Top 10 Rap Songs That White People Love

[Uncle Fezster]

Mine is "California Love"

http://www.catsandbeer.com/music/the-top-10-rap-songs-white-people-love

10. Positive K - I Got A Man
9. Digital Underground - The Humpty Dance
8. Biz Markie - Just A Friend
7. Young MC - Bust A Move
6. Rob Base and DJ Easy Rock - It Takes Two
5. Naughty By Nature - Hip Hop Hooray
4. Tag Team - Whoomp (There It Is)
3. Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby
2. House of Pain - Jump Around
1. Sir Mix-A-Lot - Baby Got Back

[lleeder]

11. :thumbdown:

[lleeder]

12.:huh:

[lleeder]

13.:blink:

[furie]

8. Biz Markie - Just A Friend

is that really considered a rap song?

[TheMojoPin]

Top 10 rap songs that lame as fuck white people love, maybe.

[furie]

where's Damn It Feels Good to be a Gangsta?

i would have thought the office space factor would come into play more.

[Dash77]

Top 10 rap songs that lame as fuck white people love, maybe.

Quoted for TRUTH....

[Bossanova]

I think that was my top ten most hated raps somgs when I was 15. Just awful white people

[Furtherman]

Jamonit.

[cupcakelove]

I don't know how many people today love Ice Ice Baby. Who made up this list?

[torker]

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Don't ever come down...
Freebase

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Jump Around > all

:king:

[SatCam]

14. :glurps:

[donnie_darko]

gay.

[drusilla]

top 10 rap songs white people loved in 1992?

[Snoogans]

yea is this place aware that white people still listen to rap now? And Vanilla Ice? Is that a fuckin joke?

[drjoek]

The Humpty Dance
Artist: Digital Underground
Album: Sex Packets


Verse One: Humpty Hump (Shock G)
All right!
Stop whatcha doin'
'cause I'm about to ruin
the image and the style that ya used to.
I look funny
but yo I'm makin' money see
so yo world I hope you're ready for me.
Now gather round
I'm the new fool in town
and my sound's laid down by the Underground.
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
so just let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee.
I'm steppin' tall, y'all,
and just like Humpty Dumpty
you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
I like to rhyme,
I like my beats funky,
I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
but sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat.
Look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
and I even got my own dance
{Chorus:}
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Verse Two:
People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
that's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
but ya can't get near me
I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,
all the girls they adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear.
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge,
both how I'm livin' and my nose is large
I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid,
I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,
I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits
Also told ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write.
All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
and now I'm gonna do my dance.
{Chorus}
Breakdown:
Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
It's real easy to do--check it out
Verse Three:
First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
Crazy wack funky
People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
Humpin', funkin', jumpin',
jig around, shakin' ya rump,
and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump.
{Chorus}
Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Let's get stoopid!
{Chorus}
Oh, yeah, come on and break it down
Outro:
Once again, the Underground is in the house
I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world,
keep on doin' the Humpty Dance,
and to the ladies,
peace and humptiness forever
{Music and fade}

[AnnoyedGrunt]

No NWA? Come on! I can't be the only unhip white guy who knows all the words to Narural Born Killaz.

[Fezticle98]

Top 10 rap songs that annoying white people appreciate ironically.

[torker]

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[grlNIN]

I fucking hate Salt n' Peppa.

[Dash77]

Hey White people are loving Crank dat Soulja Boy, for some Odd reason...

[TheMojoPin]

I think it's actually the top 10 rap songs white kids' parents love when they get drunk enough at weddings.

[realmenhatelife]

Actually this list is the top 10 rap songs on "Now thats what I call rap vol. 4"

also, top 10 rap songs for people who have said the phrase 'I like all kinds of music except for rap and country.'

[EliSnow]

This may mean I'm lame, but "It Takes Two" is one of favorite rap songs. The others on the list not so much so.

[landarch]

Worst......List.......Ever.

[TheMojoPin]

also, top 10 rap songs for people who have said the phrase 'I like all kinds of music except for rap and country.'

So, so nice.

I definitely enjoy a bunch of those songs, but none of them belong on a top 10 of anything.

[Furtherman]

I fucking hate Salt n' Peppa.

Then you'll LOVE VH1's new show: The Salt N' Pepa Show! (http://www.vh1.com/shows/series/salt_n_pepa/splash.jhtml?extPop=popVspot_shows(1571372)&source=hp_carousel)

Oh the drama!

Can they reconcile their provocative stage personas with Salt's new-found spirituality?!

Can Pepa do her thing without offending the congregation?!

Hilarity ensues!!!

:dry:

[Earlshog]

10. Positive K - I Got A Man do ya?
9. Digital Underground - The Humpty Dance sex packets is really good cd, it was different for its time, very funky
8. Biz Markie - Just A Friend No body beats the Biz.... Beastie legend
7. Young MC - Bust A Move the anthem of the unhip
6. Rob Base and DJ Easy Rock - It Takes Two... Played at every club, 80's night, wedding, graduation party, etc its the "Celebration" of hip hop
5. Naughty By Nature - Hip Hop Hooray I would have thought they would go OPP here
4. Tag Team - Whoomp (There It Is) Who doesn't love a song that leads to wilding/gang pool rape
3. Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby Has there ever been a bigger heal then Robert... U gotta love the guy
2. House of Pain - Jump Around this song is nauseating but the album is a classic
1. Sir Mix-A-Lot - Baby Got Back Im not a violent person but when I see people dancing and singing along late night in the bar I want to strike them with my beer bottle, after I finish it....

[fezident]

"Gettin' Jiggy Wit It".

....or anything else by Will Smiff for that matter.

[Bay Ridge Tim]

Eminem - Lose Yourself

My friend called it the WBA, the White Boy Anthem.

[TheMojoPin]

10. Positive K - I Got A Man do ya?

Yeah, this song just sucks, period. It's a stupid "gimmick" song.

9. Digital Underground - The Humpty Dance sex packets is really good cd, it was different for its time, very funky

Agreed, and I'm happy I still have the album. DU put out some great tracks...it's just so dumb that so many non-hip-hop fans prop this song up as one of the genre's best.

8. Biz Markie - Just A Friend No body beats the Biz.... Beastie legend

The song is funny, but it's just sad whenever people use it as an example of how they "really like the rap." The Biz is an AMAZING DJ, one of the greats...but for a song where he raps or sings or whatever to be up there repping hip-hop...no.

7. Young MC - Bust A Move the anthem of the unhip

Heh, one of my guilty pleasures. I actually think he's really underrated as a writer and an MC...not like he's one of the all-time greats or anything, but if he had hooked up with the right producers or collaborators, I think he could have been much more impressive.

6. Rob Base and DJ Easy Rock - It Takes Two... Played at every club, 80's night, wedding, graduation party, etc its the "Celebration" of hip hop

Yeah, like so many of these other songs, it's just so cliche, no thanks to lazy TV shows and movies that slap them in whenever they want to seem "hip" or ironic." That said, this one has some of the best samples ever.

5. Naughty By Nature - Hip Hop Hooray I would have thought they would go OPP here

This is the only other group on this list besides DU that I enjoy and respect beyond a "oh, hey, that song is kinda catchy" level.

4. Tag Team - Whoomp (There It Is) Who doesn't love a song that leads to wilding/gang pool rape

Such a dumb fucking song...and the first southern rap act to make it, which, besides OutKast and the VA Beach artists, sucks some serious ass.

3. Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby Has there ever been a bigger heal then Robert... U gotta love the guy

Fuck no. Dude tainted the white MC forever.

2. House of Pain - Jump Around this song is nauseating but the album is a classic

Decent album. Everlast was definitely an underrated MC who got a lot of respect from guys like Brand Nubian and Gang Starr...too bad who went on to that awful faux-country/alt.rock bullshit.

1. Sir Mix-A-Lot - Baby Got Back Im not a violent person but when I see people dancing and singing along late night in the bar I want to strike them with my beer bottle, after I finish it....

THIS SONG IS NO LONGER FUNNY. It was funny for MAYBE a year after it came out, and then it became soooooooo goddamned played. FAT PEOPLE...IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU. WHITE GIRLS DOING THE OPENING DIALOGUE...YOU'RE NOT FUNNY. Sir Mix-A-Lot is as gimmicky as it gets...LET IT DIE.

I'm shocked "Fight For Your Right to Party" and "Walk This Way" aren't on here. Not that I wouldn't put them in a top 10, but it seems like every crackah around knows those songs.

[JPMNICK]

Sir Mix-A-Lot is as gimmicky as it gets...LET IT DIE.

I'm shocked "Fight For Your Right to Party" and "Walk This Way" aren't on here. Not that I wouldn't put them in a top 10, but it seems like every crackah around knows those songs.

you didn't like Put 'em on the glass?

and i was SHOCKED there was no beasty boys on there.

[Snoogans]

why are there no songs from the awful guy who hosted White Rapper WShow. Wasn't he supposed to be famous?

[TheMojoPin]

why are there no songs from the awful guy who hosted White Rapper WShow. Wasn't he supposed to be famous?

Dude, are you knocking Prince Paul and MC Serch? 3rd Bass was fucking good, goddammit...better than all the other white rappers out there up until the mid-late 90's. That said, 3rd Bass were never huge...they only had, like, 2 hits, and neither were big enough for dorky, old white people to know by heart. But MC Serch and Pete Nice were good MC's...Serch had a lot of respect as a freestyler.

"The Gas Face" (http://youtube.com/watch?v=rdmwmxhHmlg)

"Pop Goes the Weasel" (http://youtube.com/watch?v=pGDiKw9jxbM) (With Henry Rollins playing Vanilla!)

"Brooklyn - Queens" (http://youtube.com/watch?v=p4WWDprtFMM)

"Steppin' to the AM" (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q5trgthmADs)

"Product of the Environment" (http://youtube.com/watch?v=BmNsi7PSgAQ)

[Snoogans]

ok see. I wasn't hatin on him. I just figured he musta sucked if he couldnt get on over Vanilla Ice

[Snoogans]

besides he is a fag for being associated with that awful show. Him, Saigon, Kid Rock, fuck em all

John Brown King of the Burbs I would kick the shit outta that hand shakin bum

[TheMojoPin]

Yeah, that show was hideously bad. And I expected so much better since it was from egotrip.

[Furtherman]

What's The Senario?

[Snoogans]

I don't know if anyone said this, but how the fuck is Run DMC walk this way not on there. I think everyone in the world knows that fuckin song

[TheMojoPin]

What's The Senario?

That's for the "top 10 rap songs every white COLLEGE kid knows."

And should know.

[Snoogans]

we should get some black sheep and De La Sol on this bitch. NONSENSE. this list is so bad it mist as well just say Will smith 10 times

[TheMojoPin]

we should get some black sheep and De La Sol on this bitch. NONSENSE. this list is so bad it mist as well just say Will smith 10 times

Psh, only if it's the top list of rap songs where white people only know, like, the opening verse and the chorus.

Shit, I've got a suggestion...why not Onyx's "Slam?"

[Judge Smails]

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[Earlshog]

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am I caller 10?

[ZigZagBigBag]

anytime ive played Above the Love's 'Black Superman" and Rappin' 4-tay's 'Player's Club', for my white brethren, they've dug it. then we'd smoke a 'gagger' and talk shit about hockey. then we'd go collecting for unicef. bup!

[fezident]

This is gonna derail but...
Does anyone here remember when Neil Peart from Rush attempted to rap a quick verse?? Yeah, it was "Roll The Bones". I'm pretty sure they weren't kidding around either. I really think they were trying to make a serious musical statement. Ugh.

I read the name of the thread and saw: "white people" and "rap", so my brain immediately went to Rush. Without question the whitest band in the United States................. AND CANADA!!

[Chigworthy]

anytime ive played Above the Love's 'Black Superman" and Rappin' 4-tay's 'Player's Club', for my white brethren, they've dug it. then we'd smoke a 'gagger' and talk shit about hockey. then we'd go collecting for unicef. bup!

Now you're startin' a decent list. How about some Andre Nickatina?