People Who Stick Their Hand Into The Closing Elevator Doors At The Last Second...

[Furtherman]

Hate 'em!

[Fallon]

I wish the sensors would be taken out so their hands would be crushed.

[Furtherman]

Me too.

There are EIGHT elevator banks to get you where you are going. One will be here in about THREE SECONDS.

Impatient asshole.

[Marc with a c]

They deserve elavator farts.

[mildly amusing]

inevitably, that one fuck who just HAS to get on that elevator will be followed by 4 more fucks piling on an already overcrowded elevator...like the next one won't be there in 10 seconds... hate em...

[Furtherman]

It's why they seal the hatches in submarines when there is a hull breach!

There should be Elevator Captains. And a wheel to turn so that door shuts entirely.


"You seal that door! You seal it now because if one more gets in, they'll all get in! SEAL IT NOW OR WE ALL GO DOWN!!"

[topless_mike]

they definatly deserve a good, cooked up elevator fart.

[mdr55]

What about the person that only goes 1 floor up???? Take the steps dammit!!!

[drjoek]

Always do it I'm sure its Hate worthy but I'll do it all the time

[AnnoyedGrunt]

I do it all the time at work because I need to get on there to do my job. If you lazy cunts don't like it then don't use my freight evevator just because it's closer to your office. It's there for people like me who have to haul shit around, not people who are going to the cafeteria.

This has been my Gruntatorial, thaaaaaaaaaaank you.

[Friday]

i don't think that extra 2 seconds takes much out of my day... and hell, maybe that person has an interview or is on their way to a baby delivery. If I am taking the time to ride the elevator, it must mean I have a spare minute to kill. So it doesn't bother me....

[Bulldogcakes]

Hate that.

I also hate people who sneeze or cough and make no effort to cover their germ-ridden mouth.

I think if someone stuck their hand in a elevator and sneezed at the same time, I would have to kill them.

[HBox]

I hate other people and everything they do.

[Recyclerz]

Hell is other people. Jean-Paul Sartre

http://www.book-of-thoth.com/thebook/images/446px-Uncle_Sam_pointing_finger.jpg

[cupcakelove]

I always make sure to hold the elevator for anyone who might want to get on, and if they jump in at the last second, I feel bad that I didn't hold it open for them.

[IamFogHat]

Fuck those assholes.

[Fallon]

i don't think that extra 2 seconds takes much out of my day... and hell, maybe that person has an interview or is on their way to a baby delivery. If I am taking the time to ride the elevator, it must mean I have a spare minute to kill. So it doesn't bother me....

What if the person already on the elevator is late too and now this other person screwed him over?

[Marc with a c]

and do not take the elevator if you are going up one story please.

[deepinthewoods]

and do not take the elevator if you are going up one story please.


And please don't take the Wonkavator if you plan on staying in the building!

[Friday]

What if the person already on the elevator is late too and now this other person screwed him over?

for a couple of seconds...i say you should have gotten up 5 minutes earlier, fucker!

[waltermitty]

I was occasionally guilty of this...

Until the day i read of a woman who stuck her arm in, but the sensor didn't catch...
The elevator went up (or down) and the people on the inside got to see her arm ripped off....

Now I just wait for the next car....
I'm not in enough of a hurry to lose an appendage....

[epo]

What about the person that only goes 1 floor up???? Take the steps dammit!!!

Even worse, I had a woman today run to the elevator to go DOWN one story!

[midwestjeff]

around here we just ride the elevator for fun. by "the elevator", i mean the only elevator in town. the hospital has a whole three stories, so it doubles as an amusement park. i used to love playing "dead ant". lay on your back and kick your feet while you flail your arms like a helpless bug as the elevator does its thing. oh yeah, and yell "dead ant" at the top of your lungs. good times.

[weekapaugjz]

ive had several nightmares about plummeting to my death in an elevator so i try to avoid them if at all possible. ill take the stairs if its anything under 8 stories. its also better for my fat ass.

[Friday]

around here we just ride the elevator for fun. by "the elevator", i mean the only elevator in town. the hospital has a whole three stories, so it doubles as an amusement park. i used to love playing "dead ant". lay on your back and kick your feet while you flail your arms like a helpless bug as the elevator does its thing. oh yeah, and yell "dead ant" at the top of your lungs. good times.

I *heart* hayseeds. :happy:

[waltermitty]

ive had several nightmares about plummeting to my death in an elevator so i try to avoid them if at all possible. ill take the stairs if its anything under 8 stories. its also better for my fat ass.


Had that Nightmare too.....
Scary as Hell....

[sr71blackbird]

A guy I used to work with in Metrotech used to do that shit and then go up one floor and then as he was walking off, he would quickly hit all the buttons for all the other floors.

Douche bag

[DonInNC]

You know, those sensors don't always work.

http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/Southwest/08/18/doctor.decapitated.ap/index.html

[sailor]

for a couple of seconds...i say you should have gotten up 5 minutes earlier, fucker!

isn't that what they're basically saying about the person lunging onto the elevator.

myself, i hate people who cram into an elevator because they can't wait 20 seconds for the next one (regardless of whether they got there last minute or not). all the time at my last job, 10 people would cram into an elevator like some 60s cliche, the doors would close and the next one would arrive and i'd get to ride alone. people are the worst.

[Furtherman]

I'm glad to see most of us agree. Just because you're late - don't bother the rest of us!

And DonInNC, that same thing happened at my Dad's place of work years ago. This guy ran for the elevator, tried to squeeze on, got trapped and next thing you know he was all squished up in between floors. Ruined a few people's outfits.

[EddieMoscone]

i don't think that extra 2 seconds takes much out of my day... and hell, maybe that person has an interview or is on their way to a baby delivery. If I am taking the time to ride the elevator, it must mean I have a spare minute to kill. So it doesn't bother me....

I guess you've never seen Run Lola Run. 2 seconds can change your life. :smile:

[FUNKMAN]

People Who Stick Their Hand Into The Closing Elevator Doors At The Last Second...

that's why you should carry a hammer or blowtorch at all times...

[RicShaw]

Last minute people suck. At work during rush hour I spend over an hour closing bus doors because every person that walks up thinks the bus should wait for them. They come every 3 minutes, you can see them lined up, so if your not there when it's supposed to leave, it's not your bus wait for the next one.