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girl germs
11-25-2001, 04:56 PM
but i can't find somewhere to do it...
...am i in the right place?
(yeah, yeah, yeah...i'm just being silly. delete if you must.)
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F1Gm3nT
11-25-2001, 05:01 PM
LOL
thank you for making me smile... I'm bored as F**K.
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girl germs
11-25-2001, 05:03 PM
me too!
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Sheeplovr
11-25-2001, 05:04 PM
so did u fart?
why do u have to leav us in suspence
number 333 its the way to be
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Zipgun
11-25-2001, 05:05 PM
Now if you could just edit a fart, that'd be great.
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girl germs
11-25-2001, 05:07 PM
so did i fatrt? no, but i...
::burps::
burped.
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F1Gm3nT
11-25-2001, 05:07 PM
yeah she did fart.
I heard it twas a board fart
dammit only 50 mins till closing time
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erinmoran
11-25-2001, 05:08 PM
Be careful...you might make the Heckler horny........
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"Better to burp it and taste it
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TheGameHHH
11-25-2001, 05:28 PM
What's that smell?
IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!
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F1Gm3nT
11-25-2001, 05:31 PM
the foul oder?
oh that's just Gvac
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
11-25-2001, 05:37 PM
girl germs,
"Have i told you lately that I
love you" or that "You are the
wind beneath my wings?"
Sigh, I understand [insert
hair twirl]!
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F1Gm3nT
11-25-2001, 05:50 PM
eeeeeeeew baby!! you stink
(radio chick reference)
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eggers
11-25-2001, 07:23 PM
one day i farted and it smelled and people told me that it smelled and asked if i farted and when i told them that i did they asked me why i farted...
so i never farted again.
:)
... and as of yesterday, i'm technically no longer a virgin!
The Belcher
11-25-2001, 07:45 PM
One time, I was in a small gift shop and made a really potent, heavy noxious blast that just hovered where I left it. I could almost see it. I stood back and watched people walk into the haze and look around trying to figure out what the stink was. My girlfriend didn't think it was funny so I killed her by accident.
You're as young as you feel. I feel like a baby, I just shit in my pants.
girl germs
11-25-2001, 11:55 PM
<i>"girl germs,
"Have i told you lately that I
love you" or that "You are the
wind beneath my wings?"
Sigh, I understand [insert
hair twirl]!"</i>
awww! alice s. fuzzybutt, would you be my mother??? seriously. me and sheeplovr could be, like, step brother and sister, and you would be our mother!
you would make such a kick ass mom!
:)
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RF Godfather
11-26-2001, 04:03 AM
Can someone pass me the gas mask?
I thought it was all cloudy up in here for another reason... I gotta get out of here and ge some fresh air.
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F1Gm3nT
11-26-2001, 08:14 AM
OH IT'S NOT THAT BAD!!!!
*wiff*wiff*
oh yah it is
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TooCute
11-26-2001, 09:04 AM
Ever light 'em on fire?
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F1Gm3nT
11-26-2001, 10:34 AM
ever make people sufer by closing all the windows in the car and locking them while your driving and just let a silent one sneak out and stink the whole dman car up.
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The Blowhard
11-26-2001, 11:28 AM
THE perfect fart smells like a casserole cooking in the oven. The whole "bean" thing is overrated. Raw vegetables and eggs..ahhh, now that's a fart!
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TheGameHHH
11-26-2001, 11:51 AM
Heck, I couldn't agree more, eggs will kill you every time.
IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!
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troystyles
11-26-2001, 11:54 AM
I have never laughed so hard about farts. I hope nobody brings up vomitting
love it, lick it
F1Gm3nT
11-26-2001, 12:03 PM
for some reason... NO LIE my farts smell like egg farts...
but I must say the best food for a good fart... egg salad sandwich
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impactplayer2k1
11-26-2001, 12:31 PM
any fart you release, is a good fart.
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F1Gm3nT
11-26-2001, 12:37 PM
no a real good fart are the ones that stink so bad that make you nacious
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skullcrush
11-26-2001, 01:34 PM
eeeeeeeew baby!! you stink
(radio chick reference)
wasn't it "baby you smelly"?i miss cbc sometimes and im not ashamed to admit it.
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F1Gm3nT
11-26-2001, 01:41 PM
I am not afraid at all to admit that I am a CBC fan. actually saved me from R-Kock.
I miss that show...
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
11-26-2001, 03:52 PM
awww! alice s. fuzzybutt, would you be my mother??? seriously. me and sheeplovr could be, like, step brother and sister, and you would be our mother!
You got it germsie! And bring little oolong along too! Wouldn't it be cute to see oolong and sheeplovr romping in the autumn leaves? Ah! a boy and his bunny...
I'm getting misty...
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girl germs
11-26-2001, 03:57 PM
YAY! this is great!
i'll bring my cow and pig along, too!
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hey, do me and sheeplovr get to share a room? haha.
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little oolong
11-26-2001, 04:12 PM
count me in.
i only ask for the best, though. caviar for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
and i need my own room, too.
and sheeplovr better stay away from my ass.
i don't ask for much.
it's the little things that count.
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JerseyRich
11-26-2001, 04:16 PM
Hell, I think I just farted about 6 times while I reading all the posts...
I think my mom just passed out.
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little oolong
11-26-2001, 04:18 PM
oh yeah, my little farts smell like roses.
girl germs' farts, ugh, don't even get me started.
::farts::
roses. ROSES, i tell you!
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
11-26-2001, 04:33 PM
i only ask for the best, though. caviar for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Fine, fine. [someone's suffering from DIVA syndrome!!]
Remember-- the "real" Alice S. Fuzzybutt said she'd share her ice cream with you!
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girl germs
11-26-2001, 04:50 PM
alice s.fuzzybutt, there is something you should know...
little oolong is a troublemaker!
and he DOES suffer from DIVA syndrome, all the time.
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
11-26-2001, 06:32 PM
little oolong is a troublemaker!
and he DOES suffer from DIVA syndrome, all the time.
But I heard his feet smell like cornchips! How could a diva let his feet smell like cornchips????
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The Belcher
11-26-2001, 09:08 PM
Just when I thought that TooCute couldn't get any cuter, I find out that she lights her farts on fire. I am so completely smitten right now that it looks like I have a tic-tac in my pants. Or a small potato. Oh, sorry, I looked at the back.
You're as young as you feel. I feel like a baby, I just shit in my pants.
EffMeBoobs
11-27-2001, 05:04 PM
Who farted today and how many times did you fart?
Girls dont fart, they queef.
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
11-27-2001, 05:29 PM
I farted today! But not as
much as yesterday.
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F1Gm3nT
11-27-2001, 05:39 PM
I had some good pork fried rice... and oh lord something bad smell came out of my rumpa
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The Belcher
11-27-2001, 10:32 PM
I called the Don & Mike show twice today and tried to fart into the phone and bofe times them farts they come out of my mouth like burping many times in a row. I farted after I got cut off tho. Why do eggs smell the same way coming out as they do going in? And why are beef & milk farts more flammable than chinese food farts? You'd think otherwise, right?? I singed my taint.
You're as young as you feel. I feel like a baby, I just shit in my pants.
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