Who'll die first?

[thepaulo]

Just stood in the supermarket line and saw the Globe....
They're speculating on who'll die first.....some of the names mentioned...
Michael Jackson
Oprah
Angelina Jolie
Britney
Elizabeth Taylor
Lindsey Lohan
and some others tht I can't remember....
I just saw another Globe story about old Geezers ready to go....
the two oldest I can think of are
Oscar winner Jane Wyman(and Ronald Regan Ex)
and Richard Widemark...so since there is no official death pool anywhere recent...here we go

[StizerUK]

Lindsey Lohan. Either by OD or DUI accident... or both.

[patsopinion]

Just stood in the supermarket line and saw the Globe....
They're speculating on who'll die first.....some of the names mentioned...
Michael Jackson
Oprah
Angelina Jolie
Britney
Elizabeth Taylor
Lindsey Lohan
and some others tht I can't remember....
I just saw another Globe story about old Geezers ready to go....
the two oldest I can think of are
Oscar winner Jane Wyman(and Ronald Regan Ex)
and Richard Widemark...so since there is no official death pool anywhere recent...here we go

wow way to keep it not morbid buddy

[Furtherman]

Of that list, it's between Lindsay and Britney, with Britney in the lead because Lindsay is in rehab. Most likely by car accident.

But from what I've heard about Amy Winehouse.. or however you spell her name... she should be on top of the list.

[StizerUK]

I would say Britney would go by suicide before car accident. At some point she'll see how effed up she really is and how effed up her kids are going to be.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I thought Elizabeth Taylor iwas Dead

she is my Bet

I bet she is 3/5, so I wont make much on her

:king:

[ralphbxny]

I thought Elizabeth Taylor iwas Dead

she is my Bet

I bet she is 3/5, so I wont make much on her

:king:

Id agree, but I think Lohan is a close second.

[DarkHippie]

Phil Rizzuto . . . I win

[StizerUK]

Nah no way. People like Elizabeth Taylor and Mickey Rooney will just go on and on and on and on. They'll live to be like 103.

[Fat_Sunny]

F_S Is Gonna Go With A Long-Shot: Whitney Houston.

Only Because He Had A Dream About Her Last Night.

If She Dies This Week, Then The Dream Will Turn Out To Be A Premonition, And Then F_S Will Hit The Talk-Show Circuit.

[deepinthewoods]

FUTURE SPY REPORT:

Oprah will host all those people on her show, where she'll open up on the fuckers with a ruby encrusted AK loaded with hollow point diamonds. There can only be one.

She'll beat the rap cuz she's a billionaire and cuz she was in the Color Purple, damnit!

http://blogs.brilliantbutcancelled.com/newswire/20061027_oprah_260x220.jpg

[buzzard]

Elizabeth Taylor from clock poisoning.:wink:

[WhistlePig]

Ernest Borgnine, though I'll hate to see him go. Love 'ol Marty.

[thepaulo]

kevin McCarthy (star of invasion of the Body snatchers) DOB Febuary 1914
Richard Widmark DOB December 1914
Ernest Borgnine DOB January 1917
Mickey Rooney DOB September 1920

[IMSlacker]

Just stood in the supermarket line and saw the Globe....
They're speculating on who'll die first.....some of the names mentioned...
Michael Jackson
Oprah
Angelina Jolie
Britney
Elizabeth Taylor
Lindsey Lohan
and some others tht I can't remember....
I just saw another Globe story about old Geezers ready to go....
the two oldest I can think of are
Oscar winner Jane Wyman(and Ronald Regan Ex)
and Richard Widemark...so since there is no official death pool anywhere recent...here we go

I saw that cover too. Barbara Streisand is another one who was on there. She looked awful. I'll put my money on her.

edit: I found the picture. Forgot about George Bush.

http://www.globemagazine.com/media/Issue-34.jpg

[thepaulo]

I know I'm a movie guy but I have dibs on the biggest name in sports.....

George Steinbrenner

[StizerUK]

I saw that cover too. Barbara Streisand is another one who was on there. She looked awful. I'll put my money on her.


Holy hell what happened to her?! lol Damn. I didn't even recognize her. It's like she swallowed Kathy Bates!

[A.J.]

Karl Malden.

[ChrisTheCop]

I know I'm a movie guy but I have dibs on the biggest name in sports.....

George Steinbrenner

In bed. If you know what I mean.

[cougarjake13]

i'd say lindsay but definitely amy winehouse if she's included

[STC-Dub]

Elizabeth Taylor

[IMSlacker]

Barbara Streisand is another one who was on there. She looked awful. I'll put my money on her.

I'm changing my vote to Ewan McGregor. He's an idiot! (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=62675)

[IMSlacker]

Just got back from the grocery store. The new Globe is out. Gotta change my vote again. Loretta Lynn is gonna die first!

Also, good to see Scott Peterson's made some new friends in prison.

http://www.globemagazine.com/media/Issue-35.jpg

[thepaulo]

I've got a very bad feeling.....I hope it's nothing

[thepaulo]

by the way, Andy Griffith(June 1926) looked like an animatronic puppet in this year's Waitress.....

[ChrisTheCop]

Who'll Die First

In Bed.

[thepaulo]

Hugh Hefner is still alive and he has viagra stashed everywhere

[thepaulo]

Owen Wilson

[thelyonhart]

castro

[thepaulo]

Andy Dick

[RogerDornShortHops]

Muhammad Ali

[thepaulo]

walter cronkite

[RogerDornShortHops]

Muhammad Ali!!!!!

[Judge Smails]

Muhammad Ali!!!!!

[RogerDornShortHops]

Thanks Judge.

Jeese.....white people are just so scared of black people.

ZING!!!!

[cougarjake13]

id go with lindsay

[citymedic27]

I would say Britney would go by suicide before car accident. At some point she'll see how effed up she really is and how effed up her kids are going to be.

I think Lil Jimmy will take her out, because he doesnt want a crazy imposter. Kind of like a John lenon thing. So, im going with brit

[watson]

Billy Staples

or

Don Rickles

[sailor]

guess it was michael jackson

[lleeder]

Haley Joel Osment

[helterskeletor]

Lindsey Lohan. Either by OD or DUI accident... or both.

we can only hope.

I'm calling Elizabeth Taylor, but I would imagine Oprah lives a pretty stressful life.

[Dougie Brootal]

so since there is no official death pool anywhere recent


didja check here (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=55397&highlight=big+ass+death+pool), paulo?

[thepaulo]

jane wyman dead.....age 93...this is almost too easy.....

[meanmrbill]

Bill O'Reilly (I guess this thread would have to be a "Wish-Death List" for this pick to be relevant)

[Team_Ramrod]

wow way to keep it not morbid buddy

Don't worry Paul, that's patsopinion... no one elses.

I say Liz Taylor, she's gonna choke on a ho-ho

[Don Stugots]

me. heart attack.

[thepaulo]

not me....I'm ridiculously healthy...apparently nothing will kill me....I just about near perfect...aside from an excessively sweaty ass.

[TeeBone]

Easy------Oprah.

I pose another question----who would survive the longest?

A squad of marines, a squad of Army Rangers or a squad of navy seals?
All three groups are put in a kill-or-be-killed scenario in a heavily wooded area on 80 acres of land and are told to survive at all costs. So I ask you, who would survive the longest?

-Teebone

[thepaulo]

Marcel Marceau......


and to answer your question



I'll go with Army Rangers.....

[thepaulo]

Joey Bishop

[cougarjake13]

Easy------Oprah.

I pose another question----who would survive the longest?

A squad of marines, a squad of Army Rangers or a squad of navy seals?
All three groups are put in a kill-or-be-killed scenario in a heavily wooded area on 80 acres of land and are told to survive at all costs. So I ask you, who would survive the longest?

-Teebone


well it may not matter too much but i think the navy seals wold be at a slight disadvantage on dry land


so i gotta go with the army rangers

[thepaulo]

Deborah Kerr

[KC2OSO]

Phil Rizzuto . . . I win
I love you in a non-gay way. Thanks.
If the whole aforementioned list died in a mine or ballooning accident, really nobody would care. Life would go on.

[thepaulo]

porter wagoner

robert goulet



who's the third?

[thepaulo]

norman mailer....

[MellySmelly]

you're one sick fuck paulo

[thepaulo]

Ernest Borgnine.......














is alive and getting ready for the Golden Globes

[Heather 8]

Hey, Abe Vigoda's still dead, right?

...that old gag. :innocent:

[jauble]

Lohan DUIs her way into Britney's vagina...still waiting on the death toll

[watson]

Just stood in the supermarket line and saw the Globe....
They're speculating on who'll die first.....some of the names mentioned...
Michael Jackson
Oprah
Angelina Jolie
Britney
Elizabeth Taylor
Lindsey Lohan
and some others tht I can't remember....
I just saw another Globe story about old Geezers ready to go....
the two oldest I can think of are
Oscar winner Jane Wyman(and Ronald Regan Ex)
and Richard Widemark...so since there is no official death pool anywhere recent...here we go

I predict a slow horrible death by

Paul-O :rolleyes:

[Mike Teacher]

Dan Fogelberg.

[TrevorDodds]

gonna have to go with britney nicole spears as it stands right now

[furie]

my vote is for the guy you can't remember.

[thepaulo]

Shit...I just found out about Dan Fogelberg after a three year bout with prostate cancer....56...
I love that easy listening mother fucker....

[thepaulo]

by the way, Dan Fogelberg is not to be confused with Dan Fogler, star of Balls of Fury and Good Luck Chuck.

[MellySmelly]

Shit...I just found out about Dan Fogelberg after a three year bout with prostate cancer....56...
I love that easy listening mother fucker....

It made me very sad when I heard about him dying. He is from my hometown. :down:

[scottinnj]

I would say Britney would go by suicide before car accident. At some point she'll see how effed up she really is and how effed up her kids are going to be.

And now how effed up her sister is.

[scottinnj]

Easy------Oprah.

I pose another question----who would survive the longest?

A squad of marines, a squad of Army Rangers or a squad of navy seals?
All three groups are put in a kill-or-be-killed scenario in a heavily wooded area on 80 acres of land and are told to survive at all costs. So I ask you, who would survive the longest?

-Teebone

I gotta go with my Rangers. The most underrated and underestimated of the Special Forces. The Marines can shoot, the Seals can go undetected, but the Rangers are just plain animals in close quarters fighting and hand to hand combat.

[thepaulo]

Richard Widmark 93.....pretty much the oldest celebrity who was still alive.......
now I think it's Earnest Borgnine who is still working and pretty vigorous....
of course none of us have mention the untimely death of Anthony Mingella.....
somebody else but I've already forgotten.....