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The Blowhard
04-22-2001, 02:16 PM
I never understood this. Can someone explain how this can be a fun thing to do?
There are videos and dvds.There are magazines. There are catalogs. How does one enjoy such a thing? And how do you type with one hand?
And what about the risk of computer damage and electrocution? Call me old fashioned.
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The Blowhard
04-22-2001, 04:03 PM
Post # 300!
Boy, do I need a life!
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sunndoggy8
04-22-2001, 06:49 PM
I have done it once before with an ex g/f of mine at the time, but what made it hot it that situation was the fact that we had been with one another and knew each other, and we had never talked dirty to one another before that.
In the case of just random people, I'm not really sure why people do it, cause it doesn't seem like it could be a huge turn on....I guess it's sort of like a random hookup, without the effort...maybe it's cause it is random...not knowing what the other person will say maybe. That's my two cents.
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IamBuddha
04-22-2001, 06:51 PM
Cyber sex is just one of those things that people do out of boredom or loneliness. I personally don't find any joy in it, the hand cramps are a bitch when trying to type with one hand. But I think this is one of those questions only one man can answer...and that is HordeKing. I'm sure he'll have a very insighful look into the seedy world of cyber sex.
sunndoggy8
04-22-2001, 06:58 PM
good call Buddha...he would be the one to ask. and I still believe in the b and s show!
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The Joker
04-23-2001, 02:39 AM
you need an imagination and desire. But your right how do you type with one hand. May help to have porn on the puter to help you along. LOL
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The Blowhard
04-23-2001, 06:41 AM
Any of the ladies have an opinion regarding this?
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The Blowhard
04-23-2001, 07:29 AM
Call me "old school", but I really miss those old National Geographics.
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KateTheWitch
04-23-2001, 08:19 AM
Can a lady break into this testosterone infested conversation? :) Most women, and I'm not saying ALL women, just most, need some kind of mental or emotional stimulation to get excited. So I think most women approach cybersex from a different kind of perspective. I've done it with an ex, and that definitely changes the feel of the whole experience. I couldn't imagine doing it with an anonymous person in a chat room. The typing is definitely an issue, even for females. All in all, I prefer the real thing. That's just me.
elizabeth8
04-23-2001, 08:29 AM
Typing does not excite me.
The Blowhard
04-23-2001, 08:47 AM
Personally, I enjoy erotica over porn. If I want to see close ups of the female anatomy, I'll watch surgery on the Health Network.
It's all in your head! ;)
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JustJon
04-23-2001, 09:52 AM
I'm cybering right now...
Dan, doesn't count if you cyber by yourself.
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Carter
04-23-2001, 12:00 PM
I think heckelr has the hgighest post count
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JustJon
04-23-2001, 12:16 PM
I think carter is obsessing.
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The Blowhard
04-23-2001, 12:18 PM
I wanna win the prize...a date with "The Snake Lady"!
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skullcrush
04-23-2001, 01:40 PM
come on heckler.you dont get turned on by typin?if not then look at this... ( . )( . )
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The Blowhard
04-23-2001, 11:06 PM
You sir, are an artist!
However, I still prefer the lingerie and swimsuit catalogs that I steal from my neighbor's mail! LOL
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EffMeBoobs
04-24-2001, 04:18 PM
Cybersex can bring two people together...
:::sniffles::: it's so gosh darn cute...
Piddlers and BJQ's
do it better....
The Blowhard
04-30-2001, 06:40 AM
Well, I finally tried this thing called "cybersex" and boy, was it great!
I went into an AOL room called "Brooklyn M to M", which I think means "mouth to mouth". I met someone named Chris, who liked to work out and wear sexy underthings. I never kiss and tell, but Chris was incredible! Chris is an animal lover who has gerbils! And Chris likes to wear leather...I get chills just thinking about it! Thanks for the advice guys.
One last thing..what exactly is a fisting?
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EffMeBoobs
04-30-2001, 04:10 PM
One last thing..what exactly is a fisting?
Bravo Heck on your first cyber experience!! You're no longer a cyber virgin! Does Chris like cheese?
I think fisting is a typo, what Chris probably meant was "fishing". :)
Piddlers and BJQ's
do it better....
The Blowhard
04-30-2001, 04:26 PM
Do hot chicks like fishing?
Chris also mentioned a "Clock Ring"...what the heck is that?
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The Blowhard
06-29-2001, 09:41 PM
Another classic for the new members..ha ha, I said member.
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EffMeBoobs
06-29-2001, 09:46 PM
Hahahaha...this is great....it really brings back good memories...memories of good cybersex too...lol
Wow Heck, you were complaining of 300 posts just 2 months ago...lol
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The Blowhard
11-26-2001, 11:25 AM
I had to top this. I am still baffled. ;)
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RF Godfather
11-26-2001, 11:28 AM
Although it is a sad undertaking certain people are involved in this because it is actually between yourself and a real person not a magazine or a dvd, but now you have interactive dvds so I should change that last statement.
That's how I see it. Hopefully in my case I'm talking to a girl and not a guy... that would suck and blow at the same time...
Get your mind out of the gutter.
I'll be walkin' on by now.
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Sheeplovr
11-26-2001, 11:31 AM
wow that was your 300th post
and u said u needed a life back then you were so off on that one
number 333 its the way to be
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Jennitalia
11-26-2001, 12:15 PM
i don't know...i was never into cybersex or phone sex. i usually just end up making wisecracks and laughing.
Nothing beats the feel of an actual erect penis inside a tight, wet vagina ;)
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RF Godfather
11-26-2001, 12:18 PM
Nothing beats the feel of an actual erect penis inside a tight, wet vaginaWho's penis in who's vagina?
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troystyles
11-26-2001, 12:20 PM
How do you know who's on the other side? You may think you're cybering with a Hot Chick & it's really Gay Marco
love it, lick it
impactplayer2k1
11-26-2001, 12:21 PM
cybersex sucks! i hate typing it and theres no point because nothing is really happening. It's like phone sex, all talk - no action. theres nothing that beats a good vage.
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