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Jennitalia
11-27-2001, 09:31 AM
Have you ever faked an orgasm while having sex with your guy? I never did. if i dont have one, i dont have one. im used to disappointment in my life.




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french bread pizza
11-27-2001, 09:59 AM
i've never faked it either...there's no point really, i don't need an orgasm to enjoy sex..i mean i want one of course but just like you, if i don't have one i don't have one..period


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TooCute
11-27-2001, 10:04 AM
I have on occasion.
Sometimes you just know it
ain't gonna happen, and
then I feel so bad for the
guy! It's like just stop
already and lets snuggle,
huh?


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TheGameHHH
11-27-2001, 10:17 AM
I think I would prefer if you ladies just didn't have one instead of faking it. I know there are times that it just isn't going to happen, so no need to fake it, I would feel worse if you did.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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TooCute
11-27-2001, 10:23 AM
yeah but if you never know...

some guys are just so
sweet and won't stop until
you do... or you fake it... and
man sometimes I really do
need my sleep!


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TomPoo
11-27-2001, 10:24 AM
I have on occasion.
Sometimes you just know it
ain't gonna happen, and
then I feel so bad for the
guy! It's like just stop
already and lets snuggle,
huh?


I still have a hard time believing that, but alot of girls say its true...

My philosophy is, if the girl comes back again, you must have done something right, cause no girl is going to waste there time on a guy that can't perform up to there expectations.

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Jennitalia
11-27-2001, 10:32 AM
i've had some instances where i start to, and then it just stops. to me, that's worse than not having one at all.

i get enough satisfaction being able to get the guy off though and watch




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Gwen
11-27-2001, 01:00 PM
My philosophy is, if the girl comes back again, you must have done something right, cause no girl is going to waste there time on a guy that can't perform up to there expectations.


Tom Poo- by saying this you've reaffirmed my faith in men. Cause most of the guys I know are those guys who are like "No, we're not stopping til I make you cum." And Im like "well stop cause you cant." But seriously, TP, that hit the nail right on the head.

And as for Jen, Too Cute and the other ladies expressing the I dont have to have one sentiment. Thank goodness for you girls! My friends all crack on me caues I can't always get off, but I know deep down they're not always getting off either.

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Pootertoot
11-27-2001, 01:30 PM
Wait...women have orgasms too?

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TheGameHHH
11-27-2001, 01:42 PM
Pooter, in the words of Will Ferrell, "The Clit is real my friend, it's the female orgasam that's a myth."

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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french bread pizza
11-27-2001, 01:43 PM
yes we do..but usually when we're masturbating.. :)


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sketchy
11-27-2001, 02:20 PM
TooCute:
I have on occasion.
Sometimes you just know it
ain't gonna happen, and
then I feel so bad for the
guy! It's like just stop
already and lets snuggle,
huh?


Cute I have to agree with Tom its a relief to know that this is true but its hard believe sometimes.

Not to throw a stick in the spokes but I have to say that I have faked it too. Yes guys fake it. (This of course only works in certain situations) I know from friends that I am rare but not alone. Granted it is very seldom but there are indeed times when stress outside the relationship, a few too many drinks, a few too many lines, or its just not right, but for whatever reason its not gonna happen. So I fake it.

Not so much to goto sleep, I just dont want any hurt feelings. With the sterotype that guys dont fake it, I have always been afraid that a woman might be overly sensative to me not being able to finish and take it personally.

Yet on the other hand I totally prefer if a woman doesnt fake it with me and be honest. I know hypocritcal.

sketchy

Raven
11-27-2001, 03:16 PM
I faked it with a girlfriend once -- does that count?

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
11-27-2001, 05:18 PM
I faked it with a
girlfriend once -- does that
count?



What did you do? Spit on her
back?!?!?!? (I stole that from
Fezzy!)

There's nothing worse than
faking and *getting caught!*


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Pootertoot
11-28-2001, 12:21 PM
I can only hope you'd fake the tears, too.

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Gwen
11-28-2001, 12:25 PM
yes we do..but usually when we're masturbating..


Ding! Ding! Ding! Quote of the day right there! (well, yesterday technincally)

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Captain Rooster
11-28-2001, 12:34 PM
I have faked with plenty of chicks.

first..

I keep a warm bottle of Mayo next to the bed

then..

when I faked it...I would pull out..and simultaneously dip my hand in the jar and flick mayo all over her...

I worked right up to the point when I banged the fat chick....she knew right away!!!!

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french bread pizza
11-28-2001, 02:10 PM
YAY gwen..does this mean i can hump you some more..hehehehe


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Tenbatsuzen
11-28-2001, 02:19 PM
I will ALWAYS take care of a woman's needs first so there's no need for her to fake.

That's my opinion.



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Arienette
11-28-2001, 03:29 PM
i have. i was with a guy who probably would have killed me if i didn't so, in the spirit of self preservation, i put on a little show. sometimes you do what you have to..

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french bread pizza
11-28-2001, 04:06 PM
tenbat..you're exactly the reason some chicks fake it


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JustJon
11-28-2001, 06:23 PM
if the guy is wearing a condom, will the girl know if he's faking or not?

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Jennitalia
11-28-2001, 08:17 PM
yes

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Jennitalia
11-28-2001, 08:17 PM
i think it's usually over too quickly for you to be able to fake it

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This message was edited by Jennitalia on 11-29-01 @ 1:17 PM

luvsmelissa
11-28-2001, 08:47 PM
Id say more than 90 percent of the time my girl cums b4 me I can tell because she goes limp and breathes all heavy ... thats whan I get on top and take over GOD I LOVE SEX and i usually want to go again right away but am told to let her take a breather NO LIE

Raven
11-29-2001, 06:30 PM
was with a condom when I faked it -- was 4th time in one night, I was tired and not gonna finish -- so I faked it, took off the condom where it was not seen and flushed it away ~~ she never knew --- oh and I try to make the ladies have an O 1st, but not during the act but by eat'n the peach :) -- that way if she don't get there fron the act, atleast she had one already

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TheGameHHH
11-29-2001, 07:53 PM
Raven, I feel the same way. My girlfriend has one first about 98% of the time. She has faked it before, because he have talked about it, but it has only been 2 or 3 times. Anyway, I love getting the girl off first, I feel like it's my duty!

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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Pootertoot
11-29-2001, 11:21 PM
Id say more than 90 percent of the time my girl cums b4 me I can tell because she goes limp and breathes all heavy

Hmm, after I'm done with a girl she goes all limp, too. But there's none of that breathing.

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TooCute
11-30-2001, 02:06 PM
I don't exactly think of an
orgasm as a 'need' that has to
be 'taken care of'. That's
kind of the wrong attitude to
go into the whole tihng with,
IMHo... ...




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