Stalls and Cellphones

[topless_mike]

:furious:
why on god's earth do people feel the need to text away while they are taking a dump?
in an office environment, the stalls are often in limited supply, and lets face it, people have to go.

nothing worse than feeling that bubblin feeling or that freight train feeling and running into the mens room only to find somebody taking their sweet ol time, enjoying the sms world. meanwhile, i only have seconds to diffuse what could turn into a bad situation; a crisis even.

i just want to kick in the stall door and yank him off the bowl.
would that be PC ?

[nevnut]

:furious:
why on god's earth do people feel the need to text away while they are taking a dump?
in an office environment, the stalls are often in limited supply, and lets face it, people have to go.

nothing worse than feeling that bubblin feeling or that freight train feeling and running into the mens room only to find somebody taking their sweet ol time, enjoying the sms world. meanwhile, i only have seconds to diffuse what could turn into a bad situation; a crisis even.

i just want to kick in the stall door and yank him off the bowl.
would that be PC ?

Only if you take some pics and post them.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I play Tiger Woods Golf on my cell while in the shitter, Im way to ADD for me to just do nothing for more than a minute

:king:

[FUNKMAN]

people are so busy today they only have time to 'text and make personal calls' while on the bowl or driving... hopefully they don't accidentally wipe their ass with the phone ewww!

[danner1515]

I usually play games on my phone while I'm on the bowl at work. I like to take my time and treat it like a small break from my cubicle.

[SatCam]

I dont shit

[Jujubees2]

I dont shit

I do but it doesn't stink. But I don't even read on the crapper.

[drjoek]

I play Tiger Woods Golf on my cell while in the shitter, Im way to ADD for me to just do nothing for more than a minute

:king:




I have a few things I do in the shitter but thats a different thread :tongue:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I have a few things I do in the shitter but thats a different thread :tongue:


was that your foot tapping mine

I dont go that way, (but you are Dentist with $$)

:king:

[Nothing Sound]

There's a guy at my job that goes in to the bathroom stall
to do nothing but make phone calls and take care pf personal business.

I really don't give a fuck what he does in there.

[sr71blackbird]

I hate guys at work who do whole Nextel conversations on the shitter. There are plenty of stalls where I work, and I do play games on my cell while Im on there..

Every man should give the space of one stall when shitting, and no talking please!

[banditorico]

This makes me think twice about borrowing someone's cell phone when mine doesn't work.

[Fezticle98]

They are probably just typing a couple lines of text to go along with their picture message. At least that's what I do.

[topless_mike]

There's a guy at my job that goes in to the bathroom stall
to do nothing but make phone calls and take care pf personal business.

I really don't give a fuck what he does in there.

if there's no open stall and you have to squeeze your cheeks to keep your insides from falling out you would.

[ralphbxny]

Someone brings a newspaper in and leaves it for the rest of us at my office. What a swell Fella!

[Nothing Sound]

if there's no open stall and you have to squeeze your cheeks to keep your insides from falling out you would.

I have my own private bathroom where I work, so it's never an issue.

[FUNKMAN]

I have my own private bathroom where I work, so it's never an issue.

do you work in Idaho?

[Chris from TX]

Texting on the john leaves less guesswork than tapping and come-hither-motioning through holes.

[Andomray]

I only take pictures of the steps of the shitting process while I'm in a public restroom.

Picture 1: Pants around ankles.
Picture 2: Constipated face.
Picture 3: Reaching for toilet paper.
Picture 4: Flushing.
Picture 5: Waving goodbye to shit.
Picture 6: Cigarette.

Then I run around and show people I know.

[topless_mike]

I only take pictures of the steps of the shitting process while I'm in a public restroom.

Picture 1: Pants around ankles.
Picture 2: Constipated face.
Picture 3: Reaching for toilet paper.
Picture 4: Flushing.
Picture 5: Waving goodbye to shit.
Picture 6: Cigarette.

Then I run around and show people I know.

this is useless without pics..

[Marc with a c]

I should draw a picture of an elephant on a toilet texting.

[Kris10]

They are probably just typing a couple lines of text to go along with their picture message. At least that's what I do.

I've GOTTEN some interesting pics from a men's bathroom stall before :innocent:

[Devo37]

texting is bad enough, but anyone who talks on the phone while on the sh!tter needs to be throat-punched until they're dead and then gut-stomped for another hour just for good measure!!! filthy mongrels.

as for myself, i generally print a news story (2 pages max.) to read while i'm in there.