You Are All Gay

[Dougie Brootal]

cuz brooke hogan is hot. i dont see why everyone thinks she isnt.
http://hollywoodbackwash.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/BrookeHogan.jpg

sometimes her face is not as stunning as say jessica alba, but she is a very attractive woman. and i wouldnt mind if my penis smelled like her vagina, if ya know what i mean, and i think ya do!

[JesterOfSadness]

Her face seems to be melting in that pic.

[Dougie Brootal]

its hot out there! and standing by a pool looking hot all day is hard work! cut her a break!

[IamPixie]

she's a mac truck.

[JesterOfSadness]

and somewhere closeby Hulk is hiding in the bushes, jerking it.

[LiddyRules]

If not liking her is gay, direct me to the nearest cock.

[underdog]

I think you just want to fuck Hulk Hogan.

[JPMNICK]

she's a mac truck.

i have to agree here, that's a big bitch.

i've done worse though, I'd hit it if i saw her at a bar and none of my friends were around

[Dougie Brootal]

this is crazy talk! madness! i bet if no one told you she was hogans daughter, some of you would have a different opinion.

but i have to conced that she isnt very photogenic. i think she looks better on the show than in some of the pictures ive seen online.

[JesterOfSadness]

Does she even have an ass? I'm not seeing any ass.

[JPMNICK]

Brooke Hogan or Britney now?

i still go with Britney

[ADF]

With all the steroids her dad took, I bet she's got a clit the size of a cocktail weiner.

[underdog]

She looks like a tranny.

http://pics.hollywoodrag.com/uploads2/chic.jpg

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2007/06/HOGAN%20CHAPZ.JPG

[JesterOfSadness]

That first pic is Nick Hogan in drag.

[JPMNICK]

With all the steroids her dad took, I bet she's got a clit the size of a cocktail weiner.

OK now i am back in

and Earls Hog has sloppy seconds

[hurlmon]

She looks like a tranny.


I agree

[Dougie Brootal]

She looks like a tranny.



hmmmmmmmmmmm. maybe thats it ;)

[Dougie Brootal]

ok maybe this is better?
http://sweetflavour.bbsnow.net/images/wordpress/2007/brooke_hogan_040.jpg
http://www.trendpimp.com/images/articles/brooke_hogan_01.jpg
http://www.trendpimp.com/images/articles/brooke_hogan_02.jpg

[IamPixie]

She looks like a tranny.

http://pics.hollywoodrag.com/uploads2/chic.jpg

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2007/06/HOGAN%20CHAPZ.JPG

Look at those thighs. If you were eating her out she might squeeze them together too hard and pop your head off like a champagne cork.

[Don Stugots]

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2007/06/HOGAN%20CHAPZ.JPG

i like this pic. i wish it was scratch and sniff.


and no Mr.Brootal [you] is gay.

[AJDELAWARE]

Shes a very attractive girl, in the girl next door kind of way, not in a sexy kind of way.

[Earlshog]

OK now i am back in

and Earls Hog has sloppy seconds


haha... the fact that her dad would be watching and might join in is what does it for me..

I'd rather drag race her brother and Eddie Griifin....

[Earlshog]

Look at those thighs. If you were eating her out she might squeeze them together too hard and pop your head off like a champagne cork.

okay Im back in...

[drjoek]

Doesn't do it for me to big and fake looking for my tastes

[Earlshog]

Shes a very attractive girl, in the girl next door kind of way, not in a sexy kind of way.


If you live next door to Chyna with Ann Coulters head stuck on her...

[torker]

Apparently pythons do not skip a generation.

http://www.celebritypictureshow.com/img/brookehogan.jpg

[Don Stugots]

Look at those thighs. If you were eating her out she might squeeze them together too hard and pop your head off like a champagne cork.

you are sick, you know that?

[Don Stugots]

Apparently pythons do not skip a generation.

http://www.celebritypictureshow.com/img/brookehogan.jpg

where are her fake boobs in that pic?

[LiddyRules]

ok maybe this is better?
http://sweetflavour.bbsnow.net/images/wordpress/2007/brooke_hogan_040.jpg
http://www.trendpimp.com/images/articles/brooke_hogan_01.jpg
http://www.trendpimp.com/images/articles/brooke_hogan_02.jpg It isn't. In one of those pictures she looks like the if they mated love child of Audrey Raines and Kim Bauer without any of their sexiness. And yes, I said less sexy than Audrey Raines.

[IamPixie]

you are sick, you know that?

you have no idea.:devil2:

[AJDELAWARE]

If you live next door to Chyna with Ann Coulters head stuck on her...

You live in Delaware too!?

[zentraed]

Apparently pythons do not skip a generation.



they just had it removed at a young age

[Don Stugots]

you have no idea.:devil2:

i didn't mean that in a bad way either.

p.s. i heard things.

[buzzard]

her head belongs on Mt.Rushmore...she's built like a tank,what a brute!

[Dougie Brootal]

you are sick, you know that?

you have no idea.:devil2:

i didn't mean that in a bad way either.

p.s. i heard things.

hey! break it up, you 2! lets get back on track with the hotness!
http://www.imnotobsessed.com/image/hoganhurt.jpg

[KC2OSO]

Nice and meaty!

[Don Stugots]

i am with DougieFresh on this one. i think she is hot, maybe a little gross due to going under the knife, but i thought she was pretty before she did all that.

[Dougie Brootal]

now i know im right!

[Don Stugots]

yeah, take away the wannabe pop star/slut image and you have a sexy young woman in her place that has a dad that will watch you bang his dauther. HOT!

[lleeder]

Look at those thighs. If you were eating her out she might squeeze them together too hard and pop your head off like a champagne cork.

I vote for more threads where Pixie tells us about eating out chicks.

[Don Stugots]

airbrused i know but:

http://www.adpunch.org/images/hog2_25.jpg

[Andomray]

I'd do her. I'm not picky.

[Raging Bull]

Ummm, I may need some paper towels over here. CLEAN UP AISLE TWO.

[JPMNICK]

I'd do her. I'm not picky.

i'd watch her dominate you

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Id do her

even though she is taller than me and has bigger feet

:king:

[Don Stugots]

I'd do her. I'm not picky.

i'd watch her dominate you

and vice versa.

[Hottub]

Id do her

even though she is taller than me and has a bigger cock!

:king:

Don't make you a bad person, Hippo,

[JPMNICK]

Don't make you a bad person, Hippo,

i bet they both have the same back measurement

[Hottub]

i bet they both have the same sack measurement

I'm sure you are correct.

[underdog]

hey! break it up, you 2! lets get back on track with the hotness!
http://www.imnotobsessed.com/image/hoganhurt.jpg

That first picture is the hottest one of her so far.

[drjoek]

I'd do her. I'm not picky.


My thoughts exactly. I can name a dozen hotter So I don't see why you get a thread for being someone that guys think is alright, nothing special.
What happened to ronfez.net being high end?
Do we need to stoop down to wackbag, entry level website? These threads should be reserved for the truely hot otherwise post her in the hot chick thread with the rest/

[led37zep]

I vote for more threads where Pixie tells us about eating out chicks.

YES!!!!!!

[Andomray]

i'd watch her dominate you

Oh, I am ferocious, it may be the other way around.

[Dougie Brootal]

My thoughts exactly. I can name a dozen hotter So I don't see why you get a thread for being someone that guys think is alright, nothing special.
What happened to ronfez.net being high end?
Do we need to stoop down to wackbag, entry level website? These threads should be reserved for the truely hot otherwise post her in the hot chick thread with the rest/

i agree with that logic in theory, but she gets her own thread cuz everyone is always raggin on her saying she is ugly, looks like hulkster, too big, too masculine, etc. and i just dont see it. yes she is tall and muscular, but thats not a bad thing. yes, she does resemble her parents, but really who doesnt? i think if she were just some no name on the street and hogan wasnt a household name and a star, people would say, "hey that chick is kinda hot!" i never said she was the hottest chick alive and i also directly reference her to the hottest chick alive in my 1st post. (jessica alba, for those too lazy to go back to page 1)

[bigredd]

She's hot in that early twenty something, my body still rocks kind of way. I wouldn't run a batch to her but I'd prolly bang her.

[Heather 8]

i'd watch her dominate you

*cracks knuckles*

Three-way dance?

[Andomray]

*cracks knuckles*

Three-way dance?

Yesssssss. Only if dirty touching is allowed.

[Don Stugots]

*cracks knuckles*

Three-way dance?

Yesssssss. Only if dirty touching is allowed.

ok, i got the camera ready. i may need oxygen.

[JPMNICK]

She's hot in that early twenty something, my body still rocks kind of way. I wouldn't run a batch to her but I'd prolly bang her.

i think she is like 17 or something

[FUNKMAN]

if you're on the fence then the only way is to see her in person, close up... she looks like she can make you enjoy it

[Ritalin]

You guys should merge this thread with the Hot Dude Game

[Bulldogcakes]

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/06/brooke-hogan-performs-stage-00.jpg
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/06/brooke-hogan-performs-stage-10.jpg
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/06/brooke-hogan-performs-stage-11.jpg

I see these pictures and I think of 3 words.

Transsexual Rodeo Clown.




























Sooooooo . . . . . . if Andomray wants to make it a threesome, I'm in.

[torker]

Even Andrew Zimmern wouldn't eat that.
http://www.mspmag.com/images/restaurantconfidential/asset_upload_file867_39397.jpg

[RoseBlood]

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/06/brooke-hogan-performs-stage-10.jpg
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/06/brooke-hogan-performs-stage-11.jpg


I wonder if she wripped those jeans off Hulkster Hulkamania style?!
http://sportsmedia.ign.com/sports/image/article/630/630882/hulk-hogan-interview-20050701022156353.jpg

[donnie_darko]

i'd rather fuck the hulkster
at least you know he'll push back like a real man.

seriously, just kidding!

[Fallon]

Why do you guys keep posting pics of Nick after the car accident?

[Thomas Merton]

Shes a very attractive girl, in the girl next door kind of way, not in a sexy kind of way.


Where do you live? Next door is Winnie from the Wonder Years...

[ralphbxny]

Id do her...as man you should or your gay!

[Bulldogcakes]

Id do her...she's a man and I'm gay!

Fixed that for ya.

[Don Stugots]

Even Andrew Zimmern wouldn't eat that.
http://www.mspmag.com/images/restaurantconfidential/asset_upload_file867_39397.jpg

but andrew hewitt would. like she was a juicy steak!

[Marc with a c]

but andrew hewitt would. like she was a juicy steak!

andrew hewitt is handsome.

http://www.thepoweroffocus.ca/images/Andrew_2.jpg

aj is a mess

[Don Stugots]

andrew hewitt is handsome.

http://www.thepoweroffocus.ca/images/Andrew_2.jpg

aj is a mess


A J Hewitt?

[Marc with a c]

this came up when i searched aj hewitt, it made me happy.

http://www.bartcop.com/jennifer-love-hewitt-panty.jpg

[AngelAmy]

I'm just pissed off that every time i tell someone a secret around here....someone has to go and tell everyone....

[mikeyboy]

I'm just pissed off that every time i tell someone a secret around here....someone has to go and tell everyone....

Infractions cure everything.

[AngelAmy]

Infractions cure everything.

dammit, we aren't in my forum.....someone move this!!!

[Marc with a c]

dammit, we aren't in my forum.....someone move this!!!

your forum?

somebody's getting uppity.

[Don Stugots]

this came up when i searched aj hewitt, it made me happy.

http://www.bartcop.com/jennifer-love-hewitt-panty.jpg

she was ex wife #1, she never got over it, poor thing.


AMY, my lips are sealed.

[Don Stugots]

dammit, we aren't in my forum.....someone move this!!!

your forum?

somebody's getting uppity.

yeah, isnt it OUR forum.

[sailor]

your forum?

somebody's getting uppity.

amy's white.

[drjoek]

andrew hewitt is handsome.

http://www.thepoweroffocus.ca/images/Andrew_2.jpg

aj is a mess
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q26/Keithy19/medrunkkk.jpg?t=1188244379


Isn't that keithy_19??

[JPMNICK]

HHAHAHA that is hysterical

[Don Stugots]

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q26/Keithy19/medrunkkk.jpg?t=1188244379


Isn't that keithy_19??

our little boy is all growns up.

[AngelAmy]

yeah, isnt it OUR forum.

now our our


Mine and AJ's

[Don Stugots]

now our our


Mine and AJ's

old AJ or Fake Aj?

[JPMNICK]

old AJ or Fake Aj?

speaking of old, I miss F_S

[AngelAmy]

old AJ or Fake Aj?

i cant keep up!!!! there are too many!

[Don Stugots]

speaking of old, I miss F_S

he WAS the best.

[Fallon]

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/9333/b2zb9.jpg

[FUNKMAN]

[B]this came up when i searched aj hewitt[/B

and what else?

[Don Stugots]

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/9333/b2zb9.jpg

are those bruises on her legs? HOT!

[Dougie Brootal]

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/9333/b2zb9.jpg

yer definatley gay if you dont like this.

[Midkiff]

yer definatley gay if you dont like this.

Dougie, they're also all gay because they don't like this:

http://www.skinz.org/celebrity/angelina-jolie/angelina-jolie-wallpapers-1.jpg

Don't get Mojo started, he'll hound you to DEATH about how even though there's not one woman ever mentioned anywhere that he finds attractive, he's totally not gay.

[Raging Bull]

I'd eat that Strawberry out of her holiest of wholes.

[JesterOfSadness]

Don't get Mojo started, he'll hound you to DEATH about how even though there's not one woman ever mentioned anywhere that he finds attractive, he's totally not gay.

Dude you basically just summoned him to this thread. Just wait...it'll happen.

[drjoek]

I'd eat that Strawberry out of her holiest of wholes.

Mod Quote????

[Raging Bull]

Mod Quote????

What I say?

[Dougie Brootal]

Dougie, they're also all gay because they don't like this:

http://www.skinz.org/celebrity/angelina-jolie/angelina-jolie-wallpapers-1.jpg

Don't get Mojo started, he'll hound you to DEATH about how even though there's not one woman ever mentioned anywhere that he finds attractive, he's totally not gay.

wait for it...

[A.J.]

aj is a mess

This weekend I hope to be.

[Death Metal Moe]

You Are All Gay

Well then if that's the case....

Everybody! Get those shirts off and turn this shit up to 11!!!

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002L0I.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[Dougie Brootal]

Well then if that's the case....

Everybody! Get those shirts off and turn this shit up to 11!!!

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002L0I.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Dougie Brootal]

You Are All Gay

Well then if that's the case....

Everybody! Get those shirts off and turn this shit up to 11!!!

http://b9.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00604/92/34/604514329_l.jpg

ha! take that!



:tongue::laugh::drunk:

[AJDELAWARE]

old AJ or Fake Aj?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

[Don Stugots]

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

well he was here first...

[AJDELAWARE]

You bring up a good point. But im going to ignore it.

[Hottub]

He can ban you.

[AJDELAWARE]

Damn. I guess there can only be two then.

[Don Stugots]

orrrrrr you could change your name to something else.

[Dougie Brootal]

orrrrrr you could change your name to something else.

orrrrrr we could get this thread back on track!
http://www.arikah.net/encyclopedia/images/1/12/Brookehogan241sized6ia.jpg

[AJDELAWARE]

I guess, since my name isn't even A.J, its Greg.



Alright, im lying. Its really A.J.

I think ill keep it now, but if it starts becoming an issue (aka, i become internet popular) Ill change it up.

[Don Stugots]

http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images/bigimages/fergie_brooke_hogan_big.jpg


how tall is she?

[Don Stugots]

another pic of her sweet set:

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/entertainment/2006-10/12/xin_19100312171230983052.gif

[Dougie Brootal]

http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images/bigimages/fergie_brooke_hogan_big.jpg


how tall is she?

7ft. 4, 500 pounds, from Grenoble France.

[AJDELAWARE]

7ft. 4, 500 pounds, from Grenoble France.

Brook Hogan has a Posse?

[Don Stugots]

oh yeah:

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00246/Brooke_Hogan_246001x.jpg

[JPMNICK]

http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images/bigimages/fergie_brooke_hogan_big.jpg


how tall is she?

that has to be a photoshop. there is no way she is that much taller than Fergie

[reillyluck]

she's adorable.

[Don Stugots]

she looks pretty good here as well:

http://img.epochtimes.com/i6/602090755291528.jpg

[IamPixie]

she looks pretty good here as well:

http://img.epochtimes.com/i6/602090755291528.jpg

despite her gigantism...she would be a pretty girl..she just needs to ditch the clown make up and the street walker clothing. Her whole look just needs to be turned down a few notches.

[Death Metal Moe]

ha! take that!



:tongue::laugh::drunk:

FUCKIN' JERK!!!!!

[reillyluck]

despite her gigantism...she would be a pretty girl..she just needs to ditch the clown make up and the street walker clothing. Her whole look just needs to be turned down a few notches.

definitely. her stylist needs to be fired immediately!!!!!!!!!

[Don Stugots]

definitely. her stylist needs to be fired immediately!!!!!!!!!

her stylist is her dad.

[reillyluck]

her stylist is her dad.

fire him then!!

when it comes crashing down and it hurts inside.........

[IamPixie]

definitely. her stylist needs to be fired immediately!!!!!!!!!

can you fire your own mother?

[Furtherman]

http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images/bigimages/fergie_brooke_hogan_big.jpg


how tall is she?

that has to be a photoshop. there is no way she is that much taller than Fergie

There is a camera technique called "force perspective". They used it in the Lord Of The Ring movies. Because of the camera's two dimentional line of sight, when you see Gandalf talking to the hobbits, Ian McKellen was actually standing very close to the camera and the actors that played the hobbits were actually about 10 feet away, therefore, making Gandalf look 11 ft. tall, and the hobbits only 3 ft.

In this picture, however, force perspective is NOT being used.

Her head really is that large and she could bite Fergie's head off.

[AngelAmy]

shes probably wearing 10 inch heels


or maybe fergie is really 5 feeeeeted tall

[Don Stugots]

shes probably wearing 10 inch heels


or maybe fergie is really 5 feeeeeted tall

or maybe she is just a giant.

[reillyluck]

can you fire your own mother?

i'd set that bitch on fire if she dressed me like that.

[reillyluck]

or maybe she is just a giant.

her vagina must be huge.

[mikeyboy]

her vagina must be huge.

You could hide phishy in there.

[drjoek]

You could hide phishy in there.

that IS big

[IMSlacker]

Her head really is that large and she could bite Fergie's head off.

Hot!

[Don Stugots]

Her head really is that large and she could bite Fergie's head off.

then she fucked it.

[reillyluck]

You could hide phishy in there.

you could hide phishy in Marcs vagina too.

[AngelAmy]

then she fucked it.

in bed

[IamPixie]

you could hide phishy in Marcs vagina too.

marc's vagina is gaping

[dragon]

she's a mac truck.


As opposed to ?

[Don Stugots]

then she fucked it.

in bed

if you know what i mean.

[AngelAmy]

please make me your second wife, stugots, i think im in love

[dragon]

Originally Posted by reillyluck
her vagina must be huge.


That is, if she's not a he.

[Don Stugots]

please make me your second wife, stugots, i think im in love

i might have to. then what would happen to my other picks? i would lose them!

[reillyluck]

Originally Posted by reillyluck
her vagina must be huge.


That is, if she's not a he.

dragon vaginas are even huger.

[AngelAmy]

i might have to. then what would happen to my other picks? i would lose them!

the rules of the game are still iffy

[topless_mike]

i wouldnt touch fergie or brooke hogan with stugots's rod and somebody pushing.

both them bitches be nasty.

[dragon]

Originally Posted by reillyluck
her vagina must be huge.


That is, if she's not a he.
dragon vaginas are even huger.

Thanx Reillyluck, I learnt a new werd !

Huger :)

[reillyluck]

Originally Posted by reillyluck
her vagina must be huge.


That is, if she's not a he.
dragon vaginas are even huger.

Thanx Reillyluck, I learnt a new werd !

Huger :)

its more gooder to learn something new everyday.

[Don Stugots]

i wouldnt touch fergie or brooke hogan with stugots's rod and somebody pushing.

both them bitches be nasty.

that leave more room for me at the buffet line. step aside.

[dragon]

Agreed ! I b usin min werd proceser !

[Marc with a c]

I do not have a vagina.

[IamPixie]

I do not have a vagina.

me thinks thou dost protest too much.

[AngelAmy]

me thinks thou dost protest too much.

i second that....multi forum protesting and he asked for it to be his mod quote

[Marc with a c]

me thinks thou dost protest too much.

If I had a vagina I would totally kick everones ass in the weekly queef contests.

[led37zep]

If I had a vagina I would totally kick everones ass in the weekly queef contests.

Where are these contests taking place anyway? I think we need a pal talk camera there.

[AngelAmy]

Where are these contests taking place anyway? I think we need a pal talk camera there.

maybe thats the new feature!

[Marc with a c]

Where are these contests taking place anyway? I think we need a pal talk camera there.

They take place at spreadtheiris.com

[Dougie Brootal]

i would love to touch fergie's and brooke hogan's and stugots's rods but thats just the homo in me.


ewww!

[dragon]

Originally Posted by Marc with a c View Post
If I had a vagina I would totally kick everones ass in the weekly queef contests.

Would you prefer a nice tight pair of lips, or a meaty beef curtain?

[Snacks]

yer definatley gay if you dont like this.

She looks like her father with tits. If you find Hulk Hogan attractive then sorry that makes you gay.

Dougie, they're also all gay because they don't like this:

http://www.skinz.org/celebrity/angelina-jolie/angelina-jolie-wallpapers-1.jpg

Don't get Mojo started, he'll hound you to DEATH about how even though there's not one woman ever mentioned anywhere that he finds attractive, he's totally not gay.

Now shes very sexy.

orrrrrr we could get this thread back on track!
http://www.arikah.net/encyclopedia/images/1/12/Brookehogan241sized6ia.jpg

Shes a female hulk hogan green giant. Yes at times you can see something sexy about her but when you look twice you see a girl who is too tall, a little thick and facial features of a former wrestlers and the chin of a man. I would fuck Crazy, chubby Britney before her.

BTW when soeone says thick that doesnt mean they have fat rolls all over the place. It means they are thick, solid, a barrel. fat rolls are not the only way to be thick just being a barrel or having no curves yet being a size10-12 could make you thick.

[StupidGirlllll]

I think she looks exactly like the mom

[IamPixie]

I think she looks exactly like the mom

therein lies the problem

[Bob Impact]

I was turned on by Brooke Hogan when she got beat by the Ultimate Warrior at Wrestlemania 6.

[Bulldogcakes]

me thinks thou dost post too much.

Fixed that.

[Bulldogcakes]

They take place at spreadtheiris.com

Are you calling the posters on STI a bunch of queefs?

BOARD GOSSIP!

[Leticia]

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2007/06/HOGAN%20CHAPZ.JPG



CAMEL TOE!!

[Bulldogcakes]

MOOSE TOE!!

Fixed that.

[Leticia]

Fixed that.

and then I fucked it.

[Hottub]

and then I fucked it.

In your bed!

[Don Stugots]

Fixed that.

and then I fucked it.

In your bed!

if you know what i mean.

[Chigworthy]

CAMEL TOE!!

OF THE CHIN!!

[topless_mike]

she was on the Tyra show last week.

she's dressed like a whore.
she starts to perform (badly, may i add), and hulk's raising the roof on the side.

i'm like
yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

she looks just like her mom, but is built like her dad.
i still wouldnt hit it. maybe i would, cause it would get me a step closer to her mom.

her mom is definately milf.

[citymedic27]

She looks like a tranny.

http://pics.hollywoodrag.com/uploads2/chic.jpg

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2007/06/HOGAN%20CHAPZ.JPG

i think she'll be doing car crash comedy in Phili. I though i heard her call into O/A last week? after that lil man backed out.

[AngelAmy]

this is the only reason I am glad I'm not famous.

[Midkiff]

You guys can sit at home jacking it and pretending that some day you'll lay a supermodel, as if that would ever happen.

While you do that, I would happily bang the ever-loving shit out of that tranny-looking skank.

[topless_mike]

hey,
head is head. just ignore the occasional chin stubble, and you'll be fine.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

I'd like to be the first guy to point out the obvious to Prof Butthead: we'd bang the ever-loving hell out of her, but we'd still not find her hot. ;)

[Midkiff]

I'd like to be the first guy to point out the obvious to Prof Butthead: we'd bang the ever-loving hell out of her, but we'd still not find her hot. ;)

Oh, OK. That makes a little more sense, and even slightly less gay.

[TheMojoPin]

You guys can sit at home jacking it and pretending that some day you'll lay a supermodel, as if that would ever happen.

While you do that, I would happily bang the ever-loving shit out of that tranny-looking skank.

And he calls the rest of us delusional.

[Don Stugots]

"ever loving shit"

i never want to fuck a woman that much that i make her shit during sex. her ears bleed maybe but not shit.

[JesterOfSadness]

Dude you basically just summoned him to this thread. Just wait...it'll happen.

And he calls the rest of us delusional.

Damn I'm good.

[Midkiff]

Oh, there he is.

[TheMojoPin]

Oh, I'm sorry. I'll let you get back your totally hetero habit of talking about your jerking off habits to a mostly male message board on the internet.

[Midkiff]

Um... actually I mentioned that those guys would be jacking off while I was banging an ugly chick.

[TheMojoPin]

Um... actually I mentioned that those guys would be jacking off while I was banging an ugly chick.

Stay classy, baby.

Seriously though, the post I initially responded to makes it sounds like you'd be be able to land Brooke Hogan. Hence the "delusional" bit.

I do have to say, I'm kind of flattered how some of you are so concerned or even a little scared of the overwhelming power of my sexuality.

[Midkiff]

Well, you know what they say. Being the Politics and Current Events Forum Moderator requires acceptance of full-on, ass juice-flowin' butt-fuckin' in the middle of the road.

[TheMojoPin]

Well, you know what they say. Being the Politics and Current Events Forum Moderator requires acceptance of full-on, ass juice-flowin' butt-fuckin' in the middle of the road.

Damn right.

[Dougie Brootal]

BOOM SHAKA LAKA!
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/11/26/1126_brooke_hogan_bikini_00-thumb.jpg

[A.J.]

Someone got implants.

[nate1000]

BOOM SHAKA LAKA!
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/11/26/1126_brooke_hogan_bikini_00-thumb.jpg

She's always looked just a little too Tranny for me, but there is no denying this picture.

I'd be on that like ESD on Jamesons.

[buzzard]

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z82/a1958wil/brooke-hogan-picture-1.jpg

[Dougie Brootal]

Someone got implants.

awwwww AJ! thanks for noticing, you are soo sweet! :blushing:

[Death Metal Moe]

She's always looked just a little too Tranny for me, but there is no denying this picture.

I'd be on that like ESD on Jamesons.

I'm sorry, but I'm still not "All on that."

She's not ugly, but she's just not my 1st choice. Problem is she looks so different from picture to picture it's scary, but per the "Bennington Doctrine" I would not pass her up.

[underdog]

She's not ugly, but she's just not my 1st choice. Problem is she looks so different from picture to picture it's scary, but per the "Bennington Doctrine" I would not pass her up.

Yeah, have to agree with HBox here. She changes so much from picture to picture that you wonder what she'd actually look like.

[Death Metal Moe]

Yeah, have to agree with HBox here. She changes so much from picture to picture that you wonder what she'd actually look like.

That's not my name.

[Dougie Brootal]

Yeah, have to agree with HBox here. She changes so much from picture to picture that you wonder what she'd actually look like.

That's not my name.

:lol:

[reillyluck]

That's not my name.

:lol: damn damn damn.

[Death Metal Moe]

OH wonderful, what did I miss and/or run right into like a little birdie into a plate glass window?

[TheMojoPin]

I tried to warn you all...SEE WHAT IT'S COME TO?!?

[Kevin]

It isn't. In one of those pictures she looks like the if they mated love child of Audrey Raines and Kim Bauer without any of their sexiness. And yes, I said less sexy than Audrey Raines.

You mean Ryan Chappelle in drag??

And btw.. YOUR JACK BOWER FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! Date someone that looks like a woman. The 1st wife looked like a man, and then Audry Chappelle.

[underdog]

I tried to warn you all...SEE WHAT IT'S COME TO?!?

I'm trying to help your cause, HBox.

[HBox]

Look at those thighs. If you were eating her out she might squeeze them together too hard and pop your head off like a champagne cork.

I missed this thread the first time around and I'm sorry I did. This should be a nominee for post of the year, if there were such a an award.

[HBox]

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/7269/1126brookehoganbikini00wn4.jpg

MAN LEGS.

[Kevin]

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/7269/1126brookehoganbikini00wn4.jpg

MAN LEGS.

You are just turning Doug on even more..

[A.J.]

Look at those thighs. If you were eating her out she might squeeze them together too hard and pop your head off like a champagne cork.

I missed this thread the first time around and I'm sorry I did. This should be a nominee for post of the year, if there were such a an award.

That's not necessarily a bad way to go (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=64866).

[Dougie Brootal]

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/7269/1126brookehoganbikini00wn4.jpg

MAN LEGS.

you show me a man with legs like that, and ill show you my dick in his ass. take that to the bank.

[IamFogHat]

you show me a man with legs like that, and ill show you my dick in his ass. take that to the bank.

Mod quote.

[CaptClown]

you show me a man with legs like that, and ill show you my dick in his ass. take that to the bank.

That should be mod quote of the year.

[Dougie Brootal]

you show me a man with legs like that, and ill show you my dick in his ass. take that to the bank.

Mod quote.

That should be mod quote of the year.

only if its in addition to my current mod quote.

[TheMojoPin]

Look at those thighs. If you were blowing her freakish Hulk-wang she might squeeze them together too hard and pop your head off like a champagne cork.

Fixed.

[Dougie Brootal]

you are all still gay
http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2008/02/Brooke%20Hogan%20bikini/post_image/post_image-0225_brooke_hogan_bikini_00.jpg
http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2008/02/Brooke%20Hogan%20bikini/gallery_main/gallery_main-0225_brooke_hogan_bikini_02.jpg

[A.J.]

Someone got implants.

[topless_mike]

Someone got implants.

x2
implants are gay.

i want au natural my friend.

[Dougie Brootal]

Someone got implants.

thanks for noticing!

[damainer]

If you live next door to Chyna with Ann Coulters head stuck on her...

You took the post right off my keyboard. Out of all the women out there WHY would you waste your time with this mangirl. Rather look at anime and that makes no sense