This is why midgets make us laugh..

[Dash77]

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[FUNKMAN]

Springer has stooped to a new low - literally

that was actually a little disturbing

[Jughead]

Little people!!!:nono::lol:

[buzzard]

always an instant classic with me!

[DarkHippie]

That wasnt fair, the second midget was a head taller than the first one. It'd be like fighting Shaq

[Furtherman]

Dwarf's penis gets stuck to vacuum cleaner (http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2007/08/21/1187462212841.html)

Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf!!!

A dwarf performer at the Edinburgh fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry.

[topless_mike]

metal midgets- always entertaintment.

http://www.hoodstockmusic.com/Special%20Knucklehead/metal-midget.jpg

[marky2bucks]

I saw a chinese/midget/downs syndrome kid the other day.

The chances of all of that coming together are astronomic. The odds are way more difficult than winning the lottery.

[IamFogHat]

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:lol:

[Tall_James]

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[Don Stugots]

no fair, the other little guy was really a fish.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

those sausage fingers turning into "lil" fists, so A Dor Able

:king:

[MrPink]

I want a pet midget now.

[MadMatt]

The smaller guy (getting his ass kicked), kept "scuttling" around the stage on his arms when he got knocked down. Really strange.

How does Jerry Springer do it? I mean, how is he still on the air?

[Tall_James]

How does Jerry Springer do it? I mean, how is he still on the air?

His deal with Satan runs through 2011.

[Judge Smails]

My son plays Jr. Pee Wee football. Everyday I go with him to practice and the Flag Football team (4-5 year olds) practices on the field right next to us. There's this midget kid on the flag football team. Now these kids are tiny to begin with, so you can imagine how little a four year old midget is.

You've got to hand it to him though. You can see that even at that age he's dead set on not letting his condition hold him back. I have to look away when they run by me doing a lap for fear that I'll burst out laughing and have an aneurysm that will send me straight to hell. Try as he might, he's always bringing up the back of the pack waddling with all his might, a good 30 yards behind the rest of the team.