Forward - Dane Cook

[underdog]

The Mayor of Benningtonville is absolutely right; this is probably the greatest song that has ever been produced. Just beautiful. Dane Cook is amazing.

Great song Dane!

And here it is, in full, for everyone to enjoy :

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[drusilla]

that is truely terrible

[Thrice]

I'm absolutely crying right now.

[grlNIN]

Um, yeah, I want my 2 minutes back.

[midwestjeff]

Um, yeah, I want my 2 minutes back.

Sorry, you can't go back, only Forward...Forward.

[Marc with a c]

what is he thinking?

[grlNIN]

Probably that he is funny.

[BMoses]

what is he thinking?

He figured it would be right up your alley.

[Gmann]

Dane Cook is awful.

He isn't funny.

This song is possibly the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

And last but not least.....who else things Good Luck Chuck is gonna be so bad even Jessica Alba's hot little ass won't be able to save it ??

[Doctor Z]

Wait... what the... What THE FUCK IS THIS?!

Is this FOR REAL!?

Dane Cook already wasn't funny to me... but this just BURIES him as a comic. He is dead.

[tele7]

Watch your back James Blunt.

[Slumbag]

Dude, that song just gave me douche chill, no, FROZE me in douche.
That reminded me of a song Dirk Digler would sing.

[Chigworthy]

He figured it would be right up your assey.

Ew!

[legroommusic]

I don't like the production. Intead of a weak guitar intro, I would've started off with electric piano like the Chicago ballad he lifted it from.

[GreatAmericanZero]

what was the "Chicago" song that sounded very similiar?

[mikeyboy]

what was the "Chicago" song that sounded very similiar?

"Hard to Say I'm Sorry"

[RoyMunson]

HELLO NEW SONG ON MY IPOD!!!!!!!!!!!:thumbup::clap::thumbup:

[TheMojoPin]

what was the "Chicago" song that sounded very similiar?

Randon question...why do you always put quotes around band names?

[Death Metal Moe]

Dane Cook: Comedy for the Retarded Masses.

[BMoses]

HELLO NEW SONG ON MY IPOD!!!!!!!!!!!:thumbup::clap::thumbup:

Putting it on the same playlist with Ace of Base?

[DolaMight]

"Hard to Say I'm Sorry"

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[IamPixie]

yikes

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I hate Dane Cook Fans...

But I can easily make them laff, so I do like the Fact that I never bomb with them

awful song from an awful comedienne who is cashing in on idiots

:king:

[DolaMight]

Dane Cook blew up without anybody hearing about him. Speaking on behalf of Canada, everyone I know I've asked if they knew who dane cook is and I have to explain that he's one of the guys in the costco movie with jessica simpson. Normally they'd get some TV time up here before they blow up. I get comedy central and HBO and the only time I once saw him was on tourgasm and I didn't even know it was comedy. I thought it was a drama/reality show. I caught the Bob Kelly SNV and it was funny hearing him trying to defend him with Colin Quinn. Colin had nothing and Kelly still couldn't defend him.

[underdog]

Man, I don't think you guys get it. You need to listen to the lyrics.

Forward. Forward.

Its so deep.

[LiddyRules]

I want to know the person who will use this as their wedding song. You know someone, somewhere, at some time will do their first dance to Dane Cook's Forward.

[Furtherman]

I missed the bit on this song - what is it? Dane Cook sang this? On a serious note? Did Ron & Fez talk about this?

[JPMNICK]

I missed the bit on this song - what is it? Dane Cook sang this? On a serious note? Did Ron & Fez talk about this?

i was going to post the same thing, but I did not want to sound like an idiot

[underdog]

I missed the bit on this song - what is it? Dane Cook sang this? On a serious note? Did Ron & Fez talk about this?

This is Dane Cook's new hit single.

And they did talk about it on the show. Ron mentioned how this song and a bottle of scotch got him through a lot of problems in his life.

[keithy_19]

Dane Cook is awful.

He isn't funny.

This song is possibly the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

And last but not least.....who else things Good Luck Chuck is gonna be so bad even Jessica Alba's hot little ass won't be able to save it ??

Don't say things you can't take back. Her ass could stop world war 3.

[keithy_19]

I want to know the person who will use this as their wedding song. You know someone, somewhere, at some time will do their first dance to Dane Cook's Forward.

:bye:

[JPMNICK]

This is Dane Cook's new hit single.

And they did talk about it on the show. Ron mentioned how this song and a bottle of scotch got him through a lot of problems in his life.

do they actually play this on the radio

[underdog]

do they actually play this on the radio

I hope so. Everyone needs to hear the genius that is this song.

[Furtherman]

I missed the bit on this song - what is it? Dane Cook sang this? On a serious note? Did Ron & Fez talk about this?

i was going to post the same thing, but I did not want to sound like an idiot

Well, lucky for you I did!

But I still don't get it - where is it from? One of his albums?

[mikeyboy]

Well, lucky for you I did!

But I still don't get it - where is it from? One of his albums?

I think it's from his new movie.

[lleeder]

I think it's from his new movie.

It better be about Jessica Alba's ass then.

[The_Showstopper]

I didnt know too much about this guy so i checked his wikipedia page and found this on there. kinda interesting


From wikipedia

"Forward" single controversy
In late 2007, Cook released a single entitled "Forward" in support of his upcoming movie, Good Luck Chuck. Members of the [[|Ron and Fez|Ron and Fez Show]] staff discussed the song on their September 18 edition and noticed it was very similar to a song by the band Chicago. Upon playing the song "Forward" back-to-back with Chicago's "Hard to Say I'm Sorry/Get Away", it became apparent that the two were nearly identical, prompting one listener to say "Dane Cook writes songs the same way he writes jokes — stealing."

Heres the link for the whole page
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dane_Cook

[buzzard]

do they actually play this on the radio

yes If radios now flush:flush:

[TheMojoPin]

So given his spectacular suckiness at acting, comedy, not being a douchebag and now singing, it certainly does beg the question...what DOESN'T Dane Cook suck at?

[jetdog]

From wikipedia
it became apparent that the two were nearly identical, prompting one listener to say "Dane Cook writes songs the same way he writes jokes — stealing."

Heres the link for the whole page
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dane_Cook

I missed this part of the show! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[BoondockSaint]

So given his spectacular suckiness at acting, comedy, not being a douchebag and now singing, it certainly does beg the question...what DOESN'T Dane Cook suck at?

Making boatloads of money, for some unknown reason.