I Draw Suicidal Comics

[keithy_19]

Since my break up I've started depicting my death, mostly through suicide while mmy ex and her new guy are in the other room. I've drawn 6 so far, and they are terribly drawn with stick figures and the like, but the physics I show in the one where I hang myself is pretty spot on.

There is also a caption to every panel, where my ex says something to guy she's dating, George. It usually goes like this:

EX: I love you George!

GEORGE: Your ex is a jackass!

Meanwhile, in the other room I have kicked out a stool from underneath my feet and have hung myself from the ceiling fan.

I would never hurt myself (minus my liver, though I'm really trying not to do that) and would never off myself. In a sick way, the comics are making me feel a little bit better. As I'm drawing them at least.

As of now, I've offed myself by hanging, toaster in the bathtub, blowing my head off the Hemmingway way, overdosing on pills and liquour, my head in the oven, and the most recent edition is of me being hit by lightin (which is the one that I don't intend, though standing in a thunderstorm in a flat land is asking for it I guess)

Is there something wrong with me?

[HBox]

You need to care about stuff a whole lot less.

[keithy_19]

You need to care about stuff a whole lot less.

That made me laugh. I don't know why, but it did.

[PapaBear]

You need to go rent Richard Pryor: Live in Concert, then listen to a bunch of really good blues music.

When you're done with that... Learn to play really good pool.

[Judge Smails]

Meh. It's been done before.

http://graysmatter.codivation.com/content/binary/MickeyMouseSuicide07.jpg

[ppanda]

Dont even think of suicide...Been there budday.

Think about this (cuz I do) If I killed myself when I wanted to (and failed back in '98) I would never have seen.. the iPhone...Family Guy....shit Even DVD technology (which makes it easier to skip through porn)

You could miss out on a whole lot of good stuff

[keithy_19]

You need to go rent Richard Pryor: Live in Concert, then listen to a bunch of really good blues music.

When you're done with that... Learn to play really good pool.

Is that Richard Pryor live where he does the joke about catching on fire?

I'm actually funny when I talk about the relationship stuff when I talk to people. Sometimes I'm serious, like at night I tend to be more upset. But during the day I'll joke about it. It's more of a dry delivery where people don't know whether to laugh or put their arms around me.

Tonight I was on the phone with her in a park, cause she's been giving me mixed signals. And we talked and I got emotional and m friend was in the car, waiitng for me to come back. When I came back I sat in the car and said, "well that went very well" and he didn't really know what to say.

And do you know any really good blues that you would recommend?

[keithy_19]

Dont even think of suicide...Been there budday.

Think about this (cuz I do) If I killed myself when I wanted to (and failed back in '98) I would never have seen.. the iPhone...Family Guy....shit Even DVD technology (which makes it easier to skip through porn)

You could miss out on a whole lot of good stuff


I wouldn't kill myself. I've entertained the thought, but realized it's not worth it. Especially over some broad, even if she makes me want to jump off a ledge. If I offed myself, I wouldn;'t be able to go to the Prudential Center and see the Devils kick ass this year. I hope they do anyway.

And when you're dead, maybe there's no music. I love music. So, silence would make me be depressed ebcause I was so depressed that I killed myself.

[PapaBear]

And do you know any really good blues that you would recommend?
Blues is different for eveyone. Start with Robert Johnson, and work your way up. If you don't want to go that far back, go for Leadbelly.

[keithy_19]

Blues is different for eveyone. Start with Robert Johnson, and work your way up. If you don't want to go that far back, go for Leadbelly.

Thank you sir.

And why pool?

[PapaBear]

Thank you sir.

And why pool?
It will consume your mind. And you'll be socializing with people. And pool rocks.

[keithy_19]

It will consume your mind. And you'll be socializing with people. And pool rocks.

True.

[drjoek]

Keithy
If your threads are not a bit(youve been a board member since you were 13-4??) that we have been part of for a while, then you should consider maybe seeing someone. I'm just a guy on a messageboard who reads your posts and ocassionally responds but if you have suicidal thoughts ,postings at 400AM in the morning and have had the feelings that you state in your threads you may need some professional help. I'm not trying to bust balls or tell you what to do and if I'm "don't get the bit guy" thats fine too. Peoples posts have all been supportive of you. I wish you the best but this board is not a substitute for psychoanalysis

[Dougie Brootal]

miss keithy_'s 1 - 18....they were waaaay more mentally balanced!





just kiddin budday, if it helps you get through it who cares. just know that if you are seriously contemplating it, you need to talk to someone. only you know if its just gallows humor or a cry for help. so if its just kidding around i say no there is nothing wrong with you.

[MrPink]

You wanna post your drawings? Sounds like you just need to out and fuck shit up.

By the way, Hbox has the funniest sig I've ever seen!

[Crispy123]

You wanna post your drawings?

That would be neat. Then it kind of puts the comics from the creepy category into healthy output of human emotion. There is a game on the Adult Swim Website (http://www.adultswim.com/games/fiveMinutes/index.html)that gives you 5 minutes to kill yourself.

[keithy_19]

That would be neat. Then it kind of puts the comics from the creepy category into healthy output of human emotion. There is a game on the Adult Swim Website (http://www.adultswim.com/games/fiveMinutes/index.html)that gives you 5 minutes to kill yourself.

I played that game. I didn't kill myself in five minutes and it upset me tremendously.

And, it's unfortunately not a bit.

[Dougie Brootal]

I played that game. I didn't kill myself in five minutes and it upset me tremendously.

And, it's unfortunately not a bit.

go to the supply room. itll keep throwing anvils and dynamite on you. i died in 2 minutes.

[ChimneyFish]

Dont even think of suicide...Been there budday.

Think about this (cuz I do) If I killed myself when I wanted to (and failed back in '98) I would never have seen.. the iPhone...Family Guy....shit Even DVD technology (which makes it easier to skip through porn)

You could miss out on a whole lot of good stuff

If I would have offed myself when I was going to, not only would I have never even heard of O&A and Ron & Fez, I would have never met the love of my life.

Trust me, keithy. If it was meant to be, you two will end up with each other.
Not only did my ex leave me, she went and got married. All these years later, we're back together.
If it wasn't meant to be, then there is someone out there who is even more perfect for you.:smoke:

[JustJon]

Put the cartoons online. People dig this shit and people would be into a site featuring suicidal cartoons.

[midwestjeff]

And do you know any really good blues that you would recommend?

Son House, to be more specific, Death Letter.

[ScottFromGA]

i draw with a spiro-graph.....


i'll try the suicidal thing with it sometime.

[Crispy123]

i draw with a spiro-graph.....


i'll try the suicidal thing with it sometime.


I dont condone suicide but you could use something better than a spiro-graph. :nono::nono::nono:

[JPMNICK]

you should look into getting mental help. for real. you are way to melodramatic about this breakup and all the shit in your life. maybe you need to talk to a professional about this, because the thought of killing yourself is in your head, so who knows if you are 1 bad night of drinking away from doing something stupid.

[ScottFromGA]

I dont condone suicide but you could use something better than a spiro-graph. :nono::nono::nono:

spiro-graph is the shizznit!