Old TV Characters: Battle Of Death!

[The Blowhard]

OK, think of putting all of your favorite old TV characters in a huge stadium, fighting to the death. Who would win? Remember, last man or woman standing!
My choice: Herman Munster!

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[RF Godfather]

Elvis Presley with the guitar is my pick or him later on his career with his beer belly brandishing his greasy banana samiwiches.

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This message was edited by RonFez Mark on 11-26-01 @ 9:43 AM

[Gvac]

I'm going with my man Bruce Lee as "Kato" on the old Green Hornet TV series.

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[reeshy]

Barney Fife cause he got balls!!

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[deckert]

Col. Steve Austin
the Six Million Dollar Man


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[fatty]

i'd have to say hefty smurf. That nukka had strength

it's true,
it's damn true!

[The Blowhard]

NO CARTOONS! Everyone would pick Superman. Personally, I would pick Gigantor.;)



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[Tazz1376]

I think someone with magical powers could just sit back and kick everyones ass by turning them into something non-threatening. Therefore, I say Jeannie would kick ass.

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[Jester]

I got to go with MR. T when he was on the A Team.

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[The Blowhard]

Pinky Freaking Tuscadero!

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[The Librarian]

If you permit tag teams I'll go with Starsky and Hutch every time. And boy could Hutch sing . . .

This duck still alive . . . chop, chop.

[IkeaBoy]

uh, duh! The Incredible Hulk.

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[The Blowhard]

If you permit tag teams I'll go with Starsky and Hutch every time. And boy could Hutch sing . . .


I can name that tune! "Don't Give Up On Us Baby" ;)
And if we allow tag teams, how about "Spot" from the "Munsters" and "Thing" from "The Addams Family?
Now that's a tag team! ;)

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[Captain Rooster]

one name... GODZILLA

or

Tootie

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[The Blowhard]

No Cartoons or movie characters Rooster. Tootie it is! ;)

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[Captain Rooster]

geez heckler...rules rules rules..

Tootie and the Retard Comic in a tag team....I hope the put Mr. Munster through a table!

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[Gwen]

Damn it, jester stole my answer. So now im going to have to choose.....um....the blonde guy from Dukes of Hazzard or Putty as the Tick from the live action show.

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[impactplayer2k1]

I say B.A. Baracus from the A-team, fool!

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[The Blowhard]

Lurch vs Gentle Ben.
Flipper vs The cast of Baywatch.
Bull from Night Court vs The Golden Girls.
Two two "Dicks" from Bewitched.
Frank Burns vs Mrs Garrett.
this is getting good!

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[The Blowhard]

Wow! Gladys Kravitz just kicked Mork in the nads, and Mr. Rogers has Captain Kangeroo in a headlock!
And look! Mike Brady is on his knees facing Charles In Charge..hey, stop that!!!!

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[fatty]

i would say willis from different strokes. that brother is thug life for real.

it's true,
it's damn true!

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[sketchy]

excellent one on one:

alice from brady bunch vs. hazel

tag team:

cindy brady & punky brewster vs. the olsen twins

sketchy

[jafter]

here you go old school vs new school.

june cleaver and mrs brady

VS

Rosanne and Peggy Bundy

Hate to say it but new school wins that one...

[radio junkie]

How bout a three way match between Allan Ludden, Gene Rayburn and Wink Martindale? That is, if game show hosts can participate.

The only time I have a drinking problem is when I don't have a drink

[The Blowhard]

The black guy who wheeled around "Ironside": BADASS!

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[radio junkie]

How bout Jack Soo (from Barney Miller) vs. Pat Moritta (from the later Happy Days, and also played A Choo on Sanford and Son).

The only time I have a drinking problem is when I don't have a drink

[radio junkie]

How bout Jack Soo (from Barney Miller) vs. Pat Moritta (from the later Happy Days, and also played A Choo on Sanford and Son). I'd have to go with Pat, he has Mr. Miagi talent.

The only time I have a drinking problem is when I don't have a drink

This message was edited by radio junkie on 11-30-01 @ 1:32 PM

[The Blowhard]

Florida Evans is fighting Nell Carter over a bucket of KFC!
Mr Roper is bitch slapping Maude!


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"Merry Christmas? Here's your Merry Christmas."

[Snackboy]

Danny Partrige has an M-16 and took out Uncle Fester

[jafter]

Good one heckler.

How about eddie haskell vs the older sister on good times was it thelma. She would kick his ass.

[Captain Rooster]

OOH MY!!! Corky from Life Goes On just dropped kicked The Retard Comic from Facts of Life,
because Corky does not want to to make good on the $5 bet he lost over the Special Olympics 50 yard dash!!!!

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[The Blowhard]

Fonzie has just been decapitated by Pugsly Addams!
Grizzly Adams is snapping John Boy Walton's neck!

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"It takes good taste to appreciate bad taste."

[The Blowhard]

Will the carnage ever end? I just saw Maude get gang banged by the Sweathogs!
And what is Mr. French doing to Abner Kravitz? He snapped his neck!

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"It takes good taste to appreciate bad taste."

[The Blowhard]

Aunt Clara from "Bewitched" has just capped Edith Bunker with a .44 Magnum in the ass!

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[Tall_James]

...and Vickie the Robot from "Small Wonder" has accused Hymie the Robot from "Get Smart" of inappropriate touching!!!!

All Hell Is Breaking Loose!!!

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[The Blowhard]

So I guess that Dick Van Patten wins, unless we go to overtime.

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[IkeaBoy]

Why doesn't Hulk win? Hulk had super strength and less than human hearing!

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[The Blowhard]

Hulk vs. Herman Munster. Hmm.

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[IkeaBoy]

See Herman Munster might have the reach but he moves very slowly and wobbly. One swift kick to Dr. Banner and the green Hulk would grab that Frankenstein by his neck and throw him through a wall.

And don't think Grandpa has a chance against Purple Shorts.

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[CruelCircus]

Hey, Superman can count!
Did we all forget the classic live-action, black-and-white version? So Superman.
But it's hard to argue Tazz's logic, Jeannie does have a distinct advantage- as would Sabrina, the Teenage Witch.

But, in the spirit, some opening-round matchups:
-Danny Terio vs. Adrian Zmed
-Hawk, from Spencer for Hire vs. DS9's Capt. Sisco
-The Greatest American Hero vs. Buffy, The Vampire Slayer
-The Solid Gold Dancers vs. The Fly Girls, from In Living Color
-Archie Bunker vs. Lou Grant
-Dick Clark vs. Regis Philbin
-Triple Threat: Tom Brokaw vs. Dan Rather vs. Peter Jennings
Dallas vs. Dynasty
The Dukes vs. The Klampetts



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[FUNKMAN]

James West (Robert Conrad) was a BAD Mother! Just when you think you had him he got you with the ol' derringer in the sleeve.

Him and Captain Kirk(William Shatner) were the ultimate combination of Macho and Ladies Man...

Kirk would win, he has newer technical weapons...
but bare knuckles it's James West, for sure....


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[The Blowhard]

Shocking News! Buffy from "Family Affair" just rose from the dead and is about to smack her Uncle Bill with a bat!

"It takes good taste to truly appreciate bad taste"-John Waters

[The Blowhard]

Run! Jm J Bullock has a syringe!

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[Tall_James]

"Oh Mister Eddie's father! I just hit you with frying pan! Now me pop a cap in Uncle Norman's ass!"

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I'm looking down your blouse right now and you don't even know it.

[cheezeemee]

BOB BACKLUND!
With his wrestling style he could beat anybody....and he did!! Several times!!

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[Gvac]

Topped, because it's one of
the funniest threads ever!


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[A.J.]

Captain Kirk.

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[Heady Nugs]

Adam West as the fucking real Batman vs. The Professor from Gilligans Island. They both have the brains and the gagets, but Adam west has a suit with painted on eyebrows and no pussy nipple armor. However the professor could rig some sort of coconut launcher.

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[johnbravo]

it's a tag team match mork and mindy vs Alf and greg the bunny....it was a bloody fight with mindy taking one for the troops but mork wins when he drives his egg space craft throw there stuffed bodys.

Don't talk about unity ever again...
my ears are closed talk to the fist!!
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[Patches]

Sipowicz Vs. Steve McGarret-

Sipowicz only because he would make Dan-O do all of the work, then finish him off to get the credit.

Partridges Vs. the Bradys- Gotta go with the Bradys b/c all the Partridges would be afraid to spill the Dads blood.

But in the big stadium superfight, I'm going to have to go with MacGyver blowing everyone up with a can of coke, a Post-it note and an orange peel.

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[dassal3399]

Micheal Knight, because he had Kit, Kit could run people over.

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"I'm Tony Montana...You Fuck Wit Me...You Fuck Wit The Best!!"

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[walking joint]

Inspector Gadget. he may need help from Penny and her little dog, but he always seems to win in the end.