teh funny thread

[Yerdaddy]

just post something funny - jokes, quotes, pictures of Mikeyboy, funny website links - whatever. Just be more funny!

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/7867/planestrainssnortvy9.jpg

"She's short and skinny, but she's strong. Her first baby come out sideways. She didn't scream or nothin'. [SNOOORT!]"

[Judge Smails]

Barry Bond's 756th Homerun Grilled Cheese Sandwich (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&Item=130149537876&Category=1469&_trksid=p3907.m29)

[Furtherman]

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[topless_mike]

i dont care who you are ... this is funny right here.

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[Furtherman]

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[Death Metal Moe]

http://www.cinemacom.com/posters/falling-down.jpg

"Maybe if you wrote it in fucking English I could fucking read it."

[Yerdaddy]

One of the funniest moments in TV history. Tim Conway destroys a scene.

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[Furtherman]

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I saw this on the air live and woke up my parents I was laughing so hard.

[DolaMight]

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I saw this on the air live and woke up my parents I was laughing so hard.

My favorite carson moments.

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[moochcassidy]

Groucho Marx - "Pardon me, while i have a strange interlude"

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from 'Animal Crackers' (1930) written by George S. Kaufman

[Landblast]

Ricky Gervais The Office.

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[moochcassidy]

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that was hypnotic.

he just destroyed that crowd by the end.

[moochcassidy]

Ricky Gervais The Office.

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from 'bo selecta' (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=3o8rdNR5tmE)

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[DolaMight]

that was hypnotic.

he just destroyed that crowd by the end.

There was another earlier standup while sitting down Rodney/Carson I wasn't able to find on Youtube. I swear he never took a breath and the crowd could never catch one. I miss Rodney.

[led37zep]

Anything by the Three Stooges works for me
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[The Silencer]

go get your fucking shine box:wallbash:

[Furtherman]

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[Marc with a c]

http://cristgaming.com/pirate.swf

[King Hippos Bandaid]

the word teh is funny

:king:

[DolaMight]

http://cristgaming.com/pirate.swf

Ronfez.net does not condone the illegal distribution, or duplication of copyrighted materials.

[PapaBear]

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I used to recite this bit word for word. BTW... In my late teens, I was called Iggy.

One of the funniest moments in TV history. Tim Conway destroys a scene.

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I laughed my ass off when I saw this when it aired. I never missed a Carol Burnett show as a kid.

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I saw this on the air live and woke up my parents I was laughing so hard.

I saw it live, too. Fucking cracked me up!

[A.J.]

My favorite part of my favorite Honeymooners episode.

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One of my favorite Seinfeld scenes.

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[spoon]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=vQtDimqQLXM

Oh and how are you guys linking the utube shit?

[spoon]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=EHItZuKTizw&mode=related&search=

[PapaBear]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=vQtDimqQLXM

Oh and how are you guys linking the utube shit?
Here we go again...

I had trouble with it for a long time, too. On the youtube thingy, copy the code that says "embed". It didn't work for me and few others. It does work for me, now. Don't ask me why.

[spoon]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qcwC0qTS68I

[spoon]

PB, can't find that embed tag anywhere? Help!!

[spoon]

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[spoon]

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:thumbup::king:

[spoon]

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Such a fucking hilarious show and I think only Gaia and I like it! If anything, at least watch the PSA at the end.

[PapaBear]

PB, can't find that embed tag anywhere? Help!!

Not sure how this will look... I picked a random video...

Kanye West backstage rant at MTV VMAs
Category Entertainment (http://youtube.com/browse?s=mp&t=t&c=24)
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[spoon]

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Sweet PB, thanks!

[spoon]

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[Kathleen From The Bronx]

I love love Jiggle Billy and Happy Time Harry.... ATHF is the best... If I could do the voice of Master Shake, I would.... I would talk like him all the live-long day and laugh at everything that I said... I dint bring teh funny... i just brought teh musings...

[spoon]

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[spoon]

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[spoon]

And if this is true I'm fucking stoked!!

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[StupidGirlllll]

And if this is true I'm fucking stoked!!

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Why not they get played on Adult Swin all the time. I really like this show better than Family Guy. How bout the one when Bender took in all the foster kids & where teaching them to be criminals classic.

[spoon]

Daddy bender!

Here's some more.

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[spoon]

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[spoon]

Got love Roberto! You no good fifty sixin!!!

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[spoon]

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[Dingbat_Charlie]

It's getting to the point where Adult Swim is pretty much the only non-sports TV I'm interested in watching.

commence to jigglin', ya'll.

[spoon]

It's getting to the point where Adult Swim is pretty much the only non-sports TV I'm interested in watching.

commence to jigglin', ya'll.

Preach on Brother Dingbat! AS rulz, O'Doyle style!

[tele7]

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[ChrisTheCop]

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Such a fucking hilarious show and I think only Gaia and I like it! If anything, at least watch the PSA at the end.

wow. i couldnt get thru it. yikes. sorry Gaia.

ok...back to the funny, please?

[PapaBear]

The "who do you love" thread got me thinking about classic cartoons. I'm trying to save a bunch to my favorites. Does anyone know the name of the Bugs Bunny one, where he tries to enlist in the Army in WWII? It ends up with them finding out he's a rabbit, and they give him a job testing shells by hitting them with a hammer.

Oh, and HARE'S a scene from one of my all time favorites...
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[tele7]

Not it, but close. I remember the one you're talking about. He hit the bomb with a hammer and wrote "Dud".

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[spoon]

wow. i couldnt get thru it. yikes. sorry Gaia.

ok...back to the funny, please?

Now you sound like my girlfriend! Damn you fuckers! It is the funny. Out there, but really funny. I mean come on, how DO you know your hog is on meth??

[ChrisTheCop]

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[Bulldogcakes]

Great Tattoo, maybe NSFW (http://www.vergenet.net/~conrad/poolroom/box/WorldsFunniestTattoo.jpg)

[Bulldogcakes]

My favorite part of my favorite Honeymooners episode.

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That was great. And to think they did all those shows live back then.

[ChrisTheCop]

Funny, but not in a "ha ha" kinda way...
(just didnt wanna start a new thread, and this one was just becoming another youtube thread).

so, TRY THIS:

This will boggle your mind and you will keep trying over and over again to
see if you can outsmart your foot, but, you can't. It's preprogrammed in your
brain!
1. WITHOUT anyone watching you (they will think you are GOOFY......) and
while sitting where you are at your desk in front of your computer, lift your
right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right
hand. Your foot will change direction. And there's nothing you can do about it!

[PapaBear]

1. WITHOUT anyone watching you (they will think you are GOOFY......) and
while sitting where you are at your desk in front of your computer, lift your
right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right
hand. Your foot will change direction. And there's nothing you can do about it!
Doesn't do it to me. Sometimes it ruins the perfect circle, but my foot never changes direction. It might have something to do with the fact that I'm left eyed. Look that one up!

[RoseBlood]

Doesn't do it to me. Sometimes it ruins the perfect circle, but my foot never changes direction. It might have something to do with the fact that I'm left eyed. Look that one up!

You are quite an anomaly, we always knew you were unique and special! :wink:

Btw.. left eyed?

[PapaBear]

Btw.. left eyed?
With both eyes open, extend your arm out in front of you, with your thumb (or a finger) sticking up. Center the thumb over a spot on the wall. Now close your left eye. If you are "right eyed", your thumb won't move very far from the spot on the wall. If you are "left eyed", your thumb will jump considerably to the left (and vice versa).

From the article I read about 8 years ago, only about 1% (or maybe it was 10%), are "left eyed". At the time the article was written, they hadn't really found any concrete reason why this is important to know. It's just weird.

[RoseBlood]

With both eyes open, extend your arm out in front of you, with your thumb (or a finger) sticking up. Center the thumb over a spot on the wall. Now close your left eye. If you are "right eyed", your thumb won't move very far from the spot on the wall. If you are "left eyed", your thumb will jump considerably to the left (and vice versa).

From the article I read about 8 years ago, only about 1% (or maybe it was 10%), are "left eyed". At the time the article was written, they hadn't really found any concrete reason why this is important to know. It's just weird.

Oh ok, I never knew, but thanks for the info. Btw, I fall in with other 90-99% of the population.

[Furtherman]

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[Furtherman]

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[Ritalin]

http://timekiller.tv/2007/09/26/shimajiro-toilet-training/

[Marc with a c]

http://4.content.collegehumor.com/d1/ch6/2/9/collegehumor.1d23dfb226456bc4b5ce9f59d07b8a49.jpg

[PapaBear]

http://4.content.collegehumor.com/d1/ch6/2/9/collegehumor.1d23dfb226456bc4b5ce9f59d07b8a49.jpg
That is absolutely the best defacing of hand dryer instructions ever!

[Marc with a c]

hand dryer?

[BMoses]

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