the top, unlike the bottom? smaller shark?

the shark was perhaps stuck, and died or wounded/distressed, which probably rang the dinner bell for other sharks.

Sharks always take a "test bite" before they really start to chow down. That smaller bite was probably the test bite and as he swam around he thought "GOOD EATIN'!" and then really took a bite.

And yes, the other shark was caught up in a net, like the article says.

[Ponyboy]

Australia is the greatest place ever

Do they speak English in Australia??

[TheMojoPin]

The extinct Megaladon

The green one is a 20 ft GWS the Red one is it's ancestor


http://wever.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/megalodon_scale1.png

What's the blue thing?

[TjM]

What's the blue thing?

Lunch

[A.J.]

What's the blue thing?

The Kitner boy.

[Furtherman]

The Kitner boy.

Bravo.

[topless_mike]

Sharks always take a "test bite" before they really start to chow down. That smaller bite was probably the test bite and as he swam around he thought "GOOD EATIN'!" and then really took a bite.

And yes, the other shark was caught up in a net, like the article says.

some give the "bump"
the whites are notorious for their "3 passes"
it will approach something twice, turn away, and once its confident, make a move on the
3rd pass.

the problem im coming up with is simple knowledge of a shark's eating habits.
the bite marks dont jive. the top one is rough and ragged, much how a white eats.
the bottom one looks like something just took a big bite of it and thats it. whites dont do that. they take a bite, then another, then another, using their teeth to cut a chunk of meat off. the bite on the bottom is too perfect.

i really really hate to say it but...


hoax?

[topless_mike]

Thats 57.48 feet :help:

smile

http://www.sharkfriends.com/sharks/images/paleo/paleojaws.jpg

[KatPw]

I don't consider sharks terrifying. I love them. I've been obsessed with them since 1st grade when I did my report "Sharks, the Garbage Men of the Sea".

[Furtherman]

hoax?

No.

Watch the video in the article.

[topless_mike]

I don't consider sharks terrifying. I love them. I've been obsessed with them since 1st grade when I did my report "Sharks, the Garbage Men of the Sea".

the tiger shark, my personal fave.
fucker will eat anything. literally anything. unpredictable as well.

[topless_mike]

No.

Watch the video in the article.

sorry my lord.
i didnt before.
i will now.

[topless_mike]

No.

Watch the video in the article.

watched it.
i have heard of cannibalism within sharks, but i am still having a hard time believing that a another shark could have made such a perfect bite.

if it was one, this shark must jaw strength unlike anything else. whites, if im correct, have a bite of approx 3000psi.
i could be high, though.

[Snoogans]

http://www.ratemyeverything.net/image/8853/0/Guy_petting_a_great_white_shark.ashx

He is just tryin to give the guy a kiss

[TjM]

watched it.
i have heard of cannibalism within sharks, but i am still having a hard time believing that a another shark could have made such a perfect bite.

if it was one, this shark must jaw strength unlike anything else. whites, if im correct, have a bite of approx 3000psi.
i could be high, though.

2 tonnes according to British researchers

[Furtherman]

i have heard of cannibalism within sharks, but i am still having a hard time believing that a another shark could have made such a perfect bite.

If it was big enough, it could make that bite.



I saw one eat a rocking chair once.

[Snoogans]

If it was big enough, it could make that bite.



I saw one eat a rocking chair once.

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[boosterp]

http://www.ratemyeverything.net/image/8853/0/Guy_petting_a_great_white_shark.ashx

He is just tryin to give the guy a kiss

Lovable pet Sharky. He even barks when called.

[topless_mike]

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movie is soooooo bad that its actually good.

[strawberrypop]

Weiners are scarier.

[topless_mike]

http://www.ratemyeverything.net/image/8853/0/Guy_petting_a_great_white_shark.ashx

He is just tryin to give the guy a kiss

there were 2 different guys trying to put a great white into a catatonic state.
one did it from the boat, one did it in open water.

fucking nuts.

[Furtherman]

Bump!

[biggestmexi]

thread theft!!!!!!!!!!!!


dddaaammmmnnn yyyyoooouuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!

[hunnerbun]

How about a couple of cute little coyotes? This happened yesterday in northern Cape Breton.

19 year old Singer Killed in Coyote Attack (http://www.cbc.ca/arts/music/story/2009/10/28/ns-coyote-attack-died.html)

[TripleSkeet]

i could be high, though.

Some smoking pot before posting and youll eliminate that problem.

[Furtherman]

A tourist enjoying a swim yesterday off of Fish Hoek beach in Cape Town, South Africa, was suddenly pulled under the surf and dragged out to sea by what onlookers have called a "dinosaur-sized shark," according to several media reports. (http://news.discovery.com/animals/dinosaur-sized-shark-kills-tourist.html)

Iafrica said there is little chance of finding the tourist, 37-year-old Lloyd Skinner of Zimbabwe.

National Sea Rescue Institute spokesperson Ian Klopper said, "The shark attacked him three times. It didn't bite him and let him go." But then, "It came back and carried on eating" the victim.

Skinner was said to have been about 328 feet from the shore, alone and farther out than other swimmers, when the attack happened. Witnesses say he was about chest deep in warm water, adjusting his goggles, when he was pulled under at 3 PM on Tuesday. A search for his remains continues today, although an ominous patch of blood was visible, and Skinner's swimming goggles have been recovered.

Stories like this creep me out. His entire life, the guy was just walking shark food.

[topless_mike]

sure he wasnt 325 or 329 feet from the shore? im second guessing the location.
chest deep is more than sufficient for a great white crusing the bottom to find a snack.

then again, the dood's from zimbabwe. how much meat could possibly be on his bones? that must have been one starving shark.

[Snoogans]

A tourist enjoying a swim yesterday off of Fish Hoek beach in Cape Town, South Africa, was suddenly pulled under the surf and dragged out to sea by what onlookers have called a "dinosaur-sized shark," according to several media reports. (http://news.discovery.com/animals/dinosaur-sized-shark-kills-tourist.html)



Stories like this creep me out. His entire life, the guy was just walking shark food.

fuckin idiots. thats the most heavily shark populated waters in teh world and they still swim there

[OneEyeJack]

nothin scarier than a shark that uses a phone...

[Furtherman]

Holy Land-Shark!

Giant predatory shark fossil unearthed in Kansas (http://news.bbc.co.uk/earth/hi/earth_news/newsid_8530000/8530995.stm)

The fossilised remains of a gigantic 10m-long predatory shark have been unearthed in Kansas, US.

Scientists dug up a gigantic jawbone, teeth and scales belonging to the shark which lived 89 million years ago.

[A.J.]

Holy Land-Shark!

Giant predatory shark fossil unearthed in Kansas (http://news.bbc.co.uk/earth/hi/earth_news/newsid_8530000/8530995.stm)

Was there a skeleton of a little boy found inside of it?

[Furtherman]

Was there a skeleton of a little boy found inside of it?

Oh that poor little Cro-Kitner boy.

[CaptainBlowhole]

Yep.

A BIGGER Great White Shark.

Great White nearly bit in half by an even BIGGER monster: Swimmers stay out of the water after warning over giant 20ft shark. (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1223001/Great-White-Shark-bitten-nearly-half-BIGGER-monster.html)

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/10/27/article-1223001-06FA4652000005DC-463_634x363.jpg

Holy shit.

Definitely going to need a bigger boat.

Judging by that rope in the picture, that does not seem to be a full sized GWS. It might have been a baby and the adults killed it

[Furtherman]

Leviathans may battle in remote depths! (http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-shark7-2010mar07,0,5015116.story)

In what could be the ultimate marine smack-down, great white sharks off the California coast may be migrating 1,600 miles west to do battle with creatures that rival their star power: giant squids.

Shark vs. Squid! Who you got!?

[Snoogans]

Leviathans may battle in remote depths! (http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-shark7-2010mar07,0,5015116.story)



Shark vs. Squid! Who you got!?

it says they do it to dine on squids. Im gonna assume that means they win

[opie's twisted balls]

sharks are cunts

[SHANEFROMGA]

sharks with lasers on their heads. i don't know if that joke was already used, but i used it anyway.

[Serpico1103]

Judging by that rope in the picture, that does not seem to be a full sized GWS. It might have been a baby and the adults killed it

That shark was only 10 feet, they estimate the biter to be 20 feet. Not exactly awe inspiring.
However :"The great white, the most dangerous creature in the sea, was still alive when hauled onto a boat near Deadman's Beach off north Stradbroke island."

That "bit in half shark" was still alive. Put some oxygen tanks in its mouth.

[CaptainBlowhole]

How do you know it was still alive? The shark with the bites was alive in that picture? I don't see how, but who knows. Crazy.

[Snoogans]

That shark was only 10 feet, they estimate the biter to be 20 feet. Not exactly awe inspiring.
However :"The great white, the most dangerous creature in the sea, was still alive when hauled onto a boat near Deadman's Beach off north Stradbroke island."

That "bit in half shark" was still alive. Put some oxygen tanks in its mouth.

not with 3 bites in him he cant

[Snoogans]

How do you know it was still alive? The shark with the bites was alive in that picture? I don't see how, but who knows. Crazy.

he knows cause he quoted the part of the article that said it

[hanso]

http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/6100/11842963947wtgws.jpg

[keithy_19]

Anything scarier than a great white shark?

A great white shark on drugs.

[Furtherman]

:ohmy:

Smile for the camera... but don't eat it (or me)! Great white shark gets a little too close for comfort (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1256692/Smile-camera--dont-eat--Great-White-shark-gets-little-close-comfort.html)

It's the toothy grin that nightmares are made of.
But despite staring into the jaws of death, this diver still had the presence of mind to take a picture.
This amazing image from photographer Don Carpenter show him fending off a great white shark, pushing its snout, then putting his hand in its mouth.


http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/03/09/article-1256692-08A4CDD2000005DC-955_634x364.jpg

[Furtherman]

Nat Geo gets the understated headline of the day:

Great White Shark Jumps On Boat, Stressing Everyone (http://newswatch.nationalgeographic.com/2011/07/22/great-white-shark-jumps-on-boat-stressing-everyone/)




Yea, I'd say that's a bit stressing.

http://newswatch.nationalgeographic.com/files/2011/07/shark-jumps-on-boat-picture-480x269.jpg

[Chigworthy]

Nat Geo gets the understated headline of the day:

Great White Shark Jumps On Boat, Stressing Everyone (http://newswatch.nationalgeographic.com/2011/07/22/great-white-shark-jumps-on-boat-stressing-everyone/)




Yea, I'd say that's a bit stressing.

http://newswatch.nationalgeographic.com/files/2011/07/shark-jumps-on-boat-picture-480x269.jpg

I don't know. It looks like the shark is just hangin out, enjoying himself. He's tired of swimming, let him kick back a bit.

[CountryBob]

I don't know. It looks like the shark is just hangin out, enjoying himself. He's tired of swimming, let him kick back a bit.

What a Lazy mother fucker

[CountryBob]

:ohmy:

Smile for the camera... but don't eat it (or me)! Great white shark gets a little too close for comfort (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1256692/Smile-camera--dont-eat--Great-White-shark-gets-little-close-comfort.html)




http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/03/09/article-1256692-08A4CDD2000005DC-955_634x364.jpg

I want to go in the shark cage so bad and have this moment! On my bucket list - :clap:

[Furtherman]

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:ohmy:

[booster11373]

Another reason I wont go into the ocean. This is right near me.

The hacky local news played clips from Jaws last night

[CountryBob]

I was at Wrightsville Beach back in June and went out about 50 yards in the ocean one night (on a raft). I never thought that sharks this big could be around - so I wont be doing that anymore. :ohmy:

[cougarjake13]

The cage goes into the water... you go into the water... the sharks in the water... our Shark...

[Snoogans]

the guy was just chillin. I dont see what the big deal is. He was probably swimmin around the boat thinkin damn this is a big fuckin fish

[Furtherman]

Enormous great white shark hauled up by Sea of Cortez fishermen (http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/blog/33361/enormous+great+white+shark+hauled+up+by+sea+of+cor tez+fishermen/)

http://static.grindtv.com/images/1/00/39/19/42/391942.jpg

:ohmy:

[A.J.]

I wonder if the taxidermy man had a heart attack when he saw what hey brung him.

[Snoogans]

Enormous great white shark hauled up by Sea of Cortez fishermen (http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/blog/33361/enormous+great+white+shark+hauled+up+by+sea+of+cor tez+fishermen/)

http://static.grindtv.com/images/1/00/39/19/42/391942.jpg

:ohmy:

holy fuckin shit that thing is badass

[Furtherman]

That shark. Will swallow you whole.

[Chigworthy]

I'll kick a shark dead in that cone tit-looking snout.

[spe5150]

I wonder if the taxidermy man had a heart attack when he saw what hey brung him.

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/usa/images-5/jaws-quint.jpg
He sees whatcha done there!
:lol:

[hanso]

http://i.imgur.com/Ci3w9.jpg

[IamFogHat]

http://i.imgur.com/Ci3w9.jpg

That's more adorable than it is scary.

[IamFogHat]

I'll kick a shark dead in that cone tit-looking snout.

Why did you bump this you lunatic? Did you hear Dave's Board Gossip on Audible or something?:lol:

[Furtherman]

We've doomed ourselves.


Real Lasers on Actual Sharks (http://gizmodo.com/5907009/real-lasers-on-actual-sharks)


http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17lebct6pc7u7jpg/xlarge.jpg

[Snoogans]

We've doomed ourselves.


Real Lasers on Actual Sharks (http://gizmodo.com/5907009/real-lasers-on-actual-sharks)


http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17lebct6pc7u7jpg/xlarge.jpg

http://www.sweetslyrics.com/images/img_gal/3172_Dr_Evil.jpg


BWAHAHAHAHA, FINALLYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

[Furtherman]

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[Dude!]

and enter a rival
to the dreaded Toothpick Fish:

http://www.thelocal.se/49558/20130809/

[sailor]

Pitzy's gal?!

[spoon]

WF and Dude love these bc they're white...and hence earned the label great

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Write to King Neptune and demand affirmative action for another Apex predator of the seas

[WRESTLINGFAN]

He was a scary shark


http://stocksonwallstreet.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Ari-Paintball.jpg

[jennysmurf]

and enter a rival
to the dreaded Toothpick Fish:

http://www.thelocal.se/49558/20130809/

The comment section is almost always more entertaining than the article.