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Sheeplovr
11-21-2001, 11:53 AM
i want to know why i think it is stealing my idears i have seen many black hellocopters around for year and i know they steal my ideas but this one is low and im afaid it is after me but i also have hope that is after someone else like maby some kind of terroist or drug dealer in my neighborhoood i dont know does anyone else have hellocopters flying around really low

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IkeaBoy
11-21-2001, 11:58 AM
did you also have to pick up your brother, make the veal, drop off the guns,

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The Belcher
11-21-2001, 12:06 PM
Yes, they are there because of you. They are black, unmarked except for cattle mutilation stains, and just circle and circle and circle, right? You sense them even when neither one of you are there, correct? You hear helicopters when you do wippits, and your ideas go right out of your head after the gas wears off and the helicopters fade away. They have been with you since childhood, and your parents are responsible for "donating" you to the helicopter people. You are being watched closely now because something has gone terribly wrong with the experiment. I think that you should ask Black Earl From The Future what will happen next, because I haven't a friggin' clue, other than to suspect that you will be killed soon. Mutilated like a head of cattle, with your touch-hole surgically removed in a bloodless surgical procedure, your body dropped unceremoniously into a cow pasture in Kansas. Go to Earl. Go to him NOW.

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sketchy
11-26-2001, 06:48 PM
its ozzy lost in his hel-i-cop-ter

sketchy

french bread pizza
11-26-2001, 07:17 PM
go inside NOW...they are coming after you...

in order to avoid this further, smother yourself in sweet cream..not butter or margarine, it must be sweet cream..then roll around in nutmeg and garlic...


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The Belcher
11-26-2001, 08:59 PM
NO NO NO NO NO!!!!! DON'T LISTEN TO A FRENCH BREAD PIZZA!! THEY'RE IN ON IT!! CREAM ATTRACTS THEM, YOU MUST DUNK YOURSLEF, UM.... SELF, IN CREAMED CORN!! And remember to wear clean underwear in case the helicopter gets into an accident.

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french bread pizza
11-26-2001, 10:01 PM
CREAMed corn...you're in on it too then..haha


sketchy that was a good one..i actually heard it as i was reading, like in my mind..haha


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erinmoran
11-27-2001, 05:28 AM
That was me...i was trying to find your house by scent but i couldnt smell spoiled tuna, boogers and rotting feet from any house.

Better luck next time

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Gwen
11-27-2001, 08:29 AM
Maybe they're just looking for you so they can drop off some "Hooked on Phonics" casettes

Jk, Sheepy! ;)

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Sheeplovr
11-27-2001, 09:33 AM
Maby there bringing me the blanket u promised me cause im so cold

i really found out what happend the forest in my town was on fire or somthing so they were putting it out but if another one of my idea becomes a TV show or a movie ill be pissed

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Gvac
11-27-2001, 03:11 PM
Tin foil, Sheep, and plenty of it. It's the only way. Trust me.

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Sheeplovr
11-28-2001, 08:53 AM
ohhhhhhhhh i seee thanks budday

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