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JustJon
10-08-2007, 09:17 AM
Inspired by storylines from the 4400...

If there was a shot you could take that would give you super powers, would you take it?

Before you decide, there are two things you need to know:

1) There is a 50% chance after you take the shot, you will die. There is no way to tell if the shot will kill you or not unless you actually take the shot.

2) You have no control over what super power you get. You could get a cool power like flight or super strength, you could get a lame power like the ability to talk to bunnies or the ability to sense bread, or you could end up with a really bad power like being a plague carrier that kills anyone you come in proximity with.



So with all that, if someone offered you the shot, would you take it?

booster11373
10-08-2007, 09:28 AM
I will take those odds

OGC
10-08-2007, 09:31 AM
Too many negatives there, put me down for a no.

cupcakelove
10-08-2007, 09:31 AM
No. The most likely out come is death, and the second most likely is ending up with a crappy super power.

Death Metal Moe
10-08-2007, 09:33 AM
So half the people die, then a certian percentage of those left get shitty to marginal powers?

That's horrible chances on getting something cool.

Fuck that. No.

RAAMONE
10-08-2007, 09:33 AM
the ability to talk to bunnies is lame? i'd be shooting for that one

JPMNICK
10-08-2007, 09:44 AM
i vote no

the % something good happens is just to low

i will take my chances of getting bit by a radioactive spider

ChrisTheCop
10-08-2007, 09:51 AM
i vote no

the % something good happens is just to low

i will take my chances of getting bit by a radioactive spider

I agree, besides, I hate needles.

As for the radioactive spider idea, me too. But they keep dieing in the microwave.

cupcakelove
10-08-2007, 09:52 AM
I agree, besides, I hate needles.

As for the radioactive spider idea, me too. But they keep dieing in the microwave.

Did you try the defrost setting?

JPMNICK
10-08-2007, 09:53 AM
I agree, besides, I hate needles.

As for the radioactive spider idea, me too. But they keep dieing in the microwave.

wrap them in bacon 1st

JustJon
10-08-2007, 09:55 AM
No. The most likely out come is death, and the second most likely is ending up with a crappy super power.

Most likely? No, it's even odds you live or die. And there's no percentages to cool vs lame powers. It's possible everyone gets cool powers and no one gets bad ones. Except Raaamone and his bunnies.


And personally, no. I wouldn't risk a 50% shot at death to get a super power.

JesterOfSadness
10-08-2007, 09:56 AM
I would.

except I'm terrified of needles/shots.

CassiusClay
10-08-2007, 10:00 AM
Would you rather have the power of flight or the power of invisiblity? After much thought, I think I'd have to go for the invisiblity. Think about it, you could be alone whenever you wanted to, i.e., get out of any situation imaginable. You could do cool spy shit for the government. You could do the obvious and check out boobs and dongs. But the act that sways me is being able to mess with your friends while they are sleeping.

JPMNICK
10-08-2007, 10:02 AM
Would you rather have the power of flight or the power of invisiblity? After much thought, I think I'd have to go for the invisiblity. Think about it, you could be alone whenever you wanted to, i.e., get out of any situation imaginable. You could do cool spy shit for the government. You could do the obvious and check out boobs and dongs. But the act that sways me is being able to mess with your friends while they are sleeping.

how fast can you fly? is it just as fast as you run, or is it superman speed?

CassiusClay
10-08-2007, 10:06 AM
how fast can you fly? is it just as fast as you run, or is it superman speed?

Hmm...sadly enough, I didn't think of that. I guess I sort of imagined the speed of, let's say, the fastest bird.

EliSnow
10-08-2007, 10:07 AM
I vote no.

mendyweiss
10-08-2007, 10:18 AM
The thought of Mendy becoming a potentate is too scary to think about

RAAMONE
10-08-2007, 10:22 AM
You could do the obvious and check out boobs and dongs.

trannys?

MadMatt
10-08-2007, 10:28 AM
My initial inclination is YES! However, I also have a baby daughter that I don't want to leave fatherless. I have ALWAYS wanted super powers, so I am really leaning toward yes, but now that I have a kid I don't know.

It kind of depends on if taking the shot would count as suicide if I died, thus negating any life insurance money my family would get. It might be worth the risk if my family will be taken care of.

And if anybody caught the season finale, there is a possibility that they are going to be able to create a test that will determine who will die if they take the shot.

MadMatt
10-08-2007, 10:29 AM
The thought of Mendy becoming a potent is too scary to think about

Fixed it for ya... :smoke:





j/k Budday

DarkHippie
10-08-2007, 11:01 AM
Is it a horrible death or do you just go to sleep and not wake up. If the death isnt horrible, I'd go for it. I have no attachments here, and the upside is better than the obvious downside.

A.J.
10-08-2007, 11:15 AM
It would depend upon what those powers would be.

torker
10-08-2007, 11:27 AM
So with all that, if someone offered you the shot, would you take it?

http://cdn-82.cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users10/brandicedesigns/default/I_only_remember_to_take_pictures_for_the_last_ho--gallery-msg-114633038867-2.jpg
WOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

buzzard
10-08-2007, 11:36 AM
nope! my super-power would probably be something sucky like able to drink without getting intoxicated.:dry:

JustJon
10-08-2007, 11:44 AM
Is it a horrible death or do you just go to sleep and not wake up. If the death isnt horrible, I'd go for it. I have no attachments here, and the upside is better than the obvious downside.

For the sake of the question, it's a heart attack and you're dead fairly quick.

DarkHippie
10-08-2007, 12:00 PM
For the sake of the question, it's a heart attack and you're dead fairly quick.

then i would do it. we're all gonna die, but only a few live an extraordinary life.

JustJon
10-08-2007, 12:40 PM
It would depend upon what those powers would be.

Completely random. If you survive the shot, you're playing powers roulette. You could gain a healing factor or you could gain an enhanced sense of smell.

TeeBone
10-08-2007, 12:44 PM
then i would do it. we're all gonna die, but only a few live an extraordinary life.

Why not try and live your own extraordinary life?
Is yours that bad?

LiddyRules
10-08-2007, 12:59 PM
I don't know. But I do know that if people started to get superpowers and it was kind of known/accepted and I was stuck being the worthless human I am, it would probably thrust me into a pretty severe lifelong depression. I honestly can't imagine ever being happy knowing that there were people out there with superhuman abilities while I had none. And it's not even that I'm a particularly jealous person, just that something like that would kill me.

DarkHippie
10-08-2007, 01:14 PM
Why not try and live your own extraordinary life?
Is yours that bad?

I can't fly

MadMatt
10-08-2007, 01:22 PM
Man, I have been thinking about this all day. As selfish as it would be, I think I would take the shot.

I have had a lifelong obsession with superheroes and super powers - I don't know how I could resist NOT taking the shot with the realization of one of my greatest desires within easy reach.

Team_Ramrod
10-08-2007, 01:27 PM
No, you only have a 25% chance of getting a cool power. The other 75% leaves you dead or wishing you were.

Hottub
10-08-2007, 01:29 PM
No, you only have a 25% chance of getting a cool power. The other 75% leaves you dead or wishing you were.


Sounds alot like me with a chick I'm trying to bang.:sad:

TooLowBrow
10-08-2007, 01:31 PM
If there was a shot you could take that would give you super powers, would you take it?



I would shoot the hostage

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/245/1518659482_0a26c57747.jpg

Hottub
10-08-2007, 01:32 PM
I would shoot the hostage

http://www.filmhai.de/kino/kinoplakat/bilder_0009/speed/index.php?gal=1&pic=4

But would you cut the red wire, or the blue one?

drjoek
10-08-2007, 01:34 PM
A round for the house:drunk:

Team_Ramrod
10-08-2007, 01:35 PM
Sounds alot like me with a chick I'm trying to bang.:sad:

touche young tub, touche

Off the record... I'd bang you Tub

DarkHippie
10-08-2007, 01:36 PM
No, you only have a 25% chance of getting a cool power. The other 75% leaves you dead or wishing you were.

There's no percentage on the coolness of the power you get. most powers are really really cool.

torker
10-08-2007, 01:37 PM
I can't fly
http://www.poemhunter.com/i/lyrics/singers/50/2250_k_1413.jpg I believe I can.

lleeder
10-08-2007, 01:37 PM
Isn't this same thing going on in X-men storylines. Did they swipe it from the show or the show from them?

Team_Ramrod
10-08-2007, 01:43 PM
There's no percentage on the coolness of the power you get. most powers are really really cool.

If there's a 50% chance of death and half of that leaves you with the chance for a cool power or a non cool power, that leaves you with 25% chance of cool power... it's just not worth it... I'd sooner look to the sky in some dark alley while being molested, yelling for some superpower guy to save me than take those odds.

TooLowBrow
10-08-2007, 01:44 PM
But would you cut the red wire, or the blue one?

both. how could it hurt

MadMatt
10-08-2007, 02:05 PM
If there's a 50% chance of death and half of that leaves you with the chance for a cool power or a non cool power, that leaves you with 25% chance of cool power... it's just not worth it... I'd sooner look to the sky in some dark alley while being molested, yelling for some superpower guy to save me than take those odds.

I think that some of us are looking at it as ANY power is a cool power. Simply having an ability that nobody else (or very few people) on Earth has makes it cool in-and-of itself. Sure, you REALLY want super strength, flight, heat vision or something else of that "stature," but an enhanced sense of smell or the ability to grow your fingernails long can be cool too.

A power is what you make it - sometimes you just have to be creative.

Team_Ramrod
10-08-2007, 02:12 PM
I think that some of us are looking at it as ANY power is a cool power. Simply having an ability that nobody else (or very few people) on Earth has makes it cool in-and-of itself. Sure, you REALLY want super strength, flight, heat vision or something else of that "stature," but an enhanced sense of smell or the ability to grow your fingernails long can be cool too.

A power is what you make it - sometimes you just have to be creative.

Very true, but when the possibility of being the guy who carries around a plaque that kills upon human contact... well, that would kind of ruin the chances of sex in the future.



Or would it?


Now I must rethink....

Hottub
10-08-2007, 02:16 PM
Sorry, Matt.
I still can't get past that 50% chance of death part.
I guess I'll just stick with my God-Given ability to perform cunnilingus like a super hero.

Snoogans
10-08-2007, 02:18 PM
this is the dumbest shit I ever saw. HELL NO. 50% chance you die and then if you manage not to, you might be some fag superhero

Team_Ramrod
10-08-2007, 02:18 PM
Sorry, Matt.
I still can't get past that 50% chance of death part.
I guess I'll just stick with my God-Given ability to perform cunnilingus like a super hero.

I think you mean fellatio Tub, and superhero might be a bit much... Champ maybe?

Snoogans
10-08-2007, 02:19 PM
Jon just wants the small chance he will get to become one of the ambiguously gay duo

Hottub
10-08-2007, 02:22 PM
I think you mean fellatio Tub, and superhero might be a bit much... Champ maybe?


*Insert MrsRod joke Here!*:nono:

IamFogHat
10-08-2007, 02:30 PM
Show me where to sign up.

Team_Ramrod
10-08-2007, 02:33 PM
*Insert MrsRod joke Here!*:nono:

:help:

spoon
10-08-2007, 02:38 PM
This may be an actual choice out there....

50% chance for this:

http://www.sfgate.com/c/pictures/2004/12/02/mn_bonds_giambi.jpg


50% chance of this:

http://img.search.com/thumb/6/6d/0708_large.jpg/200px-0708_large.jpg

torker
10-08-2007, 02:39 PM
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/03/11/sports/190-knicks.jpg
YES!!!

Snoogans
10-08-2007, 02:42 PM
i guess if i was steve francis, id want a 50% chance i didnt have to live anymore

torker
10-08-2007, 02:48 PM
http://www.tommcmahon.net/images/snipercat.jpg

lleeder
10-08-2007, 02:57 PM
Side effects may vary

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r74/ecrtwa/Chris%20Benoit/16.jpg

JustJon
10-09-2007, 09:44 AM
this is the dumbest shit I ever saw. HELL NO. 50% chance you die and then if you manage not to, you might be some fag superhero

No one said you had to be a hero. The world needs supervillains too.

STC-Dub
10-09-2007, 01:54 PM
I know my luck, I would be part of the 50% that died from the shot; if I survived somehow I would end up with something lame like the ability to hear trees fall in the forest when no one is around.

led37zep
10-09-2007, 02:05 PM
I know my luck, I would be part of the 50% that died from the shot; if I survived somehow I would end up with something lame like the ability to hear trees fall in the forest when no one is around.
Oooooooh, good superpower. Think about all times you could say "yes, yes it does make a sound, you see I have this superpower...."


I wouldn't take the shot, too much risk for not enough reward. Now if you still had the 50% survival rate but you got to pick the superpower...well, then I'd have some thinking to do.