Scottyflamingo
08-13-2007, 08:40 PM
Not trailors, but the stupid commercials that they've started showing before the preview when you go to the movie theater. Ticket prices go up, yet I'm supposed to watch a bunch of commercials?? You should be paying me!
Anyway, it used to be just a brief Coke ad, but now there are five or six before the previews even start. Let's review:
Fandango - A bunch of dumbass paper bag puppets recreating scenes from movies. Annoying but short. The part that pisses me off is at the end, there is an "Elvis" puppet that says "Thankyouverymuch" in typical Elvis impersonator voice. And someone ALWAYS laughs. I swear, there should be a law that you can shoot that person without reprecussions because they are not helping society.
Fruit of The Loom & Vince Gill - This is a pile of donkey shit. First of all, it isn't so much a commercial as a FULL MUSIC VIDEO. It is an entire song about underwear that is like four minutes long. You laugh at first but it just keeps going!
The Diet Coke Short Film - This is a sneaky one because it isn't technically a commercial, it is a short film made for a contest. Of course the short film have to be about Diet Coke. These two jagoffs make a film about some horse's ass who is late for work, but drinks a Diet Coke and zips through his morning routine magically via some horrible stop motion. The actor is a totally dickmunch that constantly mugs at the camera. Seriously, I've starting coming to movies late to avoid this crap.
Any others? Not sure what the rest of the country gets in front of their movies, but that's what I have to suffer through.
Anyway, it used to be just a brief Coke ad, but now there are five or six before the previews even start. Let's review:
Fandango - A bunch of dumbass paper bag puppets recreating scenes from movies. Annoying but short. The part that pisses me off is at the end, there is an "Elvis" puppet that says "Thankyouverymuch" in typical Elvis impersonator voice. And someone ALWAYS laughs. I swear, there should be a law that you can shoot that person without reprecussions because they are not helping society.
Fruit of The Loom & Vince Gill - This is a pile of donkey shit. First of all, it isn't so much a commercial as a FULL MUSIC VIDEO. It is an entire song about underwear that is like four minutes long. You laugh at first but it just keeps going!
The Diet Coke Short Film - This is a sneaky one because it isn't technically a commercial, it is a short film made for a contest. Of course the short film have to be about Diet Coke. These two jagoffs make a film about some horse's ass who is late for work, but drinks a Diet Coke and zips through his morning routine magically via some horrible stop motion. The actor is a totally dickmunch that constantly mugs at the camera. Seriously, I've starting coming to movies late to avoid this crap.
Any others? Not sure what the rest of the country gets in front of their movies, but that's what I have to suffer through.