O.J. Simpson Is "Hitman" For Steve Jobs

[Furtherman]

A South Carolina inmate notorious for filing frivolous and fanciful lawsuits against public figures has used his latest complaint to accuse Apple chief executive Steve Jobs of employing O.J. Simpson as a "hitman" for the past two decades, in addition to a litany of other outlandish offenses. (http://www.appleinsider.com/articles/07/09/25/inmates_suit_claims_o_j_simpson_is_hitman_for_stev e_jobs.html&page=1)

I guess all that prison time will screw with your mind.

But it is hilarious.

Read the 3-page handwritten complaint here. (http://www.appleinsider.com/articles/07/09/25/inmates_suit_claims_o_j_simpson_is_hitman_for_stev e_jobs.html&page=2)

I like how he copyrighted his name.

[A.J.]

I liked his $63 BILLION lawsuit against Michael Vick (http://www.foxnews.com/projects/pdf/riches_jonathan_file.pdf).

[topless_mike]

holy shit
that inmate should get a government job to work off his sentance.