View Full Version : Hot Chicks With Douchebags
EffMeBoobs
08-23-2007, 02:35 PM
They must have big cocks. (http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/)
mikeyboy
08-23-2007, 02:39 PM
I thought you meant the thread title literally and was expecting some weird fetish porn.
BalzacWB
08-23-2007, 02:40 PM
saw this on wb awhile ago... fucking hysterical site
led37zep
08-23-2007, 02:40 PM
Me too mikeyboy. Maybe next time....sigh.
lleeder
08-23-2007, 02:41 PM
So who's Marc with a c dating nowadays?
EffMeBoobs
08-23-2007, 02:47 PM
I thought you meant the thread title literally and was expecting some weird fetish porn.
Ohhh yeah!!! They like 'em with extra vingar and less water! http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/26529/200.jpg
SatCam
08-23-2007, 02:50 PM
So who's Marc with a c dating nowadays?
some douchebag
TheMojoPin
08-23-2007, 03:06 PM
Poor Pooter...Effme is dropping some really weird hints with her latest threads.
I've got many assorted body parts you can cry on if need be, stud.
torker
08-23-2007, 03:11 PM
Somebody post a picture of Mikeyboy and his wife.
Tall_James
08-23-2007, 03:14 PM
I read the thread title and immediately heard Loverboy singing "Hot Girls in Love".
I'm not thankful for that.
EffMeBoobs
08-23-2007, 03:16 PM
Poor Pooter...Effme is dropping some really weird hints with her latest threads.
I've got many assorted body parts you can cry on if need be, stud.
Nothing weird...just in a posting kinda mood.
I'm sure Pooter would enjoy your assorted body parts. I'll pass the message along.
JPMNICK
08-23-2007, 03:17 PM
most of these chicks, although hot, are skanks anyway, so no great loss
Don Stugots
08-23-2007, 03:17 PM
Somebody post a picture of Mikeyboy and his wife.
and reilly and alec. they are the reverse, hot dude with a dork.
Bulldogcakes
08-23-2007, 03:21 PM
Somebody post a picture of Mikeyboy and his wife.
Now that's just wrong. Funny as hell, but wrong.
Doogie
08-23-2007, 03:40 PM
Somebody post a picture of Mikeyboy and his wife.
http://www.privatjokr.com/media/lowblow.jpg
JPMNICK
08-23-2007, 03:41 PM
http://www.privatjokr.com/media/lowblow.jpg
how do you even get up from a punch like that. i would still be laying in the fetal position weeping
Snacks
08-23-2007, 03:44 PM
whoever started that site is a women who hates cocky guys or a guy who cant get a hot girl and hates guys that do. will the next site started be called "money hungry cunts with rich guys"?
ppanda
08-23-2007, 03:45 PM
I laughed my ass off reading that site....and then moments later I cried cuz its the story of my life- losing chicks to metro sexual D-bags like that.
Marc with a c
08-23-2007, 03:47 PM
some douchebag
aw. thanks honey.
Hottub
08-23-2007, 04:05 PM
Nothing weird...just in a posting kinda mood.
I'm sure Pooter would enjoy your assorted body parts. I'll pass the message along.
Any organs? vital or non?
Nothing Sound
08-23-2007, 05:22 PM
I have a Hot Chick.
I am a douchebag (at least that's what people tell me)
I don't have a big cock.
JPMNICK
08-23-2007, 05:25 PM
I have a Hot Chick.
I am a douchebag (at least that's what people tell me)
I don't have a big cock.
a lot of money? coke?
EffMeBoobs
08-23-2007, 05:26 PM
I have a Hot Chick.
I am a douchebag (at least that's what people tell me)
I don't have a big cock.
You must have money. Edit: Nick beat me to it.
Nothing Sound
08-23-2007, 05:34 PM
You must have money. Edit: Nick beat me to it.
I'm in debt up to my ass.
Judge Smails
08-23-2007, 05:48 PM
They forgot: The Jersey Shore Club Golden Spikey Puckerfish
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/1132125888_l.jpg
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/P3240465.jpg
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/P3240463.jpg
led37zep
08-23-2007, 05:55 PM
They forgot: The Jersey Shore Club Golden Spikey Puckerfish
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/P3240463.jpg
This guys look like Orange Tranny's! This might be the best example of douchebags with hot chicks yet.
EffMeBoobs
08-23-2007, 05:57 PM
Why the fuck would guys pucker their lips for pictures? FAGS.
IamPixie
08-23-2007, 06:02 PM
They forgot: The Jersey Shore Club Golden Spikey Puckerfish
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/1132125888_l.jpg
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/P3240465.jpg
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/P3240463.jpg
that s disgusting.
DolaMight
08-23-2007, 06:16 PM
Jealousy, you peeps need to stop sippin the hateorade. We be flexin and you be vexin
Marc with a c
08-23-2007, 06:30 PM
right now on the wonder years wayne is dating sandy tyler. unbelieveable.
mikeyboy
08-23-2007, 06:33 PM
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/P3240463.jpg
http://img400.imageshack.us/img400/4015/memikeyboyoh7.jpg
uh oh.
Fat_Sunny
08-23-2007, 06:46 PM
Bro, Dem I-Talian Homeys Be Twice As Dark As Da Sista !
EffMeBoobs
08-23-2007, 06:53 PM
http://img400.imageshack.us/img400/4015/memikeyboyoh7.jpg
uh oh.
Quick! Somebody photoshop a spray-on tan onto MikeyBoy!
IMSlacker
08-23-2007, 07:13 PM
I may have to use this one as my avatar.
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB8161-743241.jpg
led37zep
08-23-2007, 10:18 PM
http://img400.imageshack.us/img400/4015/memikeyboyoh7.jpg
uh oh.
Oh Mikeyboy...Say it ain't so!!!!!!
Gmann
08-23-2007, 11:49 PM
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha hahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/P3240463.jpg
Are those A-Rod's relatives?
Bob Impact
08-24-2007, 03:26 AM
http://a287.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/8/l_f586a518e59d22e291c08896cd00ccfe.jpg
They're on to me!
Don Stugots
08-24-2007, 03:33 AM
http://a287.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/8/l_f586a518e59d22e291c08896cd00ccfe.jpg
They're on to me!
oh you are so busted.
Fat_Sunny
08-24-2007, 04:08 AM
As Far As Celebrities Go, This Will Always Be The One To Beat!
http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/JuliaRobertsRETNA/Roberts_Lov88090743_400.jpg
Midkiff
08-24-2007, 04:30 AM
This chick isn't exactly hot, but her douchebag is the biggest in the world:
http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2006/03/images/20060307_p030706kh-0207-515h.jpg
Look closely, the douchebag is in the front row:
http://cdn.news.aol.com/aolnews_photos/0d/01/20050719111109990002
grlNIN
08-24-2007, 05:18 AM
New Jersey needs to be hurled at the sun.
Earlshog
08-24-2007, 05:39 AM
how do you even get up from a punch like that. i would still be laying in the fetal position weeping
about time someone put the hot back in this thread...
EliSnow
08-24-2007, 05:47 AM
As Far As Celebrities Go, This Will Always Be The One To Beat!
http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/JuliaRobertsRETNA/Roberts_Lov88090743_400.jpg
No, that's a Hot Chick With A Dork. A much rarer species, not seen all that often, and as I think we all agree is something good.
BTW, the one to beat with this group is:
http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/4433/paulinaricktk6.jpg
Crispy123
08-24-2007, 06:03 AM
I thought you meant the thread title literally and was expecting some weird fetish porn.
This thread is such a let down!!! :thumbdown::thumbdown::thumbdown:
http://whosadouche.com/blog/uploaded_images/bluehand-711387.gif
Earlshog
08-24-2007, 06:06 AM
New Jersey needs to be hurled at the sun.
you want these guys to get even tanner?
EliSnow
08-24-2007, 06:07 AM
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/P3240463.jpg
I think the punk on the left stole Blue Steel:
http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/parenting/2006/08/01/zoolander_blog240x303.jpg
grlNIN
08-24-2007, 06:16 AM
you want these guys to get even tanner?
No, NJ has enough of those kinds.
Yerdaddy
08-24-2007, 06:25 AM
They forgot: The Jersey Shore Club Golden Spikey Puckerfish
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/1132125888_l.jpg
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/P3240465.jpg
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/P3240463.jpg
Where are the douchebags?
nate1000
08-24-2007, 06:40 AM
Jealousy, you peeps need to stop sippin the hateorade. We be flexin and you be vexin
:lol:
TheMojoPin
08-24-2007, 06:56 AM
It makes them look literally like assholes.
Ritalin
08-24-2007, 07:16 AM
As Far As Celebrities Go, This Will Always Be The One To Beat!
http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/JuliaRobertsRETNA/Roberts_Lov88090743_400.jpg
No, that's a Hot Chick With A Dork. A much rarer species, not seen all that often, and as I think we all agree is something good.
BTW, the one to beat with this group is:
http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/4433/paulinaricktk6.jpg
Wait, you guys have it all wrong. Those guys aren't douchbags! They're incredibly ugly talented guys! When a Ric Ocasek and a Lyle Lovett can bang a Paulina Porizkova and a Julia Roberts, we should stand and give the slow single clap that slowly builds into thunderous applause.
I have to believe deep in my heart that ugly yet cool and talented guys can get hot chicks or my entire worldview crumbles to the ground, and I'm left with nothing.
I'm gonna to go then! And I don't need any of this! I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you.
I don't need anything except this and that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray.
And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need.
And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game and the remote control, and that's all I need.
And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball.
And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too.
I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this! The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure.
Well what are you looking at? What do you think I am, some kind of a jerk or something? And this! And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.
EliSnow
08-24-2007, 07:22 AM
Wait, you guys have it all wrong. Those guys aren't douchbags! They're incredibly ugly talented guys! When a Ric Ocasek and a Lyle Lovett can bang a Paulina Porizkova and a Julia Roberts, we should stand and give the slow single clap that slowly builds into thunderous applause.
I pretty much said the same thing, substituting "dork" for "incredibly ugly talented guys."
led37zep
08-24-2007, 08:47 AM
I couldn't figure out the tan.
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b354/led37zep/Fingerboy.jpg
Fat_Sunny
08-24-2007, 08:49 AM
Yes, F_S Admits To Construing This Topic Much More Broadly, Ie: "Women Who Are Way Too Good Looking To Hook-Up With The Goofy And/Or Ugly Men They Did, Without Regard To Talent Or Income".
Ritalin
08-24-2007, 08:49 AM
I couldn't figure out the tan.
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b354/led37zep/Fingerboy.jpg
AWESOME!
Kevin
08-24-2007, 08:51 AM
I couldn't figure out the tan.
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b354/led37zep/Fingerboy.jpg
Thats some funny ass shit.
mikeyboy
08-24-2007, 09:03 AM
I couldn't figure out the tan.
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b354/led37zep/Fingerboy.jpg
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Furtherman
08-24-2007, 09:04 AM
:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:! !!!!!!!!!!!!
JPMNICK
08-24-2007, 09:08 AM
Thats some funny ass shit.
hysterical, great job. mikey and the other kid look like competing Jockey's
reillyluck
08-24-2007, 09:10 AM
Looks like mikey is hanging out at Joey's in clifton again!
Dougie Brootal
08-24-2007, 09:12 AM
http://a613.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/37/l_14917018b1e9b4bde1d69af46a01e23c.jpg
Mafialife Chris
08-24-2007, 11:10 AM
They must have big cocks. (http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/)
I surely thought this thread was about me.
Oh well :(
JPMNICK
08-24-2007, 11:11 AM
I surely thought this thread was about me.
Oh well :(
it might have been if those Paige pics were real :)
Mafialife Chris
08-24-2007, 11:13 AM
it might have been if those Paige pics were real :)
Why?
Frenchy is a hot chick.
And i am a douche, lol
It was the big dick thing that threw me off.
ralphbxny
08-24-2007, 11:23 AM
I couldn't figure out the tan.
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b354/led37zep/Fingerboy.jpg
This could be the funniest shit I have seen in a while!
Hottub
08-24-2007, 11:28 AM
I couldn't figure out the tan.
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b354/led37zep/Fingerboy.jpg
Nice job. I love it.
TheMojoPin
08-24-2007, 11:42 AM
That pic of Mikey and his posse really needs to replace Dave on a leash on the front page.
Don Stugots
08-24-2007, 11:43 AM
http://a613.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/37/l_14917018b1e9b4bde1d69af46a01e23c.jpg
taking about dating out of your league. i hope you kiss her feet tonight.
reillyluck
08-24-2007, 11:48 AM
That pic of Mikey and his posse really needs to replace Dave on a leash on the front page.
i concur!
Don Stugots
08-24-2007, 12:15 PM
That pic of Mikey and his posse really needs to replace Dave on a leash on the front page.
i concur!
Do it! Do it!
insert pic of Ben Stiller in Starsky & Hutch.
led37zep
08-24-2007, 12:30 PM
I'm really glad you guys like it and I'd feel pretty honored to have an image I made make the front page. Anything for this board!
Fezticle98
08-24-2007, 12:41 PM
What about hot chicks with dicks? :unsure:
TheMojoPin
08-24-2007, 01:23 PM
Hot chicks with giant assholes?
EffMeBoobs
08-24-2007, 01:44 PM
That pic of Mikey and his posse really needs to replace Dave on a leash on the front page.
Agreed! Good job Led37Zep! That is a fucking fantastic picture of MB and his posse.
SouthSideJohnny
08-24-2007, 01:59 PM
Yes, F_S Admits To Construing This Topic Much More Broadly, Ie: "Women Who Are Way Too Good Looking To Hook-Up With The Goofy And/Or Ugly Men They Did, Without Regard To Talent Or Income".
Way too broad F_S - your interpretation would cover just about every guy that ever posted here.
Here's a total shoot - I had to look at the Mikey first Boy photoshop for about five seconds before I realized it was a different pic and he had been added. I definitely vote in favor it being added to the main page!
Fat_Sunny
08-24-2007, 02:03 PM
Way too broad F_S - your interpretation would cover just about every guy that ever posted here.
Exactly !
Dougie Brootal
08-24-2007, 04:07 PM
taking about dating out of your league. i hope you kiss her feet tonight.
oh i will!
but for some reason she keeps calling me "andrew" when were having sex! i dont understand!
Hottub
08-24-2007, 04:37 PM
oh i will!
but for some reason she keeps calling me "andrew" when were having sex! i dont understand!
:clap::lol::tongue::drunk:
Bulldogcakes
08-24-2007, 06:01 PM
If there's a thread of the year, I'd like to nominate this one.
My stomach hurts I'm laughing so hard. :thumbup:
weekapaugjz
08-24-2007, 06:24 PM
anybody have any pics of bob and sarah impact? :wink:
Hottub
08-24-2007, 06:25 PM
anybody have any pics of bob and sarah impact? :wink:
http://texaskappa.org/images/reading_is_fundamental.jpg
weekapaugjz
08-24-2007, 06:30 PM
well, i blame the stupid, "go to the last unread post" button, cause i never saw that.
ppanda
08-24-2007, 08:53 PM
As Far As Celebrities Go, This Will Always Be The One To Beat!
http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/JuliaRobertsRETNA/Roberts_Lov88090743_400.jpg
Sorry F_S- dont hate me for this but I have to disagree with you here..I say perfect match. She is hideous as the day is long.
...uuuumppph I think I just threw up in my my mouth a little.
Edit: she is hideous as her mouth is huge.
Ritalin
08-25-2007, 06:33 AM
Sorry F_S- dont hate me for this but I have to disagree with you here..I say perfect match. She is hideous as the day is long.
...uuuumppph I think I just threw up in my my mouth a little.
Edit: she is hideous as her mouth is huge.
Wait, we have to recalibrate here. If Julia Roberts is HIDEOUS, then what word in English would we use to describe, say, Rosie O'Donnell?
Maybe we'd have to skip over to Thai or Vietnamese, some language where the pronunciation is as ugly as the definition of the word itself.
Fat_Sunny
08-25-2007, 09:36 AM
Wait, we have to recalibrate here. If Julia Roberts is HIDEOUS, then what word in English would we use to describe, say, Rosie O'Donnell?
Maybe we'd have to skip over to Thai or Vietnamese, some language where the pronunciation is as ugly as the definition of the word itself.
You Got That Right! P-Panda Has Awfully High Standards!!
P-PAnda: How Can You Not Like A Woman With A Big Happy Smile?
http://xs67.xs.to/pics/06066/everydaycrazy.jpg
drjoek
08-25-2007, 09:57 AM
New Jersey needs to be hurled at the sun.
Post of the Month!!!
Dougie Brootal
08-25-2007, 10:17 AM
:clap::lol::tongue::drunk:
http://static.flickr.com/160/410099421_a27bb5d24c_m.jpg
Don Stugots
08-25-2007, 10:34 AM
oh i will!
but for some reason she keeps calling me "andrew" when were having sex! i dont understand!
let me know when you two break up again.
drusilla
08-26-2007, 06:12 PM
http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/4656/db7098he.jpg
how long do you think it takes him to do his hair in the morning?
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/JoeyPorsche-758042.jpg
just terrible.
but this one might be my favorite:
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB5101-775223.jpg
oompa prompa
underdog
08-26-2007, 06:20 PM
I like how the site is hot chicks with douchebags, but most of these girls are not hot. Most of them aren't even very attractive. They're just blondes with too much makeup and no clothes.
They actually fit perfectly with the douchebags they're standing with. The site should be "Perfect Match" or "B&T Girls with Douchebags".
IamPixie
08-26-2007, 06:42 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v351/pixytrix8/DB5101-775223.jpg
Fallon
08-26-2007, 06:44 PM
This is why I don't go tanning.
TheMojoPin
08-26-2007, 06:49 PM
This is why I don't go tanning.
http://www.vietnammemorial.com/vietnam-monk-self-immolation.jpg
Don Stugots
08-26-2007, 06:54 PM
http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/4656/db7098he.jpg
how long do you think it takes him to do his hair in the morning?
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/JoeyPorsche-758042.jpg
just terrible.
but this one might be my favorite:
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB5101-775223.jpg
oompa prompa
mikeyboy's posse like to blow kisses.
Judge Smails
08-26-2007, 06:55 PM
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i19/chuckhenning/guido12-1.jpg
TheMojoPin
08-26-2007, 07:08 PM
OK, really, who the fuck is this asshole?
mikeyboy
08-26-2007, 07:14 PM
mikeyboy's posse like to blow kisses.
I'm collecting ethnicities like baseball cards.
Marc with a c
08-26-2007, 07:16 PM
OK, really, who the fuck is this asshole?
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i19/chuckhenning/guido12-1.jpg
it's the same fucking guy. wow.
http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/4656/db7098he.jpg
Don Stugots
08-26-2007, 07:34 PM
whats wrong with the chicks eyes?
Judge Smails
08-26-2007, 07:41 PM
http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/4656/db7098he.jpg
This picture is driving me crazy. First, is that guy in the back smoking a crack pipe? And second, I know that I've seen this girl with the lazy eye before and I can't remember where. And I'm not talking on tv or the web, I mean in person. Hey, I'm in New Jersey and these two have got to be in Jersey, right? Or possibly Long Island.
Marc with a c
08-26-2007, 07:46 PM
whats wrong with the chicks eyes?
nothing
http://a738.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01266/73/70/1266320737_s.jpg
reillyluck
08-27-2007, 03:23 AM
Uggh...I hate guys that do their hair like yu-gi-oh. It looks stupid. stop it. seriously.
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a4/amanda_bartolini/Yu-Gi-Oh/yugi.gif
Hottub
08-27-2007, 03:42 AM
http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/9113/yugsigxg1.jpg
nickeye
08-27-2007, 04:11 AM
whats wrong with the chicks eyes?
Partial blindness, it seems.
Ritalin
08-27-2007, 05:22 AM
I like how the site is hot chicks with douchebags, but most of these girls are not hot. Most of them aren't even very attractive. They're just blondes with too much makeup and no clothes.
They actually fit perfectly with the douchebags they're standing with. The site should be "Perfect Match" or "B&T Girls with Douchebags".
CHURCH!
Ritalin
08-27-2007, 05:25 AM
Uggh...I hate guys that do their hair like yu-gi-oh. It looks stupid. stop it. seriously.
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a4/amanda_bartolini/Yu-Gi-Oh/yugi.gif
Follow up: I hate chicks that walk around with their pants/skirts unbuttoned and the top folded over - check out Lazy Eye at the top of the page. You'd think it would be hot, but it's just slutty. I suppose it makes it easier for us all to point and laugh at your stupid tramp stamp.
King Imp
08-27-2007, 08:44 PM
They forgot: The Jersey Shore Club Golden Spikey Puckerfish
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/1132125888_l.jpg
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/P3240465.jpg
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/P3240463.jpg
I have lived in NJ for close to 40 years now (both up north and down at the shore) and I honestly only saw my first one of these morons today, at a Wawa no less. I know it's the funny thing to do to rip on NJ, but I don't know why anyone thinks we are loaded with these assholes. If anything, I would think this is an LI thing (the whole Gotti Hotties crap).
led37zep
08-27-2007, 08:49 PM
I'm collecting ethnicities like baseball cards.
That line deserved sooo much more respect more than it got. Its close to MOD quotable
RoseBlood
08-27-2007, 09:28 PM
...
RoseBlood
08-27-2007, 09:44 PM
I have lived in NJ for close to 40 years now (both up north and down at the shore) and I honestly only saw my first one of these morons today, at a Wawa no less. I know it's the funny thing to do to rip on NJ, but I don't know why anyone thinks we are loaded with these assholes. If anything, I would think this is an LI thing (the whole Gotti Hotties crap).
Those guys are from NY.. probably LI :(
and P.S. Gotti boys are disgusting looking.
Don Stugots
08-27-2007, 09:46 PM
Those guys are from NY.. probably LI :(
and P.S. Gotti boys are disgusting looking.
i want to smack all of those gotti boy rejects in the head but i dont want the grease on my hands.
PapaBear
08-27-2007, 09:48 PM
i want to smack all of those gotti boy rejects in the head but i dont want the grease on my hands.
There are so many ways this quote could get edited.
led37zep
08-27-2007, 10:28 PM
i want gotti boy jizz all over my virgin ass.
There are so many ways this quote could get edited.
You mean like that?
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a352/f_ckrightoff/zing.jpg
scottinnj
08-27-2007, 10:32 PM
They must have big cocks. (http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/)
I have a big cock, and I'm don't dress like a Wham! groupie, I just look like a guy outside a NASCAR track that can't afford tickets. That chick is just retarded, or he has thousand dollar bills wrapped around his junk.
scottinnj
08-27-2007, 10:35 PM
Those guys are from NY.. probably LI :(
and P.S. Gotti boys are disgusting looking.
And their mommy looks like one of the leftover fluffer girls from 80s porn.
scottinnj
08-27-2007, 10:40 PM
I may have to use this one as my avatar.
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB8161-743241.jpg
I puked into my mouth when I saw this one. Fortunately, nothing exited my mouth, I'd have ruined my beautiful Dell Inspiron 600m. Can you say "liquid damage"?
led37zep
08-27-2007, 10:45 PM
I have a big cock, and I'm don't dress like a Wham! groupie, I just look like a guy outside a NASCAR track that can't afford tickets. That chick is just retarded, or he has thousand dollar bills wrapped around his junk.
um...umm...HELP!!!!!!!
scottinnj
08-27-2007, 10:45 PM
I couldn't figure out the tan.
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b354/led37zep/Fingerboy.jpg
Nice, we found proof that Mikeyboy once was half of a Siamese twin. Too bad the douchiness stayed with him after the surgery.
waka waka!
scottinnj
08-27-2007, 10:46 PM
um...umm...HELP!!!!!!!
Scuse me while I whip this out! *Screams of horror*
led37zep
08-27-2007, 10:49 PM
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB8161-743241.jpg
This may be the best visual representation of this thread yet.
Next to the mickeyboy pic of course :smoke:
scottinnj
08-27-2007, 10:49 PM
I'm really glad you guys like it and I'd feel pretty honored to have an image I made make the front page. Anything for this board!
Count me in....that was one brilliant Photoshop, Led!
scottinnj
08-27-2007, 10:54 PM
http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/4656/db7098he.jpg
how long do you think it takes him to do his hair in the morning?
About as long as it takes her to cum rubbing her snatch on the top of that Brillo Pad he calls a coif.
led37zep
08-27-2007, 10:56 PM
Count me in....that was one brilliant Photoshop, Led!
Thanks budday.
PapaBear
08-27-2007, 10:59 PM
how long do you think it takes him to do his hair in the morning?
Longer than it takes for him to put the hoop rings in his hair, or to zip up his skirt.
scottinnj
08-27-2007, 11:02 PM
This is why I don't go tanning.
http://www.vietnammemorial.com/vietnam-monk-self-immolation.jpg
MOJOPIN HAS POST OF THE THREAD HANDS DOWN! I defy all of you to make me laugh harder with such a sick, dark, twisted and brutally funny joke! I'm this close to printing that out and faxing it to my wife's job to get her fired so she doesn't have to put up with a cunt of a doctor as her boss.
scottinnj
08-27-2007, 11:04 PM
whats wrong with the chicks eyes?
That's what happens to whores after blowing too many guys and staring at their navels while trying to swallow-lazy eye.
sailor
08-28-2007, 03:07 AM
it's the same fucking guy. wow.
http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/4656/db7098he.jpg
someone pointed it out in another thread, but you really do look too closely at the guys, anymore.
RoseBlood
08-28-2007, 02:38 PM
Sadly Chris Cornell has gone the way of the guido:
http://petitebrigitte.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/chris.jpg
JPMNICK
08-28-2007, 02:54 PM
Sadly Chris Cornell has gone the way of the guido:
http://petitebrigitte.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/chris.jpg
he kind of looks like the guy who does the Girls Gone Wild Video's, Joe something
Death Metal Moe
08-28-2007, 03:06 PM
Some of those chicks are kinda busted too. Those douchebag guys can have them.
And why was Chris Cornell dipped in orange Easter Egg dye?
RoseBlood
08-28-2007, 03:14 PM
he kind of looks like the guy who does the Girls Gone Wild Video's, Joe something
Eww.. I don't see it but since you mention him.. talk about hot chicks with douchebags:
http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/061213/061213_francis_hmed12p.hmedium.jpg
http://daveibsen.typepad.com/5_blogs_before_lunch/images/2007/04/02/2006_8_9_ggw.jpg
Bulldogcakes
08-28-2007, 03:24 PM
Funny, I cant think of a single douchey chick with a hot guy.
Anyone? Does this work in reverse?
Marc with a c
08-28-2007, 03:34 PM
Funny, I cant think of a single douchey chick with a hot guy.
Anyone? Does this work in reverse?
more cunty then douchey, but nevertheless
http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=2814&size=1
drusilla
08-28-2007, 04:29 PM
Eww.. I don't see it but since you mention him.. talk about hot chicks with douchebags:
http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/061213/061213_francis_hmed12p.hmedium.jpg
http://daveibsen.typepad.com/5_blogs_before_lunch/images/2007/04/02/2006_8_9_ggw.jpg
he's their king
Yerdaddy
08-29-2007, 01:13 AM
Longer than it takes for him to put the hoop rings in his hair, or to zip up his skirt.
Hey!
Reynolds
08-29-2007, 01:32 AM
<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SDeWJqKx3Y0"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SDeWJqKx3Y0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>
Funny, I cant think of a single douchey chick with a hot guy.
Anyone? Does this work in reverse?
All my ex-girlfriends.
Crispy123
08-29-2007, 05:04 AM
Funny, I think of a hot guy.
Anyone work it in reverse?
Ewwww. What does that even mean???
AJDELAWARE
08-29-2007, 05:41 AM
How did everyone miss this one!?!?!? (Im a huge Stern fan though, so just posting this for fun)
http://www.jossip.com/gossip/Howard%20Stern%20-%20Beth%20Ostrosky.jpg
torker
09-06-2007, 02:51 PM
Songs as old as wine
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/ReillyNGvac.jpg
Beauty and the Doosh
Bob Impact
09-06-2007, 03:39 PM
How did everyone miss this one!?!?!? (Im a huge Stern fan though, so just posting this for fun)
http://www.jossip.com/gossip/Howard%20Stern%20-%20Beth%20Ostrosky.jpg
Doesn't qualify, they said hot chicks, not sexy mares.
MadMatt
12-07-2007, 05:30 PM
:lol:
http://4.content.collegehumor.com/d1/ch6/e/6/collegehumor.b243a73e59f902687c365fa664ac5ae8.jpg
I think these are the same guys from the group shot a few pages back. I guess oompa loompas DO exist.
Hottub
12-07-2007, 05:33 PM
http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=3249&size=1
:annoyed:
TheMojoPin
12-07-2007, 05:42 PM
http://outpost22.jtree.net/images/movie/return/03-leia-carrie-fisher.jpg
underdog
12-07-2007, 05:43 PM
:lol:
http://4.content.collegehumor.com/d1/ch6/e/6/collegehumor.b243a73e59f902687c365fa664ac5ae8.jpg
I think these are the same guys from the group shot a few pages back. I guess oompa loompas DO exist.
That HAS to be photoshopped. I refuse to believe anyone gets that orange.
scottinnj
12-07-2007, 06:12 PM
I was going to say the same thing. No way that's real. They look like minstrel performers.
DolaMight
12-07-2007, 07:32 PM
http://outpost22.jtree.net/images/movie/return/03-leia-carrie-fisher.jpg
ha double ha
DolaMight
12-07-2007, 07:35 PM
:lol:
http://4.content.collegehumor.com/d1/ch6/e/6/collegehumor.b243a73e59f902687c365fa664ac5ae8.jpg
I think these are the same guys from the group shot a few pages back. I guess oompa loompas DO exist.
somebody musta photoshop'd their tans double mode. that can't be real skin. If I was buffalo bill i'd make a nice designer purse outa their faces. probally prada, then sell it to a-rod to give to an uppermiddleclass hooker/dancer.
IamPixie
12-08-2007, 08:39 AM
:lol:
http://4.content.collegehumor.com/d1/ch6/e/6/collegehumor.b243a73e59f902687c365fa664ac5ae8.jpg
that's impossible.
TheMojoPin
12-08-2007, 08:50 AM
We've seen other photos of those dudes (or other Strong Island types who look exactly like them) in better lighting and sharper focus still looking incredibly orange, though myabe this was touched up. Their hands look noticeably less ornage, but still freakishly tan...maybe that's the actual color.
IamPixie
12-08-2007, 08:56 AM
We've seen other photos of those dudes (or other Strong Island types who look exactly like them) in better lighting and sharper focus still looking incredibly orange, though myabe this was touched up. Their hands look noticeably less ornage, but still freakishly tan...maybe that's the actual color.
oh I believe it's true, I just wish it wasn't.
:lol:
http://4.content.collegehumor.com/d1/ch6/e/6/collegehumor.b243a73e59f902687c365fa664ac5ae8.jpg
I think these are the same guys from the group shot a few pages back. I guess oompa loompas DO exist.
They're the people of Vaal.
http://revelen.net/images/eyes_of_vaal.jpg
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/ReillyNGvac.jpg
sailor
12-08-2007, 12:20 PM
We've seen other photos of those dudes (or other Strong Island types who look exactly like them) in better lighting and sharper focus still looking incredibly orange, though myabe this was touched up. Their hands look noticeably less ornage, but still freakishly tan...maybe that's the actual color.
there used to be a high school girl around her, pretty girl, but she was that exact color and wore pale silver lipstick. guys were still all over her. it was freakish.
mikeyboy
12-08-2007, 12:20 PM
Songs as old as wine
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/ReillyNGvac.jpg
Beauty and the Doosh
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/ReillyNGvac.jpg
Torker beat you to it.
Marc with a c
12-08-2007, 12:21 PM
Torker beat you to it.
to reilly?
nice torker.
lleeder
12-08-2007, 12:37 PM
there used to be a high school girl around her, pretty girl, but she was that exact color and wore pale silver lipstick. guys were still all over her. it was freakish.
Triple face orbit tanning bed will do that to you.
PapaBear
12-10-2007, 07:02 PM
I don't consider these guys to be douchebags, but damn if they aren't doing well for themselves...
http://lh4.google.com/JAMESEDSTROM/RzA2Qhd5SoI/AAAAAAAAHvo/S1lhBZh6J3A/Joe%20Pesci%2Cangie%20everhart.jpg?imgmax=512
http://garlinggauge.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/kucinich.jpg
booster11373
01-26-2008, 05:15 PM
not my title
here's a taste
http://66.79.163.197/_images/articles/2008/01/21/pic08551.jpg
here's the rest
http://www.barstoolsports.com/article/new_jersey_freakshows/1958/
cougarjake13
01-27-2008, 05:31 AM
http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/4656/db7098he.jpg
that chick is a terminator !!!!
they do exist !!!
fezident
02-17-2008, 11:04 AM
http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/4656/db7098he.jpg
This picture is disturbing. I can't believe the factory is still pumpin' out guys that look like that.
I was telling some friends about this thread and, no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't exaggerate what a bunch of crunchy douches some of these guys were.
-- and what's up with the snake-charmer in the back?
Bulldogcakes
03-09-2008, 04:38 AM
http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/2341/melgibsonjs5.jpg
http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/4697/dbicetyb2.jpg
Bulldogcakes
03-09-2008, 04:42 AM
http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/2555/db8064fz8.jpg
Isn't FMJeff married?
http://img416.imageshack.us/img416/2017/db8029cv1.jpg
Kevin? Damn! I had no idea.
http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/3849/db8001qv7.jpg
Leave it to Marc with a C to bring a foam finger
http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/4534/db8008gg5.jpg
Sheepy?
Fallon
07-10-2008, 03:27 PM
http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/9720/ab4h3sqt4.jpg
http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/7753/o84036kj6.jpg
http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/3803/guidos3ox6.jpg
http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/5361/ehn509fs2.jpg
http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/9082/db7042766041lf6.jpg
Todd_Hilliard
07-10-2008, 05:07 PM
I apologize in advance....I think this says is all
http://www.pinklime.net/GUIDOS/guidolovexs9.jpg
TheMojoPin
07-10-2008, 08:45 PM
Fuckin' Italians.
Kevin
07-10-2008, 08:52 PM
When the hell did orange people start existing?
Kevin
07-10-2008, 09:11 PM
I see a Will Farrel movie out of this.
Will Farrel in, Guido.
Slumbag
07-10-2008, 09:21 PM
http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/3803/guidos3ox6.jpg
Dude, look at that cat's skin. What the fuck is wrong with them????
Kevin
07-10-2008, 09:23 PM
Dude, look at that cat's skin. What the fuck is wrong with them????
Nothing apparently .. My question is, what the fuck is wrong with those girls
Slumbag
07-10-2008, 09:24 PM
I meant "them" as every person in that picture.
Judge Smails
07-10-2008, 09:36 PM
http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/7753/o84036kj6.jpg
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b317/Lamaheksje/Forum-moving/wtf%20People/1208241730021.gif
KingGeno
07-11-2008, 04:32 AM
That 'fuckin' italians' line got me rollin. :lol:
It's kinda pathetic that all age groups are modeling themselves after Gotti children. That's not how italians look...
Aqualad
07-11-2008, 04:59 AM
http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/7753/o84036kj6.jpg
http://hulkcollection.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/keown-hulk-not-final.jpg
Coincidence?
underdog
07-11-2008, 07:37 AM
That's not how italians look...
It's not?
EliSnow
07-11-2008, 07:58 AM
http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/7753/o84036kj6.jpg
When I see these pictures, it instills within me wonder at the diversity of mankind and their beliefs.
I mean, this guy probably looks at this picture and thinks this is a great picture, and that he looks great. And his chick and others would agree with him. They probably have some idea that this is masculinity at its finest.
But look at it.
jauble
07-11-2008, 08:04 AM
My problem is the serious/tough guy look that ruins the pictures well that and the pouty face look.
KingGeno
07-11-2008, 08:17 AM
It's not?
No, it's not. Well, most of us. The d-bags from like that Ghotti show or half these pictures would be beaten unmercifully with a trash can or baseball bat. I can't stand that pouty fish face crap, and there is nothing worst then a guy who acts tough. You aren't tough when you go around acting tough. You are a d-bag.
TheMojoPin
07-11-2008, 08:52 AM
What the hell is a non-douchebag Italian?
Hottub
07-11-2008, 08:59 AM
Hot chick?
Check.
Douchebags?
Check.
http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=4197&size=1
:glurps:
jauble
07-11-2008, 09:03 AM
Hot chick?
Check.
Douchebags?
Check.
http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=4197&size=1
:glurps:
Hot chicks....oh wait nevermind
PapaBear
10-23-2008, 07:31 PM
Not all hot chicks like this thread. (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/1023082hotchicks1.html?link=rssfeed)
Angered that their photos appear in "Hot Chicks with Douchebags," three New Jersey women have sued the book's author and publisher, claiming that the "vulgar" title has unfairly tarred them as "females who date dubious men." According to a New Jersey Superior Court lawsuit, the women--Yvette Gorzelany, 22; Joanna Obiedzinski, 21; and Paulina Pakos, 24--have been forced to undergo medical treatment and psychological therapy, and have suffered financial damages as a result of their inclusion in author Jay Louis's book, which was published in July.
drusilla
10-23-2008, 07:41 PM
that book is awesome.
those chicks are retarded.
EliSnow
01-21-2009, 09:12 AM
http://www.carniola.org/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/summer-vacation.jpg
Don Stugots
01-21-2009, 09:21 AM
More like hot chick with gorilla.
KojiClutch
01-22-2009, 06:28 AM
http://www.carniola.org/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/summer-vacation.jpgLooks like the Masterpiece.
JimBeam
01-22-2009, 07:10 AM
http://www.carniola.org/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/summer-vacation.jpg
Grog like boobies !!
She seems like a pretty classy chick so it's only natural she'd be into this troglodyte.
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