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[sr71blackbird]

I was walking down the street....

[Judge Smails]

It's a street in a strange world. Maybe it's the Third World. Maybe it's my first time around. . .

[sr71blackbird]

I pass by a newstand and scan past the smut mags and notice a headline....

[torker]

SR71 DEAD

[DarkHippie]

I wonder, why would they cancel the SR71 project, and why was I not notified before the media?

[Kevin]

I wonder, why would they cancel the SR71 project, and why was I not notified before the media?

Because you were too busy playing a big role in SatCam's dream..

[TheGameHHH]

Because you were too busy playing a big role in SatCam's dream..

when satcam woke up, he realized his pants were wet.....

[DarkHippie]

when satcam woke up, he realized his pants were wet.....

then he remembered that he went to bed without pants

[PapaBear]

Because he'd given up on pants.

[TooLowBrow]

"we've all heard the pants joke!", ron roared.

[torker]

A pantless Satcam wondered if he was still dreaming, or was Ron really just inches away sitting at the foot of the bed.

[DarkHippie]

He smelt cigar smoke. He heard the crunching of Oreos. He saw a half empty bottle of whiskey.

[AngelAmy]

He slowly begins to realize he fell asleep in the XM radio studios. He wonders to himself "how long have I been here?"

[Bulldogcakes]

and then suddenly he realizes. He is in the XM studios, but on Earth 2.

[TheMojoPin]

He decided to pass some time on the internet, where he stumbled on the greatest message board thread of all time. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=28096)

[AngelAmy]

And he sheds one loney tear because he misses johneewadd so much

[TheMojoPin]

But then he sees an article about molested penguins, and he remembers that Waddles said he was moving to Antarctica...

[AngelAmy]

So he decides to get on the next plane to Antarctica to find him. He brings his friend...

[DarkHippie]

But he forgot his pants. 'Oh Waddles!' he said. 'My naughties are frozen. Won't you warm them in your penguin of love?'

[sr71blackbird]

But Waddles is deep in an ice cave with...

[TheMojoPin]

But Waddles is deep in an ice cave with...

A wampa 10 inches deep into his "Sarlacc Pit."

[Tall_James]

And his tongue up his lead sled dog's ass

[torker]

His thoughts turned toward sunnier climbs.

[Kevin]

Then he hears a voice, and it turns out to be...

[PapaBear]

Marcel Marceau.

[Kevin]

Who yelled... THE BEARS DEFENSE IS INCREDIBLY OVERRATED!!

[torker]

Silently, Marceau slid the bulbous head of his throbbing embalming fluid engorged member into the tight recess of his hungry man-ass.

[TheMojoPin]

Who yelled... THE BEARS DEFENSE IS INCREDIBLY OVERRATED!!

They're not. Dallas opened it up after the Bears lost 4 of their best and better defenders to injuries over the course of the game, and that on top of 2-3 key defenders already out. There are aspects of this team that really, REALLY suck, but when the D is even halfway healthy it's awesome.

[Kevin]

They're not. Dallas opened it up after the Bears lost 4 of their best and better defenders to injuries over the course of the game, and that on top of 2-3 key defenders already out. There are aspects of this team that really, REALLY suck, but when the D is even halfway healthy it's awesome.

Funny.. I made the exact same argument during the Giant Bear game.. I was told thats no excuse and that I was wrong..

Getting back to the story...

Waddles got really excited..

[TheMojoPin]

Funny.. I made the exact same argument during the Giant Bear game.. I was told thats no excuse and that I was wrong..

I'm not making excuses along the lines of, "oh, they totally would have won this game if the defense was healthy" like you were doing then. I thought before the game that the Bears were gonna have to battle to win even if they were magically healthy...the injuries just made it worse. I really don't see how this loss somehow proves they are overrated. How can they be proven overrated if most of the guys who are being "ovaerrated" aren't playing? It was basically Urlacher and a bunch of schlubs by the end of the 3rd quarter. What does that prove?

The giant bear then mounted Waddles like an old-timey gentleman mounting his giant bicycle.

[Friday]

I'm not making excuses along the lines of, "oh, they totally would have won this game if the defense was healthy" like you were doing then. I thought before the game that the Bears were gonna have to battle to win even if they were magically healthy...the injuries just made it worse. I really don't see how this loss somehow proves they are overrated. How can they be proven overrated if most of the guys who are being "ovaerrated" aren't playing? It was basically Urlacher and a bunch of schlubs by the end of the 3rd quarter. What does that prove?

The giant bear then mounted Waddles like an old-timey gentleman mounting his giant bicycle.

stop the madness, thread de-railer!!!!!


.... but Waddles was not in the mood for bear love at that moment so he kicked the giant bear where it hurts the most and ran directly towards the train depot!!

[buzzard]

stop the madness, thread de-railer!!!!!


.... but Waddles was not in the mood for bear love at that moment so he kicked the giant bear where it hurts the most and ran directly towards the train depot!!

As Waddles approached the depot he was promptly accosted by a band of roving mimes,in an effort to confuse and befuddle them,Waddles drew an imaginary box around himself.

[sr71blackbird]

WHOAH!!! Are we forgetting the idea of the thread here? My Mojo no less?
Please keep the sports to the sports forums, thank you!

Continue the story please....

[sr71blackbird]

And Waddles ducked into the box. Little did he know it, but the box was actually an inter-dimensional portal! Next thing he knew, he found himself on the factory floor of a pickle factory in Hohocus New Jersey, 7 years into the past! Possessing all of his present memories, he set about...

[DarkHippie]

And Waddles ducked into the box. Little did he know it, but the box was actually an inter-dimensional portal! Next thing he knew, he found himself on the factory floor of a pickle factory in Hohocus New Jersey, 7 years into the past! Possessing all of his present memories, he set about...

building his secret project: a super dill-infused picklerator!

[sr71blackbird]

The super dill infused pickleator had a malfunction however, and one of the pickles got caught in the pickle inserting sleeve of his own design. Seeing no other cylindrical object within easy reach to unjam the pickle, he....

[Kevin]

Called on LordJezo

[DarkHippie]

The super dill infused pickleator had a malfunction however, and one of the pickles got caught in the pickle inserting sleeve of his own design. Seeing no other cylindrical object within easy reach to unjam the pickle, he....

tried to kick the machine in the sleeve. But there was brine all over the floor and . . .

[Leticia]

tried to kick the machine in the sleeve. But there was brine all over the floor and . . .

Called on LordJezo

Who then used his all mighty phone to call Cockstrong whos name proved that...

[Kevin]

Who then used his all mighty phone to call Cockstrong whos name proved that...

But was disappointed because his master plan to get sheepy alone was ruined, when he realized he dialed the wrong number..

[Bossanova]

But was disappointed because his master plan to get sheepy alone was ruined, when he realized he dialed the wrong number..

And reached the Mets bullpen, which made evryone worry...

[DarkHippie]

And reached the Mets bullpen, which made evryone worry...

Because the Mets defense is incredibly overrated

[buzzard]

Because the Mets defense is incredibly overrated

even in the past,so Waddles sucked on his sleeve and and grabbed his gherkin-powered inter-dimensional trimodulor weight displacement device and

[DarkHippie]

even in the past,so Waddles sucked on his sleeve and and grabbed his gherkin-powered inter-dimensional trimodulor weight displacement device and

farted

[torker]

loudly

[Kevin]

The sound of the fart caused a massive avalanche

[DarkHippie]

The sound of the fart caused a massive avalanche

of pickles, and he was caught in the cucumbery landslide

[buzzard]

and thus created the tourist attraction known as the great green pickle slide ride at 6 flags

[torker]

God hates Stugots

[buzzard]

God hates Stugots

the children cried

[DarkHippie]

the children cried

except for baby jesus, who threw pickles at him

[buzzard]

except for baby jesus, who threw pickles at him

and the continant who emptied their bedpans on his feet

[Ritalin]

except for baby jesus, who threw pickles at him

....AND the pickles were good and the Lord said let the first born son of the Jew in the field eat the cucumber salted with vinegar and extra garlic and never let he who crunches the extra garlic lay with the woman, rather go to the fields and lay with the flock.

[buzzard]

....AND the pickles were good and the Lord said let the first born son of the Jew in the field eat the cucumber salted with vinegar and extra garlic and never let he who crunches the extra garlic lay with the woman, rather go to the fields and lay with the flock.

& he shall be called Stugots from this day forward

[torker]

There where pickles and shit everywhere.

[buzzard]

There where pickles and shit everywhere.

giving life to a new race known as the people of fecal & gherkin

[DarkHippie]

giving life to a new race known as the people of fecal & gherkin

the Fecal were a docile people, content to raise sheep amongst the gentle hills of pickles and streams of brine. the Gherkin, however, were a stunted, aggressive clan of hunters and warriors who harried the Fecal regularly and raided their Fecal farms

[Ritalin]

the Fecal were a docile people, content to raise sheep amongst the gentle hills of pickles and streams of brine. the Gherkin, however, were a stunted, aggressive clan of hunters and warriors who harried the Fecal regularly and raided their Fecal farms

Interstingly, it was the Gherkin peoples (Homo Picklus) who disappeared from the earth, only to be found in extremely rare fossilized form when the Carnegie Deli renovated, a fossil remnant known to scientists as Gladys.

The Fecal Peoples (homo shithead) can be found around the world in abundant quantities to this day.

[DarkHippie]

Interstingly, it was the Gherkin peoples (Homo Picklus) who disappeared from the earth, only to be found in extremely rare fossilized form when the Carnegie Deli renovated, a fossil remnant known to scientists as Gladys.

The Fecal Peoples (homo shithead) can be found around the world in abundant quantities to this day.

However, that is all superflous, for this is the story a star-crossed couple, one a fierce Gherkin, and one a soft, gentle Fecal.

[torker]

This unholy union produced an unholy offspring.

[DarkHippie]

This unholy union produced an unholy offspring.

He was a monstrosity of dill and dingleberries. But he masked his foul lineage with charm and grace. his name was . . .

[cougarjake13]

reeshy, master of the exclamation point as well as