RFW: RFMark VS Joey Fransico (Tourny wk 1)

[PanterA]

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Appear on the Fezzie Tron

*Joey Fransico enters the arena. But he's dressed just like RFMark.*

::Crowd mixed with asshole chants and cheers::

*Joey walks to the ring and grabs a mic.*

Joey: "Hey everybody, I'm RFMark!"

::Crowd cheers::

Joey: "Before I say something important I'm going to sit here and talk on the mic for about an hour and a half."

::Crowd chuckles::

Joey: "blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah FUCKING BLAH!!!"

::Crowd still chuckling::

Joey: "Now that I, RFMark, have bored you to sleep I'm going to bring out my FAT-tion! FAT-tion come on out here!"

*3 Fat people come waddling down the ramp each have masks on*

::Crowd still chuckling::

*The first fat person tries to hop onto the apron and sadly makes an ass out of herself. the others walk up the stairs.*

Joey: *to the fat girl trying to get in the ring* "Come on you fat son of a bitch...get your big cheese ridden ass in the ring, I don't have all day!"

::Crowd boos::

Joey: *to the crowd* "SHUT UP!!!"

::Asshole chants get louder::

Joey: *holding in his extreme anger* "I RFMark, would like to introduce you all to my FAT-tion."

*the fat masked people all stand with there arms crossed in a line*

Joey: "First there's this big fat butter ball here I like to call Gwen-is-my-next-meal!"

*He slaps the mask off her face*

Joey: "Then there's this heart attack waiting to happen I call O.I.C.A.Buffet."

*He slaps his mask off*

Joey: "Then there's this Piece of cheese cake I call Sweet-love-of-God-I'm-fat!"

*he slaps her mask off. He then punches O.I.C.A.Buffet in the face and lifts him over his head*

JR: "My God that man must be 400lbs!"

*Joey drops the man outside the ring and grabs the mic*

Joey: "RFMARK YOU AND YOU FACTION IS JUST A STEPPING STONE IN MY CLIMB TO RFW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!"

*He slams the mic down and exits the ring and starts walking to the ramp. He stops turns around and walks back top the fat people. The 2 fat girls are consoling the fat man that got dropped out of the ring. He walks up the the fat people and grabs the guy by the hair*

Fat Women #1: "No stop it he's had enough!!"

*Joey pushes the fat women to the floor as he holds the fat man up by the hair. He walks him towards the announce table and slams his head into it. He then picks him up in a powerbomb and slams him threw the table.*

JR: "That man is deranged!"

*Joey spits on the knocked out fat man then raises his right arm in the air as his music comes on. He walks up the ramp, fixes his suit and tie and exits the arena.*

http://members.aol.com/rnfpantera/rfsig4I crush the rush. I rule you fool.

[RF Godfather]

THE RF.Net DISCLAIMER
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LEGACY PRODUCTION PRESENTS...
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Overall RP Record: 397-8-8World Titles: 56Miscellaneous Titles:89RFW Current Record: 0-0-1RFW Titles Held: Not AvailableRFW Titles Current: Not AvailableNext Board Victim: <font color=red>Joey Fransico</font>

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{10:48PM, Monday Night}
[Inside the LEGACY private limosine we have the entire faction chilling. Sweet Melissa is currently calling in the "big show" with a glass of wine in one hand, Prototype, OIC, Apocalypse are conversing quietly sipping on Sam Adams while Gwen is working on something on her laptop. The TV set is tuned into the last portion of the RWF Raw program, as well as the radio on WNEW with Ron and Fez as Erik Newberg is sitting farthest away from the faction.]

RFM I can't believe they didn't do the C-YAHS! Damn... that is my favorite part, next to Paul O's dealie.

[SM hangs up the cell.]

RFM: Great job, s&m.

SM: I hope so, thanks anyway sweetie. Cool.

GW: *looks up* NOICE job, Melly.

AP: Well done, I must say...

OIC: Always a solid performance *salutes*

SM: Thanks guys. You rock!

GW: My line, just playing Mel.

[EN approaches the LEGACY who are apparently enjoying themselves.]

EN: May I ask you a question?

[The Legacy looks upset by the disruption as RFM puts his arm out to silence the kliq.]

RFM: You still here?!? As Norton would say, UGH, AWFUL! What do you want?

EN: Now that your faction has gown to be, arguably the strongest stable in RFW history, I want to know what else does THE LEGACY have in store?

RFM: We got more up our collectively sleeves, don't worry about it. Final question!

EN: You just saw what the Fransico Brothers done? They mocked THE LEGACY? Got any choice words?

RFM: *puts hand on chin* Hmmm... what do I have to say about that sorry display by those wannabes, Mikey and Joey No-Abs?!? Well Joey it looks as those you learned a new trade! To be played out faster than a Rich Vaus joke! *LEGACY laughs* Well yout hink you are really funny Joey?!? How original, stealing an nWo skit! Bravo! Not! You know you can't compete with me verbally in a battle of minds so you have to stoop down to played out storylines circa 1998 to satisfy your ego's want of superiority! But you aren't half the man or athlete that the Prototype is! The FATion? How original? So funny... ha ha... NO! Did you think of that all by yourself or your momma had to help you with that one, Fransico Rinaldi?!? The RFW World Title Tournament is starting at Sunday, Bloody, Sunday and as I've said last night, you are apparently my first round opponent. I wonder how that happened?!? Poochie, comment?!? You think when you pair me with your stooge in the first round that it'll stop me at my quest to the World Title? Hell no! You can't stop THE LEGACY from its Manifest Destiny to own the RFW World Title! I am reaching for that brass ring, that *claers throat* perverbial pot of goldfish! *loud laughter is heard from Sweet Melissa* It isn't that

[RF Godfather]

THE RF.Net DISCLAIMER
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This is property of RFM Productions and anything produced herein is subject to copyrights and patents pending. If you are offended by anything, situations, language and the like mentioned below, ignore this roleplay... if not, enjoy. Edited for the fed.
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THE LEGACY PRESENTS...
the pinnacle of "sports-entertainment" as you or I have known it...<img src=http://members.aol.com/razorxhall/images/twolightsredgreen.gif><font color=blue>THE PROTOTYPE</font><img src=http://members.aol.com/razorxhall/images/twolightsredgreen.gif>
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Overall RP Record: 397-8-8World Titles: 56Miscellaneous Titles:89RFW Current Record: 0-0-1RFW Titles Held:Not AvailableRFW Titles Current:Not AvailableNext Board Opponent(s): <font color=red>Joey Fransico - (RFW World Title Tournament)</font>

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{12:27AM}
[Scene 1: The official LEGACY limosine pulls up to the infamous Viper Room, New York City. There is a huge line of people waiting to pass the hugh bouncer at the door to get into the private party. A red carpet falls over the entrance and Smooth, the Limo Driver opens the backdoor and out comes the faction to the paparazzi with the flashbulbs illuminating the nightlife. First is Apocalypse in Edge-esque clothing, next, OIC in stylish camofluage emsemb, Sweet Melissa in a leopard print tight dress with a "tropical fishey" design, Prototype with a sports jacket and black shirt and finally Gwen wearing a black tube top with a PLAYBOY logo and black leather pants makes their way towards the door. For some reason the bouncer haults them at their tracks.]

RFM: *pulls green tinted glasses down a tad and looks at the bouncer* What's the hold up?

TB: *looks down at RFM with anger in his eyes* Nothing... *changes demeanor* Can I get a picture with THE LEGACY so I can tell my kids I met you guys?!?

GW: *pulls out a Palm Pilot from her GUCCI bag and looks at something* We don't have the time for this but it's your call hun?

RFM: *bouncer is visibly begging on his knees* Get up, it won't hurt to make one of our fans happy. You don't mind guys do you?

[LEGACY shakes collective head no and then take a picture with the bouncer.]

RFM: *pulls a fistful of money out of his backpocket and handshakes the bouncer with that very hand as Prototype winks* We cool?!?

TB: You bet! *bouncer moves the red velvet rope and lets the entire faction inside*

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{12:57 AM}
[Scene 2: Inside a private room with the words VIP LOUNGE on the door, THE LEGACY gathers. The room has a red strobelight glow reverberating as techno music blares over the sound system around the room with red circular furniture that is drapped around the perimeter with a whole buffet table acting as the centerpiece. A bar is in the corner with a man acting as the private bartender. Gwen is seated on a barstool currently on her cellphone trying to get the attention of the bartender who is wiping a shot glass and staring at Sweet Melissa dancing around a pole with her glass of wine sputtering about. On the other side is OIC and The Apocalypse in front of the big screen tv trying to do some karaoke while inebriated. On the glass table near them they have many empty shotglasses turned upside down. The Prototype is seen walking back and forth watching the fun ensue. He is not currently drinking at the time being. He walks toward Gwen.]

GW: *calling bartender* Barkeep?!? I'm talkin' to you! HEY Y

[PanterA]

[1:20am The official LEGACY limousine is seen driving down Broadway]

JR: "Wait a minute...aren't the Faction inside the infamous Viper Room? What's going on here?"

[The camera man inside the limo shows Joey Fransico driving]

Joey: "Hey Mark. You're busy drinking it up in that dive bar while I'm out here...in your limo."

JR: "How did he get there limo?"

Joey: "Some would ask...how did I get the Fat-tions official limo?"

Paul: "Didn't you just say that JR?"

Joey: "Well you forget that when you're on live TV...everyone knows exactly where you are."

Paul: "What a moron this Fat-tion is! HA!"

JR: "That's Faction and I don't think RFMark would be happy about the why you're talking about his Legacy."

Joey: "So, I was watching back in my locker room and I noticed you like stealing things...so I figured, what's good for the goose is good for the gander. Right? Hey you know, this thing drives nice...you wouldn't want *swerve into oncoming traffic* anything to happen to it?? *swerves back into his lane* would ya?"

JR: "This man is sick!"

Paul: "I like him JR, and you should show respect."

Joey: "Oh look...goodies. Well what's this, oohhh look important documents..well i don't need these *He throws them out of the window* Oh and this...looks like a lap top well i already have so..*Chucks it out the window*"

JR: "That was Gwen's computer Paul...that's just not right!"

Joey: "Hey, I got an idea...I haven't done this in a while. I'll check back when I get there. oh man this brings me back to my teenage years."

[camera cuts out]
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[1:45am Under an unknown bridge in an unknown location]

Joey: "Ahhh well here we are. Man do I miss this place. I killed my first man right there *points over to the right* Oh and right there, I broke my first pair of legs with a baseball bat. *Points to the left* Ahh those were the days. Well, this brings us to why I'm here tonight."

*camera pans out to see the limo*

Joey: "We're going to have our selves *Bends down and picks up jugs of gasoline* a barn fire."

*Joey starts pouring the gasoline all over the limo and pours a trail of gas a few feet away. All the time whistling*

Joey: *Puts a cigar in his mouth* "Well here's to RFW and to the success of Joey Fransico!"

*He pulls out a zippo, lights his cigar then drops the zippo on the trail of gasoline. The fire races down the trail towards the limo as Joey ducks behind a brick wall. He has his fingers in his ears, eyes close, cigar in his mouth, and a smile on his face as the explosion sends glass and flaming car part flying. A flaming wheel comes bouncing pass Joey as he tries to get as close to the flame as he can*

Joey: "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A RUSH!!! OH MAN!! oh wait I almost forgot *Joey pulls out a bag of marshmallows and a stick* No barn fire is complete without Marshmallows!! OH MAN THIS JUST BRINGS ME BACK!!"

*the camera zooms out as Joey blows out a flaming marshmallow and fades out as he takes a bite*

JR: "The faction is going to be sooooo mad!"

Paul: "I don't think he cares!"

http://members.aol.com/rnfpantera/rfsig4I crush the rush. I rule you fool.

[RF Godfather]

THE RF.Net DISCLAIMER
__________________________________________________ _____________________________
This is property of RFM Productions and anything produced herein is subject to copyrights and patents pending. If you are offended by anything, situations, language and the like mentioned below, ignore this roleplay... if not, enjoy. Edited for the fed.
__________________________________________________ _____________________________
THE LEGACY PRESENTS...
the pinnacle of "sports-entertainment" as you or I have known it...<img src=http://members.aol.com/razorxhall/images/twolightsredgreen.gif><font color=blue>THE PROTOTYPE</font><img src=http://members.aol.com/razorxhall/images/twolightsredgreen.gif>
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Overall RP Record: 397-8-8World Titles: 56Miscellaneous Titles:89RFW Current Record: 0-0-1RFW Titles Held:Not AvailableRFW Titles Current:Not AvailableCurrent Stable: THE LEGACYCurrent Members: Gwen, OIC, Sweet Melissa, Apocalypse, <font color=orange>????</font>Next RFW Board Victim(s): <font color=red>Joey Fransico - (RFW World Title Tournament)</font>

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{10:56PM}
[Scene 1: The radio is on and "Jumping Jack Flash" by The Rolling Stones is playing. Inside the LEGACY lockerroom, the entire faction is relaxing after a long night of partying at the infamous Viper Room. Apocalypse has just arrived back to the room after his "explosive" interview.]

RFM: *gets up from his black leather couch and congratulates AP* Greet job Apocalypse! You really made an impact! You really set the wrestling world on fire, literally!

AP: I try! I wonder if The Reaper has some balls and accepts the challenge.

RFM: He better! AnyWHO, relax my friend. Have a Sam Adams! *he goes to the icebox and tosses him one*

AP: Thanks. *AP gets a seat and sits with the rest of THE LEGACY in front of the 100" television.

RFM: *looks at the camera* Hey Legacy Marks! *pop* We're all here except OIC and we want to say something to lil Joey Fransico! Hey Joey Boy, how's it going? We got word from our driver, Smooth earlier in the morning like around 5:30AM or so that you commandeered our official LEGACY limosine. We got a tape of it. *picks it up on a nearby table and presses PLAY on the VCR* Let's see what actually happened, shall we!

[Tape plays as RFM stands near the tv and leans on the table with his hands crossed.]

RFM: PAUSE! Now, it's apparently 1:20AM, what happened at that time?!?

AP: I think I was sleepin' by then? I cant remember!

GW: *raises hand* I was talkin' on the phone to our newest ally! *winks at RFM as he returns the gesture* Stupid Joey! *shakes her head back and forth* He really doesn't know who he is messing with!

SM: Ummm... *scratches head* I'm not sure? Was I out?

RFM: You were out! I made sure you went to sleep. I was looking out for you. *smiles*

SM: Thanks Markie. Oh no, really. You are too good to me. Thanks again, sweet thing. I didn't do anything foolish did I?

RFM: No, I made sure nothing bad happened! *she nods at her* Let's continue with the Joeyride joyride! Ha Ha! *LEGACY and the crowd laughs a he presses PLAY again* What do you know, you stole our limosine! Ain't that great! Good for you! Yeah we know we are live on tv and everyone knows where we are. Tell me something I didn't know... What is this... as Booker T, my good friend from LVPW would say, tell me you didn't just say that! *presses REWIND and then it plays again* What the... so Paul, HEYMAN! So you said and I quote, "What a moron this Fat-tion is! HA!" Well I got a little surprise for you! Just