Mayo on a hamburger??

[meanmrbill]

I'm studying art in Poznan, Poland for the semester, along with a girl from my school. I really think she is one of the dumbest people I've ever met and I'm really starting to dislike her.......but I digress. Last night we were at the apartment of one of our professors eating and drinking (the vodka here is amazing). He put out bread, cheese, sausages and a jar of mayo and my friend turns to a polish girl and says "In the U.S. no one eats mayo on a hamburger". OK, she's from Philadelphia and I'm from Pittsburgh, but I thought mayo is a natural for a hamburger. Am I wrong or is she proving, once again, how stupid she is?

[angrymissy]

:nono:

gross!

[Hottub]

Have you ever eaten a Whopper? Mayo all over the damn thing.

:flush:

[RAAMONE]

tomato and mayo on the burger everytime

[A.J.]

Did they put mayo on the french fries too in the gay European way?

[Earlshog]

what do they call a quarter pounder in Poland?

[EliSnow]

When I grew up, a lot of the local diners/restaurants had the "California Burger" on their menus. This burger featured lettuce, tomato, mayo and ketchup. That one was always my favorite, although I'm fairly certain the "California" label was dumb.

I still will eat burgers with mayo, but not every time. Sometimes, I eat a burger with Bulls Eye bbq sauce, sometimes I'll eat a burger with just ketchup, and sometimes I've had it with mayo and dijon mustard (when I'm making Bobby Flay's cuban burgers).

[ZigZagBigBag]

vitamin M, or 'mayonaise', should be put liberally on most foodstuffs. burgers, hotdogs, fries....breakfast cereals. it kicks the crap out of lesser condiments like sissy, juvenile ketchup.

[RAAMONE]

i wonder how E-rock would respond to this question

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I ask for No Mayo. Mayo is for Tuna Chicken and other style of Salads and Cold Cut Samiches

Acceptable Condiments on a Burger

Ketchup
Mustard
A1
Peter Luger Sauce
a "Good" BBQ Sauce, this means you Kraft, stay away

:king:

[Chip Vaughn]

I am from central Illinois and have been using mayo on my burger for years. I have noticed that it has been catching on, but in the early years I got some strange looks when I requested a side of mayo.

On another note, I have been noticing a lot of people using ranch as a condiment for their french fries, among other things. This is common everywhere now? What are the newest trends in sauciness?

[RAAMONE]

On another note, I have been noticing a lot of people using ranch as a condiment for their french fries, among other things. This is common everywhere now? What are the newest trends in sauciness?

when i was in college (few years ago) people put ranch on everything, especially pizza...didnt see anyone eating pizza without a side of ranch to dip it in...maybe it was just my school, i dont know

[EddieMoscone]

Mayo on burgers and frieds is way better than ketchup.

[BeerBandit]

Mayo goes on a burger instead of ketchup if and only if you put a slice of tomato on the burger. Ketchup and a tomato is just redundant.

[TheMojoPin]

Mayo is a must for burger. I prefer mayo, ketchup, lettuce and fresh onions, no tomatos and DEFINITELY no mustard.

A mix of mayo and ketchup is also a must for the fries, though if they're thick steak/cottage/waffle fries and such, I've found that chunky blue cheese is fry-dipping nirvana.

[Dash77]

I do mayo and steak sauce on my burgers

[Furtherman]

OK, she's from Philadelphia and I'm from Pittsburgh, but I thought mayo is a natural for a hamburger. Am I wrong or is she proving, once again, how stupid she is?

We don't put mayo on our burgers in Philly. But then again, what do we know, we're ugly!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

We don't put mayo on our burgers in Philly. But then again, what do we know, we're ugly!

QFT

:king:

[Kris10]

I don't do burgers but I put mayo & ketchup on chicken, delish !

[badorties]

what do they call a quarter pounder in Poland?

a hotdog

[topless_mike]

Fuck yeah
mayo on a burger= reeks of awesomeness

[Doctor Z]

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[spadanko]

yeah man.. mayo on a burger is lovely

[Furtherman]

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[JimBeam]

I hadn't really ever seen it until I went to college in the South but I dig ketchup, mayo and mustard on a burger.

I don't have to have them all but if I'm motivated, and they're all available, I'm down.

[nancy drew]

lettuce, tomato, ketchup, and MAYO. perfect.

[TooLowBrow]

when it comes to a burger, i say mayNOaise

im buffalo we used to put blue cheese dressing on everything - burgers, fries, pizza, chicken fingers. every one of those four things.

[WhistlePig]

lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle, mayo, salt, pepper on a Boca burger. Delish!

[Kevin]

lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle, mayo, salt, pepper on a Boca burger. Delish!

What...no sugar??:tongue:

[drusilla]

mayo has no place on a hamburger


actually mayo only belongs on a mostly dry chicken salad for me, other than that, mayo never touches my food.

[Midkiff]

yes she is stupid

mayo belongs on a burger

[Chris from TX]

Mayonnaise has its place on some burgers. Wendy's and a Whopper are covered in it. It's some tasty fat emuslsion. Around where I come from putting Mayo on your burger instead of mustard is Yankee faggotry.

[Hottub]

What...no sugar??:tongue:



:lol:

[carsonogin]

Anyone that knows anything knows that a burger needs mayo. You cook the Burger medium, grill the bun, and apply a thin layer of mayo on the grilled bun.

The thin layer of mayo acts like a rain slicker for the bun so it doesn't get all mushy and nasty from the ketchup, mustard, pickles, lettuce, and onion.

[meanmrbill]

Fuck yeah
mayo on a burger= reeks of awesomeness

yessssss!

[meanmrbill]

Anyone that knows anything knows that a burger needs mayo. You cook the Burger medium, grill the bun, and apply a thin layer of mayo on the grilled bun.

The thin layer of mayo acts like a rain slicker for the bun so it doesn't get all mushy and nasty from the ketchup, mustard, pickles, lettuce, and onion.

Exactly! Sounds like an absolutely perfect burger.

[meanmrbill]

yes she is stupid

mayo belongs on a burger

Thank you! I'm so tempted to show here this thread, but she has really long fingernails and would gouge out my eyes.

[meanmrbill]

mayo has no place on a hamburger


actually mayo only belongs on a mostly dry chicken salad for me, other than that, mayo never touches my food.

boooooooooo

[meanmrbill]

what do they call a quarter pounder in Poland?

There is a McDonalds here, and I will be finding out what they call it.

[RAAMONE]

There is a McDonalds here, and I will be finding out what they call it.

you really enjoy talking about burgers and mayo

[Chris from TX]

Anyone that knows anything knows that a burger needs mayo. You cook the Burger medium, grill the bun, and apply a thin layer of mayo on the grilled bun.

The thin layer of mayo acts like a rain slicker for the bun so it doesn't get all mushy and nasty from the ketchup, mustard, pickles, lettuce, and onion.

The same can be accomplished with a butter toasted bun my friend, delish

[Chigworthy]

When I grew up, a lot of the local diners/restaurants had the "California Burger" on their menus. This burger featured lettuce, tomato, mayo and ketchup. That one was always my favorite, although I'm fairly certain the "California" label was dumb.

I still will eat burgers with mayo, but not every time. Sometimes, I eat a burger with Bulls Eye bbq sauce, sometimes I'll eat a burger with just ketchup, and sometimes I've had it with mayo and dijon mustard (when I'm making Bobby Flay's cuban burgers).

At all of the kitchen nightmares I've ever worked at, the California burger always had avocado and cheddar, and sometimes bacon. Perfect for hangovers.

[RAAMONE]

When I grew up, a lot of the local diners/restaurants had the "California Burger" on their menus. This burger featured lettuce, tomato, mayo and ketchup. That one was always my favorite, although I'm fairly certain the "California" label was dumb.

thats how it still is around here...mainly at pizza joints...they throw california in front of chesesteaks, burgers, fish sandwiches

[Chigworthy]

Anyone that knows anything knows that a burger needs mayo. You cook the Burger medium, grill the bun, and apply a thin layer of mayo on the grilled bun.

The thin layer of mayo acts like a rain slicker for the bun so it doesn't get all mushy and nasty from the ketchup, mustard, pickles, lettuce, and onion.

Anyone that knows anything knows that anything that goes anywhere near ANY kind of grill should never grill anything medium or anymore well done than medium rare.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Anyone that knows anything knows that anything that goes anywhere near ANY kind of grill should never grill anything medium or anymore well done than medium rare.

QFT

if there is no red showing, then it is too well done

:king:

[JimBeam]

I'm w/ King.

Rarer the better.

Damn fascist chain restaurants that won't serve it to you less than medium should go to hell !!

[mendyweiss]

Some do , some don't. I can live with that. But if you put mayo on a hot dog, I'm coming after you !!!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I'm w/ King.

Rarer the better.

Damn fascist chain restaurants that won't serve it to you less than medium should go to hell !!

I blame the Whites

:king:

[RAAMONE]

I'm w/ King.

Rarer the better.

Damn fascist chain restaurants that won't serve it to you less than medium should go to hell !!

red robin actually asks you how pink you want it, usually can get them pretty bloody...definatly the best chain restaurant in my opinion

[joethebartender]

I'm studying art in Poznan, Poland for the semester, along with a girl from my school. I really think she is one of the dumbest people I've ever met and I'm really starting to dislike her.......but I digress. Last night we were at the apartment of one of our professors eating and drinking (the vodka here is amazing). He put out bread, cheese, sausages and a jar of mayo and my friend turns to a polish girl and says "In the U.S. no one eats mayo on a hamburger". OK, she's from Philadelphia and I'm from Pittsburgh, but I thought mayo is a natural for a hamburger. Am I wrong or is she proving, once again, how stupid she is?

Do you feel that her actions or the things that she says are a reflection on you or your intelligence? Just keep your distance from her. Don't get yourself pissed at her stupidity or embarassed for her. Also, don't forget you're in Poland, and she may seem brilliant in their eyes!

Burgers need mayo.

What's with dressing on pizza though? are people putting it on real pizza or that dominos-pizza hut crap? Either way it's still gross. If I asked for ranch dressing at a pizzeria around here I'd get a pizza cutting wheel to the face!

Love,
-Joe

[TheMojoPin]

Do you feel that her actions or the things that she says are a reflection on you or your intelligence? Just keep your distance from her. Don't get yourself pissed at her stupidity or embarassed for her. Also, don't forget you're in Poland, and she may seem brilliant in their eyes!

Burgers need mayo.

What's with dressing on pizza though? are people putting it on real pizza or that dominos-pizza hut crap? Either way it's still gross. If I asked for ranch dressing at a pizzeria around here I'd get a pizza cutting wheel to the face!

Love,
-Joe

With some pizzas the dressing is tasty to dip the crust in...but only the crust.

[RAAMONE]

Do you feel that her actions or the things that she says are a reflection on you or your intelligence? Just keep your distance from her. Don't get yourself pissed at her stupidity or embarassed for her. Also, don't forget you're in Poland, and she may seem brilliant in their eyes!

Burgers need mayo.

What's with dressing on pizza though? are people putting it on real pizza or that dominos-pizza hut crap? Either way it's still gross. If I asked for ranch dressing at a pizzeria around here I'd get a pizza cutting wheel to the face!

Love,
-Joe

i went to college near the mason dixon line...not the best area to find a good pizza place

[BoondockSaint]

There a place by me that servers a chicken ranch pizza. It's chicken, ranch, bacon, tomatoes, red onions, cheddar, fresh mozzarella, and fresh garlic. It's very good but it's not pizza.

[JimBeam]

That does sound tasty but I agree it's less a pizza than some kinda open-faced thingy.

[joethebartender]

what do they call a quarter pounder in Poland?

www.mcdonalds.pl

I checked the site but didn't see one. Regular hamburger then right to the big mac... on one of the calorie lists there is a McRoyal though.:unsure:

[zerothehero]

I grew up in Louisiana and it's totally normal there. Living in Missouri now and it's a commonplace. I love mayo on a burger. Cheese, Pickles, Onions and Mayo.

(by mayo, I don't mean real mayonnaise... Miracle Whip)

[Fezticle98]

Not my cup of tea. But it's not scandalous or anything.

That broad should've kept her mouth shut about how all Americans like their burgers.

[RoseBlood]

I find mayo in general to be pretty gross.

[joethebartender]

I grew up in Louisiana and it's totally normal there. Living in Missouri now and it's a commonplace. I love mayo on a burger. Cheese, Pickles, Onions and Mayo.

(by mayo, I don't mean real mayonnaise... Miracle Whip)

Eww.
see this thread: http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=62830&highlight=miracle+whip

[topless_mike]

Damn fascist chain restaurants that won't serve it to you less than medium should go to hell !!

its because some jackass will order it rare, get sick, and sue the restaurant for not cooking it properly.

so, to avoid it, they start at medium.

[lleeder]

When I grew up, a lot of the local diners/restaurants had the "California Burger" on their menus.

Was it really really well done ?

[Chris from TX]

I just recently had my first Big Mac, and it had thousand island dressing on it or something-- which is kinda like mayo

[BMoses]

I just recently had my first Big Mac, and it had thousand island dressing on it or something-- which is kinda like mayo

or not really like mayo at all

[TheMojoPin]

or not really like mayo at all

I believe the special sauce is something like thousand island mixed with mayo mixed with tartar sauce.

[TeeBone]

Mayonnaise is the Devil's Semen.

[TheMojoPin]

Mayonnaise is the Devil's Semen.

Don't be afraid of flavor.

[Chris from TX]

or not really like mayo at all

it certainly is

[lleeder]

Mayonnaise is the Devil's Semen.

Then the Devil has a delicious cock.:devil2::devil2::devil2::devil2:

[lleeder]

Glad to hear you're recovering after that coma (http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2007-06-03-coma_N.htm)I just recently had my first Big Mac, and it had thousand island dressing on it or something-- which is kinda like mayo

[JimBeam]

Isn't 1000 Island dressing mayo + ketchup ( with possibly some relish ) ?

[meanmrbill]

Do you feel that her actions or the things that she says are a reflection on you or your intelligence? Just keep your distance from her. Don't get yourself pissed at her stupidity or embarassed for her. Also, don't forget you're in Poland, and she may seem brilliant in their eyes!

I guess I was being too rough on her. I didn't think of it as a reflection on me, I just never heard someone say that no one puts mayo on a hamburger. She's just a young girl with very little worldly knowledge. Part of the blame I put on her father who is an overbearing bigot. I spent the night at their house on the eve of our travelling and I wished I had booked a hotel room. Way too many Polish jokes from him (i'm not criticizing your joke). Actually, the Polish people are, by far, the friendliest, warmest and educated people I've ever met. This is really a great place.

Thanks

[sailor]

mayo alone would gross me out, but the mayo ketchup mix is great, like on the whopper.

[meanmrbill]

Not my cup of tea. But it's not scandalous or anything.

That broad should've kept her mouth shut about how all Americans like their burgers.

Getting her to keep her mouth shut is an impossibility, a complete impossibility.

[drusilla]

I find mayo in general to be pretty gross.

^^^

[lleeder]

I guess I was being too rough on her. I didn't think of it as a reflection on me, I just never heard someone say that no one puts mayo on a hamburger. She's just a young girl with very little worldly knowledge. Part of the blame I put on her father who is an overbearing bigot. I spent the night at their house on the eve of our travelling and I wished I had booked a hotel room. Way too many Polish jokes from him (i'm not criticizing your joke). Actually, the Polish people are, by far, the friendliest, warmest and educated people I've ever met. This is really a great place.

Thanks

You really think deep on every issue don't you?:wacko:

[lleeder]

mayo alone would gross me out, but the mayo ketchup mix is great, like on the whopper.

Says the man as he douses a BLT in mustard...:ohmy:

[sailor]

Says the man as he douses a BLT in mustard...:ohmy:

glad you're keeping notes

[EliSnow]

Mayonnaise is the Devil's Semen.

Then the Devil has a delicious cock.:devil2::devil2::devil2::devil2:

:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

[Sarge]

Mayo, cheese, and pickles are a must.

[mendyweiss]

http://www.coles.com.au/images/cmi/library/ingredient/small/Hellmans-real-mayo.jpg If you have to use mayo, at least use this one please !!

[lleeder]

glad you're keeping notes

I carry a notebook like Eastside Dave and clipboard like Fez.:bye: