I Love Ghetto Booty

[TheQuestion]

There, I said it.

All you flat asses can just keep on walkin'.
Good night.

[TheQuestion]

There, I said it.

All you flat asses can just keep on walkin'.

Good night.

[IMSlacker]

Wow, apparently you love it enough to start two identical treads about it!

[PapaBear]

Wow, apparently you love it enough to start two identical treads about it!
Some booty won't fit in just one thread.

[BoondockSaint]

Wow, apparently you love it enough to start two identical treads about it!

[midwestjeff]

Wow, apparently you love it enough to start two identical treads about it!

Some booty won't fit in just one thread.

[grlNIN]

Thanks.

[BoondockSaint]

Thanks.

[SatCam]

Turn it up some
Alright boys, this is her favorite song
You know that right
So, if we play it good and loud
She might get up and dance again
Ooh, she put her beer down
Here she comes
Here she comes
Left left left right left
Whoo

Husslers shootin' eightball
Throwin' darts at the wall
Feelin' damn near 10 ft. tall
Here she comes, Lord help us all
Ol' T.W.'s girlfriend done slapped him outta his chair
Poor ole boy, it ain't his fault
It's so hard not to stare
At that honky tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk
(Aww son)

Now Honey, you can't blame her
For what her mama gave her
You ain't gotta hate her
For workin' that money-maker
Band shuts down at two
But we're hangin' out till three
We hate to see her go
But love to watch her leave
With that honky tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on
With that honky tonk badonkadonk
(Ooh, that's what I'm talkin' bout right there, honey)

We don't care bout the drinkin'
Barely listen to the band
Our hands, they start a shakin'
When she gets the urge to dance
Drivin' everybody crazy
You think you fell in love
Boys, you better keep your distance
You can look but you can't touch
That honkey tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk

That honky tonk badonkadonk
Yeah, that honky tonk badonkadonk

(That's it, right there boys, that's why we do what we do
It ain't for the money, it ain't for the glory, it ain't for the free whiskey
It's for the badonkadonk)

[IMSlacker]

Turn it up some
Alright boys, this is her favorite song
You know that right
So, if we play it good and loud
She might get up and dance again
Ooh, she put her beer down
Here she comes
Here she comes
Left left left right left
Whoo

Husslers shootin' eightball
Throwin' darts at the wall
Feelin' damn near 10 ft. tall
Here she comes, Lord help us all
Ol' T.W.'s girlfriend done slapped him outta his chair
Poor ole boy, it ain't his fault
It's so hard not to stare
At that honky tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk
(Aww son)

Now Honey, you can't blame her
For what her mama gave her
You ain't gotta hate her
For workin' that money-maker
Band shuts down at two
But we're hangin' out till three
We hate to see her go
But love to watch her leave
With that honky tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on
With that honky tonk badonkadonk
(Ooh, that's what I'm talkin' bout right there, honey)

We don't care bout the drinkin'
Barely listen to the band
Our hands, they start a shakin'
When she gets the urge to dance
Drivin' everybody crazy
You think you fell in love
Boys, you better keep your distance
You can look but you can't touch
That honkey tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk

That honky tonk badonkadonk
Yeah, that honky tonk badonkadonk

(That's it, right there boys, that's why we do what we do
It ain't for the money, it ain't for the glory, it ain't for the free whiskey
It's for the badonkadonk)

[Gvac]

Not one "this thread is useless without pics" post?

You guys are slipping.

[KnoxHarrington]

This just might be me, and take it as you will, but my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun.

[mikeyboy]

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I merged the threads

[reillyluck]

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I merged the threads

maybe he was making two threads on purpose. one for each ass cheek. Just sayin'

[Marc with a c]

I merged the threads

why don't you go merge your buttcheeks.

[mikeyboy]

why don't you go merge your buttcheeks.

Because then I can't poop. Duh.

[Marc with a c]

Because then I can't poop. Duh.

is that it, or are you worried the pee wont be able to get into your rectum?

[mikeyboy]

is that it, or are you worried the pee wont be able to get into your rectum?

http://cmi-d.spiralfx.com/pics/documents/iStock_hand%20pointing.jpg

Gaping Vagina!
Gaping Vagina!
Gaping Vagina!

[Marc with a c]

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b354/led37zep/Fingerboy.jpg
Gaping Vagina!
Gaping Vagina!
Gaping Vagina!
Gaping Vagina!

[mikeyboy]

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b354/led37zep/Fingerboy.jpg
Gaping Vagina!
Gaping Vagina!
Gaping Vagina!
Gaping Vagina!

Fuck you for making me laugh.

[AngelAmy]

fuck you both for making me laugh at work.....people are staring

[Doctor Z]

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b354/led37zep/Fingerboy.jpg

That picture just made my life.

[Marc with a c]

That picture just made my life.

ledzep made it, and shortly thereafter became my best friend.

[JPMNICK]

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b354/led37zep/Fingerboy.jpg
Gaping Vagina!
Gaping Vagina!
Gaping Vagina!
Gaping Vagina!

i can never get enough of this pic

[led37zep]

ledzep made it, and shortly thereafter became my best friend.

:clap::clap::clap::clap:

[Bulldogcakes]

Wow, apparently you love it enough to start two identical treads about it!

One for each cheek.

EDIT-DAMN! Rielly beat me to it!

[A.J.]

I merged the threads

maybe he was making two threads on purpose. one for each ass cheek. Just sayin'

You should have kept both open so people could turn the other cheek.

[Hottub]

http://www.sebododisco.com.br/imagens/31923.jpg

[BMoses]

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b354/led37zep/Fingerboy.jpg
Gaping Vagina!
Gaping Vagina!
Gaping Vagina!
Gaping Vagina!

I find it surprising how well mikeyboy fits in that picture. It is creeping me out a little.

[Don Stugots]

There, I said it.

All you flat asses can just keep on walkin'.
Good night.

that is my feelings on the subject.

BABY GOT BACK!

[AJDELAWARE]

Personally, im all about ghetto ass puerto rican broads. The ones that you see wearing wife beaters, sweatpants and tims. With the super curly hair, drawn on eyebrows, and hoop earrings with their names in the middle. Dating a girl like that would be the ultimate...but they tend not to date white dudes.

[Death Metal Moe]

This thread sucks. No Brown and Round in here? Let's get a few examples of this wonderful Ghetto Booty.

[Ritalin]

The truth about the Spanish chicks: the bigger the chick, the tighter the pants.

It's Cameltoe City out here in Queens.

[AJDELAWARE]

The truth about the Spanish chicks: the bigger the chick, the tighter the pants.

It's Cameltoe City out here in Queens.

Looks like im moving to NY.

[drjoek]

Sir Mix-A-Lot - I Like Big Butts

*talking*
Oh my god
Becky, look at her butt
Its so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute
I mean her butt
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so black

*rap*
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette

I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back

So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back

(LA face with Oakland booty)

I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And UH, double up UH UH
I aint talkin bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
Til the break of dawn
Baby Got it goin on
Alot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend throws a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice did miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back
Baby got back
Little in tha middle but she got much back x4

[ralphbxny]

Personally, im all about ghetto ass puerto rican broads. The ones that you see wearing wife beaters, sweatpants and tims. With the super curly hair, drawn on eyebrows, and hoop earrings with their names in the middle. Dating a girl like that would be the ultimate...but they tend not to date white dudes.

This is also like Dating Reilly in 92!!

[ralphbxny]

This thread sucks. No Brown and Round in here? Let's get a few examples of this wonderful Ghetto Booty.

Agreed!

[JPMNICK]

http://www.bourgy.com/images/deelishis-black-underwear-01.jpg

i can not believe it took this long to post a pic

[IamPixie]

damn. she puts me to shame

[reillyluck]

damn. she puts me to shame

me too. :sad:

[IamPixie]

me too. :sad:

maybe if we combine asses....

[AngelAmy]

maybe if we combine asses....

im all for that

[drjoek]

http://www.buffalobeast.com/92/images92/booty.edowment.jpg

[ralphbxny]

maybe if we combine asses....

Wonder twin powers....activate!!!

[Dash77]

It dosent make you a bad person to say you like a ba-dunk-a-dunk...
I have a spot for thick white women, it's ok...

[Hottub]

It dosent make you a bad person to say you like a ba-dunk-a-dunk...
I have a spot for thick white women, it's ok...

and thick white women have A Spot for me. Oohhhh!!!!

[JPMNICK]

It dosent make you a bad person to say you like a ba-dunk-a-dunk...
I have a spot for thick white women, it's ok...

that's a shocker :laugh:

[IamPixie]

http://www.bourgy.com/images/deelishis-black-underwear-01.jpg

i can not believe it took this long to post a pic

this looks like delicious from flavor of love. what do you guys think?

NSFW (http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w89/mississippi662_01/deelishis-delicious-flavor-of-love-.jpg)

[JPMNICK]

this looks like delicious from flavor of love. what do you guys think?

NSFW (http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w89/mississippi662_01/deelishis-delicious-flavor-of-love-.jpg)

that is def. who it is. when i read this thread she was the 1st to pop into my mind.

[IamPixie]

that is def. who it is. when i read this thread she was the 1st to pop into my mind.

Man they photoshopped the hell outta that first picture you posted.

[FUNKMAN]

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a ghetto booty?

[JPMNICK]

Man they photoshopped the hell outta that first picture you posted.

shrunk the ass down a little?

[Raging Bull]

I love big butts and I cannot lie.

[Leticia]

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b354/led37zep/Fingerboy.jpg


I think you all need to be reminded of this picture.

[JPMNICK]

I think you all need to be reminded of this picture.

i think it is impossible that anyone forgets

[Dash77]

that's a shocker :laugh:

yeah like I'm tell a secret..

[RoseBlood]

this looks like delicious from flavor of love. what do you guys think?

NSFW (http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w89/mississippi662_01/deelishis-delicious-flavor-of-love-.jpg)

I have no idea who she is but those are some huge earrings.

*edit* what's on her shoulder?

[JPMNICK]

I have no idea who she is but those are some huge earrings.

*edit* what's on her shoulder?

i think she was in some accident and went through a windshield or fell off a motorcycle.

[RoseBlood]

i think she was in some accident and went through a windshield or fell off a motorcycle.


Yikes!

Remarkably her butt went unscathed.

[led37zep]

I have no idea who she is but those are some huge earrings.

*edit* what's on her shoulder?

Bullet holes...all the good strippers have a few.

[Gvac]

Let's face it - the real reason ghetto booties are so hot is because they're attached to ghetto chicks, and there ain't nothing in the world hotter than a ghetto chick.


Trust me.

[Dash77]

Let's face it - the real reason ghetto booties are so hot is because they're attached to ghetto chicks, and there ain't nothing in the world hotter than a ghetto chick.


Trust me.

Sounds like someone had a lil jungle fever.:clap:

[Hottub]

Sounds like someone had a lil jungle fever.:clap:

Reilly's black? :ohmy:

[STUGOTSNOMORE]

Reilly's black? :ohmy:

no, she's just ghetto.

[ralphbxny]

I miss ghetto Reilly...she was the best!

[Ritalin]

Yikes!

Remarkably her butt went unscathed.

Unscathed?! That ass probably saved her life.

[TheMojoPin]

Let's face it - the real reason ghetto booties are so hot is because they're attached to ghetto chicks, and there ain't nothing in the world hotter than a ghetto chick.


Trust me.

Hey, white boy, what you doin' uptown?
Hey, white boy, you chasin' our women around?
Oh pardon me sir, it's the furthest from my mind
I'm just lookin' for a dear, dear friend of mine
I'm waiting for my man

I'll bet Gvac was already legendary when Lou wrote that song about him.

[donnie_darko]

i miss my girlfriends ghetto booty
http://users.touchnc.net/evolve/shot.jpg

but yeah..ghetto booty's are sadly attached to ghetto people.....
and though i may love fried chicken and cosby show re-runs, there is only so many episodes of sisters a man can watch... (Even though that light skin girl with the tattoo is way hot)

[Dash77]

i miss my girlfriends ghetto booty
http://users.touchnc.net/evolve/shot.jpg

but yeah..ghetto booty's are sadly attached to ghetto people.....
and though i may love fried chicken and cosby show re-runs, there is only so many episodes of sisters a man can watch... (Even though that light skin girl with the tattoo is way hot)

AMEN to that...
and I think you mean Girlfriends.

[JerseySean]

Look. I am going to take the scientific approach here. I am all in for a big ass. Not a fat chic, just a plump ass. So I have measured it after years of research. In order to have a great ass, you must fit two criteria.

One- Your ass cheek must measure the circumference of an average male hand with and inch and a half expansion all the way around.

Two- Your ass width must be 1.4 times what you waist is at its skinniest point.

If you meet these criteria, you're ass rates a 10. Any other questions about my research, feel free to ask.

[Kris10]

Look. I am going to take the scientific approach here. I am all in for a big ass. Not a fat chic, just a plump ass. So I have measured it after years of research. In order to have a great ass, you must fit two criteria.

One- Your ass cheek must measure the circumference of an average male hand with and inch and a half expansion all the way around.

Two- Your ass width must be 1.4 times what you waist is at its skinniest point.

If you meet these criteria, you're ass rates a 10. Any other questions about my research, feel free to ask.

That's some research! I'm trying to measure my ass with this method but I keep turnin around in circles like a dog chasin my tail. :wallbash:

[EffMeBoobs]

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[Fezticle98]

Hey you in the black boots
Knee highs with the daisy dukes
Lookin' real fly while in cahoots
In the park like you do to
Im Sno here to relate to you
Gonna start a trend of daisy dukes
Eversince some of the 90's
Girls lookin' good with a future behind see
Many terms are used to express
We're talkin' 'bout the booty
Not the breasts
Baby got back and a junk in the trunk
She got a six-pack
And a hell-of-a rump
Yo please some fries with that shake
See many terms are used to relate
I love the girls with the big ol' booties
But where i'm from they call 'em dukies
Pretty round cheeks hangin' from the jeans
Even city girls keep the country theme
So if you get it, got it, good
So dip the dug out
these dukes are turnin' out
Sing!!!

[Dash77]

Look. I am going to take the scientific approach here. I am all in for a big ass. Not a fat chic, just a plump ass. So I have measured it after years of research. In order to have a great ass, you must fit two criteria.

One- Your ass cheek must measure the circumference of an average male hand with and inch and a half expansion all the way around.

Two- Your ass width must be 1.4 times what you waist is at its skinniest point.

If you meet these criteria, you're ass rates a 10. Any other questions about my research, feel free to ask.

wait, wait,......What ??:ohmy:

[grlNIN]

We support this thread, again. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0703/mia21/IMG_0437.jpg)

[Hottub]

Oh, hell yeah!!

[Marc with a c]

oh wow, norwegian ass.

[IamPixie]

We support this thread, again. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0703/mia21/IMG_0437.jpg)

are those american eagle?

[grlNIN]

Indeed they are. I think they're the most comfortable jeans i've ever owned.

[Landblast]

Indeed they are.

i dont believe you need more better angle yes.

[STUGOTSNOMORE]

i dont believe you need more better angle yes.

i agree.

[JPMNICK]

i agree.

how can you agree, i can not even decipher what he is saying. it's like sheepy typed it, but less spelling errors

[Hottub]

We've got to install a breathalyzer on rf.net 2.1

It will not allow you to enter if you are over a certain limit. Just set the limit at 3rd grade and we are good to go.

[STUGOTSNOMORE]

how can you agree, i can not even decipher what he is saying. it's like sheepy typed it, but less spelling errors

what he meant was: we need a better picture of her lovely backside.

[JPMNICK]

what he meant was: we need a better picture of her lovely backside.

ok then I agree. he is correct and you are a good man for deciphering

[grlNIN]

Greedy guses.

[STUGOTSNOMORE]

Greedy guses.

Not I, I am in love.

[IamPixie]

Pictures you requested (http://letterfrombangkok.net/images/post/253.gif)

don't be too harsh!

[PapaBear]

Pictures you requested (http://letterfrombangkok.net/images/post/253.gif)

don't be too harsh!
That's almost as good as some of the modeling pics you used to have as your avatar.

[Hottub]

I loved you so much before, but now....


Marry Me!!!:laugh:

[grlNIN]

Pictures you requested (http://letterfrombangkok.net/images/post/253.gif)

don't be too harsh!

Is that Lycra?

Shexy.

[Dash77]

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Like they said, Never trust a big butt & a smile..

[FUNKMAN]

i gots some white ghetto booty today...

it was awesome!

[JPMNICK]

Pictures you requested (http://letterfrombangkok.net/images/post/253.gif)

don't be too harsh!

I'd hit it

[Landblast]

i gots some white ghetto booty today...

it was awesome!

wait, what? white ghetto booty?? those three words together are making me dizzy.

[FUNKMAN]

Pictures you requested (http://letterfrombangkok.net/images/post/253.gif)

don't be too harsh!

I'd hit it

with a powerwasher?


you know she can't wipe her own ass

[JPMNICK]

with a powerwasher?


you know she can't wipe her own ass

hit it with a warm rag like they give you at the Chinese restaurant before the meal

[FUNKMAN]

hit it with a warm rag like they give you at the Chinese restaurant before the meal

NICE!

towelletes for afterwards to wash your cock

[JPMNICK]

NICE!

towelletes for afterwards to wash your cock

yea esp. the lemon scented ones

[FUNKMAN]

NICE!

towelletes for afterwards to wash your cock

yea esp. the lemon scented ones

the you're good to go

[A.J.]

Pictures you requested (http://letterfrombangkok.net/images/post/253.gif)

don't be too harsh!

Is she suffering from the same affliction as Mandy Sellars (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=62971&highlight=mandy)?

[keithy_19]

Personally, im all about ghetto ass cuban broads. The ones that you see wearing wife beaters, sweatpants and tims. With the super curly hair, drawn on eyebrows, and hoop earrings with their names in the middle. Dating a girl like that would be the ultimate...but they tend not to date white dudes for longer than a year and six months.

Fixed it for me.

[lleeder]

White chicks are way hotter with their small non ghetto buttholes.