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Eric Shun
11-24-2001, 09:23 PM
ok, who is honest enough to admit cutting the cheese?
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TheGameHHH
11-24-2001, 09:36 PM
I can't wait for these responses. I hope our ladies have some funny things to say about this topic.
IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!
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Eric Shun
11-24-2001, 10:05 PM
HHH would u like to make a wager onwho responds?
while we wait ?
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poo poo platter...always funny =)
TooCute
11-25-2001, 09:18 AM
Of course I do. But I fail to
see how that makes me a
man.
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french bread pizza
11-25-2001, 09:59 AM
i fart...
i hate the times when you're by yourself, you fart..and it starts stinking so bad you have to leave the room
Eric Shun
11-25-2001, 10:34 AM
i love her.
simply love her.
your ok too too cute.
but when a woman can clear a room? now thats LOVE.
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poo poo platter...always funny =)
Sheeplovr
11-25-2001, 10:56 AM
how come when girls fart it smells the same as the little strips and MAgizine with perfume on it
number 333 its the way to be
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JerseyRich
11-25-2001, 11:33 AM
How come evrytim Sheeplovr firts he can niver spell it rite?
I kid because I love...
French Bread Pizza is my new fav. board member!
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french bread pizza
11-25-2001, 01:48 PM
your new fav board member?? w00tw00t...and i only have umm..okay i don't know how many posts i have but it's not a lot...does that mean you'll get tired of me quickly or that you're love will only grow stronger???
not all my farts smell like perfume, although i'd like to believe they do anyway..
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JerseyRich
11-25-2001, 03:44 PM
Well Frenchie, as I like to call you now....haha...
I only say things that I mean...and as of now, you are my favorite...I will not change my mind until I see a post that speaks badly of me or anyone on the message board...expect for Sheeplovr (only bcuz he is the scapegoat for all my mental inadequecies)! lol
So you are still on top of the list!
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french bread pizza
11-25-2001, 04:13 PM
**takes notes..no talking shit except for sheeplvr
okay i think i got it..
may i ask why you are calling me frenchie
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JerseyRich
11-25-2001, 04:19 PM
French Bread Pizza for short=Frenchie
p.s. Check your EMail
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French Bread Pizza...uh...Now I'm hungry!
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This message was edited by JerseyRich on 11-25-01 @ 8:21 PM
Alice S. Fuzzybutt
11-25-2001, 05:06 PM
how come when girls
fart it smells the same as the
little strips and MAgizine
with perfume on it
You are as sweet as the day is
long, Sheep!
When I fart I peel the paint
off the walls!!!!!!
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TheGameHHH
11-25-2001, 05:50 PM
LOL, I still don't know if I can take these ladies seriously. Does Fuzzybutt really tear the paint off walls? And I bet even TooCute's farts are too cute. Can you imagine these girls just really letting one rip? HAHA this thread rules.
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french bread pizza
11-25-2001, 07:47 PM
me and my ex used to try to out do each other..like he'd wake me up just so i could hear his fart...and so i started doing it to him, or calling him up the stars to fart..hahahaha..
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The Belcher
11-28-2001, 09:32 PM
My adorable ex-girlfriend, only 5 ft tall, once TACKLED me, struggled to hold me down for some reason, so I finally just relaxed to see what the hell was going on, and she sat on my head..... and blew off half my scalp with a hot blast. I never laughed so hard in my life, and then I accidentally killed her.
If a bear shits in the woods and there's nobody there to hear it, does he wash his hands afterward?
JerseyRich
11-29-2001, 02:58 AM
Posts that end with "and then I accidentally killed her" = more gooder
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French Bread Pizza...uh...Now I'm hungry!
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zathrus
12-13-2001, 04:27 PM
As a woman, I am "man"
enough to admit when I fart,
unless there is someone
else there to blame it on
--zathrus
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Bron Yur Stomp
12-19-2001, 10:20 PM
I dont know why woman dont let it rip. I mean farts are down right funny. I smile everytime I hear one, and smile more when its one of mine. But I can always enjoy anothers work and amaze at their craftmanship. Face it farts are funny things. They shouldnt be shunned but appreciated.
I had a girlfriend that would lock the windows in the car and blast one out like a red neck trucker. GGGGOD could that woman float air biscuits, more like air boulders or avalanches. GeeZ I guess the moral would be not to give a lactous intolerant woman ice cream.
If parenting is such a joy;
why did God allow his only son to die. Did Jesus forget to clean his room or did he get bad grades. Then bam! to the cross with you. That'll teach you to be the son of God and get bad grades.
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