I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me.

[Judge Smails]

I can't figure out if this is a goof or not. If it's legit, we should all chip in and get one for keithy_19.

At $6K, this one is a bargain:

<TABLE class=mod id=mainmod cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=500 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=10 cellPadding=0 width=500 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=top align=left width=135>Cheyenne B.
Age: 16,
Location: Northwest

Bride Price:
$5,995</TD><TD vAlign=top align=left width=225>We’re a Christian family and Cheyenne has had trouble with unchristian desires although at heart we know she's a good Christian girl. She needs a husband with STRONG Christian values who will provide her a STRONG Christian home and help her to live a godly life.</TD><TD vAlign=top align=left width=100>http://www.marryourdaughter.com/images/stories/daughters/1449972.jpg</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR><TR><TD>http://www.marryourdaughter.com/templates/mod_red/images/propose.gif (http://www.marryourdaughter.com/cgi/propose/add.pl)

</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>


Marry our daughter.com (http://www.marryourdaughter.com/)

Marry Our Daughter is an introduction service assisting those following the Biblical tradition of arranging marriages for their daughters.

Those who wish to list their Daughters with our site should click on SIGN UP OUR DAUGHTER on our main page for a form to fill out.

Those who wish to propose to a specific Daughter should click on the PROPOSE button on the Daughter’s INFO CARD.

[Fat_Sunny]

DUDE!!! Jezo Already Posted This And It Got LOCKED!!

[Judge Smails]

Oops!?

[Fat_Sunny]

Yeah, Reiily_Luck And Some Other Mod Got All Agitated By It.

[Bulldogcakes]

Well, Jezo posting this makes it creepier than it already is.

JudgeSmails posting it makes it seem funny and absurd. Depends on the source.


BTW-Is this even legal? Some/most of these girls are under 16. Notice how they don't give locations, so I bet its not.
And whats with the new car prices? Do they even CARE if the two people .. . . . .oh . . . . I dunno . . .. GET ALONG with each other? Very weird, very very creepy.

[sailor]

why did they get upset?

[torker]

Wait, Smails is Jezo? My night is ruined.

[cupcakelove]

So are they concerned with finding good husbands for their daughters, or getting a really high bid on them?

[Bulldogcakes]

So are they concerned with finding good husbands for their daughters, or getting a really high bid on them?

Exactly. Thats what God wants.

BTW-They like to call it a "dowry". :huh:

[torker]

Where are the aliens?

[Bulldogcakes]

Since were bringing back this 16th century practice, how about we bring back medical bloodletting and get rid of all that pesky indoor plumbing?

[RoseBlood]

Is that site real? I didn't click, but if it is, someone needs to call Child Abuse Prevention Services like NOW!!!

[Fat_Sunny]

It's Fake. It Has To Be!

F_S Just Did A Search Of The Threads Started By Jezo, And They Not Only Locked His Thread On This Topic, They Wiped It Out Altogether!

[SatCam]

I just maxed out my credit card

[Judge Smails]

F_S Just Did A Search Of The Threads Started By Jezo, And They Not Only Locked His Thread On This Topic, They Wiped It Out Altogether!


F_S, please look directly into the light.

http://www.soundstage.com/yfiles/pics/200007_mib1.jpg

[Fat_Sunny]

F_S, please look directly into the light.



It Was There And It Is Gone, F_S Tells You!!! It WAS There!!!

Power-Mad Reilly_Luck Wiped Away All Traces Of The Evidence!

Just Wait Until She Sees The Trouble You Have Started Tonight!

[Judge Smails]

It was swamp gas from a weather balloon that was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

[Bulldogcakes]

It Was There And It Is Gone, F_S Tells You!!! It WAS There!!!

Power-Mad Reilly_Luck Wiped Away All Traces Of The Evidence!

Its not gone. Its in the "Forbidden Zone".

Where you will find . . . . . your destiny!

[Bulldogcakes]

I'm trying to think . . . . . why did we fight the Taliban again?

[Midkiff]

OMFG, read these testimonials from their site:

"Thank God for your site! Our daughter was really nervous walking down the aisle, but she seems okay now and the money we got let us keep our farm and even add on a few acres."

—Mrs. Addrien L.


"At first we were worried that Janine was too young to get married, but then her new husband bought her a house and a car and jewelry and the money we got let us buy a house for ourselves. Getting out of the trailer park at our age was the best thing that ever happened to us, and it’s all thanks to Marry Our Daughter!"

—Mr. Jack M.


“I was SO scared getting married so young, but my husband is an okay guy and I am SO proud that because of me my parents were able to get their first brand-new car and take the trip they always wanted to. I couldn’t have done it without your site!"

—Katrina K., married at 14


“Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!"

—Mrs. James P.


“My mother thought I was getting ‘too frisky” and that I had to get married right away before I lost my purity to some high school boy. Marry Our Daughter found me a husband and my parents were able to keep their house and pay off my mother’s medical bills. I was so glad I could help them, and being married at my age (I'm 16 now) has a lot of advantages, like my own credit card!"

—Nancy A.

[buzzard]

so what yer saying is that there IS hope for Earl? leave it to Smails..he's such a madcap!

[BMoses]

This actually does make you a bad person

[Leticia]

This actually does make you a bad person

Good Call.

[Ay Kay Forty2]

If this is actually true, I wonder if these girls know they are being Christian sex slaves.

[CaptClown]

Its not gone. Its in the "Forbidden Zone".

Where you will find . . . . . your destiny!

... and your missing socks along with Amelia Earhart.