Natalie Portman's Bare Ass

[Doctor Z]

I kinda wish she wasn't boney as hell, and she needs to get over the fucking Gozer hairdo. But, of course, I'd still hit...

Sort've NSFW (http://perezhilton.com/?p=6321#more-6321)

[cougarjake13]

not bad

[Hottub]

If only she had something that resembled an ass. I need something to bang.

[FUNKMAN]

tiny hiney... cute!

[grlNIN]

Peter Pan?


:[

[Midkiff]

Hawt

[Bulldogcakes]

Somebody give that poor girl a sandwich.

[Sarge]

Not bad, she could gain a few pounds though.

[RoseBlood]

I kinda wish she wasn't boney as hell

If only she had something that resembled an ass. I need something to bang.

tiny hiney... cute!

Somebody give that poor girl a sandwich.

Not bad, she could gain a few pounds though.

Whaaaaaaaahhhh?!?!?!?! She's got enough cushin! You are all insane!!! :wacko:

Hahaha..

[torker]

Ass like a ten year old boy
http://www.dvd.net.au/movies/t/03240-3.jpg

[RoseBlood]

Now this is boney!!! (http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/5059/thingtj7.jpg)

[Dougie Brootal]

Shes 2 Shits And 1 Puke Away From Being Perfect!

[spoon]

RB, bulldog and stu would still hit it. Justice would marry it.

[spoon]

And that moe haircut does ruin it. Wow I hate really short hair on the ladies. It really takes something special to pull that off.

[torker]

Put a little honey on it and I'd eat it.

[Bulldogcakes]

http://www.funatico.com/media/pics/cured%20anorexia.jpg

[Hottub]

Whaaaaaaaahhhh?!?!?!?! She's got enough cushin! You are all insane!!! :wacko:

Hahaha..

Maybe enough for you, hon! :blink:

[Devo37]

If only she had something that resembled an ass. I need something to bang.

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c395/Devo37/fatass.jpg

more your style, Hottub?

[Bulldogcakes]

Originally Posted by RoseBlood View Post
Whaaaaaaaahhhh?!?!?!?! She's got enough cushin! You are all insane!!!

Hahaha..



Maybe enough for you, hon! :blink:

Yeah!! If you like it so much RB, why dont YOU strap one on and . . nail . . . . that . . . . . . .



Excuse me. I'll be back in 10 minutes.

[torker]

Baby got slats
http://www.singingfool.com/photos/245/001031_23.jpg

[RoseBlood]

Yeah!! If you like it so much RB, why dont YOU strap one on and . . nail . . . . that . . . . . . .



Excuse me. I'll be back in 10 minutes.


ewww no, not my style

[drjoek]

At least she has FINALLY begun the process of posing naked in movies. Ive been waiting along time:wink:
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/adc/10104004A~Natalie-Portman-The-Professional-Posters.jpg

[ChrisTheCop]

LOve the Portman, and would like to see the pic, but have they removed it? Nothing there.
sigh.

[TheMojoPin]

Now that is a very lovely behind.

[ChrisTheCop]

youre killing me.

why cant i see it?

she's not even on the site's list of actresses.

[TheMojoPin]

Maybe if you weren't so busy dispensing unwarranted tazings and beatings you'd know how to work the internet! (http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/labels/natalie%20portman.html)

[StupidGirlllll]

Didn't she show her ass in that movie with Julia Roberts & Jude Law?

[cougarjake13]

Didn't she show her ass in that movie with Julia Roberts & Jude Law?

i dont think she ever showed a fully naked ass

[A.J.]

Nice. But I agree -- a little more meat on those bones wouldn't hurt.

[FUNKMAN]

Nice. But I agree -- a little more meat on those bones wouldn't hurt.

like your meat?

you sly fox

[lleeder]

Far too pale for my tastes.

[cougarjake13]

Far too pale for my tastes.

insanity

http://www.freewilliamsburg.com/archives/natalie-portman-nude.jpg

[spoon]

It's an ok ass at best. You can tell she's a Harvard chick and naturally skinny bc she's skinny soft and probably reads gay mojo novellas about jelly and fluff.

[IamPixie]

where can you actually see this short?

[JPMNICK]

she is not my type, but i would not throw her out of bed.

[narc]

At full force in the ass, mouth and vagina.

[SquareHead]

I'm a big fan of her & her naked ass

[Death Metal Moe]

Way too skinny. I'd hit it, but she needs more curves.

[ChrisTheCop]

Thank you Mojo, I am indeed retarded.
The pic wasnt great, but I bet the short will be fantastic.

I liked Natalie in Star Wars, but fell in love with her after seeing this:
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[spoon]

That is some good shit. My fav is how mean she is to marc with a c.

[PapaBear]

That's the best one in the series of those type of videos. Even better than Dick in a Box. I just wish they had an uncensored version like they do with DinaB.

[Doctor Z]

insanity

http://www.freewilliamsburg.com/archives/natalie-portman-nude.jpg

I'm about 98% sure that one's not real.

[spoon]

I never saw dick in a box yet. And no I'm not a virgin :wink:.

[Doctor Z]

I never saw dick in a box yet. And no I'm not a virgin :wink:.

That's not what you told ME!

[ChrisTheCop]

I become fixated easily.
Here's her ass in 2004's "Closer"...
and it looks pretty damn good.

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[spoon]

That's not what you told ME!

That's what I say to get laid and you fell for it!!

[RoseBlood]

Maybe if you weren't so busy dispensing unwarranted tazings and beatings you'd know how to work the internet! (http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/labels/natalie%20portman.html)
It was enjoyable to witness Chris become so increasingly frustrated.
Way to go and ruin it Mojo.. aarrrgghh!!!

At full force in the ass, mouth and vagina.
In that order?!?! :blink:

You're disguu... I mean, that's disgusting!!!

Btw.. funny video Chris!

[IamPixie]

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wow.

[suggums]

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[Reynolds]

These were taken 3 years ago.... Not the best quality, better ones out there but my wife's in the next room, and I don't wanna hear her shit.

NSFW (http://wizbangimages.com/image/16.jpeg)

[sailor]

These were taken 3 years ago.... Not the best quality, better ones out there but my wife's in the next room, and I don't wanna hear her shit.

NSFW (http://wizbangimages.com/image/16.jpeg)

based on the tag at the bottom those are at least 7 years old.

[IMSlacker]

Way too skinny. I'd hit it, but she needs more curves.

Moe, you need to get yourself to the Butterfly Lounge.

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[Death Metal Moe]

That AIDS patient has the right idea.

[Reynolds]

based on the tag at the bottom those are at least 7 years old.

well time flies

[spoon]

Man I hope she was 18 by then.

[lleeder]

Man I hope she was 18 by then.

I hope not :innocent:

[RoseBlood]

Man I hope she was 18 by then.

I hope not :innocent:

Haha.. well she is 26 now.

[lleeder]

Haha.. well she is 26 now.

Thats 10 more than I need from her. :tongue: