View Full Version : Break up habits
Skellington
09-19-2007, 07:01 AM
whenever i break up with someone, i throw out all my undergarments and buy new. What break up habits/rituals do the buddy's of RF.net have?
IamPixie
09-19-2007, 07:02 AM
I banish all songs that remind of said person from my itunes. I buy new undies as well.
drjoek
09-19-2007, 07:03 AM
Burn their trailer down with gasoline
mikeyboy
09-19-2007, 07:07 AM
Ignoring the restraining order.
Dougie Brootal
09-19-2007, 07:07 AM
i usually have to have some one already lined up to go to. then i make them hate me and break up with me so i dont have to pull the trigger. doesnt seem to work very well sometimes.
EffMeBoobs
09-19-2007, 07:12 AM
Slash their tires and pour sugar down their gas tank. You know the usual stuff.
thejives
09-19-2007, 07:15 AM
Breakup rituals:
1. quit job
2. spirit quest
3. buy a new album
4. listen to it on repeat
5. begin to believe all the songs are about you
6. dust apartment meticulously
7. climb high buildings and lookout into horizons
8. hint about it but refuse to talk about it when asked.
9. vacuum apartment
10. get job back
drjoek
09-19-2007, 07:19 AM
http://www.cinemacomrapadura.com.br/filmes/imgs/FatalAttraction_1987_img_2.jpg
Alex had a few good ideas
nate1000
09-19-2007, 07:26 AM
FAP-FAP-FAP-FAP-FAP-FAP-FAP-FAP-FAP-FAP-FAP-FAP
I'd keep going, but you get my point.
AJDELAWARE
09-19-2007, 07:51 AM
Im with Nate.
I usually start going to a lot more shows, staying out a lot more, and trying to get bakc into the habit of doing my own thing all the time.
led37zep
09-19-2007, 07:53 AM
Throw away that stupid doll I made out of her hair
IamPixie
09-19-2007, 07:54 AM
Throw away that stupid doll I made out of her hair
"IT FELL OUT YOUR HEAD THAT WAY"
DolaMight
09-19-2007, 07:56 AM
Pull out phone line, change phone number. Threaten friends who maintain contact. When encountered in public don't make eye contact and don't acknowledge they exist. Repeat as necessary until dead.
King Hippos Bandaid
09-19-2007, 08:20 AM
Watch My Back
I was a Dick when I broke up with someone
Me a Dick, I know, you are shocked
:king:
Dougie Brootal
09-19-2007, 08:22 AM
Watch My Backside
I was on a Dick when I broke up with someone
Me liking Dick, I know, you are shocked
:king:
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Fezticle98
09-19-2007, 09:56 AM
When I break up...stop returning their calls, try to avoid running into them.
When they break up w/ me...listen to a lot of music, spend a lot of time at the gym or riding my bike, maybe drink. If possible, go to a strip club.
What's up with the panty tossing? And where do you ladies live?:unsure:
FUNKMAN
09-19-2007, 10:15 AM
i have a habit of still throwing her 2 g's a month, still cut her grass, still maintain her pool, let her use my 2nd vehicle when hers is in the shop, heck i'll even move furniture for her...
just as long as I don't have to live with her :smile:
Marc with a c
09-19-2007, 10:17 AM
date gvac
King Hippos Bandaid
09-19-2007, 10:28 AM
date gvac
:lol:
Line of the Day
:king:
SatCam
09-19-2007, 10:41 AM
make a thread about it
patsopinion
09-19-2007, 10:45 AM
What's up with the panty tossing? And where do you ladies live?:unsure:
and will you do us a favor and isolate the undies from food contamination
taking deep whifs of katsup just doesnt do it for me
keithy_19
09-19-2007, 12:22 PM
make a thread about it
:innocent:
Since my break up I went through a stage of mass intake of alcohol. Black out drunk.
I've started smoking, though I'm trying to keep it on a social level. It's a failing battle.
Listened to Ben Harper's Walk Away on repeat while I drank.
Went to random empty parks and stood in the middle of fields.
Masterbated a lot less.
Started drawing suicidal comics.
Started a few threads.
Met a new girl.
Made old girl seem like nothing but a blip on the radar screen of my life.
Started writing a whole lot more again.
:drunk:
drjoek
09-19-2007, 12:54 PM
:innocent:
Since my break up I went through a stage of mass intake of alcohol. Black out drunk.
I've started smoking, though I'm trying to keep it on a social level. It's a failing battle.
Listened to Ben Harper's Walk Away on repeat while I drank.
Went to random empty parks and stood in the middle of fields.
Masterbated a lot less.
Started drawing suicidal comics.
Started a few threads.
Met a new girl.
Made old girl seem like nothing but a blip on the radar screen of my life.
Started writing a whole lot more again.
:drunk:
That does not seem to fit with the rest
just sayin
Friday
09-19-2007, 05:55 PM
date other people
line em up! :smoke:
keithy_19
09-20-2007, 02:53 PM
That does not seem to fit with the rest
just sayin
I just didn't have the mindset. It was like she took my cock for awhile. I got it back now though. Back to my 7 a days.
JesterOfSadness
09-20-2007, 03:03 PM
Burned pictures of her
Threw out gifts she gave me
Ruined art she painted for me
Gave away a whale beanie baby(that my ex gave me) to a friend of mine, whose boyfriend wanted to kick my ass because he thought I was hitting on her. Oddly enough, they moved to the building next to mine a while ago.
IamPixie
09-20-2007, 03:05 PM
Ruined art she painted for me
that's just evil.
Fezticle98
09-20-2007, 03:58 PM
that's just evil.
It was only fingerpaintings. Fingerpaintings and beanie babies.
thejives
09-20-2007, 08:32 PM
Wait a minute ... is this THE Skellington that started this thread?
I'm a huge fan!
You were great on the show. Especially Fez's "Dinner for 5" ripoff.
I hope your life is rocking now, because you're a very cool chick.
JerseyRich
09-20-2007, 09:20 PM
Wash, rinse, repeat.
I watch this movie, over and over...
http://www.teachwithmovies.org/guides/south-pacific-DVDcover.jpg
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